Talk:Lumber Yard Teleport

What the heck does this article even say??

I understand that its about teleport spell scrolls that are single-use and I think it says that they take you to the Lumber Yard (judging by the article name, I'd say that's correct), but I don't understand what it is trying to communicate to me! English is my first language, but it appears that isn't the case for this article's original author.