A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan

A mis-fortune is an item that is given by received from talking to The Mighty Zoltan machine at the Spring Fayre. There are 17 possible mis-fortunes you can receive. It is possible to get duplicates.
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 * 6/17 - Abandon all hope.
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 * 13/17 - If at first you don't succeed, give up.
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 * 15/17 - Life is like a circle, pointless
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