RuneScape:Chat/Logs/22 May 2014

 [2014-05-21 23:50:18] &lt;TonyBest100&gt; "Agoroth be a big-ass Crassian n' tha final boss of tha novice quest A Shadow over Ashdale, whoz ass emerges from tha Empress afta you have defeated four of his tentaclez." [2014-05-21 23:50:25] &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Okay, so a gangbangin' playa of mine holla'd at mah crazy ass dat schmoooove muthafucka heard rumourz of a bangin flail dat was wielded by one of Saradominz generals way back up in tha Dogg Wars. I be goin ta go n' quest fo' dat shit. Do you have any suggestions on where ta start? [2014-05-21 23:50:53] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FQuantum_mechanics&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit [2014-05-21 23:51:13] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; okay guys [2014-05-21 23:51:17] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; I am about to do some crazy shit [2014-05-21 23:51:21] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/snoopdogg/ginandjuice.html [2014-05-21 23:51:27] &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Okay, so I've been taxed wit a gangbangin' fucked up undertaking: the... erm... assassination of a gangbangin' fucked up foe. I gotta kill...THE FERRET OF DOOM! A big, burly Fremennik warrior named Thok holla'd at mah crazy ass bout it fo' realz. Any hints or tips? [2014-05-21 23:51:29] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; I am gizoogling snoop [2014-05-21 23:51:30] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; O NO YA DIDNT [2014-05-21 23:51:33] &lt;Coelacanth0794&gt; hello [2014-05-21 23:51:34] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fpastebin.com%2F2g1QnCLQ&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit [2014-05-21 23:51:55] &lt;Jr_Mime&gt; Rofl [2014-05-21 23:52:04] &lt;TonyBest100&gt; Gizoogle ftw [2014-05-21 23:52:22] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; Yo, scientific inquiry tha fuck into tha wave nature of light fuckin started up in tha 17th n' 18th centuries when scientists like fuckin Robert Hooke, Christiaan Huygens n' Leonhard Euler proposed a wave theory of light based on experimenstrual observations. [2014-05-21 23:52:23] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; Rollin down tha street, smokin indo, sippin on gin n' juice [2014-05-21 23:52:44] &lt;TonyBest100&gt; Lol [2014-05-21 23:52:56] &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Frunescape.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FThe_World_Wakes&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit [2014-05-21 23:52:57] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; http://shakespeare.mit.edu/romeo_juliet/full.html [2014-05-21 23:53:01] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; O DAMN DIS GON BE FUNY [2014-05-21 23:53:04] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; why is snoop dog smoking indians? [2014-05-21 23:53:06] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; joey [2014-05-21 23:53:08] &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; "Da Ghetto Wakes be a Grandmaster quest, n' tha last quest ta take place up in tha Fifth Age. Well shiiiit, it has been labelled by Mod Mark as "da most thugged-out blingin one ta date". This is easily explainable, seein dat tha outcome of tha quest has a immense impact on tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass." [2014-05-21 23:53:11] &lt;Jr_Mime&gt; Omg yes [2014-05-21 23:53:12] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fshakespeare.mit.edu%2Fromeo_juliet%2Ffull.html&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit [2014-05-21 23:53:12] &lt;Kq_head&gt; "Vorago be a gigantic, rocky n' mad bangin boss monsta pimped by tha Anima Mundi, or as he refers ta it, tha "earth soul", billed as tha toughest boss monsta up in RuneScape yo. Dude be a ancient bein n' used ta cause chaos up in tha past yo, but was defeated n' went tha fuck into a slumber n' shit. Towardz tha end of tha Fifth Age, he reawoke, now much playalier." [2014-05-21 23:53:13] &lt;Jr_Mime&gt; Put it in there [2014-05-21 23:53:13] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; can't do html files it seems [2014-05-21 23:53:21] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; oh waht [2014-05-21 23:53:25] &lt;Kq_head&gt; 'playalier'? [2014-05-21 23:53:25] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; Two households, both alike up in dignity, [2014-05-21 23:53:30] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; everytime i try something .html it breaks [2014-05-21 23:53:35] &lt;TonyBest100&gt; http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Frunescape.wikia.com%2Fwiki%2FUpdate%3APatch_Notes_%2819_May_2014%29&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit [2014-05-21 23:53:44] &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; "Note: If you take a thugged-out dirtnap durin a funky-ass battle, yo' gravestone is ghon be placed outside tha temple. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. So you can take back all of yo' shit doggystyle." [2014-05-21 23:53:44] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; SAMPSON [2014-05-21 23:53:53] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; XD [2014-05-21 23:54:00] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; seriously rofling here XD [2014-05-21 23:54:10] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; Romeo n' Juliet - mah homeboys [2014-05-21 23:54:20] &lt;Kq_head&gt; "Tectonic juice" [2014-05-21 23:54:21] &lt;Coelacanth0794&gt; sliske? [2014-05-21 23:54:22] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; LADY CAPULET [2014-05-21 23:54:26] &lt;Jr_Mime&gt; SAMPSON [2014-05-21 23:54:42] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; joey [2014-05-21 23:54:50] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; gizoogle some ebwhite [2014-05-21 23:55:11] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; or dr seuss [2014-05-21 23:55:24] &lt;Jr_Mime&gt; Yo ass be a saucy boy: is't so, indeed? wat [2014-05-21 23:55:24] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; SCENE Pt II fo' realz. A street. [2014-05-21 23:55:55] &lt;Kq_head&gt; "Kalphite Biatch" and "Kalphite Mackdaddy" [2014-05-21 23:56:13] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=www.gutenberg.org%2Ffiles%2F174%2F174-h%2F174-h.htm&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit [2014-05-21 23:56:17] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; Dorian Gray [2014-05-21 23:56:18] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; SCENE I fo' realz. A lane by tha wall of Capuletz orchard. [2014-05-21 23:56:27] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; oh mol [2014-05-21 23:56:31] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; 'gutenberg' [2014-05-21 23:56:35] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; that reminds me of bibles [2014-05-21 23:56:46] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; and that makes me wanna plug a bible into gizoogle... [2014-05-21 23:56:53] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; where's the full bible on the interwebs? [2014-05-21 23:56:54] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; :P [2014-05-21 23:57:05] &lt;TonyBest100&gt; "So I have heard tha storiez of flesh-eatin fish, up in tha ass of Karamja, dat will strip tha flesh from yo' bones up in seconds. I be goin ta catch me some fo' realz. Any suggestions?" [2014-05-21 23:57:11] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; Gutenberg bibles were named after the inventor of that printing press [2014-05-21 23:57:19] &lt;Kq_head&gt; "Put ya muthafuckin choppers up if ya feel dis!" [2014-05-21 23:57:24] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; Dorian Gray laughed, n' tossed his head. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! "Yo ass is like incorrigible, Harry; but I don't mind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! It be impossible ta be mad salty up in yo' faaaaaace biaaatch! When you peep Sibyl Vane, yo big-ass booty is ghon feel dat tha playa whoz ass could wack her would be a funky-ass beast, a funky-ass beast without a ass. I cannot KNOW how tha fuck any one can wish ta shame tha thang he loves. I gots a straight-up boner fo' Sibyl Vane. I want to place her on a pedestal of gold n' ta peep tha ghetto worshizzle the woman whoz ass is mine. [2014-05-21 23:57:28] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; What tha fuck iz marriage, biatch? An irrevocable vow. Yo ass mock at it fo' dis shit. Ah! don't mock. It be a irrevocable vow dat I want to take. Her trust make me faithful, her belief make me good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! When I am wit her, I regret all dat you have taught mah dirty ass. I become different from what tha fuck you have known me ta be. I be chizzled, n' tha mere bust a nut on of Sibyl Vanez hand make me forget you n' all yo' wrong, fascinating, poisonous, delightful theories." [2014-05-21 23:57:35] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; btw [2014-05-21 23:57:39] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; this part you must has [2014-05-21 23:57:40] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? [2014-05-21 23:57:47] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; first sentence is untouched :c [2014-05-21 23:57:55] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; dude [2014-05-21 23:57:58] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; read dorian gray [2014-05-21 23:57:58] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; rest isn't that gud either [2014-05-21 23:58:00] -!- Cqm has left Special:Chat [2014-05-21 23:58:01] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; kk [2014-05-21 23:58:03] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; 100x better [2014-05-21 23:58:27] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; What tha fuck iz marriage, biatch? An irrevocable vow. [2014-05-21 23:58:32] &lt;Kq_head&gt; "Ghetto talisman" [2014-05-21 23:58:32] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; I gots a straight-up boner fo' Sibyl Vane. [2014-05-21 23:58:42] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; XD [2014-05-21 23:58:45] &lt;Coelacanth0794&gt; wat [2014-05-21 23:58:54] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; Dorian Gray [2014-05-21 23:58:54] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; fter a lil while, dat schmoooove muthafucka hailed a hansom n' drove home. For a gangbangin' few moments he loitered upon tha stoop, lookin round all up in tha silent square, wit its blank, close-shuttered windows n' its starin blinds. Da sky was pure opal now, n' tha roofz of tha houses glistened like silver against dat shit. From some chimney opposite a thin wreath of smoke was rising. It curled, a violet riband, all up in tha nacre-coloured air. [2014-05-21 23:59:05] -!- BusterAces has joined Special:Chat [2014-05-21 23:59:09] &lt;TonyBest100&gt; Reset in 2 mins! [2014-05-21 23:59:13] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; 1* [2014-05-21 23:59:16] &lt;Jr_Mime&gt; 1 [2014-05-21 23:59:18] &lt;TonyBest100&gt; &gt;.&lt; [2014-05-21 23:59:18] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; 40 seconds [2014-05-21 23:59:32] &lt;Coelacanth0794&gt; hello buster [2014-05-21 23:59:39] &lt;BusterAces&gt; Sup [2014-05-21 23:59:40] &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; http://imgur.com/gallery/9sOUEFk [2014-05-21 23:59:40] &lt;Jr_Mime&gt; reset [2014-05-21 23:59:40] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; At last tha door opened n' his servant entered. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude turned glazed eyes upon his muthafuckin ass. [2014-05-21 23:59:41] &lt;TonyBest100&gt; not sure if I should go for 11 more keys, or runecoins this time for the videos [2014-05-21 23:59:42] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=John+3&version=NIV here we go [2014-05-21 23:59:47] &lt;Kq_head&gt; "Stephen Lil' Willy Hawking" [2014-05-21 23:59:49] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; http://www.gizoogle.net/index.php?search=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.biblegateway.com%2Fpassage%2F%3Fsearch%3DJohn%2B3%26version%3DNIV&se=Gizoogle+Dis+Shiznit [2014-05-21 23:59:55] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; Jizzy 3 (New Internationistic Version) [2014-05-21 23:59:58] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; oh this is just great [2014-05-22 00:00:14] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; "Yo ass is mad, Dorian." [2014-05-22 00:00:14] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; 9 “How tha fuck can dis be?” Nicodemus asked. [2014-05-22 00:00:29] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; 10 “Yo ass is Israel’s mackdaddy,” holla'd Jizzy, “and do you not KNOW these thangs? [2014-05-22 00:00:31] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; "I shall gotta bounce back ta tha doggy den n' git some thangs from tha laboratory." [2014-05-22 00:00:56] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; XD [2014-05-22 00:01:06] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; "Bitch assures me so, Lady Narborough," holla'd Dorian. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "I axed her whether, like Marguerite de Navarre, dat freaky freaky biatch had they hearts embalmed and hung at her girdle. Biatch holla'd at mah crazy ass her dope ass didn't, cuz none of dem had had any hearts at all." [2014-05-22 00:01:21] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; btw [2014-05-22 00:01:22] -!- Jlun2 has left Special:Chat [2014-05-22 00:01:28] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; John and Jesus translate to the same thing [2014-05-22 00:01:29] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; so [2014-05-22 00:01:29] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; Jizzy Testifies Again Bout Jizzy [2014-05-22 00:01:31] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; wat [2014-05-22 00:01:39] &lt;Jr_Mime&gt; 1 video [2014-05-22 00:01:40] &lt;Jr_Mime&gt; What is this crap [2014-05-22 00:01:53] -!- Jlun2 has joined Special:Chat [2014-05-22 00:01:57] &lt;Jlun2&gt; th2win [2014-05-22 00:01:59] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; but now that I've seen this [2014-05-22 00:02:01] &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; http://i.imgur.com/Li1n0zQ.gif - lol [2014-05-22 00:02:09] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; I must just have every book in gizzoogle now [2014-05-22 00:02:18] &lt;TonyBest100&gt; 1500 dung tokens [2014-05-22 00:02:22] &lt;Kq_head&gt; omg ansela [2014-05-22 00:02:29] &lt;Kq_head&gt; that's hilarious [2014-05-22 00:02:30] &lt;Jr_Mime&gt; Hahaha Ansela [2014-05-22 00:02:30] &lt;The_Mol_Man&gt; Da moon hung low up in tha sky like a yellow skull. From time ta time a huge misshapen cloud stretched a long-ass arm across n' hid dat shit. The gas-lamps grew fewer, n' tha streets mo' narrow n' gloomy. Once the man lost his way n' had ta drive back half a mile. A steam rose from the cow as it splashed up tha puddles. Da sidewindowz of tha hansom were clogged wit a grey-flannel mist. [2014-05-22 00:02:34] -!- ChaoticShadow has left Special:Chat [2014-05-22 00:03:03] &lt;Joeytje50&gt; ok this shit's bout to get meta