User talk:The Fizzbuzzler

If someone posts here saying first, I will have no choice but to post the entire text of the U.S. Constitution five times on their talk page. 06:00, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

First
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First
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 * Crap-- 04:30, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Archived at last
Wow, whatever took you so long? We waited months. Aeons. Days. Years. Minutes. A long time, at any rate. But now, at this pinacle time in history, we can once more load your talk page in a more or less reasonable time span. Cook, thank you. 04:30, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Third
amg wat do i win???? 04:39, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Image move request #5483899
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FIRST to say first but not get the US law thingy :o 78.20.55.50 13:00, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

Are you a p-mod on runescpae? Sgt Frogman

Extra SOF spins from quests
I noticed you undid [ this edit], but I think it's legitimate; see here (unless you were trying to put the information somewhere central rather than on every quest page). Stewbasic 02:13, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

Recent updates in Wikia Navigation
Hi Cook, could you (or any recent changes stalker who may see this first) please add the new sagas to the "recent updates" tab of the navigation menu? Noteworthy pages to link to would include: Thanks, 06:08, April 25, 2012 (UTC)
 * Fremennik Sagas
 * Nadir
 * Thok Your Block Off
 * Skaldrun
 * Moia
 * Thok

My condolences
So many useless redirects.... 16:17, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

oh snap
no more edits for Cook Me Plox D: 16:17, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Polar Kebbit
About time you archived, anyway I plan on doing the kebbit tracks like this, satisfactory? http://i.imgur.com/ALsNE.jpg

Also, your image on your buyout has an error, at first you bought the bones for 3,263, and then sold it for 2,255. So you actually lose money there, you might want to rethink that. -- 01:29, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Siphoning
At 72 Runecrafting.

At 77 Runecrafting.

Talk:Grand_Exchange_Market_Watch/Common_Trade_Index - Rebalance
I just noticed the changes to the CTI you made on February 2012... aack!!! The CTI graph is still showing the old calculations. *embarrased* It has been awhile but I was wondering how you came up with the value of 23.9435? I'm assuming you used the price as of 12-Feb-12 for the new additions (i.e. 424800 for Abyssal whip).

Just read Talk:Grand Exchange Market Watch. I was wondering if we could add other indices (i.e. Armour Index and Weapons Index). Can you help me find suitable items for these indices? Is Grand_Exchange_Market_Watch/Common a good list of items?

Also, do you understand Talk:Grand_Exchange_Market_Watch? I'm interested but don't really get what the anon really wants.

Thanks. 21:41, May 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * The adjusted image shows the CTI peaking at 210 plus... wow?!


 * Are you sure the formula is correct, or am I missing something? 23:01, May 3, 2012 (UTC)


 * How about if we change the base date to 8 February 2008 (from December 2007 I think), and recalculate the CTI? It's much simpler to keep track of the prices and the items and the divisor can be reset to 27. Agree? 07:34, May 4, 2012 (UTC)


 * No... It won't actually change the shape of the graph from before your adjustment on February. The graph looks the same actually once I changed the base date of the new items, and adjusted the divisor. However, the CTI value will be slightly lower. Check out the latest revision of the CTI image and compare it with the last 2-3 revisions.


 * If you still insist, I will have to modify AzBot. (>_<) By the way, check out Grand Exchange Market Watch/FAQ. *grin* 20:26, May 4, 2012 (UTC)


 * The second-to-last one uses the adjusted CTI formula for all the data. This is definitely wrong, since the divisor has changed for the old data, and new items have been added in. This is why I needed a formula which would work for both the old items and the new items. So I decided to move the base date forward by a few months and start a "new" index with the new items. (Some of the new items only have data from February 2008 onwards.)


 * AzBot creates the graphs using built-in formulas to plot the graph, but if you want me to keep the pre-adjustment data, I need to store them somewhere. I will work on that later. But for now, I think this CTI graph will have to suffice. 20:52, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Exchange bots
I hadn't noticed the graph API calls gave accurate information. I've been using the category API calls because it meant fewer page requests. Given the accuracy, I'll change my bot to use the graph API. My bot was originally written as a backup bot, so it only updated an exchange price if it needed updating and no other bot updated for over 2 days. I might switch it back to that mode again (just in case the other bots go down). 18:05, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

SoF
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/User:Joeytje50/SoF?oldid=5578961 and http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/User:Joeytje50/SoF?oldid=5578960 do show a difference between the results, most notably in the medium and small lamps. I don't think this is because bought tickets have a different win percentage though, I just think it's based on luck here. It could also be bound to the person. I think there are a lot of variables that affect the SoF, more than we could ever find and put in a formula, but if we collect enough data (few thousand :P) we can get fairly accurate data for the average percentages. 20:38, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

Gratsuletationz!
HAPPEH BURTHDAY@@@@ 08:50, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
 * qoSlIj DatIvjaj. 10:52, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Happy birthday!
Robots (or cyborgs/androids) celebrate birthdays? Have a caek!

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4017/funnyportalbirthdaycake.jpg

Gee, that ripe old age sure sets in fast. 14:24, May 8, 2012 (UTC) 

The cake is not a lie, it is the truth. Happy Birthday Cook you Plox! 16:04, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!
happy 9th birthday mister 16:23, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

From the Cabal that does not exist
The secrecy committee is currently working on this square. Please keep an eye on it. 20:07, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

JV3Ocus9SMo gvJXYkJq9zA Os3H9t6qOeo N1co98vXPQA P39x8-2xd_s 21:53, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

nobody loves you
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1682/nobodylovesyou.jpg 21:21, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
 * He's right. 21:26, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

MerryBirthmus.
http://i.imgur.com/PjDNl.jpg 21:34, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

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21:37, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!
RAWRRRRRRR -- 08:12, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

SoF
About the rewards of the SoF, I'm starting to think there is an equal chance of getting any type of pickaxe, for example, but it depends on your level. That means we could merge the different types of pickaxe (and other items), under one line of "Pickaxe". We are not sure from what level you can get certain metals, but I do think it is completely level-based, and the chances are equal for all metals. Same applies to raw fish, ranging armour, (cross)bows, arrows, and ores. I think gems, runes, logs, and lucky items are unaffected by your level. I suspect the lamps' types (small/med/large/huge) are not affected either, but they could be affected too. The skill-specific lamps are affected by levels too. 10:17, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * BTW, when transferring those bought spins to my /SoF log, did the people note if it was 10k or 50gp? It seems unlikely to me that there was one reward of 10k in all those spins. 17:34, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Chat
Hey. I PMed you in chat. 22:44, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

Re:Categories
AH. Okay, so it's like Category:Templates, I see. What's the policy on uploading music files that are in game? 06:25, May 11, 2012 (UTC)

TOU
hey, as you know quite some stuff about laws and things like that, do you think Wikia can claim that fixing the search is to "block, remove, or otherwise obstruct the proper functioning and view of advertisements, and/or user interface and functionality by other users"? And if they could claim that it is indeed removing the functionality of the search, would adding a button before the current button (like in monobook, a go and a search button) be okay? Then people would still have the full functionality right? In other words, is there any way we could abuse a loophole to get this search thing to work well again, while still officially not breaking the TOU? 10:51, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * The same is being discussed on a central staff blog. No one has yet pinpointed the part where it forbids alterations, but that's just asking for wikia to change the ToU. 19:21, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * On a legal level, Wikia would be fully entitled (and likely) to revert the fix under the terms you quoted above. Additionally, were we to discover and manipulate a loophole in this (of which I cannot find), Wikia, like nearly every other corporation, company etc. also reserves the right to, at their sole discretion "change, modify, add, or delete portions of this Agreement at any time and without further notice", meaning we'd be fighting a losing battle. As everyone already knows, Wikia's sole motivation behind demanding that wikis revert their changes to the search update is to make sure they can leech as much money as they can from ads that are displayed on results pages, and because of this they would almost certainly make sure we (being one of their biggest earners) maximised their profit, i.e. making sure we don't try and skirt around ads. I don't think we need to put ourselves in an unnecessarily risky position just yet - we should wait and see what the next proposed search update turns out like. 19:53, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Council
Don't forget, there's a meeting today about Search. :3= 16:42, May 17, 2012 (UTC)

Updated with new information
I've been fighting glacors the past few days while wearing the ring of wealth and have noticed that while i am wearing it, it activates every time. therefore everytime i kill one i always get a charm drop while wearing it. dont know actual statistics of drops so dont wanna edit

Maps
I made a new thread regarding map/minimaps/map squares on the fansite forum. 05:19, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

Restore Files
Can you please restore File:Apmeken (Iconically symbolized).png and File:Scabaras (Iconically symbolized).png if possible? Because I want to readd them into articles. Many thanks. - Naikiw 15:49, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

Editz
214,000 edits since 2009. You are insane.

In a good way. 16:36, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

How come I can't join the chat? O.O

I see what you did there
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6646/cookplox.png

-- 22:35, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

RE: Noob
Oops... Thanks for noticing that. I should pay closer attention. 23:17, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

TCHBLEH
You... 09:30, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * I actually thought it may have had something to do with you.. but I had to be srs. . I dub you Le Troll, again... for the... you get the idea . 09:35, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

Help Me Plox
Ok, so last time I asked you to help me with this was firemaking; now it's woodcutting. I have 762 xp to 99; can you please help me to choose what to cut so I get 1 off 99 (for teh pro screenshot)? 01:44, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

Jagex Wiki fail
I thought you'd enjoy this. 20:58, June 11, 2012 (UTC)

Magic armour revert
Cook, I've checked it. I know wide tables, images, etc. can be a problem due to the width of Oasis, but I've checked it before clicking the save button and it works fine. Unless you're using an iPod/iPhone/whatever they're called or have a 500x500px screen, it looks perfectly alright. I've been around here for 2½ years, please don't think I'm some noob who doesn't know what he does when he makes an edit. 09:23, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
 * Strange. I see this. Next time, I'll send a picture to you for approval. :P 17:09, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
 * Don't you? 06:23, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
 * Would it be possible to standardly implement it for everyone? If so, I'll make a YG proposal. 11:03, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
 * That's too bad. And I doubt Wikia will want to give up their precious advertisement space. 11:16, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

Hello

Changes: The Crucible
http://runescape.wikia.com/index.php?title=The_Crucible&action=historysubmit&diff=5783185&oldid=5782907

YOU WRITE SOO GUDDDDDDD -- 01:00, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

Fist Of Guthix
Okay, so it looks like somebody who didn't know what they're doing put censor templates all over this page. Whats more, they forgot to use 2 pairs of brackets, so there is a bunch of unclosed template text sitting around the page. It doesn't even look like the templates are supposed to be there, but just wanted to ask first :). BieberAxeKiller 13:15, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

Re:New pages
So, is "Thorny hedge (bagged)" an appropriate name? 15:46, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Projects
Per Forum:A new way to organise projects, if you would like your project properly advertised on the to-do list and navigation bar, or if you'd like it displayed as a project of the month, please give me a link or update your project page with information on how to participate in the project. The project page link I currently have for you is User_talk:Cook_Me_Plox/Sandwich2. I suggest creating a new non-talk and non-sandbox project page, then getting back to me when you have all the information so people know what's going on. ^-^ 16:27, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

I love you. c: <358.106.69.178 16:06, June 23, 2012 (UTC)AAAAAAAAAshleh ;D

I love you too. c: <3 16:10, June 23, 2012 (UTC) RRRRRRRRRonan ;D

Ferris Bueller, yer mah herow. Also answer my dang message. 16:12, June 23, 2012 (UTC)

ABSENCE
Yeah I've had a show so I've been pretty tied down co-ordinating and directing and working out and dancing.

I'll be on tomorrow, don't have time tonight because I'm flat chat atm

08:48, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

Some RS history.
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/rshistory/ http://web.archive.org/web/20010303145611/http://insight.sphosting.com/intro.htm http://web.archive.org/web/20010215023236/http://www.tip.it/runescape/ <- Scroll down http://web.archive.org/web/20070128054832/http://www.geocities.com/silverion/runescape/worldmap.gif <- RS worldmap @ release, http://web.archive.org/web/20010605194455im_/http://runescape.virtualave.net/images/worldmap.gif

" So to change password you have to type twice "setpass XXXXXX" and voila you changed your password !!! thanks Cammo Andrew has made it you can change your password. It is a little different to configure than the normal one he originally used but here is what you do: in the chat window type: setpass XXXXXX the XXXXXX will come up automatically so no one standing behind you can see the password then it prompts you to retype the password incase you misspelt it. It will then change your password. NOTE: only type 'setpass' not setpassword or passwordset etc. some commands can be seen in the open and then your password would be revealed. To write in rainbow text use "@ran@ xxxxxxx" to write colored text use "@red@ xxxxxxx", @cya@, @gre@, @yel@, @bla@, @blu@, @whi@, @ora@ to tell someone anywhere in game use "tell playername xxxxxxxxx" example: "tell Silverion I have 20 coal free for you" "

old window layout: http://web.archive.org/web/20040327161852/http://www.tip.it/runescape/img/bank.jpg

http://web.archive.org/web/20010303013156/http://www.tip.it/runescape/skills.htm

http://web.archive.org/web/20010302081317im_/http://www.tip.it/runescape/img/spells.png

http://web.archive.org/web/20010927094049/ht  tp://worldofrunescape.cjb.net/ <- Old RS map

http://web.archive.org/web/20010802110626/http://koti.mbnet.fi/rithiur/ <- Mud clien updated wtF?

http://web.archive.org/web/20010802110626/http://koti.mbnet.fi/rithiur/ <- Old rs client http://www.di-rs.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t69260.html <- All those bug imgs

http://web.archive.org/web/20010719223501/http://www.tbns.net/runescapeworld/article01.shtml <- Boy trapped at playerownedhouses be4 release!

http://web.archive.org/web/19991223072424/http://www.fitz.cam.ac.uk/users/acg29/mud.html <- MuD site

12:06, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

Base clothes image
Someone uploaded an image of basic clothes at your request (so he said). Not sure where you wanted it so, I gave it a generic name and posted it here to keep it out of unused files.

YUCHANGE AVATAR
That's how I imagined you IRL :P 16:47, June 30, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks - UotM
Hi there :), didnt even know I was nominated :o Anywhoo, tyvm :3 00:14, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Help, my account is haunted
Uh, hi Cook and other recent changes stalkers. I made my last planned edit here on 25 June, to my user page. However, after being alerted of new messages on my talk page (which disappointedly ended up being just maintenance), I noticed my edit count was considerably higher than I remembered (I never quite hit 7k edits before having to take my leave). So I checked my contributions to find where those thirty edits came from, and found that, for some reason, there was a number of edits to beta namespace pages that were attributed to me (examples: Beta:Sling and Beta:Vanguard gloves).

The edit summaries certainly sound like they're mine, and the edits are all the source pages copied over (with the exception of a few blank "doubles"). How were the beta pages created? Was the last revision copied and for whatever reason, the last author had an extra edit added? Just curious, and yeah, hola. 07:13, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Congrats
You must be having the highest edit count in wikia. http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s145/urbancowgurl777/UltimateSupreme2212-3.png (T@lk) 06:13, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * User:AmauriceBot 11:24, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * O. cool -- http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s145/urbancowgurl777/UltimateSupreme2212-3.png  (Talk to me) 09:09, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Beta Weapon Bonus Boxes
Sorry, I'm really tired after working in 105 degree~ weather all day and need some sleep as it's also 3:37 AM here. I've finished all melee weapons through steel. Yura and I will try to tackle the rest tomorrow when we can. -- 08:37, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
 * Going to bed again. The only remaining items are Offhand melee weapons. I'll finish them up ASAP tomorrow. -- 08:55, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

I know that feel bro
I can truly feel your pain. -- 02:49, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

RE:
What about stuff like Category:Weapons? 06:03, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Mad scientist
Ya sure 'bout the capitalisation? 10:24, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Well, Jagex usually don't capitalise in the middle. Also, I was first!!!11!1 10:31, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Facepalm. Delete that! :P 11:18, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Cleanup
my apologise about the thread i made i just wasnt sure and i did jump to conclusions as well. if you unnote 3 ore it would be about 60 gp so yeah it would still turn a profit.

once again i apologise for the thread i madeMajorFoley1 (talk) 06:16, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

RE: thank you and right now profit i believe is 461 coins, if you work it out like this

2373 per bar - 1845 for 1 adamantite ore and 3 coal and 67 coins per coal

2373-1845-67 = 461 proft per bar MajorFoley1 (talk) 06:26, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

hi
do i no u 10:44, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
 * o i sorry please dont hurt me again 10:50, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

RAEG
/me was JUST ABOUT TO DO THIS@@. Why u always steal my edits 10:50, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Social Slayer
Cook, seriously. An extra function for the enchanted gem that allows for speedier tasks and some extra rewards. In what world is 1 extra function and a few extra rewards enough for a new article? Going by that, there should be two articles for Livid Farm since it has some extra spells added. 11:00, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

How...
Just... How... 11:43, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
 * Pictures for all the new items, making the new pages in less than a minute. You are a GOD. 12:43, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Ohai! Just a pan-sear?
Just got to add some salt and pepper. Going to get the olive oil and a little bit of lemon zest and I think we're ready... Oh, forgot to turn on the stove. Well, hop in the pan.. come on :) B REN   00:18, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Your question regarding the powers of a Mahjarrat
I realised after what the reference was. It wasn't anything to do with Freneskae, it was from a previous Ritual of Rejuvenation that a Fremennik happened to witness. I came up in postbag 41. Sorry it took me so long to realise where it came from
 * Which reminds me, did we ever have postbags transcribed here or do we link them to the Jagex wiki? I'm starting to add god letters to the lore project subpages, but wasn't sure if they could be posted in the mainspace or not.

Some history stuff
Cuz u like history.

http://intersolar.narod.ru/f.html - Fighting hiscores as of 25/12/01, someone copied the 2000 people :D http://intersolar.narod.ru/o.html - Overall list 25/12/01 http://www.rune-scape.narod.ru/ - Old rs tipsite, use google translate or something. With original images of the old rs site ive been searching for for a while! http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rsh05.txt - Toplist 20/06/01 http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/7789/zez7re.png - Old nite @ top hiscores, original farm symbol http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9065/30farming7ns.png - First player to reach farming 30 http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8972/jagexhackedjpg8rh.jpg - Hiscoresglitch http://forums.zybez.net/topic/707810-first-2000-runescape-players/?quot; - First 2k rs players ever. Dunno the source, but when I check the list it looks real. http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9969/logoutax7.jpg - Andrew pming when member got released http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6503/99allskillbeforefarming5xa.png - Zezima hiscores without farming http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8653/99allafterfarming5zm.png - Zezima hiscores with farming http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/4168/highlv1rp.png - Zezima was the first to 2079 total! http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2583/chikoritapro0yw.png - Famous wikian right? :P http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rsh04.txt - Toplist 6/6/1 http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rsh03.txt - Toplist 20/4/1 http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rsh02.txt - Hiscores http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rsh01.txt - Hiscores 21/1/1 http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rsh06.txt - "Top 25 clerics"? http://samppa.ifastnet.com/events/halloween2002.JPG - Halloween 2002 http://samppa.ifastnet.com/earlyrsc/hole.JPG - Black hole http://samppa.ifastnet.com/earlyrsc/newbieme.jpg - Old interface http://samppa.ifastnet.com/earlyrsc/truestats.jpg - Old stats http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rs2/horses.JPG - Aprils fools store 2004 http://samppa.ifastnet.com/misc/Asgarnia.gif - Old worldmap when asgarnia got added http://samppa.ifastnet.com/misc/alltop4.jpg - Serverstats http://samppa.ifastnet.com/misc/serverstat2.jpg - Serverstats http://samppa.ifastnet.com/misc/serverstat1.jpg - Serverstats http://samppa.ifastnet.com/hs2/hs-6-0.html - Hiscore evidence for 99 wc everdred http://www.rune-scape.narod.ru/maps/maprus.png - RSmap after relaese of musa point http://www.rune-scape.narod.ru/index.html - nice tipsite http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/runehiddencams/news.html - Ehh? http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/runehiddencams/index3.html - Wut?

-- 18:33, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

Jagex stealing our images again
Hey, since you managed to convince Jagex to delete all images from their wiki that were stolen from us, could you also please get Jagex to delete all of our images from http://www.runescape.com/200million/index.ws? The images are located on http://www.runescape.com/img/main/200m/items/2001.png (change filename for different years). I have identified the following images: There might be some other images I couldn't identify. 14:27, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
 * File:Runescape2betaloginpage.png in 2003
 * File:RFD 2.png in 2006
 * File:Pay to PK riot.gif in 2007
 * File:While Guthix Sleeps.png in 2008
 * File:Commander Zilyana vs. K'ril Tsutsaroth.png in 2011
 * Btw those images might not work if you click them from here. If so, just go to http://www.runescape.com/200million/index.ws and then change the url to the url in the links. That will usually fix it. (it's a hotlink prevention which is fooled if the "referrer" is a page on runescape.com, which it is then) 14:33, July 24, 2012 (UTC)

FIRST

98.253.226.102 02:01, July 27, 2012 (UTC)Anonymous User

Remind me...
Why exactly don't you require a bot flag for your incredibly rapid edits? -- 05:30, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Edits flooding Special:Recentchanges as of 2012-08-03 05:30 UTC
Your edits have been sustaining a rate of 15 edits per minute on average for an entire hour. According to RuneScape:AutoWikiBrowser, a user shouldn't flood (human edits in) RecentChanges at a rate of more than 5 per minute on a non-bot account and should hop to their bot account for high-powered edits.

I believe you have CookBot for this sort of thing.

Regards, 05:34, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

hai
hai cuk, wat r u ding?????? 15:52, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

hey cook me could you please explain merching in other words i couldnt understand your page on it Oghma infinium (talk) 17:37, August 6, 2012 (UTC)

Soo...
What happened to AJAX? Did we lose it or am I just dumb? If I knew anything about css I'd look, but I just copy/paste. 04:22, August 7, 2012 (UTC)

Pornography spam
http://i.imgur.com/WXFNJ.png 07:14, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

Declaration of Imminent War
MR. COOK ME PLOX:

The Government of the United States having violated in the most flagrant manner and in ever increasing measure all rules of neutrality in favor of the adversaries of Germany and having continually been guilty of the most severe provocations toward Germany ever since the outbreak of the European war, provoked by the British declaration of war against Germany on September 3, 1939, has finally resorted to open military acts of aggression.

On September 11, 1941, the President of the United States publicly declared that he had ordered the American Navy and Air Force to shoot on sight at any German war vessel. In his speech of October 27, 1941, he once more expressly affirmed that this order was in force. Acting under this order, vessels of the American Navy, since early September 1941, have systematically attacked German naval forces. Thus, American destroyers, as for instance the Greer, the Kearney and the Reuben James, have opened fire on German sub-marines according to plan. The Secretary of the American Navy, Mr. Knox, himself confirmed that-American destroyers attacked German submarines.

Furthermore, the naval forces of the United States, under order of their Government and contrary to international law have treated and seized German merchant vessels on the high seas as enemy ships.

The German Government therefore establishes the following facts:

Although Germany on her part has strictly adhered to the rules of international law in her relations with the United States during every period of the present war, the Government of the United States from initial violations of neutrality has finally proceeded to open acts of war against Germany. The Government of the United States has thereby virtually created a state of war.

The German Government, consequently, discontinues diplomatic relations with the United States of America and declares that under these circumstances brought about by President Roosevelt Germany too, as from today, considers herself as being in a state of war with the United States of America.

Accept, Mr. Cook Me Plox, the expression of my high consideration.

December 11, 1941.

FLAYSIANTROP.

15:56, August 15, 2012 (UTC)

More edit flooding
I was going to write a new post on your talk page about your spamming of Recent Changes. However, I find it's more efficient to simply refer you to this existing section of your talk page. Just mentally change the date.

Officially speaking, I'm growing awfully tired of this. Please use your bot account for spam edits. I see no reason why you in particular should be entitled to the ability to spam Recent Changes with rapid non-bot edits. -- 06:51, August 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * What is the negative impact? It kills the ability of anyone to watch Recent Changes while you're flooding it. In no way is there an efficient method to watch Recent Changes while you're spamming it with hundreds or thousands of edits per hour. We have bot flags for this very reason, and I don't see why you in particular should be an exception here.


 * You claim to not be using AWB? First, due to the rapid and sustained pace of your edit spamming, I doubt you are making all of these edits manually. Second, the fact that edit limits apply only to AWB users is a mere technicality. The wiki has an interest in preventing a single user from dominating Recent Changes with spam edits, regardless of how they make those edits. Again, that's why we have bot flags. Why is it difficult for you to log into CookBot and use it for spam editing, leaving the rest of us in peace? -- 21:16, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

Template:Infobox_Item
Hi Cook. Will you do me a favor, and revert Joey's recent edit? For some bizarre reason, nothing happens when I do it. Just use a diff for this edit as the edit summary: "undo bold edit. the GE link is more useful." 08:46, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Money
I think so, but I'm not sure if/when I will play again, so we could just call it a gift to the wiki ;). Stewbasic (talk) 02:53, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

It's a sad evening tonight
Thought I'd let you know, mod Timo is leaving jagex. Info is here: http://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/ypqnu/so_long_and_thanks_for_all_the_karma/

Axslayer33 03:05, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

Runite limb buy limit
Hey, some one said i should tel lyou that the buy limit for the runite limbs needs to be changed. Some one set it to 500, but that is wrong, I dont know the limit, but its not 500 or 1000. I just bought a few thousand off the ge for alching.

Nothins (talk) 21:07, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

No I i alched them all that night, this isnt the first time, I cant say for sure if it was over one thousand in a 4 hour period, but i know for sure that the limit is definitly not 500.

Nothins (talk) 00:39, August 26, 2012 (UTC)

haibargle
So I read your thing on reddit, and noticed these apples. if you haven't given up on it already i'd be willing to help out and make more of em. 20:42, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

<3
http://i.imgur.com/lpWVC.png 14:16, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * Wait, you're giving away cash? Can I haz? ;-) Michagogo (talk) 15:32, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * It was a lend. 16:00, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I guessed that from the chatbox. I was kidding. Michagogo (talk) 17:27, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Merchant Guide / Assistance
Cook Me Plox,

I just joined the Wiki and was talking about updated much of the Advanced_trading_guide, but somebody in the Chat linked me to your guide, and I am very interested in it. I was wondering if you could answer a couple of questions:

Firstly, are you planning on ever incorporating this guide into an actual wiki page? Until I became a user and was actually directed to it by another person, I had never seen it. At the least, you could see about adding a link to it in the Advanced Trading Guide.

Secondly, I was wondering if I could assist in the writing of the guide. I have about six years of merchanting experience and could provide a lot of insight in how to squeeze out some extra profit and what kind of items are good for the different areas of merchanting.

Anyways, thanks for your consideration -- I have one specific idea for your guide that I'd love for you to look at; I'll add that to its discussion page.

The Sane (talk) 09:17, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

Hallow is desperade!
The chat won't load for me, could you help me please Cookie :(? 20:59, September 5, 2012 (UTC) Well the page loads but I don't see the chat nor who is in it.  21:10, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

Bandos kiteshield (TT)
You forgot this and this. =) 13:15, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Your input is wanted
... on Forum:Edit spam. Scroll down to "Question for Cook", by Urbancowgurl777. 06:42, September 8, 2012 (UTC)

Boobs
Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs 00:00, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

I second that. 00:03, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

First
-- HurricaneKhaos 19:37, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

Nerdsaus
I wants to talk to yous on chat but you're never ons. ): 04:05, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

Bad Luck Brian
http://i.imgur.com/pLajZ.png 23:14, September 23, 2012 (UTC)

Special:AllMessages
I noticed the text in the top of browser windows and tabs changed when you're on a file page. I am pretty sure it used to say like "File:Blah.png" but now it says "Image - Blah.png". I went into Special:AllMessages because I thought it might be in there, but I carn't find it. Any idea how to fix this? 14:08, September 26, 2012 (UTC)

GEMH raw data
"Hey Az, I'm trying to do some analysis of Grand Exchange prices (specifically, finding price correlation between item pairs with a displacement of n days). Since you make the GEMH graphs, I was wondering if you had the raw data that you use to make all of the graphs -- all of the price points for all 3,500 items, hopefully with a date value attached. Do you have this information handy, or could you tell me how to generate it? Thanks, ʞooɔ 09:18, February 24, 2012 (UTC)"

Finally... Exchange:Test/Data. Whose idea is this: yours or Joeytje50? 02:42, September 27, 2012 (UTC)

Navbar
Hi, looking for some Navbar assistance. How did you change the "New photos" to "New files" ? -- LordTBT Talk! 17:18, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

Format for files and stuff
If you make put the files on a Sandwich or something, could you possibly use this syntax (WITHOUT THE  TAG, JUST DOIN EXAMPLE): If this can be done, just makes sure it looks like this, with no spaces/words after the last ]], so it doesn't include it in the file/explode the script, I made will be able to go A LOT faster. It's semi-automated though because I don't want to move anything to an incorrect name, so it won't be cookspam fast, sawwy. Thanks  02:43, October 4, 2012 (UTC)

But I like owls
Going to #5 of your comment here, are we able to copy over postbags, god letters, lores and histories, etc? Currently I'm in the process of adding the god letters as part of the Lores Project but they're in my userspace. I've recently noticed some of the Lores appearing in mainspace, so could I take this as a precedent for the rest? Cheers,

wikia bugs filed?
A friend is asking me "do you know where bugs are filed for Wikia's version of the wiki software?

There has been an outstanding bug since the introduction of the visual editor but I don't know where to file a bug report let alone check to see if they are already filed. " Do you know where that is kept? Thanks. --Degenret01 (talk) 12:37, October 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Okay, makes sense. Thanks for the fast answer.--Degenret01 (talk) 12:45, October 6, 2012 (UTC)

Checkuser
Hi Cook. I'm not from RuneScape Wiki (I'm from w:c:bloons) and I understand if you refuse this request, but I have an urgent request to check whether two users share the same IP address. w:c:bloons:User:Wackycreeper15 and w:c:bloons:User:Monkey Engineer act suspiciously similar and I would like to check whether they may be sockpuppets. I would appreciate it if you check whether they share IPs. Thanks! — SW8573 (Message Wall) 12:02, October 7, 2012 (UTC)


 * Ah okay. I'll remember that in future :) (It's just that Special:Contact can take a while) Thanks anyway :) — SW8573 (Message Wall) 12:20, October 7, 2012 (UTC)

Optimus
Hi -- do you think you could maybe adjust the page to reflect the current facts? a jmod has stated that Optimus isn't in the game, and I think the article is confusing. Also, I suck at writing and have no idea how to word it. Michagogo (talk) 22:55, October 8, 2012 (UTC)

Scryer recruitment
Of the 4 scryers I messaged, 3 replied, all with positive attitudes to contributing to lores on the wiki. One was rather preoccupied with life atm, another didn't want to give a definitive answer on helping due a clan restructuring soon that may take up most of their time. By far the most interesting response was from Robo Hobo. Apparently he had an idea for a points system relating to ranking in the clan based on creating and maintaining lore articles on the lores wiki. He seemed to think the idea could pretty well to here, meaning we could end up with a whole host of scryers editing here. I have yet to hear back from the last, but he's a little tricky to get hold of anyway.

Edits flooding RecentChanges as of 2012-10-16 20:39 GMT
Your page creations are sustaining a rate of 45 edits per second on this account. Did you mean to use CookBot here? 20:40, October 16, 2012 (UTC)

Could the Sonic Wiki ask for advice?
Hey Cook Idk if you remember me in chat or anything. But on the Sonic Wiki, we are having a Site Discussion about implementing the Browse standard summaries button (the button to the right above the preview button) and an Administrator on the Sonic Wiki asked me to ask an Admin over here on the RSW for help/questions on how to implement the button. Anyway here's the link to the Forum catch you on the Forum =D  04:15, October 17, 2012 (UTC)

Alpha layer on images
This is just a poke to check your settings. Remember to check add alpha layer when adding transparency
 * Completely unrelated, but cba to make a new header. I'm looking into using wookieepedia's template preloads (you can see them if you edit this page. You can see the related code on that page. It also allows for preloading a custom page should you want to. Handy, no? Compared to the preloaded templates we currently have, these are a vast improvement. the 'Show list of used templates' doesn't even load for me. Whether it contains something I've no idea.
 * I've started a list of templates that have a decent amount of parameters here with a vague attempt at categorising them a little better than 'infobox' largely based on Category:Infobox templates. Can you think of any more that are in use that might be of use?

Robots and archiving.
Omg, I think my pc just had a hissy fit with the lag when i went to post a comment, so that is why I am starting with "Archive plox bro." Or not. Anyhow, I am here to officially declare you to be a robot. How the hell can anyone remember http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Derank_Degeneret01,_Glenndora,_%2Bothers and http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Why_is_Stinkowing_still_an_administrator%3F?diff=prev&oldid=1012785 unless you are one? --Degenret01 (talk) 16:37, October 23, 2012 (UTC)

Don't edit userpages
Please do not edit other users' userpages on the RuneScape Wiki, as per this policy. If it was your userpage, please log in before editing to avoid uncertainty over whether the edits are what the owner wants. However, a few exceptions can be made. You may edit another user's userpage:


 * ... if you notice anything obviously rule-breaking on a user page (crude photos, messages that may be harmful to someone else or anything that breaks one of Jagex's rules). If you are unsure if the content breaks a rule, contact another user to check it out.
 * ... to clear red links from the wanted pages list.
 * ... if editors are given permission by the author to edit the page. This includes guestbooks and some sandboxes.
 * ... to revert vandalism.

Any other edits may be reverted if we think they may not be the page owner's, and if they appear to be vandalism you may be blocked from editing the RuneScape Wiki. Thank you. Michagogo (talk) 08:46, October 24, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Edit warring
3RR allows for reversion of vandalism. Michagogo (talk) 08:49, October 24, 2012 (UTC)

Ritual Cooking
You are free of sin, Cook Me Plox. No longer are you withheld by the bounds of malevolence, but instead the chains of freedom. You are free. Free I say. FREE!!!

http://i.imgur.com/TR9Kt.png

-- 05:38, October 28, 2012 (UTC)

hund0rdth
HARRO I R HUNDORDTH GUY ON UR TALK PAGE HERE HAVE SOME CAEK 10:45, November 2, 2012 (UTC)

hund0rdth
HARRO I R HUNDORDTH GUY ON UR TALK PAGE HERE HAVE SOME CAEK 10:45, November 2, 2012 (UTC)

Item discovery
Whilst looking for Citadel portal scroll in quick chat I came across Citadel service record. Any idea what this is?

Also, we seem to have a JMod contributor Mod Moltare was the original source of the translation on the RSOF.
 * I managed to pull it up on this if it's any help. I can't remember the site you linked to recently that had pictures as well.

Daily Challenge
Hey Cook. Do you mind if I split your Daily challenge pages into sections by skill name? I already organised them, but in the same table. Thx, 17:11, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

category reorganization
our categories are currently a mess.

current:
 * Category:RuneScape Wiki
 * Category:Content
 * Category:RuneScape Wiki community
 * all this other shit

proposal:


 * Category:Browse (replaces Category:RuneScape Wiki)
 * Category:RuneScape (replaces Category:Content)
 * Category:RuneScape Wiki (replaces Category:RuneScape Wiki community)

this is based on starwars:Category:Browse. i'm not sure if this requires a Yew Grove thread since it's mostly a name change. also, i wanted to check with you in case lots of edits are needed/something goes wrong. -- 21:11, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

Jagex Wiki Copyright Issues
You are authorized to act on behalf of the copyright holders. -- 21:24, November 5, 2012 (UTC)
 * The thing is, he may well not be. This should have been left open until a legal verdict could be made. 21:38, November 5, 2012 (UTC)
 * I sent in a DMCA explaining the entire situation, including the messiness with the copyright ownership. They said they would get back to me within a couple days -- it's been two weeks. 07:50, November 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * And I'm guessing it has now been 3 weeks? I'm far too lazy to comb through their recent changes to see if they've actually done anything, tiny though it may be in comparison.

Stealing Creation beta stats
Have been filled in. Give me your spiritual frying pan. -- 16:02, November 12, 2012 (UTC)

RE
No. Let me cry alone. 00:39, November 14, 2012 (UTC)


 * When I do stupid things, they become smart. 00:44, November 14, 2012 (UTC)


 * Never. But I will say this:


 * You're good people, Cook.


 * 00:49, November 14, 2012 (UTC)

Magical butterflies from Poland
Do see any reason to keep Template:Mmgtable? I think we should just move the /alt one there since it's far superior and actually used. 21:44, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * Wanna make the change+deletion? or I? 22:37, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * So does that mean I'm doing this? Can you move /alt over to the normal one and I guess I'll run through to fix the payjez. 01:56, November 15, 2012 (UTC)

User:Cook Me Plox/EoC
Let's merge it! Come in chat pls 10:57, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
 * Noob get in chat. 06:21, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

items
http://imgur.com/YiHk7

Any idea on what to do with these two? Make em? Don't make em? I honestly have no info on either but I think it's safe to assume it has to do with lightning. 20:05, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

HiStats thread
Forum:Replacing the sitemeter is now closed, with consensus to change the sitemeter to HiStats. 04:01, November 21, 2012 (UTC)

Combat academy reward book data

 * 99: 9,703xp
 * 99: 9,703xp
 * 93: 8,563xp
 * 92: 8,380xp
 * 92: 8,380xp
 * 92: 8,380xp
 * 90: 8,020xp
 * 88: 7,688xp
 * 86: 7,324xp

That's what I was given on preview. 18:17, November 21, 2012 (UTC)

Food template
Is this something like what you want?

Stewbasic (talk) 01:00, November 22, 2012 (UTC)

I finished all on http://pastebin.com/gkXq2xhM except for the anchovy pizza. Wasn't sure how to handle that since you can eat it in parts. 06:55, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

Main Page
Do you know how to set up a good main page? Do you know any codings that might help? I am trying to improve the front page on my wiki but I just can't find any good codings

It'll be great if you can help.

- User:Soldier Elite

DPL transclusion
I'm trying to use DPL to pull parameters from Forumheader in a similar way to the Yew Grove archives. Only problem is that I'm templating the output using the Forum name for titlematch= which doesn't produce any results. Is it possible do this with DPL or will I need to resort to something like a calculator?
 * Found some dpl code that can be used for calcs from Forum:Category Intersection. It seems {{#dpl: should be used rather than tags. The problem is the difference between the two. If I was to use tags:

namespace=Forum ordermethod=sortkey titlematch=New logo? mode=userformat include={forumheader}:date tablerow={{#if:%%|{{#time:H:i&#44; j F Y|%%}}|–}} the output is  namespace=Forum ordermethod=sortkey titlematch=New logo? mode=userformat include={forumheader}:date tablerow={{#if:%%|{{#time:H:i&#44; j F Y|%%}}|–}} . However if I use {{#dpl: {{#dpl: }} You get {{#dpl:|namespace=Forum|ordermethod=sortkey|titlematch=New logo?|mode=userformat|include={forumheader}:date|tablerow={{#if:%%|{{#time:H:i&#44; j F Y|%%}}|–}}}} It seems #time doesn't recognise the time in the forumheader as a time stamp. Any ideas?
 * namespace=Forum
 * ordermethod=sortkey
 * titlematch=New logo?
 * mode=userformat
 * include={forumheader}:date
 * tablerow={{#if:%%|{{#time:H:i&#44; j F Y|%%}}|–}}

You're needed
Sorry to interrupt your busy life, but you're needed in chat <3. Dogfoger (talk) 12:40, December 3, 2012 (UTC)

HAPPY 3 YEARS AT WIKIA
YAY WE ARE LATE BUT WHO CARES @@@@@@. 03:22, December 6, 2012 (UTC)

Enter the section headline
I would never forget my apprentice.

http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd328/lmille07/Emperor-Palpatine.jpg

I trust you are spreading mayhem and doing me proud? 04:58, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * What? Reactor shaft? I don't get it. 05:01, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Is that guy from starwars? I just googled creepy old guy and he popped up. I thought it was the pope. 05:10, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * he is. 15:26, December 6, 2012 (UTC)

Ha
You thought you were being so clever when you had someone send me the link to the remove highlights discussion, but I had the last laugh@@@@@ 05:50, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

It's me
Now hand it over. 18:59, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

>.<
Owls are not a waste of time you walrus. -- Kangaroopowah  ( Talk ) 02:06, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Exchange:Shark soup
Please make an exchange page for Shark soup. I have no bloody clue. 21:31, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

I'm just procrastinating
But if you want, you can tell me; however, my failing grades will be on your head. 02:06, December 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * How am I supposed to get into McDonald's U if I don't have at least a 5.3 unweighted GPA? 02:11, December 14, 2012 (UTC)