Seers' Village achievements

The Seers' Village Tasks are the Tasks EAT A FAT DICKbased on certain tasks in or around Seers' Village and was released on 20 January 2009. To start the tasks, talk to any Seer in Seers' Village, Stankers by the coal trucks or Sir Kay in Camelot.

Rewards were significantly updated on 10 February 2009. The rewards were improved in response to complaints from players.

Skill Boosts
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Easy Tasks

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!Task !Description !Quest start / required !Skill level !Other requirements and details Start Murder Mystery
 * Mack Rolled
 * Catch a mackerel.
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 * A big fishing net is required to catch a mackerel. The net may be bought in Catherby, and the mackerel must be caught in the Catherby fishing spots.
 * Grand Candle
 * Buy a candle from the candle maker.
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 * 3 coins required; Candle shop is in Catherby. A black candle is not counted.
 * Reflax Actions
 * Pick 5 flax.
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 * The Flax Field is located south of Seers' Village.
 * Another String to Your Bow
 * Spin 5 bow strings.
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 * Use the house north-east of the Seers' Village altar.
 * A Seer-ing Light
 * Pray at Seers' Village altar.
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 * The altar in fenced area with Yew trees may be used. Alternatively, there is another in Camelot.
 * Why?
 * Walk clockwise around the Mysterious statue.
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 * The statue is located east of the seers village bank. Players must walk (not run) around the statue. You must start at the south end of the statue and you cannot stop until you have made a cycle, or you have to start again.
 * Jute Alors!
 * Plant jute seeds.
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 * The patch north of McGrubor's Wood may be used. At least 3 seeds are required to plant.
 * Stir, Galahad
 * Have Sir Galahad make you a cup of tea.
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 * Sir Galahad may be found in his house west of McGrubor's Wood.
 * La Morte D'Arthur
 * Take the poison chalice to King Arthur.
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 * Poison chalice may be obtained from Stankers at the mine near the Coal Trucks.
 * Bunch of Flours
 * Fill five pots with flour from Sinclair Mansion.
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 * La Morte D'Arthur
 * Take the poison chalice to King Arthur.
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 * Poison chalice may be obtained from Stankers at the mine near the Coal Trucks.
 * Bunch of Flours
 * Fill five pots with flour from Sinclair Mansion.
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 * Fill five pots with flour from Sinclair Mansion.
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 * In the kitchen in Sinclair Mansion find the barrel full of flour; fill a single pot five times, emptying after each refill to reuse the pot.
 * Sinclair Swirling
 * Use the churn in Sinclair Mansion garden.
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 * A bucket of milk can be obtained by using a bucket on the dairy cow in the garden. Players can alternatively obtain a bucket of milk by purchasing from the Milk seller for 12 coins. The churn is just north from the stall.
 * Happy Hour
 * Give five locals a glass of cider in the Foresters' Arms.
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 * Cider may be bought in the underground bar in Miscellania after the Royal Trouble quest, or from the Grand Exchange(if purchasing from the grand exchange the Cider (4) which is a keg of cider, is typically much quicker (but more expensive) to purchase from the grand exchange rather than the individual mugs. Make sure to use the keg on beer glasses to get 5 separate mugs of Cider. It may also be brewed at the breweries in Keldagrim and Port Phasmatys.
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 * Cider may be bought in the underground bar in Miscellania after the Royal Trouble quest, or from the Grand Exchange(if purchasing from the grand exchange the Cider (4) which is a keg of cider, is typically much quicker (but more expensive) to purchase from the grand exchange rather than the individual mugs. Make sure to use the keg on beer glasses to get 5 separate mugs of Cider. It may also be brewed at the breweries in Keldagrim and Port Phasmatys.
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Tips

 * When buying a candle, make sure it is a WHITE candle, as black candles will not complete the task.
 * To save time, 5 flax can be picked first and spun later, or done at the same time.
 * Buy cider from the bar under Miscellania, in the dungeon, not south of, (Fairy code: C-I-P) for 2 coins each (after the Royal Trouble quest.)
 * The cider may be used on the same person 5 times, without having to run around.
 * When walking around the statue make sure that your run is off, to make the task easier. It is more difficult to go around the statue without pausing if you are running.
 * Also when walking around the statue, start at one corner then click on the corner diagonal to it; continue this process to make it a lot easier.



Rewards
Experience lamps:
 * Seers' headband 1. When worn, it allows you to:
 * Use in place of Light source.
 * Talk to Geoffrey in the flax field to claim 30 free flax per day.
 * Coal trucks will now hold 140 coal.
 * Be given an extra log when cutting normal trees anywhere (However, you only get experience for one).
 * Antique lamp - 1,000 experience in any chosen skill, above level 30.

Tips

 * The "Killing one guard in each tower" task will only be completed if a regular wood longbow is used. You can use only bronze or iron arrows. Protection prayer may be used.
 * The "Killing one guard in each tower" task must also be completed without leaving the tower. If the player leaves at any time, the previous kills will not be counted.
 * Longbow and Bronze arrows are both on sale at Dargaud's Bows and Arrows inside the Ranging Guild.
 * It is possible to bring the coal from Seers' Village bank to the closest coal truck, if you already have 120 coal. This will save the time taken to mine the coal.
 * If mining the coal yourself, time can be saved by wearing Varrock armour 1 or higher
 * Archery tickets may be bought or traded with a friend.
 * The Seers headband 2 can be obtained from Stankers, however you will need to trade in your first headband to get the second headband.



Rewards
Experience lamps:
 * Seers' headband 2. When worn, this allows:
 * Functions as a medium Light source.
 * Talk to Geoffrey in the flax field to claim 60 free flax per day.
 * Coal trucks will hold 168 coal.
 * Extra log given when cutting normal trees anywhere (you only get experience for 1).
 * Ability to get 10% more experience (110 experience instead of 100) from cutting maples while wearing Seers' headband 2.
 * "You will also find your fingers are more nimble on the spinning wheel in Seers' Village." (timed 33.6 seconds per 28 flax, from 50.5 seconds previously)
 * Experience lamp - 5,000 experience in any chosen skill, above level 40.

Hard tasks

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 * At Home on the Range
 * Teleport to the Ranging Guild
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 * Combat bracelet with at least one charge is required
 * See Yew at Five
 * Cut five sets of yew logs
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 * The logs must be cut from the Yew trees found in the Seers' Village area, otherwise it will not count. Also, using the Inferno Adze will only count cut logs if they are not incinerated.
 * The short of It
 * String a magic shortbow in the Seers' Village Bank
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 * By using a spicy stew, this can be done at 75 fletching. Also at Level 77 with a dose of a Fletching potion.
 * Prayer of Attorney
 * Enter the Seers' Village courthouse with your Piety prayer turned on
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 * Prayer of Attorney
 * Enter the Seers' Village courthouse with your Piety prayer turned on
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 * The Seers' Village courthouse is located south of the bank. Entering the courthouse and then turning on piety will not work, players must first enable piety and then walk in.
 * Beware of the Dog
 * Use the fairy ring in McGrubor's Wood
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 * Fairy ring code A-L-S
 * Twisted Fire Starter
 * Burn a magic log in Seers' Village
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 * You can use a tinderbox or a pyrelord; using a bow doesn't work. However, spicy stew can be used in order to reach 75.
 * Alch-oholic
 * High Alch a magic shortbow in the Seers' Village bank
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 * It is easier to high alch the bow you made to check off another achievement rather than buy another. It is also possible to use explorer ring 4 for this task
 * Gonna Need a Bigger Boat
 * Catch five sharks in Catherby
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 * Alternatively: level 71 if you use Admiral pie, or level 73 if you use Fish pie or Fishing potion. Note: Catching two sharks at once only counts as one in the task.
 * Gonna Need a Bigger Range
 * Cook 5 sharks in Catherby using the Cooking gauntlets
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 * Either range can be used. Note: Burnt sharks do not count toward the five, and they do not have to be cooked all at once. Also you may use a chef's delight if you have a cooking level of 76 or higher (it's possible at level 75 with a chef's delight (m)) but you may not use the assist system for cooking the shark, bring extra raw sharks just in case you burn some. NOTE: Sharks become impossible to burn with Cooking gauntlets at level 94 Cooking.
 * Water Palaver
 * Charge five water orbs in one go
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 * The player must use the standard Magic spellbook and cast a Charge Water Orb on the water obelisk using 150 Water rune, 15 cosmic rune and 5 unpowered orbs. On the way there are level 64 poison spiders, their poison can halt your orb making, resulting in orbs being made but the Achievement not being completed. Therefore bring an anti-poison potion. If you have less than 70 Agility you will need the Dusty Key which can be obtained in the dungeon. It's recommended to bring a mithril grapple and a crossbow for the next task.
 * Island Hopper
 * Use the grapple shortcut to get from the water obelisk island to Catherby shore
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 * The player must use the standard Magic spellbook and cast a Charge Water Orb on the water obelisk using 150 Water rune, 15 cosmic rune and 5 unpowered orbs. On the way there are level 64 poison spiders, their poison can halt your orb making, resulting in orbs being made but the Achievement not being completed. Therefore bring an anti-poison potion. If you have less than 70 Agility you will need the Dusty Key which can be obtained in the dungeon. It's recommended to bring a mithril grapple and a crossbow for the next task.
 * Island Hopper
 * Use the grapple shortcut to get from the water obelisk island to Catherby shore
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Rewards
Experience lamps:
 * Seers' headband 3. When worn, this allows:
 * Functions as a bright Light source.
 * Talk to Geoffrey in the flax field to claim 120 free flax per day.
 * Coal trucks will hold 196 coal.
 * Extra log given when cutting normal trees anywhere (you only get experience for one).
 * Ability to get 10% more experience (110 experience instead of 100) from cutting maples while wearing Seers' headband 3.
 * Significant increase in speed while using the Spinning wheel in Seers' Village (you spin 33% faster).
 * Cheaper enchant for mystic staves from Thormac (27,000 coins instead of 40,000), at the Sorcerer's Tower.
 * Chance of producing more arrows than normal when Fletching.
 * Slight prayer boost at Seers' Village altar (+2).
 * Ability to receive Enhanced excalibur - Players may talk to the Lady of the Lake to upgrade Excalibur, which will have stats comparable to a Rune longsword and a new special attack that, in addition to a greater Defence boost, will heal 40 life points every two seconds up to five times, for a total of 200 LP.
 * You can ask citizen to switch Teleport to Camelot spell to teleport players to the centre of Seers' Village.
 * Experience lamp - 10,000 experience in any chosen skill, above level 50.

Rewards

 * Seers' headband 4 - In addition to the previous rewards
 * Enhanced Excalibur 's special attack now heals twice as much (400 LP over 20 seconds).
 * Talk to Geoffrey daily to receive 200 flax stored in your bank.
 * A speculated two-fold increase of the likelihood that the special effect of an enchanted bolt will occur. This effect is always active regardless if the headband is equipped.
 * Each day, 200 Coal stored in the coal trucks will go directly to your bank.


 * Experience lamps:
 * 4 x Experience lamp - 30,000 experience in any chosen skill, level 83 or above.
 * Experience lamp - 25,000 experience in any chosen skill, level 70 or above.

Trivia

 * When given the poison chalice, King Arthur replies, You chose ...poorly. This is an Indiana Jones reference to the Holy grail, specifically referencing a scene in the movie The Last Crusade.
 * "Twisted Fire Starter", a hard task is named after a line in The Prodigy's "Firestarter" song.
 * On the day of release, the spoilers were: Spoilers do not fit with the Seers' desire to predict the future more... esoterically. Please check back tomorrow.
 * If a player had completed the Holy Grail quest before talking to Galahad, the player will automatically exclaim: I've returned the Holy grail to Camelot and Galahad will congratulate the player. The same exchange could happen before the tasks, as a player-chosen interaction option.
 * The medium task to teleport to Camelot entitled "It's Only a Model" references a gag from Monty Python and the Holy Grail that juxtaposes the enraptured cries of "Camelot" by the Knights of the Round Table to the trusty servant Patsy's deadpan line "it's only a model."
 * La morte d'arthur is old French for "The death of Arthur". 'Le Morte d'Arthur' is the title of a 15th century book by Sir Thomas Malory, being a compilation of the legends of King Arthur, Guinevere, Lancelot and the Knights of the Round Table much of which were taken from earlier French sources.
 * The task "All your Bass..." is a reference to an internet meme of Zero Wing's bad translation resulting in "All your base are belong to us."
 * The task mack rolled is a refrence to "Rickrolling", where someone is tricked into watching Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up".
 * When talking to the Fish in the fish bowl, your character says "Just keep swimming...swimming...swimming..." This might be a reference to the movie Finding Nemo.
 * The task "Jute alors" is a play on words for the French expression "Zut alors", roughly translating to the exclamations "shoot" or "blast".

Seers' Village Tasks