User talk:Sir Scizor1

I have archived my first talk page,you may find it to the right. It is 30 KB long though....

Re: F2P...again..
I'm going to subscribe again once more of my skills are higher so I can actually do some good quests. I'm going to start training again soon. 00:36, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Re:Interview
I will answer them when I can find a bit to think about them without worrying abouyt rushing on the wiki between work. I should have them ready for you tomorrow. 04:43, 27 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol, I live in Canada.  18:26, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

Please Please Forgive me!
I was signing your guestbook, then your poll disappeared - I don't know what happened! Please forgive me!

Re: Names
Me neither.... Thanks for the comment. :D

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH BUNNIES???? *snaps a bunny's neck, eats it's head* Yum.... 02:39, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Thanks! Mr. Garrison 15:33, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

SoB, parts I, II, and III
Wow. You're quite the writer. Great stories. Nice idea, using something about the least talked-about god (other than his GodSword) 05:53, 30 June 2009 (UTC) I don't remember much of the other stories, but yours I do. (I was up waaaaaaaayyyy' too late last night.) 16:23, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Btw, I don't follow Saradomin! I'm Guthixian Traditionalist! (Not to mention one of his two championHehe, you'll never find the other one. I'll give you a hint it starts with B and ends in uxacosmica) Hahahahahahahaha! That is rather funny *pulls out a here-to-forth unseen Guthixian Gosword, hacks apart a radom saradomin priest.* Guthix will smite you for that 21:27, 30 June 2009 (UTC) Btw, where in your god's name did you get that I'm from Hawii? I live in Texas, but yea, I was saying aloha for the heck of it, but...?

Newspaper Issue #4
I don't think the newspaper can be finalised yet. There are a number of articles that needs editing and proofreading, and releasing it now would make it look incomplete. Don't worry, I will do the cleaning up, and when I think it is ready, I'll inform you. 15:41, 30 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Okay, I've gone through all of the pages for this month's issue. It should be ready for release on 1 July. 19:01, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Texas.
Really. You love Texas? How???? P.S. I though violence and destruction were Zamorak's thing? Hmmm? Balance iz Powah! 17:28, 1 July 2009 (UTC) And to balance the world, both Guthixian champoins cannot be killed. So ha. Not to mention we are not restrained from good nor evil, so we are allowed to use any means neccesary to obtain balance. Pwned. See watch. *runs Richa... I mean Brux through with a sword.* See? *looks down, Brux is dead.* Oh gawd. 17:54, 1 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Hey, sam, why you slashed my clone? it was my only not-immortal clone! *slaps sam* bad sam! 23:41, 1 July 2009 (UTC)

The Enourmas Battle Raging On my Talk
According to the Guthix Decree 1245, of the Year 123, Year of King Roald the first, in the chosen kingdom of Guthix, ''"Subsection A; pargraph 12: No Guthiax champion shall be harmed by any Saradomist Anti-Guthixian members, and any of the spells any of said group should cast, shall prove ineffective, including, but not limited to: Glue Wave; Saradomin Strike; and any other spell accessable to mortals."

"Subsection G; Paragraph 29: Should any decoys of Guthix (created by His hand) be destroyed in any way, form or fashion, by an Anti-Guthixian Member, Guthixian Champions are temporaraly allow by Him to destroy balacnce to gain greater, long-term balance, which may entail, but is not limited to: Necromany; direct destruction of balance of life through killing with another side to balance said killing; Summoning Brassica Prime, lord and master of His cabbages, to aid in the Champion's struggle; Mas murder of Saradomist; Invoking the godly powers of the "Rebalance" spell, here-to-forth un-seen by mortal eyes, to destroy any forces opposing a Guthixian(s); invoking the Wrath of Guthix, destroying anything that Guthix has created (which is everything) in a single flash in several mile radius, other than the Guthiax Champion.

''And, in the words of Guthix: Balance is power. ''

Pwnt. 02:31, 2 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Pwnt². BALANCE IS POWER!!! Gggguuutttthhhhiiiiiiixxxxxx!!@@## *Does headbang* 04:09, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Haha... I fail.
I can't figure out how to get the pictures I want on there. I've already asked Bruxa plenty, so I'll ask you.

15:38, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

The whole point of me (trying to) making this is to learn how. Sooo... I just need help.(A lot of it. :P) 15:44, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Hey, I got one picture but I can't find any small Summoning emblems!! Could you help me? Or do I need to find another picture?

16:19, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Okay. I think I've got it. But... you'll see. Go here to see it. {{SUBST:{signature 17:02, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

See?

Rich... I mean Bruxa, gave me that template. I've got it all done except getting it to work! I can't even sign my stuff now. you saw it. The SUBST:(signature thing.that's all that comes up. :(I like my new sig the way it is. (On my sandbox) but ' I CAN'T GET IT TO WORK!!! '

{{SUBST:signature 20:11, 2 July 2009 (UTC)

Yay! It isn't 2 lines long now! I loved my old one, but I like my new one, too.

Am-say (I wrote that, just so you'd know)

I'm sorry if I'm not explaining properly. I used a template that Bruxa told me too, and it works. But I don't know how to get the sig the template makes to be my sig. (All I've tried is copy-pasting which comes up with some... unexpected results.) but you've seen the strange results, and you will aagain at the end of this post. {{SUBST:signature 04:44, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Btw, I don't really care to discuss gods right now. (:O) I'm in a bit of a real-life problem.

Hahahahaha.. My problems are nothing, but it's ironic that yyou should wish me a happpy independance day. My problems were that my parents (they're divorced.) were fighting over who gets my brother and I for the weekend of July 4th. So now I'm staying at my dad's (high speed internet. W00t!) Anyway, it's settled now. Thanks for all of your help!

16:37, 3 July 2009 (UTC) Yay! It isn't 2 lines long now! I loved my old one, but I like my new one, too.

Nice....
You know, one of the most dramatic things that've ever happened to me happened to the beat of that song. It always makes me smile. (I hate the song, but I love the memory) So, nice TehNoobShaw vid. :P I actually ended up listening to the whole song. (And not on purpose) Weird how it moves then starts sending you those notes so you can't close it.

17:14, 3 July 2009 (UTC)

Ps. I live in the country. I always see fireworks. GAwd, you should see some of the firework battles that my brothers and I have. (Literally, throw fireworks at each other) But no fireworks this year. :( My dad lives in town, so we can't pop em. But you know that. :P

Nevermind, we went to see the nearest large town (a 30 minute drive, even from my dad's) {And I don't mean a Dallas-sived city.} I mean like, 1,000 people. To see the fireworks. Haha halfway through this totally stoned guy cane up and started talking to us. He was tripping balls. It was funny (to me, in my dark way) NAd in the car next to us was a couple no older than 20 with five children. Hahahaha... We live in a slummy part of Texas. Anyways, I like it. :P (I hyave a very dark humor. And some of my friends are those "live life to it's fullest" kids. I crack them up, and they crack me up. And I don't mean drugs, if you don't know.)

03:21, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

(Look at prior message, there was a zero too many.) No, I meant a semi-small city. But I don't live near any of those. (Dallas, the closest, is an hour's drive away.) Really? You've never seen anywhere other than Texas? Well, a few of my friends haven't. (Two, to be precise.) Yeah, almost everything about Austin is nice. The hills, the capitol,the streets, (almost) everything. Have you ever beeninside the capitol? Closest I've ever been to the "Suits" as our hick population calls em. (I'm not sure who they were, but they were all over.) Anyways, if you love the hills in Austin, go see POst Falls, Idaho. It's almost just like Austin, just with mountains. (Just go in the summer) That's where my grandparents live, so we go see them every few years. Anyways, have fun with the fireworks. (Gonna go see some, or did you get some?)

15:12, 4 July 2009 (UTC)

Hahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... I had forgotten how cold it was. You think they'd let the senators sweat? Never!

Why do you guess Fort Worth? I've got no idea what you mean by that. :\. Sorry iuf I should remember.

00:27, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Just tell me what you mean by I guess... Fort Worth? NAd I'l.l leave the subject alone.

So, no one would waste the cannon balls to celebrate? Aww.... too bad. Anyways, looks good the the cannons that wewre already there. :P Happy Forth, even though it's almost over. :D (No more cheery-americana crap) Anyways, what happened to your bro? He posted a couple messages on my talk, and I posted back, but I haven't heard from him. Just wondering.

00:48, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Okay. It's not that much of a suprise, is it? I mean, D4k's kinda conservative, on everything. Anyways, it is here too. (lol, it's 11) I'm thinking bout heading to sleep.

04:16, 5 July 2009 (UTC)

Cabbage-Bomb the GE
I knew that cabbage bombing wouldn't go well in a place where there were too many noobs, they pick the cabbages up... and we had too few people...anywayz, here is your image, tell me if you want it transparent! http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp303/rimaluko/sirscizor.png. That's the URL: http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp303/rimaluko/sirscizor.png 01:51, 6 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Lol sure, bombing with burnt tuna would be epic! and, would you like to see the transparent version of the image above?, it could be better, I think, but it was all that I could do to keep the fire. The image is here:http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp303/rimaluko/sirscizor2.png. AAAND that's the URL again: http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp303/rimaluko/sirscizor2.png . May Brassica prime Guthix be with you! 15:58, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Cabbage-bomb? What, dropping cabbages all over or something? I dunno. 16:55, 6 July 2009 (UTC)

Lol, you can drop anythig and someone will take it. Well, maybe not ashes. That's all I could think of, lol. But the ge's always covered in ashes from firemaking. :( 72.251.8.16 04:17, 7 July 2009 (UTC)

Those cookies I promised
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll277/Jeboyzdragz/cookies-and-milk.jpg

'''Here you go. Enjoy and thanks for signing my guestbook.''' 15:32, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

Redirecting
No. You can't use #REDIRECT to redirect a page to a URL outside of the wiki. 15:48, 8 July 2009 (UTC)

The signature message
You know that message about my signature which you posted on my talk? Now when somebody try to make another section under it, the new section will be included in your message. Can you fix it? --  NuparuMahnika   10:52, 9 July 2009 (UTC)

Siganture
I have a BIG problem with it it's gone weird E.G if i have something after it it's in a box even the time stamp 04:34, 13 July 2009 (UTC) See
 * Panjy fixed it 22:17, 13 July 2009 (UTC)

RE:
Indeed I'm back from vacation, SIR SCIZOR. And it's nice to hear you like my Faces-page, SIR SCIZOR. It already included the Lederhosen hat, SIR SCIZOR. But no problem, it's hard to find a specific face between all those... . 09:04, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

RCing
Tears my friend....nothing but tears ‎Atlandy 13:18, 18 July 2009 (UTC)

Re: Temple Trekking
Actually, that was 3-4 hours of Temple Trekking.

17:56, 21 July 2009 (UTC)

Vote
Thanks Mr Lumberjack, for yer vote! I appreciate it. . 16:15, 22 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Haha no, I enabled the ability to receive emails when an article on my Watchlist is edited So when you edited, I received a mail, so I could respond fast  . 16:36, 22 July 2009 (UTC)

Long overdue response
Hey,

I saw that you asked me a question on my talk page a looong time ago. I just wanted to let you know that I was on a wikibreak and didn't really read my talk page until now. Anyway, it was about linking from images. Do you still have a question about it? I might be able to answer it if so, just have to clean out the cobwebs in the wiki part of my brain.

23:43, 26 July 2009 (UTC)

Hi
Hi. I apologize for not being able to respond to your messages. I was busy and away from wiki during the months of january to july. I hope you forgive me. Btw, Im typing this on an ipod touch on a loud bus so sorry if there are spelling mistakes. 06:47, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh..well that sucks. 20:05, 27 July 2009 (UTC)

CD299
I'm really sorry but rules are rules. Maybe you can do one of those next season. SamRosenfeld 21:49, 28 July 2009 (UTC)

RE: RSWP
Nice story! I have edited it and shortened the summary since it was a bit long. And Jack was on earlier today, I think. 21:35, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
 * I can't go to the main part of the wikifest because I need to volunteer. Oh well, have fun! 12:21, 31 July 2009 (UTC)