Aunt Poyson

Aunt Poyson, or Auntie Poyson, is the aunt of Postie Pete, and was first mentioned in February 2011's Postbag from the Hedge. She has provided Postie Pete with help when he has had romantic troubles in the past, and occasionally helps players with their own problems. According to Postie Pete, Aunt Poyson has helped him to avoid an abyssal stalker, got him out of a date with the Oracle, and taught him about the terrorbirds and the bees.