Letters to the Chaos Elemental

See also: Chaos Elemental In response to letters sent by players (featured in the "Postbag from the Hedge"), the Chaos Elemental often replies in a way that hints at future updates, in a rather cryptic manner.

Letter 1

 * Go. It smells like quarter past. Cabbages make the best soup. No, broccoli! Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been? Duckling ugly an was once there. Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello? 15 at the last count. Did it ask a question? Bizarre boron swell, coolcoder9t tasty, doctor cole cruchy, meaty goodness. Chompy make da bestest yums! No, it seeks the blade. Stop the shifter, torcher and penance! Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be. Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden. Wilderness? Rewind less? Weird lens? Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!!

The updates that have happened

 * Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been? (Slayer update with Killerwatts)
 * Duckling ugly an was once there - There once was an ugly Duckling (Swan Song quest)
 * 15 at last count - Could refer to the 15 known Mahjarrat in Zemouregal's notes, although 3 have since died. (The Curse of Arrav)
 * Did it ask a question?- Stronghold of Security, as the doors ask questions.
 * Bizarre boron swell - Anagram, states "Zaros will be reborn" (Temple at Senntisten)
 * Chompy make da bestest yums! (Graphical update to Gu'tanoth)
 * No, it seeks the blade. (Probably referring to the Dragon 2h sword that it hordes or the new Shadow Sword mini-quest )
 * Stop the shifter, torcher and penance! (Refers to minigames Pest Control and Barbarian Assault)
 * Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be. (Trouble Brewing minigame)
 * Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. (Refers to the Fairy Tale quest series)
 * My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden. (My Arm's Big Adventure quest and Sorceress's Garden minigame.
 * Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello? (Soahc is Chaos backwards, Jas refers to the stone of Jas so the quest While Guthix Sleeps)
 * Wilderness? Rewind less? Weird lens? Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!! (Ditch update in Wilderness and Lunar Diplomacy quest, also interesting to note the 'Tanath cur' is a phrase in the Skavid language)

Letter 2
''In my house, cup of tea? Angry bow gets boost, she is reborn, the chosen one! Bubbles to my new home, flaky scalp. Cheese pie, mmmm. Triangle? Pyramid! ; PK me mum! Lunar eclipse brings us closer to them. The museum will close in 10 minutes, please make your way to the nearest age. Helping hand please. Illusion long dead, is they? Ferrets will find them. Hidden in the tree they were. Blue egg rises. Shhhh. Vyre warning, take a bite. Helm must be rejoined when the Gypsy gets a makeover. Hum uncle us. Mamma Mia, that’s a big basket! Mallum 12, Witchaven 0. Adam my boy please don't cry!. For Shiver my quiver. Watching, forever watching the bones of the past. They will come for my bride! Bah bah barby have you any null? Stuff the chicken, stick the chompy. Comfy magnets. Yes mate yes mate 10 waves full. One for the ranger, one's never enough, and 2 for the little boy who collected all the stuff. Have you seen my arm?''

The updates that have happened

 * In my house, cup of tea? (Player-owned houses)
 * Angry bow gets boost, she is reborn, the chosen one! (Death to the Dorgeshuun quest, bone crossbow update, Angry and Bow emote enhancers from Treasure Trails expansion)
 * Bubbles to my new home, flaky scalp. (Olaf's Quest, referring to the Brine sabre)
 * Triangle? Pyramid! ; PK me mum! (Prayers for magic, refers to PKing and the prayer.)
 * Lunar eclipse brings us closer to them. (Lunar Diplomacy quest)
 * The museum will close in 10 minutes, please make your way to the nearest age. (Third age treasure trail items or Varrock Museum Update)
 * Helping hand please. (Hand in the Sand quest)
 * Ferrets will find them. (Hunter addition)
 * Vyre warning, take a bite. (Darkness of Hallowvale quest)
 * Mallum 12, Witchaven 0. (Slug Menace quest)
 * For Shiver my quiver. (Crossbow update)
 * Yes mate yes mate 10 waves full. One for the ranger, one's never enough, and 2 for the little boy who collected all the stuff.(New Barbarian Assault minigame)
 * Have you seen my arm? (My Arm's Big Adventure quest)
 * Comfy magnets. (Animal Magnetism quest)
 * Illusion long dead, is they? (The Eyes of Glouphrie)
 * Helm must be rejoined when the Gypsy gets a makeover. (Varrock graphical update)
 * Mamma Mia, that’s a big basket! (Enlightened Journey quest)
 * Hum uncle us. (Referring to Tower of Life quest, as there is a Homunculus in the quest)
 * Bah bah barby have you any null? ( Sheep graphical update.)
 * Hidden in the tree they were. Blue egg rises. Shhh. (Finding eggs in bird's nests dropped from trees and using eggs in summoning)
 * They will come for my bride! (Blood Runs Deep quest)

Unknown or unreleased updates

 * Cheese pie, mmmm. (Possibly a reference to Triangle sandwiches, that became tradeable with the addition of the Tower of Life quest, and also because the world "triangle" appears immediately after the sentence.)
 * Adam my boy please don't cry!
 * Watching, forever watching the bones of the past. (Could have to do with the Enakhra's Lament quest)

Letter 3
''Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird  Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word  Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches  Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches ''

''Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely  Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly  Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river  Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver ''

''Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores  Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores  Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil  Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval ''

''Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker’s head  Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead. ''

The updates that have happened

 * Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird (Eagles' Peak quest, or Chicken Costume)
 * Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word (Hunter skill and Eagle's Peak ferret update)
 * Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches (Enlightened Journey quest)
 * Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches (God Wars Dungeon)
 * Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely (Graphics update to imps)
 * Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river (The Fremennik Isles quest)
 * Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver (Animal Magnetism quest)
 * Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores (2006 Christmas event)
 * Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil (Cold War quest)
 * Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval (Hunter skill update, referring to the new Barbtail Harpoon.)(or the barbarian training that allows you to catch sharks with your hands)
 * Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker's head- Refers to the new Fishing Trawler update. (Sucker's head might refer to a possible Sea Slug sequel, though.)
 * Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead. - Possibly the Scorpion graphics update. (may also refer to the newly revealed removal of the drunken dwarf random event?)
 * Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly(Varrock Museum update)

Unknown or unreleased updates

 * Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores (Hinting at Summoning, which was going to be called "Animal Lore", and everyone has waited many 'seasons' for)
 * Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead. (Possibly an upcoming Dwarf/Scorpion graphics update. This is also a response to the letter written to him, which is a poem about dwarves and scorpions)(Maybe 2 new creatures being introduced?)

Letter 4
''Wait in the shadow realm: you are not of the blood nor sin. Up north the wind blows cold to Lumbridge and Ardougne, works like clockwork. Surok's gone to Chaos - lo, ladling Kirk: rumble in the library! Buy your tickets now. Way down deep where the frosts are clearing, way down deep where the dead are still fighting.''

''Meanwhile, back in the caves, a blotched lord's inns eat exotic food and all that jazz. In the basement of the tower of life you'll find the homunculus; he's crossing a lobster with a jubbly! A spider with a sardine! A newt with a rooster! It's all underground, where there's a hole in my pocket. Pockets? The Chaos Elemental has no need for pockets!''

The updates that have happened

 * Meanwhile, back in the caves, a blotched lord's inns eat exotic food and all that jazz. (Dorgesh-Kaan city opened)
 * Up north the wind blows cold to Lumbridge and Ardougne, works like clockwork (Cold War quest)
 * Surok's gone to Chaos - lo, ladling Kirk: rumble in the library! (What Lies Below quest - 'lo, ladling Kirk' is an anagram of 'kill King Roald', who was fought in the library; The Hunt for Surok)
 * Wait in the shadow realm: you are not of the blood nor sin. (Shadow Sword Mini-Quest)
 * In the basement of the tower of life you'll find the homunculus; he's crossing a lobster with a jubbly! ; A spider with a sardine!; A newt with a rooster! (Not the quest Tower of Life, but the minigame Creature Creation.)
 * Buy your tickets now.(Another Slice of H.A.M.. Train link unlocked after the quest.) (or Balthazar Beauregard's Big Top Bonanza.)
 * Way down deep where the dead are still fighting. Olaf's Quest- (the Skeleton fremenniks give the hint*)

* This bit can be debatable, as it could refer to The Lair of Tarn Razorlor, or possibly the God War's Dungeon.

Unknown or unreleased updates

 * Way down deep where the frosts are clearing. (Future "God Wars" dungeon update possibly the door that is still frozen.)
 * It's all underground, where there's a hole in my pocket. (Possibly the new satchels gotten from the Tower of Life quest? Or it could be referring to underground pass. More likely to be referring to the underground part of the Grand exchange. There is also the possibility of it referring to the possible continuation of the 'Elemental Workshop' series, with a body item being created under the current workshop (Seen with the body icon within the workshop)?)

Letter 5
(Anagrams in Wise Old Tips at the end of Postbag From the Hedge Issue 17) 

I am it. Hangar's at ninth egg on motion. A shingle's ounce ramp, cur! Hi, Jimmy's a nontechnical pomps. Lurk, thesis-stink! Oh, till goofier homonym. Guaranteed slimes sing. Ocarinas blast it: tell warranted variants. A camouflager's overworked net. Hotspot manatee, not thorns! Utmost hop; up, ghastlier salad net. Now seething benign, hesitant. Now degraded trash.

The updates that have happened

 * I am it. Hangar's at ninth egg on motion. (Easter Event) [Might be the redecoration of asgarnia?]
 * Lurk, thesis-stink! Oh, till goofier homonym. = Has to do with summoning, though no one got the correct text.
 * Hi, Jimmy's a nontechnicals pomp. = Ninja imp stole my Chinchompas!
 * Guaranteed slimes sing. = Legends must rise again. (May deal with While Guthix Sleeps, where many heroes go to fight Lucien)
 * Ocarina blasts it: tell warranted variants.= Has to do with the GodWars, though no one got the correct text.
 * A camouflager's overworked net. = Woeful Crandor Gets a Makeover.
 * Utmost hop; up, ghastlier salad net. = Glouphrie's path leads to mutants. "Salad net" could refer to weaving Seaweed nets.

Unknown or Unreleased

 * I am it. Hangar's at ninth egg on motion.
 * A shingle's ounce ramp, cur! (Sounds kinda piratey, maybe have something to do with pirates?) [Necromancer - A shingle's oun'c'e ramp, cur!][Archipelago - a group of islands - also fits. Digsite trip to the island?]
 * Hotspot manatee, not thorns! (Possible Construction update? or Great Brain Robbery-- Crate hotspot)
 * Now seething benign, hesitant. Now degraded trash. Possible Barrows update? Possibly refers to the introduction of Corrupt dragon equipment)

Letter 6
In the Postbag of the month April 2007, Melzar the Mad responds in the language we got to expect from the Chaos Elemental.

''Bans engines injector, I so doddered a cat skulks. Own way bath. Alongside astrology and similar divinatory arts: Kepler's barycentre, doubled and moved to a second barycentre, like the inmates in an asylum, finds those that stalk the world the Tanakh told of (when kings were due to fall).''

And in others, like but unlike, be of assistance. Progeny of Alcumus works within that ecliptic land and its other world. Cabbage, not a pet, is man's best friend.

Like a fiend in a cloud, With howling woe, After night I do crowd, And with night will go; I turn my back to the east, From whence comforts have increased; For light doth seize my brain With frantic pain.

The updates that have happened

 * Bans engines injector (rule 12 enforcement)
 * And in others, like but unlike, be of assistance. Progeny of Alcumus works within that ecliptic land and its other world. (new lunar spells from sequel to lunar isle quest)
 * With howling woe, (Dog graphics update)
 * Cabbage, not a pet, is man's best friend. (Dogs as pets in Summoning)
 * From whence comforts have increased;(Room limit increased to 30)
 * I so doddered a cat skulks. Own way bath. (Cat Graphical Update)

Unknown or unreleased updates

 * Alongside astrology and similar divinatory arts: Kepler's barycentre, doubled and moved to a second barycentre, like the inmates in an asylum, finds those that stalk the world the Tanakh told of (when kings were due to fall). (New quest?) (Sequel to the Observatory quest involving repairing the bridge? Or Fallen Stars)
 * Like a fiend in a cloud, (Possibly referring to the Chaos Elemental's own graphical update?)
 * After night I do crowd, (Maybe Balthazar Beauregard's Big Top Bonanza ?)
 * And with night will go; (Possibly a future update allowing night?)
 * I turn my back to the east, (Adding more land on the west side of the map, say, the Elven City? (could have been the Soul Wars island)
 * For light doth seize my brain (Late hint to Great Brain Robbery?--Highly doubtful, though.)
 * With frantic pain. (Frantic pain as in Tortured/Tormented? Tormented Demon?)
 * It is also worth noting that Tanakh is another word for the bible.

Letter 7
In the month of May, 2007, in the "Wise Old Tips" section, the Wise Old Man was given a group of anagrams made by the Chaos Elemental. Rather than tell them straight out, he decided to make them into a crossword puzzle!

Across

 * 1. A large combat (6) "Battle"
 * 6. A colour like red (7) "Crimson"
 * 8. One of those things you all spend time working on (5) "Skill"
 * 9. A dastardly little chap in grey robes (9) "Glouphrie"
 * 10. of the Red Axe (4) "Rise"
 * 12. Land of the White Knights (8) "Asgarnia"
 * 14. Melzar's homeland (7) "Crandor"

Down

 * 2. Myths, stories and fairy tales (7) "Legends"
 * 3. Explosive rodents (11) "Chinchompas"
 * 4. Guild for melee fighters (8) "Warriors"
 * 5. The beings that think they rule the world (3,4) "The Gods"
 * 7. The mage who wears the ying-yang amulet (8) "Makeover"
 * 11. Rock (5) "Stone"
 * 13. Mischievous little demons (4) "Imps"

Updates that have happened

 * Mischievous little demons (Implings)
 * Melzar's Home (Crandor)
 * The mage who wears the ying-yang amulet (the Makeover mage) "Makeover"
 * The God Wars Dungeon "Battle and/or the gods"

Letter 8
In the Postbag from the Hedge from 29 November 2007, the image of the Chaos Elemental's noticeboard is shown. The image consists of a corkboard with seven items on it. The top four items are: a lottery ticket from The Magical Lottery, a coupon or ad for Ogre wigs, a picture of a singing ot whistling caniformiatic whistle and a copy of the Varrock Herald ripped in half. The botton of the noticeboard has an incorrectly filled Sudoku puzzle with rune symbols in the place of numbers, a To Do list and a Post-it note. Five of the seven papers on the noticeboard contain bite marks.

The Magical Lottery

The numbers on the lottery card, 13,1,7,16,9,5, is code for magpie. The bottom serial numbers on the ticket, below the barcode, spells macaw, another type of summoning familiar.

Ogre Wigs

The ad or coupon indicates "5gp off" the wigs with a picture of said wig. It is copyrighted to Balnea, which was a hint at As a First Resort...

Whistle Picture

A picture of a whistle in the shape of a Caniformia-like animal with musical notes coming from its mouth. It is impossible to know which notes these since there is no key and there are four lines and not the proper five. The image is signed Pikkupstix with XX below the name. Pikkupstix is the name of a druid in Taverley, and is the NPC who teaches you summoning. The whistle is shaped like a Wolf's head (Wolf Whistle)

The Varrock Herald

The paper which has the words ROCK RALD is ripped refers to the Varrock Herald. The story is written by Annette Fisher which is a homonym for 'a net fisher'. The sentences themselves appear to be nonsense but if ignoring spaces and punctuations, the words beaver, raven, hen, ibis, unicorn, locust and lobster reveal themselves, all of which are summoning familiars

Chaosudoku

The Chaosudoku game consists of the symbols of runes possibly including the symbol for the life rune which could have been used in Summoning however due to the crude nature of the images, it could simply be a mind rune.

The game actually contains errors if following the traditional rules of Sudoku since two symbols appear in the same grid. This is because the chaosudoku is being used for a codded message which each symbol representing a letter and each row representing a word (as hinted by the soul rune appearing over the A in CHAOSUDOKU). Decoded, this message says: "Mahjarrat gathers an army he shall slay many masters"(this was likely a reference to While Guthix Sleeps, a quest released in November,2008.)

To Do list

The items on the list are anagrams which can be transformed into several different answers. For example, Spy Marinating can give us Pagan ministry, Gypsy Trainman, Prying Stamina, Army paintings and Praying Mantis. Do to the sheer number of possible anagrams and nebulous nature of these hints (for instance, the above anagrams for Spy Marinating could respectively hint at prayer, transportation, agility, Falador or a new monster), listing and speculating on these anagrams here would create too unwieldy and confusing a list.

"Add flower" is an anagram for Dreadfowl, the picture of which is next to the BTS article for December, 2007. "Invite Purl" is an anagram for Evil Turnip, the picture of which is next to the BTS article for January, 2008.

The Morse Code at the end of the To Do list forms the word Gecko.

Post-it note

A note that says: "Honey, A Gory, Drying Banshee! Chaos. E"

Other clues

There are six letters circled in red on the various items on the board. When rearranged. they form the name of Lucien. This clue is probably connected to the Chaosudoku clue.

One common theme of the board is animals; the magpie, the macaw, the gecko, the Wolf Whistle and the animals in the Varrock Herald. These refer to the skill, Summoning.

If one were to combine "Mahdarrat gathers an army he shall slay many masters" it refers to the quest While guthix sleeps.

Edited to note: The notes with a bite out of them were clues for summoning. The others were red herrings, but certainly also contain information for future updates.

Letter 9
In the Postbag from the Hedge from 31 January 2008, an image of a Chaos rune with a word search in it is shown. There is also a list of people that don't exist.

List of People These are anagrams for future summoning familiars:


 * Kitty Traips - Spirit Kyatt
 * Greg Oftener - Forge Regent
 * Roger Vavida - Void Ravager
 * Gilian Bedooms - Obsidian Golem
 * Rob A. - Boar
 * Iris Tiarapulp - Spirit Larupia
 * Patti Mawns - Swamp Titan
 * Tori Fishved - Void Shifter
 * Stan Oblate - Talon Beast
 * Dr. O Reply - Pyre Lord

Chaos rune word search

The words are cut off near the end, or they are just random groups of words. They may also be backwards, vertical, and diagonal. Some parts of them have been found:


 * Obsidi
 * Sangwin
 * A slug to the head - Hint towards Hunt for the Red Raktuber
 * My wreck for a (myreque 4)
 * Talon Beast
 * Tease
 * Spirit Kyatt
 * Spirit Larupia
 * Void Ravager
 * sir vant (referring to the knight in lumbridge who greets new players)

Letter 10
According to Postie Pete in Postbag from the Hedge 32, out of the only beings who could respond to a letter about RuneScape High Detail, three are bordering on mad, one is too busy bartending, another is possibly fictional and the rest are gods. As such, the Chaos Elemental responded:

''A laborer missed the High Detail boat, like the large friends of Charles Perrault. Who? Nigel! Who? A smothering yeti, that’s what. He has a brother, you know – an outpost up a family tree.''

''Two seasons in quick succession? That’s the work of rockhopper. I saw him a minute ago...singing Hollywood, Flesh and Blood. Life is fun at the purdy brown, including some hard acts to follow. Stir a vodka nutcracker, and find something hidden in the near raving. The choice is green or yellow during centrifugal – search within: I’m in, I game.''

''Nothing can save him: simulated udder. Clue in Growth Journal shows a culprit. Guaranteed slimes sing, or am I just repeating myself?''

Parties swarm like it's 1915.

Shoelaces Lament


 * "A laborer missed the High Detail boat, like the large friends of Charles Perrault" - Charles Perrault was famous for writing fairy tales, this is a hint to the detail update being given to Zanaris


 * " Who? Nigel! Who? A smothering yeti, that’s what. He has a brother, you know – an outpost up a family tree." Smothering yeti was anagram for meeting history quest, which began in the outpost. Nigel Swiftling was also the brother of the Neitiznot king, whos was turned into a yeti, as seen in Glorious Memories.


 * "Two seasons in quick succession?" Spirit of summer and Summer's End


 * "That’s the work of rockhopper." Penguin Hide and Seek


 * "Life is fun at the purdy brown, including some hard acts to follow." [maybe Balthazar Beauregard's Big Top Bonanza]


 * "The choice is green or yellow during centrifugal – search within: I’m in, I game." was hinting towards The Great Orb Project. During Centrifugal is an anagram for runecrafting guild.


 * "and find something hidden in the near raving." - You can find "neAR RAVing." in the sentence, (Defender of Varrock)
 * "Parties swarm like it's 1915" - Party Room moved to Falador.

Letter 11
In postbag 36, Postie Pete states at the very beginning that for Christmas, the Chaos elemental, ''last year he gave me a squirrel on a stick, a dog training book and a donkey tail. What could that possibly mean?'' Further on, the Chaos Elemental answers a letter with:

Betentacled Ganondorf7769,

''Ralvash is gone; Muspah, famous, sleeps with the fishies, if fishies frozen could be. That's where the shadows are shadowed, and even the delvers don't dare. Bizarre: one day it's almost time for a shadow to shift - and a shadow to open its unblinking, empty eye.''

Gentlemen, ''I recall with great pleasure those days that you, of course, do not. Nial was there, but he was different then, just like you all. Time changes us all, as do curses. I pray you forgive me for this.'' B.Y.

''What's in Raktuber this year? A white bird, as the etymology of ornithology goes. That's not where Bandos is, he's in a rage, old chum, old temple, old plots, old power. Old is as old does - I'm old, sometimes, so I should know, but I do not.''

''This great, high, uplifted land, Corrupt and Natural, and all things bound within the soul of the slayer - whose land is it? The red and the green, but not entirely like or unlike the ramblings of a mad, dead man.''

Within a darkening universe,

Reappropriated Polychromatic Reptile

The updates that have happened
B.Y. (Glorious Memories) (Hunt for Red Raktuber) (The Chosen Commander) Muspah, famous, sleeps with the fishies, if fishies frozen could be. (Tale of the Muspah)
 * I recall with great pleasure those days that you, of course, do not. Nial was there, but he was different then, just like you all. Time changes us all, as do curses. I pray you forgive me for this.
 * What's in Raktuber this year? A white bird, as the etymology of ornithology goes.
 * That's not where Bandos is, he's in a rage, old chum, old temple, old plots, old power.
 * This great, high, uplifted land, Corrupt and Natural, and all things bound within the soul of the slayer - whose land is it? The red and the green (Soul Wars)

Unknown or unreleased updates

 * Ralvash is gone (Referring to the last Mahjarrat killed at the ritual).
 * That's where the shadows are shadowed, and even the delvers don't dare. (May refer to Missing My Mummy, which involves delving into a dangerous tomb and defeating multiple copies of a mummy's shadow.)
 * Bizarre: one day it's almost time for a shadow to shift - and a shadow to open its unblinking, empty eye. (May be talking about Lucien (shadow) unlocking (open) the stone of Jas, as saradominists call it Saradomins eye)
 * Old is as old does - I'm old, sometimes, so I should know, but I do not.
 * but not entirely like or unlike the ramblings of a mad, dead man.(Could be related to Melzar the Mad)

Other

 * The name that is signed, Reappropriated Polychromatic Reptile, can not be an anagram of Chaos Elemental due to the lack of the letters S and N. However, reappropriating a polychromatic Reptile is another way to say teal chameleons which is an anagram of Chaos elemental.
 * Raktuber refers to the third month in the ten month calendar of Runescape which occurs between 20 April and 23 May on the Gregorian calendar. And could also link in with the later 'red raktuber' hint.
 * As the etymology of ornithology goes, a white bird in Latin would be a niveus, candidus or albus avis, depending on the precise definition of "white". The phoenix, which Jagex confirmed will be a new summoning familiar, has the Greek word for crimson as its name origin. Penguin is thought to derive from the Welsh for 'white head' and in several languages the word for swan literally translates as 'white bird'
 * The letter was written by a player named Zelda2144 but the Chaos Elemental replied to Ganondorf7769. Ganondorf is the nemesis of Zelda in her eponymous video game series The Legend of Zelda.
 * Ralvash is listed in postbag 38 as a Mahjarrat who has faced the void.

Letter 12
'''Grace brings the pain. The rhythm of blood begins anew.'''

''To conclude: Fay autocrat impugns royal, yet The avatar liberates everyone? FREE! I think this all happens after the time When stars were entertaining June...in Bennath.''

The Red Raktuber flies at midnight. (Well, maybe not 'flies'.) Regardless, I'm about to descend into a ventricle of darkness, and I don't know which hat to wear: swordfish, octopus, lobster?

"Wake the muspah. Don't wake the muspah!" - and that's just the first of them! Syzygy nearing: Ritual too. Watch those scopes and learn what you can before it occurs. Ralvash was last, who is next? Me? You? No, we're not one of them.

Now, where are those keys? Ah yes, the keys are left of Mr E Frdrty Wirdy and Mr E Utwrwir Wirdy. What a curious village.

Sheds are heavy; Sirrah is dead.

xglA WKWNWBRk

Updates that have happened
The letter to which CE responds to seems to recall the plot of WGS. Lucien, a skeletal necromancer is described as bones. He tried to kill player:"sought to make more bones, yet the flesh remained",and he took Stone of Jas, described by Melzar as Cabbage of Jas: in the letter, bones took the cabbage.

"Wake the muspah! Don't wake the muspah!" Refers to the quest The Tale of the Muspah.

"The Red Raktuber flies at midnight. (Well, maybe not 'flies'.)" Refers to the quest Hunt for the Red Raktuber.

"Regardless, I'm about to descend into a ventricle of darkness, and I don't know which hat to wear: swordfish, octopus, lobster?" Refers to new hats from Hunt for the Red Raktuber.

Interpretations
"Grace brings the pain. The rhythm of blood begins anew."


 * Some suspect this could be a reference to the Icyene(the Grace) returning to fight the Vampyres. The Rhythm of Blood would refer to the vampyres, either in an army, increase blood tithes, or something else.

"The Red Raktuber flies at midnight. (Well, maybe not 'flies'.) Regardless, I'm about to descend into a ventricle of darkness, and I don't know which hat to wear: swordfish, octopus, lobster?"


 * The phrase "ventricle of darkness" may refer to the similarity between a certain part of the Hunt for Red Raktuber quest, and the movie Apocalypse Now, which was based on Joseph Conrad's book Heart of Darkness.

"Mr E Frdrty Wirdy and Mr E Utwrwir Wirdy" When typing this one button to the left gives: Ne W Desert Quest and Ne W Yrqeque Quest, Most likely this will refer to new desert quests and to a new Myreque series quest. Missing My Mummy has since been released though the Myreque quest is yet to be seen.

"Ralvash was last, who is next? Me? You? No, we're not one of them." - Ralvash was a Mahjarrat who Azzanadra said "faced the void of the ritual". This sentence refers to the ritual he faced and hints that someone else will face it soon. We won't because we aren't a Mahjarrat. The increasing amount of references to Ralvash means that a quest or something will be coming out soon that involves him.

With the additional info in the list of Mahjarrat Notes (k-z) we learn that Ralvash was killed during the 17th ritual, and because it was the last one that means that this one will be the 18th.

'Syzygy nearing: Ritual too.' Syzygy refers to the alignment of any three celestial bodies in a straight line, which means that the 'Ritual' may occur every time the syzygy occurs. This is further supported by certain bits of dialogue revealed during the Shadow sword miniquest when General Khazard tells the player to tell scouts a message about planets nearing alignment.

"To conclude: Fay autocrat impugns royal, yet The avatar liberates everyone? FREE!" - The first letter from each word spells out FAIRY TALE, and FREE sounds like THREE. Thus, "Fairy Tale 3", which most likely means a new (and final) quest in the Fairy Tale quest series.

In addition 'Fay autocrat impugns royal, yet The avatar liberates everyone? FREE' translates as 'The Godfather (Fae autocrat) challenges (impugns) the Fairy Queen (royal), the player's character (The avatar) frees everyone (everyone? FREE).' This is a short plot recollection from the Fairy Tale storyline. A development diary has been released about the fairy realm receiving a graphical update, which most likely will be included with the quest, which was stated more or less so in the blog concerning the quest.

'Sirrah is dead' might mean Sir Vyvin will die, and a fifth Temple knights quest.

Other

 * Mod Srowley confirmed on the official Runescape forums that the second cypher was supposed to read Mr E, Utrwir Wirdy,which when written using the keys to the left on a normal QWERTY keyboard does in fact give: Ne Wm Yreque Quest ~ (New Myreque Quest)
 * To reflect the chaotic nature of the Chaos Elemental, if you type out his signature 'xglA WKWNWBRk' on a normal QWERTY keyboard one key to the right, instead of to the left, with the change in character case representing a press of the CapsLock key, you get: chaos elemental

Cavefish

Letter 13 (Suitcase)



 * The circled letters are an anagram of Ali the Wise (and by extension also Wahisietel and therefore also, "a white isle").
 * If you hover over the picture on the Postbag from the Hedge page, the alternative text says "my name is in this Postbag," possibly hinting at the fact that the Chaos Elemental's name is somewhere on the page. Also, in the "Source Code" is a hidden line saying "Peter, I know you are looking in my suitcase. BTW - the gas is on at your house."
 * Some people may say that the name could be Peter, but he's addressing Peter. Pete is short for Peter so therefore, Peter is the name of Postie Pete.

The notes:


 * Note 1: The answer to the question in the Peanuts "cartoon" is, "The peanut was a-salted (assaulted)." Rellekka is mentioned, and the initials "C.C." probably stand for Commander Connad of Barbarian Assault. This note, along with a letter from King Vargas in the same Postbag, probably hints at a future update involving Barbarian Assault.
 * Note 2: Each of the requested "items" has a missing word in common: Red, Axe, Chaos, Dwarf, and Machine. The words "I forgive you" are written faintly on the opposite side of the note. This note hints at the Forgiveness of a Chaos Dwarf quest, which had already been revealed through Development Diaries at the time of the Postbag.
 * Note 3: "Mentor a bandwagon" is an anagram for "Rag and Bone man Two." The "No. 156 in the world" reveals that the sequel to Rag and Bone Man is the 156th quest.
 * Note 4: "Hardens South" is an anagram for "Use Shorthand" and the text appears to be written in Teeline Shorthand. The translation is "Uv b wd abt Sl Ws. Nmd is tb frd." Transcribed it says, "You've been warned about Soul Wars. Nomad is to be feared." The note is signed "zzz" with a squiggle in parentheses that translates as "imp" in shorthand, indicating that the note was written by Zimberfizz, Nomad's imp. In the same Postbag, Zimberfizz answered a player's letter, expressing suspicion that Nomad has "some evil scheme in his noggin." This note hints at some future update involving Nomad and Soul Wars.
 * Note 5: Using the coloured arrows at the bottom of the "All in One Place" sheet as a guide: The letters to the right of the blue underlined letters are an anagram for Fishing, and the letters to the left of the red underlined letters are an anagram for Mining, indicating updates to fishing and mining. The names listed are famous rock and roll musicians. All the musicians on the right are living, and all the musicians on the left are dead. The final name, "Caverns," refers not to a musician but to The Cavern Club, where all of the named musicians have performed at some point--"All in one place."
 * Note 6: Morse Code for "3" is found under the "Breakfast" heading. The symbols of the listed elements (Os for Osmium, P for Phosphorous, W for Tungsten, O for Oxygen, Rh for Rhodium, and K for Potassium) can be rearranged to spell "workshop." This hints at an upcoming Elemental Workshop III quest.
 * Note 7: When one looks at the layout of the Temple of Light, it marries up exactly, with the lines and dots in the Boxes section. This was a hint to Within The Light. The title, "Boxes," is written in blue, indicating that the quest was in the "blue boxes" stage of development (explained in Developers' Blog: Coding and Writing) at the time the Postbag was released. In the same Postbag, Reldo answered a letter about the history of the elves, further confirming this interpretation.

Updates that have happened: -


 * Note 2: The Forgiveness of a Chaos Dwarf quest has been released, revealing that the Red Axe does indeed have a machine to turn ordinary dwarves into Chaos Dwarves. The Grand Exchange Order Form in the suitcase has been revealed as based on a similar order form used on the quest, also with the words "I forgive you" scrawled on the back!
 * Note 3: The 156th quest to be released was Fur 'n' Seek, a continuation of the Rag and Bone man quest.
 * Note 4: The Nomad's Requiem quest has been released, giving further insight into Nomad and Soul Wars.
 * Note 5: The Living Rock Caverns has been released, a high-level update for mining and fishing. The name "Living Rock Caverns" explains why the note named several rock musicians, some of them living, who had played in the Cavern Club in Liverpool, England.
 * Note 7: Within the Light continues the Temple of Light storyline.



Letter 14
This time, the Chaos Elemental answers to a letter sent in by Catdude61. His original text was:

His text must be read from bottom to top, right to left and is translated as follows (spelling errors corrected for clarity):

Next the Chaos Elemental replied:

This is deciphered into a new text using the following rules:


 * The title is read the same as the letter from Catdude61, completely from right to left.
 * The first word in each line follows the same rule as the original letter, read from the right to the left.
 * In the first line, only words must be read from the right to the left (word order is left to right). Note that the positioning of spaces has been altered.
 * For the second line, every letter has been replaced by the opposite letter in the order of the alphabet. ( A = Z, B = Y, C = X, D = W, etc)
 * In the third line, the letters in the words shift place by one in the alphabet, each next letter a place more. The first letter is correct, the second letter needs to be shifted once, the third letter twice, and so on.
 * The fourth and fifth line are read from right to left again.
 * The signature follows the same rule as line 3.

Then it says:

Note: "A man, a plan, a canal, Panama" is the same both forwards and backwards and so an extra hint how to desipher the texts.

Meaning of the text:


 * A man: A possible reference to the Nomad.
 * A plan: The capital letters are TARNDMGASRE. Which is an anagram of "GRANDMASTER".
 * "The planets are set to align" may reference the same event that General Khazard mentioned during the Shadow Sword miniquest.
 * "Kith and kin will fight" could refer to the Dragonkin.
 * A plan: The Mahjarrat were once known as the Stern Judges of Icthlarin, and as part of the Ritual that rejuvenates them, more than one of their number must die.
 * A canal: A possible reference to a new penguin quest. Also could reference the canal at the digsite where the barge is being built; also fits in with the mention of the temple (Sennisten).
 * "The game is Void" may possibly indicate an update to Pest Control or more to do with the Void Knights.
 * Panama: With the previous line being 'a canal' this could be referring to the panama canal, the update having a similar nature to it. It would allow easier access to eastern lands, most likely lsafdar. The temple could be the Well of Voyage.