Bar Crawl

The Alfred Grimhand Bar Crawl is a miniquest that needs to be completed in order to gain access to the Barbarian Outpost. It is considered a 'rite of passage'. To complete it, you must take a 'tour' of all the finest bars and taste the strongest drinks in RuneScape. To begin, talk to one of the Barbarian Guards outside the Agility Training Area at the Barbarian Outpost to get the barcrawl card. (You may also try to enter the gate. One of the guards will come to you if you haven't proven yourself.) This miniquest must be completed in order to finish Scorpion Catcher and to start Horror from the Deep. This miniquest can be difficult for pures as they will lose a lot of their life points, if not all unless they bring food.

While doing the Bar Crawl, you'll be given a barcrawl card with a list of all the bars you have to visit. Each one will be checked off when you've found it and drank the specific brew required. Just tell the barkeeper that you're doing the Bar Crawl and they will give you what you need. They're very strong, though, causing some damage as well as some steep temporary drops in stats. The entire trip will cost around 210 coins, plus money for runes/tablets. After you get each line of the card signed, return it to one of the guards at the Barbarian Outpost.

Notes
 * If a player loses their barcrawl card, they will have to do it all over again.
 * You can get to the Barbarian Outpost quickly by using a games necklace.
 * When your card is complete you will find that, "You are too drunk to be able to read the Bar Crawl card." This can be disconcerting to those not keeping track of where they've been.
 * 415 Gold is what you'll need to purchase all of the required drinks, plus an additional 30 coins if you take the boat to Karamja from Port Sarim for a total of 445 coins. You can avoid paying the fee of going to Karamja by wearing a Ring of Charos (a).
 * The bars can be visited in any order.

Quickest Ways
One of the faster ways to do this requires 238 coins and some runes (or tablets) or other means of teleportation. If you can't teleport to Varrock take a hatchet with you to make a canoe to go from Lumbridge to Varrock. (Games necklace, Ardougne cloak, Fairy rings and Explorer's ring 3 are recommended but optional)
 * (Optional) If you've done the The Grand Tree quest, you can teleport to Lumbridge, run down to the glider in Al Kharid and fly to the Grand Tree from there.


 * Run to the Tree Gnome Stronghold, go to the 1st level of the Grand Tree, get the drink from Blurberry himself.
 * Teleport to Camelot, or walk to Seer's Village, and then visit the Forester's Arms bar in Seer's Village.
 * Walk or teleport to Ardougne. Go northwest to the bar.
 * Use the Ardougne Cloak teleport, then run south to Yanille (you can also use a Ring of Duelling and teleport to Castle Wars, and walk east from there) . Buy a drink from the bar at the south-west part of the city and use the cloak again. (alternatively you can use the Watchtower teleport to save the running)
 * Go to the docks in the southeast part of Ardougne.


 * Take the ship to Brimhaven. Go southeast to the bar and get the drink.
 * Go east onto Musa Point or use Amulet of Glory and visit the bar there.
 * Take the boat from Karamja to Port Sarim and go to the bar there. (Alternatively use the cabbage-teleport option on an explorer's ring 3.)


 * Teleport to Varrock, or use the Lumbridge Home Teleport spell and go to Varrock from there (use a canoe if you can).


 * Go to the bar in southern Varrock (Blue Moon Inn), then go northeast to the bar next to the Lumberyard.


 * Teleport or walk to Falador, and go to the bar there (Rising Sun Inn).


 * Go back to the Barbarian outpost, preferably by using a games necklace.

Tips

 * If you want to make the trip faster, invest in energy potions. You should probably buy about 6-10 potions so that you don't end up walking too far. You should also stock up your inventory with as many methods of teleportation to the destinations as you can, such as runes, teleport tablets, teleportation jewellery such as the amulet of glory, and use the fairy rings if you are able to. The 'Rest' option is also helpful.
 * If you are not confident in your Constitution level then it is advised to bring a few pieces of food, like low level fish. You will lose up to about 270 life points if your Constitution level is 99.
 * If you take all of the right precautions and get all the items you need before handing in the Barcrawl, it should take you about 10–15 minutes at the most.
 * It is not necessary to track where you have been as viewing the barcrawl card will indicate what drinks remain. Once it says you are drunk, you have had all the required drinks and simply need to return to the guard outside of the Barbarian Outpost to complete the miniquest.
 * Take some restore potions since your Attack, Strength, Constitution and Defence levels will be drained, but if you don't have or can't get any Stat Restore Potions then you will have to wait as it will eventually recover by its self. 22 Herblore is required to make Stat Restore Potions, 63 for Super Restore Potions
 * A faster way to restore your stats is to go to the duel arena and die.
 * Do NOT drink the alcohol when low on life points (less than 200), as this could kill you in one hit, depending on the drink. To avoid doing so avoid engaging in combat or just eat food to restore life points to maximum.
 * There are two bars in Ardougne. If you find yourself in the bar with Marion, you're in the wrong one. The bar you are looking for, the Flying Horse Inn, is in northwestern of East Ardougne.

Required for completing
Completion of the Bar Crawl miniquest is required for the following:
 * Scorpion Catcher
 * Horror from the Deep

Trivia
Bar Crawl
 * After completing all bar crawl locations, you will not be able to read the bar crawl card.
 * After drinking in Brimhaven, it says you see two bartenders signing two barcrawl cards.
 * After drinking at the Falador pub, your screen will sway slightly to indicate you are drunk.
 * All of them have names that sound like things alcohol can cause to you like heartstopper and liverbane, except for fire toad blast. Although Black Skull sounds like it would kill you it's apparently the weakest drink as it only gives you hiccups.