Chaos Elemental Letter 3

''Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird  Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word  Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches  Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches ''

''Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely  Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly  Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river  Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver ''

''Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores  Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores  Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil  Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval ''

''Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker’s head  Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead. ''

Updates from Letter 3

 * Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird (Eagles' Peak quest, or Chicken Costume)
 * Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word (Hunter skill and Eagle's Peak ferret update)
 * Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches (Enlightened Journey quest)
 * Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches (God Wars Dungeon)
 * Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely (Graphics update to imps)
 * Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river (The Fremennik Isles quest)
 * Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver (Animal Magnetism quest)
 * Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores (2006 Christmas event)
 * Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil (Cold War quest)
 * Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval (Hunter skill update, referring to the new Barbtail Harpoon.)(or the barbarian training that allows you to catch sharks with your hands)
 * Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker's head- Refers to the new Fishing Trawler update. (Sucker's head might refer to a possible Sea Slug sequel, though.)
 * Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead. - Possibly the Scorpion graphics update. (may also refer to the newly revealed removal of the drunken dwarf random event?)
 * Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly(Varrock Museum update)
 * Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores (Hinting at Summoning, which was going to be called "Animal Lore", and everyone had waited many 'seasons' for)