User talk:The Buzzfizzler

When leaving a note here, please create a new section with an appropriate heading, or under a section with such a heading. It makes the page look better and less confusing http://i576.photobucket.com/albums/ss203/Gaz_Lloyd/halftroll.png

First
I'm first! By the way, I fixed your archive name and header template. 15:51, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Not first :D 15:51, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Orly? (How do you tab replies? to messages? O_O) 15:52, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Each colon is a tab. So, ::: means three tabs, :::: is four tabs, and so on. 15:53, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

No fair I dibsed it D: stoopid edit conflix here be your spam anyways http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/463/spam20boy.jpg 15:55, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

Archived
Archived as requested. 15:51, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

T3h Sp4m G4me
The Spam Game

How to play: Don't post any spam on this wall for as long as possible.

I estimate this could last for just over a minute 17:04, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * spam -- 17:06, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Spam 17:08, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Spam Bullet =====@ Icecold531 22:04, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * Spam Bullet =====@ Icecold531 22:04, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

New leak
I found a leak, and it does appear that it slipped under everyone's noses. Tell me; What Achievement Diary gives Legs as a reward? Answer: NONE. Yet, in the Elite Diary DevBlog, there are Legs. Perhaps we have a new Achievement Diary coming soon? Icecold531 22:03, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

Like 5 times
I'm to possessive of my last display name but I have almost changed my name to this like 5 times: http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/almost.jpg I haven't mostly due to not wanting to get confused with tim (I already get confused for c teng with new users) and not wanting people to steal my old name (I don't keep attempting to get jim teh mage on a new account and can't just to check). Also epic lulz: http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/gazthepotfarmer.jpg. 22:09, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * I be stealing your signature for name change. Also best template ever for banning someone:


 * 16:28, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

Queeeeeeeeeeestion
Hey its not about formatting! Did you ever do tests on the fruit bat as you did on the magpie? 18:07, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

RE:RE: New Leak
I only skimmed the diary to be honest. I was tired at the time. Thanks anyway. Icecold531 18:47, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Poke
^ 14:46, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

User stats bug
I was responding to Template talk:User stats so I did some tests with user stats, and I found that there was a bug in how it auto calculated the total levels, which you can see here. WHAT GIVE?! 21:17, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hoorah! but you forgot to remove some brackets. If you let it happen again I'll have to braket your kneecaps. 21:51, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

Hi
Hullo there! Like my sig? - 07:42, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

amg
ur in teh beta 2????/// amg everythin asplodes nao!@@@ 18:03, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

It said click here if you don't love Gaz... I clicked  17:43, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

Template:PoisonedWeaponExchange Links
Hi, Gaz. I noticed you used a rather odd method of adding the template links to the template in the above title. On a page I looked at, there was too much extra space between the table and the links, so I changed it to a table caption with the following code:. This appears to be working you originally intended. Thanks. 23:00, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

New rfd process
I am jumping on this right away because if we wait too long, its going to be a huge mess. The passage of Forum:Page maintenance page now mandates that all active RFD sub pages be added to Category:Requests for deletion. Currently this is being done manually, but I want it to be done automatically, and here is my thoughts as to how it should be done. First, we modify the RuneScape:Requests for deletion/Preload so that all RFDs come with Rfd top and Rfd bottom already on the page. We then modify RFD top and bottom so that the border and archive message is only activate when is defined in RFD top. This will make it easy to also turn category:requests for deletion on in active discussions, and off in archived discussions. I also wish to have Rfd bottom active only when is defined in RFD top, without having to apply any parameters to it. I know you did somethign similar to Infobox bonuses header using #vars, is that possible in this case? If so, please do it! 23:57, September 19, 2010 (UTC)

Don't worry about it, i have done it but is there a way so that it puts the category onto each rfd but then not onto the RS:RFD page. For example rfd top puts the category on RuneScape:Requests for deletion/RuneScape:Chat/user cheatsheet but then the category isn't put on RS:RFD when RuneScape:Requests for deletion/RuneScape:Chat/user cheatsheet is put on that page. 10:32, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

Well I was thinking something like:

rfd top: rfd bottom:

(Obviously creating a /doc page for both.) Why use an extra archive parameter when 1 does nothing unless its an archive, and 1 is left blank until archived? Seems like wasteful coding to me but whatever.

The returns the first 39 characters of the full page name - which is the length of RuneScape:Requests for deletion/Archive. This is needed to avoid the archive numbers. Also, the #vardefine works better when its out on its loner; if it is put in a conditional parser its defined even if the condition is false.

Do what you wish with this. 12:08, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

I already changed all 350 or so archives so i think i'll leave the extra parameter but i'll change the category bit. 12:13, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
 * I have a related issue. I have made changes to Template:Merge, however one functionality I can't quite get right. I have set it up so that the RfM will be titled based on the page that all the content should be moved to, and that title is specified with an unnamed parameter . This should be applied to all pages involved with the merge, including the page specified in . Thus I want the message in the template to change when the merge template is applied to the same page that the content should be merged to, from "It has been suggested that this page be merged into Pagename" to "It has been suggested that one or more pages be merged into this page". However with the code I have written, the message does not change from the "merged into pagename" message. Halp! 22:42, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * Or, you know, if you have any better ideas for how to handle this, I'd welcome them because I'm still not totally sure about this idea. 23:04, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

Slayer calculator
If you're looking for derisive constructive criticism for your slayer calculator, why not have a box where the user can input the base xp of their spell? Or it could be a drop down list. If I had an example of formatting I could do that for you while you do other stuff. 19:27, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * I started the table, and I added/modified some things you had. Firstly I added slayer subs such as baby dragons and mighty banshees. Then I split some monsters into different options such as Elf warriors (bow) and Elf warriors (pike) so that different lp and combat levels may be used. I did not add all slayer subs (since some are wholly infeasible for training slayer, such as Balfrug Kreeyath), nor did I add all locations for the same reasons. For example I did not add the level 42 grizzly bears found in Isafdar because there are only two that I know of and they are separated by great distance. I've also done a lot of thinking about things like ghost and skeleton, and have made Forum:Monster granularity in response to my musings. 04:02, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

out of date
Your favorites are out of date. Zaff no longer sells bstaffs. Just though I'd tell u. 75.174.233.39 16:20, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

User:Gaz teh Jazz
hey no gaming teh system @@@ -- 18:51, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
 * Amg banhammerz 18:52, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
 * thanks Gaz teh Jazz 03:19, October 2, 2010 (UTC)

Help with template redirecting
What i want i redirecting Template:PHD to Template:ParseHiscoreData, because i'm lazy I both trying the redirect function and the include function but neither worked for me. Any help would be great  21:06, October 5, 2010 (UTC)


 * Nvm, me being stupid as usual ^ 21:11, October 5, 2010 (UTC)

New Skin
Ok I've switched back to the new wikia skin, what did you say I could do to make it slightly less annoying? - 18:52, October 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hey thanks, thats a bit better. Just 2 things. Do personal hilites work for non-admins? I tried to make mine pink but... And is there a way of expanding the actual viewing width of the page? The code i put in only seems to expand a white area :/ - 03:05, October 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * Dw, i had forgotten one of the lines. - 03:12, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

=D ty, thats awesome! Im so pink! - 09:30, October 7, 2010 (UTC)

RFD issue
When I applied Rfd and clicked "this article's discussion" which was supposed to create RuneScape:Requests for deletion/Saradomin's Encampment watery area, it instead created "RuneScape:Requests for deletion/Saradomin?". The page creation link is

Does any of that stick out to you as the cause of the problem? The only thing I could think of was the urlencode parser, but without that, the template doesn't work either! 23:30, October 6, 2010 (UTC)

It's over 9000!
At level 1 prayer (somehow) piety, protect summon/melee, protect item, rapid heal and rapid restore on you get this result: http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/9001-1.jpg My reaction: http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/7a95405e_6a17_66fe.gif Also you're missing ranged piety and mage piety. 18:28, October 8, 2010 (UTC)

hulp
Cleanup image seems to look normal without a reason, but when you add a reason, it looks like File:Task List.png. Hulp! -- 12:01, October 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * Never mind. :O -- 12:03, October 10, 2010 (UTC)

Calculator Idea
One calculator that has been sorely missed (by me >_>), is a Sq'irk calculator, it may not be a test of your mighty skeels, but it would convenient to the the only person who wants it hundreds of people searching for one :P 15:20, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Monaco.js
Hai. Your monaco.js is calling upon an image that doesn't exist, specifically File:', close: '-icon.png because of the following line in your code:

toolbarTemplates.push({ name: 'Skill clickpic', ns: '*', open: '', sample: 'skill' });

specifically, the bit which goes

is being treated as ', close: ', which in turn calls on File:-icon.png. I believe this issue can be fixed by adding

//

to the top of your monaco.js and

//

to the bottom, so unless there's some reason this won't work, can you do that please? 03:43, October 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * huzzah it worked! 22:13, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

Wikifest CC
With the fest quickly approaching, I'm just making sure you have the fest CC created and ready to go. 09:25, October 14, 2010 (UTC)

Paris
Hey, i've been to paris this week, and i saw they are a big fan of u out there. They put ur name on the manholes: GAZ's manhole (sry its so low quality, but i took it during the walking... hadda move on bcus i was there with school) 19:12, October 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * Fixed link *talk page stalk* (and lol) 19:15, October 15, 2010 (UTC)

@@@@@@@
[ Vandal amg desynops@@] 00:05, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Warning @@@@@
Please stop your disruptive editing. If your vandalism continues, you might be blocked from editing the RuneScape Wiki. Thank you, 4 teh lulz  00:09, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Hunt/Hide n seek
Hey Gaz, I didn't volunteer because I got to do it in the east fest. But, If for some reason nobody has been selected or whoever has been selected doesnt come tomorrow, I'd love to be a hider. - 14:00, October 16, 2010 (UTC)

Wiki-navigation
What? Wikia tops us off at seven? That's the most pointless aspect of Oasis thus far, in that there is absolutely no reason for such a limit. 00:41, October 18, 2010 (UTC)

User:Iiii I I I/Other uses
When I put, it shows up like this:

But when I put other parameters with, then I have to leave the first parameter blank because it starts like  , so it looks like this:

Without skipping, it would look like

Can you fix the template so the first parameter doesn't need to be skipped? Sorry if I didn't explain it enough. :\ -- 22:18, October 19, 2010 (UTC) -- 01:50, October 20, 2010 (UTC)
 * hmg genious -- 00:25, October 20, 2010 (UTC)
 * http://img706.imageshack.us/img706/3435/operarussia.png

---
Then flag my bot. -- 19:36, October 20, 2010 (UTC)

Wed45r 00:37, October 23, 2010 (UTC)Wed45r

Can you delete my account since your an admin? Do you know who can?

--thanks

plainlinks
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d0/Opera_O.svg/100px-Opera_O.svg.png

Why doesn't work any more? I still see the external link box when I use it. :( -- 20:01, October 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * -- 20:18, October 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * what the hell? -- 01:52, October 25, 2010 (UTC)
 * That's pimpin', bro. 01:53, October 25, 2010 (UTC)

Times usually on (Infobox_User)
I suggested that a times usually on be added to the infobox user template, and that it automagically adjust to a viewers preferred time zone. You said you would if i were to find the magic word for it, so I did. It's gotta be either time or timel. 23:44, October 27, 2010 (UTC)

Calculator
The Prayer calculator works, but it rounds down. You know how to fix that?

Easier way to merge page history
Special:MergeHistory was enabled here. This allows pages to be merged very easily; all you need to do is type in the name of the page going to be merged, and the page it should be merged into. Cheers, 13:30, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

NamedRef
On Calculators/Gems to bolt tips, there are multiple s with the same text, but NamedRef won't work. Could you use your magical powers to figure out a solution? -- 00:49, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Air battlestaves.
http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/9001-2.png They're over 9000!!! 14:07, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

Glass
This message is for Gaz, who will understand what it means. If you read this message and don't understand what it means, it's because you're a talk page stalker who is not Gaz.


 * 1) Sand
 * 2) Collect: Xp gained for getting the sand (no clue how this works, I'm f2p).
 * 3) Refine: Xp gained for converting to glass.
 * 4) Glass
 * 5) Collect: Same as sand-refine value.
 * 6) Refine: (None, too many possible options)
 * 7) Unpowered Orb
 * 8) Collect: Converting glass to orb.
 * 9) Refine: (None)
 * 10) Air Orb
 * 11) Collect: (None, it's just charging the unpowered orb)
 * 12) Refine: Xp for enchanting orb.
 * 13) Air Battlestaff
 * 14) Collect: Creating a blank battlestaff
 * 15) Refine: Making it an air battlestaff, if that grants additional xp from enchanting the orb.

If there is no value, zero would be used, as to not break the #expr parser. 23:00, November 12, 2010 (UTC)

IRC ban
Selling rs money. -JSBot_- Yes master.  cash gtfo Why?  this isn't a Runescape selling channel  !traceip 213.91.131.3  [IP trace] ?IP?: 213.91.131.3 ?City?: Gabrovo ?Country?: Bulgaria ?State?: Gabrovo (41) ?Post?: n/a ?Continent?: Europe ?TimeZone?: Europe/Sofia ?GMT?: 2 ?Area?: n/a ?DMA?: n/a ?Provider?: GLOBALCOM where can i find a selling rs channel lol  idc  Don't do it here. pff  You will just get banned trying to earn some cash  No one cares. i dont rlly care about getting banned lol  it's against the rules fck the rules lol  Grow up. growing up doesnt mean following the rules idiot  it does. not really  Now do it. only bitches follow the rules afraid from punishment  And only kids don't  So go out. not talking about irl rules i wouldnt lol  I'm talking about Runescape's rules 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p 1m 0.65$ p2p 1m 1.25$ f2p  stfu kid Ban pl0x -- 14:01, November 14, 2010 (UTC)
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Making a Caculator
I'm trying my hand at making a calculator. If you want to check it out or give me any tips, check it out here.

Calc
Can you adjust User:Cook Me Plox/RuneScape Research Project/Hit Accuracy/Template to do the following... if YEA > TED Accuracy = 1-(TED+1)/(2*YEA)

else Accuracy = (YEA-1)/(2*TED)

Danke. 21:08, November 23, 2010 (UTC)

Spam
I haven't spammed you in a month almost. Here's some now, this is what happens when you look up begging on wikipedia: http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/Halpplox.png also the article has these images: http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/450px-Panhandler_ransom.jpg http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/300px-Panhandler.jpg also here's jomo woles http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/800px-Jomo_woles_banner.jpg and him talking about hookers: http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/Jimbo-hooker.jpg this one lady I showed the hooker thing to looked surprised, also, randomly jack sparrow http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/Jack_sparrow.jpg, anyways I'll let Bert wrap this up http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/7a95405e_6a17_66fe.gif. 19:52, December 7, 2010 (UTC) http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/mudkipz.jpg
 * Mudkipz, I liek them. 22:40, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Don't delete what you don't understand
It seems that Joey is at it again requesting things be done to things he doesn't understand. This time he is requesting to merge the various loop templates. I don't know how this advanced stuff works, however I'd bet anything there's some complicated reason why merging the templates like this would cause the world to end. That said, I figured since you tend to understand stuff like this, you could look into it and, if indeed they cannot be merged, close the discussion (there's no reason to leave it open after you've said why it can't be done >_>). Thanks, 06:24, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Log website
http://abstract.cs.washington.edu/~tlin/drops/drops.pl

It records your IP for tracking logs, no account needed 22:41, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

Thank you.
I recently deleted all the context from the page "Zamorak Bummers" and changed the title to "Zamorak Unnecessary page" hoping a mod would see it. =)

RfD
Hi Gareth, can you check the RfD for Template:If Defined please? I want to make sure that it won't break anything important if deleted. 12:51, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Help me!
Hey. Please read this first. Then, I installed IE8. It still doesn't work. How can I get IE6 back? Because Internet Explorer 6 > Internet Explorer 8. 12:58, December 17, 2010 (UTC)
 * Well, it seems fixed now... Thank you, magical Gaz Lloyd! Btw, check this out; the trans costed me two hours. urgh.  15:24, December 17, 2010 (UTC)
 * Wait, not fixed. 15:27, December 17, 2010 (UTC)
 * Using Chrome now. Everything works fine. Hard to figure out how to set Google as my home page though... And very annoying how this browser is Dutch and every English word I write on the wiki is underlined... Big downside: it hasn't got any favourites. Ö  15:44, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

lol
http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/tumblr_l97dieUr771qb5gkjo1_500.jpg 18:39, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday ! Hope your wishes are filled with fun and laughter. Have a great day!

Lots of birthday wishes and gifts,

From The RuneScape Wiki & Rswfan.

Birthday
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 17:53, December 18, 2010 (UTC)

Gaz is a nub.
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/8629/fightcaves.png

10:47, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

:(
Why does Daemonheim look like this? doesn't do anything :( -- 02:02, December 20, 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks! -- 23:47, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

WELCOME!
SINCE YOU WERE NEVER WELCOMED PROPERLY, HERE'S A WELCOME NOTICE FER YOU.

DropsLine
Hey Gaz, I'm not what you changed with the DropsLine template, but there are probably formatting issues seen on like Aquanite or King Black Dragon. Ah, hope you had a merry christmas and have a happy new year! 05:05, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

SeaEssEss
Basic skin specs: The final product looks like this. The CSS I pulled from the page source is at User:Aburnett/NewTheme.css. Cheers- 17:26, December 27, 2010 (UTC)
 * Background: File:Wiki-background (.jpeg here)
 * Background color: #CDA172
 * Button color: #483821
 * Link color: #7F571F
 * Wikia header color: #483821
 * Article background color: #F9ECC3

First meals
http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/bawble.png Per troll tradition. 22:59, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Gazzica!
Hi. I've been writing a calc, found here. After several tests in the sandbox, I've determined that everything in the calc is perfect. One problem: it doesn't work.

Wait, I think I figured it out when messing with the above table (which I later removed).

Oh, never-mind. Still broken.

Wait, think I've got it... again ;).

(9:39 PM, EST) No.

(9:44 PM, EST) I give up. So, as I was going to ask earlier, can you look into it? It appears to be a problem with the following code.

{{#vardefine:D|{{#expr:{{#var:Y}} - {{#var:X}}}}

{{Signatures/Stelercus}} 02:46, December 30, 2010 (UTC)


 * Wow, I actually fixed it. With that said, I moved the calculator to the mainspace (Skill calculators/Runecrafting), I just need to figure out how to make everything round up to the nearest whole number (or down, in some cases). I will have to do that after I get back from vacation, I've got to go pack. {{Signatures/Stelercus}} 14:41, December 30, 2010 (UTC)

Hai
I noticed the Max melee calc was missing Korasi's sword, I assume that since it hit's up to 150% of your melee max that would be 1.5 times, however I still didn't want to mess with it in case I was wrong and I didn't want to mess up the codes, I prefer breaking them with 9001 or other hax numbers, just letting you know kthxbai. 12:56, January 2, 2011 (UTC)
 * Apparently this: http://i747.photobucket.com/albums/xx119/JimtehMage/lolwut-1.png was in pokemon emerald. Inb4 what is this I don't even... 14:11, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

Melee max hit update
Too lazy to specify the bonus of the balmung or just don't now the effect? http://runescape.wikia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMelee_max_hit&diff=3673878&oldid=3673862

If you don't know the effect then remove it from the calculator :p 16:01, January 2, 2011 (UTC)


 * OMG soz -.- 17:19, January 2, 2011 (UTC)

RfD
Can you please delete Template:If defined after making sure that deletion won't break anything? I just closed its RfD today. Thanks, 00:01, January 3, 2011 (UTC)

GWD event
Here's the link RuneScape:Events_Team/Zamorak_GWD - 15:06, January 6, 2011 (UTC)

Hi, long time no see.... from me that is. I just happened to hop on the wiki and saw the events thing.... Gonna try to be on for the Zammy event. BTW I have extremes. Would you like me to bring my BGS or my D claws? So, how have you been? Things are good here. I stay busy with KOTA, Knights of the Abyss, which is the clan I joined a little over a year and a half ago. 18:03, January 7, 2011 (UTC)


 * Ok, new Event. PvM is out of the question, CBF to make it unique and smart. Minigames it is :D
 * Im thinking Castle Wars, seeing as we managed to pull 60 people to a very dangerous area with high reqs to enter, im sure we can fill two decent sized teams at castle wars.
 * We can do this two ways. Either we could fill one cc and just randomly hop into teams, which is less messy as we can just hop in and start hacking away. Or we could have two leaders hosting two separate cc's and we play Go hard or go home style. Tactics, insults, gang bashings, the whole shebang. Its just a bit more annoying with people in the wrong teams, latecomers, non-wikians, stuff like that.
 * Honestly, i really don't mind either way. Gimme a yell on my talkpage if you want to do this event or not and if you do, 1 or 2 cc's? We'll use democracy, screw the wiki and its annoying policies. We want to be fully ready and advertised by next saturday.
 * One more thing, whats happening with the f2p event? I really have no clue what we're doing for that and i'd hoped stelercus did. Or is the Rhq thingy f2p? Stelercus, get back to me on that? - 03:25, January 9, 2011 (UTC)

YG stylesheet
Did you move the CSS to Common or Oasis? Cause now I can't see the colours in my Monobook. 03:06, January 7, 2011 (UTC)

WTF
<span style="color:white; font-size:100px; line-height:100px; text-shadow: 0 1px 0 #ccc, 0 2px 0 #c9c9c9, 0 3px 0 #bbb, 0 4px 0 #b9b9b9, 0 5px 0 #aaa, 0 6px 1px rgba(0,0,0,.1), 0 0 5px rgba(0,0,0,.1), 0 1px 3px rgba(0,0,0,.3), 0 3px 5px rgba(0,0,0,.2), 0 5px 10px rgba(0,0,0,.25), 0 10px 10px rgba(0,0,0,.2), 0 20px 20px rgba(0,0,0,.15);">HOLY SHIT GAZ THIS IS AMAZING http://markdotto.com/playground/3d-text/ -- 14:30, January 8, 2011 (UTC)

Trollface.jpeg
20:14, January 11, 2011 (UTC)

Help with header
I made this new header, but the line breaks doesn't work on any of the other pages (Example: User talk:Tyilo). Why isn't it working? Pl0x fix it with your h4xX0rz 22:27, January 16, 2011 (UTC)


 * Nvm 15:08, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Effigy
I have a 93 Crafting effigy which I need to complete to get 80 Prayer, and world 117 is extremely short on people able to fulfill it. How'd you like 20k Crafting experience after I get up in the morning? -- 10:23, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

Dear Mr. Gareth Lloyd
This post will get a little nostalgic at times, since I am looking back way back at early last year.

You will be elated to discover that the nuisances I give you started long before the not-so-subtle hints that your talk page is too long and requires archiving (speaking of which.... it's time to archive, Gareth!). It started over a year ago, when I gave you your first annoyance. I'd like to draw your attention to Forum:April Fools Joke/archive. Near the top, I commented on the proposal. Of course, this was over a year ago, when my edit count was on the order of 100 something, and when all I knew about the wiki and its customs can fit on an index card. (That also means that my signature is the default (username) style, though it's more or less identical to my current templated signature. I also think that back then, your levels are similar to what mine are now, though I doubt at this time next year mine will be equivalent to your current levels.

Anyways, back on topic. You will notice that your comment resides immediately underneath mine, and that its text starts with (edit conflict). That should go down in history as the first time that I, the transient cold fluid form of the lightest noble gas, managed to inconvenience the high and mighty Gareth Lloyd.

However, observing the time stamps, something perplexes me. Your comment was added a whole 26 minutes after mine. Unless you type that slowly, how is it possible that I could have given you an edit conflict?

The rest of this will be devoted to the long-winded reminiscence of the next few months: I attacked you, you fought back, you won. The end.

But just you wait, I'll get you eventually.

Two questions: 1. Did you actually get the hexcrest after a year of waiting? 2. Do you still think I'm a narb?

Why spam me? I asked that before, but you didn't respond. And no, I don't have OCD. And no, I don't think that was the actual reason.

And your talk page archives are insufficient. User talk:Gaz Lloyd/Archive 1 lacks many sections found on your talk page history.

And... [http://runescape.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Gaz_Lloyd&oldid=2378962#Check_my_work_please? I got into the business of calling you Gareth long ago.]

Anyways, enough of this. I hate digging through the past. I'm not a mole. I can't dig. 00:48, January 20, 2011 (UTC)
 * stfu -- 00:49, January 20, 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh stay out of this, 3i+1. Don't even get me started looking into the long conversations we had last year. The invariably resulted in you being either a) crazy, b) a seven eyed monster, c) a laser-firing bigmouth, or d) all of the above. 00:54, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

[8:07pm] Gaz: http://runescape.wikia.com/index.php?title=User_talk:Gaz_Lloyd&s=wldiff&diff=0&oldid=3764835 [8:07pm] Gaz: tl;dr [8:11pm] Gaz is now known as tl-dr. -- 01:15, January 20, 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh, but Mr. Gareth, you're responsible for your own talk page archives. You have until December 21, 2012 to update your archives to be compliant with RS:DDD, because after that there will be nothing to archive anyways. 02:43, January 20, 2011 (UTC)
 * I couldn't actually find anything missing... I suppose I must have been imagining things... Odd... 01:28, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

halp pl0x
Do you know what is going on here? 12:28, January 20, 2011 (UTC)

Schedule
here is the beta i wrote up:

-SCHEDULE- This Copy is a beta version and will be sent out to the leaders of the clans chats and fan sites participating. Title of Event: Winter Chill Date: Saturday, February 12th Event Start Time (forum time): 6pm-End World: TBD (Free World) Attire: 'winter' themed clothing, possibly santa clothing and/or blue and white clothing

Meeting up: Draynor Market Time: 5:45-6:00 What will occur?: people will meet up and chat, preparing for the event to come. great time to meet new people and get their outfits ready.

Walk and Duel: Draynot Market-> Duel Arena Time: 6:00-6:30 What will occur?: People will duel each other in their outfits. If people do not wish to take part due to combat constraints there are places to watch the duels.

Costume Contest: Duel Arena-> Varrock Palace top floor Time: 6:30-7:00 What will occur?: People will meet up and line up. Judges will be one of the leaders from the sites/cc's that are present. Note: No one is obligated to be a judge. The costumes will be judged on creativity, not value. Once a winner is chosen, they will be the leaders to the next event.

Battle!: Palace top floor-> Clan Wars Time: 7:00-7:45or8:00 What will occur?: First, there will be a quick stop at the Varrock east bank to gear up. Then the winner from the costume contest will lead the group to clan ware. People will join a cc (I will create two generic accounts that will be used or we can use existing cc's) Then, the clans will then battle it out until everyone is satisfied. Note: If Clan Wars is moved with the free trade and wilderness update the event schedule will be changed

Time to Chill: Clan Wars-> Jolly Boar Inn Time: 7:45or8:00- End of event What will occur?: After a fun game of clan wars, the teams will talk to the Jolly Boar Inn (west of lumberyard) and relax chatting with other people. This will be the final stage of the event.

Possibility for event Depending on the amount of people at the event, a game of stealing creation may be played either after or instead of the clan wars. This may be discussed.

Please ask any questions you have, i will be availiable in game (CHLPPY) or on skype. My skype name is 'burntsoop'. Thank you for showing interest in the event ahead. -chippy

22:10, January 21, 2011 (UTC)


 * Schedule moved to RuneScape:Events Team/Winter Chill (F2P - 12 Feb 2011), discussion to RuneScape talk:Events Team/Winter Chill (F2P - 12 Feb 2011) . 22:42, January 21, 2011 (UTC)

Non registered user problem
Hi, I saw some really offensive language on this page that a wiki contributor left here.

Could you plz check it out?

http://runescape.wikia.com/index.php?title=Emotes&diff=prev&oldid=3802943

Private paste
its supposed to be private, not accessible to everyone through a link... On stelercus's page anyone can read it you silly noob >_> Cook, has deleted the revision. - 11:09, January 26, 2011 (UTC)
 * Were you being serious when you said that i was being offensive with "silly noob" :/ itend to call lots of people that... - 05:06, January 28, 2011 (UTC)
 * mumblegrummblegonnakeelyouincastlewarsmummblegrummble* Yeah I get it, just making sure...

Also, L2Archive kthx. - 17:42, January 28, 2011 (UTC)

Logo uploading
I have an idea for the runescape wiki logo, I'd love to use my editing skills to make the wiki more special. If you don't like it and you have any ideas please let me know and I can try my best to make it.

http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/6669/rswikieglinton.png

ッChrisッ♫ Talk ♫ 19:24, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

Question
If you want somebody to help around and design themes, you can ask me, I'm an expert with editing, here is some of my work.

MMM wiki

Sploder wiki

I'm not mentioning others.

ッChrisッ♫ Talk ♫ 19:46, February 6, 2011 (UTC)

Re:Psssssssst
Sorry about that! Didn't notice... 13:59, February 9, 2011 (UTC)

ATTENTION DUELISTS GAZ!
His hair wants you to watch this video 20:47, February 9, 2011 (UTC)
 * That one ray guy who says plox to skills with over 9000 people with 99 said you need to make more calculators for me to break. Ploxxorz <3? 18:58, February 14, 2011 (UTC)

Help
Work your magic please. 03:06, February 10, 2011 (UTC)
 * Here too. 03:13, February 10, 2011 (UTC)  Evil said he'd take care of this.
 * Oh, and rubber stamp this before I go find a bot. Thanks, 03:22, February 10, 2011 (UTC)
 * I see you did the task I asked Ajrabbitz for help with. Are the drop logs difficult to sort out? I could always ask someone else for help. 205.222.248.104 17:54, February 10, 2011 (UTC)

New Event proposal
I think we've been lacking in f2p events so ive been trying to think up a few. After seeing the wikifest thread i started thinking of a few of the unique events we ran during previous wikifests. The one that came to mind, due to simplicity but still being enjoyable was F2P Hide n Seek.

A few thoughts:
 * Start in varrock because its a very central area?
 * Have several hiders at the same time? (Mebbe 2-3)
 * Some basic prizes?
 * Multiple worlds depending on how many people are present on the day?
 * Runner sign-ups before hand so we have a list of people that are keen on the day?
 * 1-10mins no clue, 10-15 mins clue#1, 15-20 mins clue#2, 20mins give up and send out another hider?
 * Allow/disallow teleports by hiders/seekers?
 * Limit the hiding area to a certain region?

Bull/Fergie have both agreed that its fine. Just thought i should '''run it past everyone before i go ahead, seeing as we are a team... >_>'''

Get me back on my talkpage with a Y/N and any suggestions/comments/questions you have. - 08:21, February 11, 2011 (UTC)

RE: Calculator script improvements
Those look like excellent improvements. I've actually been drafting up a new calculator spec thats currently at User:Quarenon/Scripts/DynamicForms. It hasn't been worked on in awhile though, I was running into some problems with it and decided to put it on the back-burner, but I've looked through the YG thread about the fansite improvements and it looks like we really need some upgrades on the calculators!

Most of your ideas should be easily doable especially with the system I drafted up. This system would let you replace the entire form along with the result, which can be used to have certain fields disable themselves based on another field. There would just need to be support for automatically submitting after one of the fields is changed.

I think it might be good to open my page for anyone to edit so we can get together all the ideas into one page, and I'll find my code and start working on it again. --Quarenon 06:05, February 17, 2011 (UTC)

Perm bans
Actually, for every single consensus on permanent banning, I have made the expiration date last one year. There are at least 20 active year-blocks right now, and plenty of others that have been unblocked after a year and have been no trouble to us afterward. If I permbanned every single one of them, we'd be close to out of room by now. If, after a year, the user comes back into the CC and starts rulebreaking once again, I immediately year-ban the person again. 14:06, February 20, 2011 (UTC)

Cabbage!
Cabbage! =D -- 13:08, February 22, 2011 (UTC)

Checkuser Log
This is just a cordial reminder that you should log any checkuser actions after running a checkuser on an account. The log is found here. Furthermore, please do not list any actions against IP addresses, since the usual method of checkusering an IP from a previous account checkuser makes it exceedingly easy to guess what some users' IP addresses are. (This is not a response to any of your actions; all five checkusers have gotten/will get this message). 23:22, February 26, 2011 (UTC)
 * Check the history of the checkuser log page. 3i+1 added a bunch of IP checkusers to the page (I asked for it to be revision deleted, so go look before the IP's disappear). 03:00, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * Hence: ^ the reminder. 03:03, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * "user - The user being checked. Either a username or an IP address, depending on the choice in type."
 * IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT NOOB -- 13:31, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

It nu work
Carrion jadinko/Data has an unexpected error. The rest are great though. (: 18:00, February 27, 2011 (UTC)

What I couldn't find yesterday
I did find today 16:11, March 3, 2011 (UTC)

Magic Max Hit Calc
Hey, just so you know, the max magic hit calculator doesn't work 100% correctly. It's not accounting for the Hexcrest/Full Slayer Helmet.

Magikarp
Magikarp now has userboxes of epicness. 23:05, March 5, 2011 (UTC)


 * I liek mudkipz. 01:00, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

wtfbbqsaus
fix pl0x kthxbai 01:00, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Re:
16 points and level 97. It said something along 650k gp.95.34.175.206 17:53, March 16, 2011 (UTC)

Hai
I voted for you 03:25, March 22, 2011 (UTC)

IRC help would be very nice
[14:27] -stross.freenode.net- *** Looking up your hostname... [14:27] -stross.freenode.net- *** Checking Ident [14:27] -stross.freenode.net- *** No Ident response [14:27] -stross.freenode.net- *** Couldn't look up your hostname [14:27] == Joelthefrog1 Nick/channel is temporarily unavailable Can you offer any ideas/help/advice/anything at all? I've refreshed/purged the page, nothing doing.

Template:Ntsh
It doesn't seem to work with negatives and positives (Example:Calculators/Potions) 20:19, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

Lol
An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter. As he's drinking one drink and the green man is drinking the other, an Englishman down the bar who has had a few too many drinks says "Hey, what's that little green thing down there?" The green man runs down the bar gives the Englishman a raspberry, "SPLBLBLBLT!," right in the face and runs back to the Irishman. The Englishman mops himself off and says to the Irishman, "Hey, what is that thing, anyway?" The Irishman replies, "Have some respect. He's a leprechaun." "Oh, all right." the Englishman says sullenly. They all go back to drinking beer. An hour or so later, the Englishman is really plastered. "Boy, that leprechaun sure is an ugly little bastard!" he says. The leprechaun runs down the bar and gives the Englishman a raspberry again- SPLBLBLBLBT! This time the Englishman is really mad! "Tell that leprechaun that if he does that again I'll cut his dick off!" he shouts. "You can't do that" says the Irishman. "Leprechauns don't have dicks." "How do they pee, then?" asks the Englishman. "They don't," says the Irishman. "They go SPLBLBLBLBT." -- 23:49, March 27, 2011 (UTC)

April Fools
Ok, Degen is taking care of the rest but i need to run this stuff by you first. Mainly because i know absolutely nothing about it ^_^

1. Could you go change the css to allow MediaWiki:Tagline to be seen?

2. Here is the code Joey handed me to add a fake download to the bottom of the page. But it may get quite annoying because the "cancel" button takes you to Cabbage... Could you put in a way to "hide" it? Maybe change what the "cancel" button does or add a small "close" button at the top?

<pre style="white-space:pre-wrap;"> //April fools' joke. Only use this script on April 1st. //This script shows a message "File:RunescapePASSKeylogger_V3.9.Model-Wiki32[84]" is downloading, with a progress bar below. //It links to Cabbage as cancel button

if ( wgNamespaceNumber == 0 && wgPageName != "Cabbage" ) { addOnloadHook( addToolbarLinks ); } var ToolbarLinksLoad = true; // prevent duplication function addToolbarLinks { $('<ul id="WikiaNotifications" style="position:fixed;left:150px;bottom:30px;z-index:9001;margin:0;"><li style="padding:4px 4px 0;"><div style="border-radius:4px;-moz-border-radius: 4px;-box-shadow:0 0 5px black;-moz-box-shadow: 0 0 5px black;margin:0;padding: 10px 20px;position: relative;white-space:nowrap;max-width:none;color:#000;background-color:#FFF;background-image:-webkit-gradient(linear, 0% 0%, 0% 100%, color-stop(35%, #FFF), color-stop(65%, #CCC));background-image:-moz-linear-gradient(top, #FFF 35%, #CCC 65%);">Downloading File:RunescapePASSKeylogger_V3.9.Model-Wiki32[84] Progress: <img src="http://i.imgur.com/n5fBX.gif" style="cursor:auto;float:none;background-image:url(http://i.imgur.com/9qt2V.gif);"/><form action="/Cabbage" style="display:inline;"><input type="submit" value="Cancel download" class="link" style="background-color:transparent;background-image:none;border:none;color:black;display:inline;float:right;height:15px;margin-top:3px;line-height:1.3;padding:0"/> </a> </li></ul>').appendTo('ul.tools'); }

3. Here is the code which adds trollface to mainspace pages and makes all users a green hilite. <pre style="white-space:pre-wrap;"> /* April fools' joke. Adds trollface to the right-bottom corner of the screen */ /* Should only be used on April fools'. */

body:after {content:url(http://img827.imageshack.us/img827/4903/trolladmin.png);position:fixed;z-index:9001;bottom:-3px;right:0px;}

input.link:hover {text-decoration:underline;}

/* April fools' joke. Hilites all users with an admin hilite */

a[href^="/wiki/User:"] {color:#2C0 !important;} a.new[href^="/wiki/User:"] {color:#C20 !important;}

Maybe there needs to be a way to remove trollface? Or make it smaller? Either way it can get annoying and obstruct stuff. The Hilite code should be fine to plug straight in. So yeah, if you could have a look through this and maybe tweak a few things? - 09:07, March 30, 2011 (UTC)
 * Im leaving the logo alone and hoping someone else has plans for it this year. YOu guys seem to dislike my Bieber-scape idea T_T. I wanted to make [[File:Favicon.ico]] your trollface admin image but its just too detailed to work when its that small. Maybe we could use cabbage again or something... - 09:12, March 30, 2011 (UTC)

Fight pits
Hey Gaz, fight pits was fun, and you sure put up a good fight! And yes we were planning to kill you first, along with Wingcap, panjy, and me...here is the proof that i planned this, and Panjy telling on us! http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/4355/planxq.png HEHE -- 21:23, April 9, 2011 (UTC)

Re:Template:Signatures/Adam Savage recent change
Why are people allowed to have Player mod or Forum mod crowns in their siggy, but not Jagex mod crowns?

Its still a modship, so why delete my crown? :(

OMG GAZ
Y U NO ARCHIVE YO TALK

Probably because I posted on it, right?

Ofc.

HEY SO I HAVE A FANTASTIC IDEA FOR HOW TO MAKE YOUR USERPAGE THE BEST ONE EVAR

K HERE'S WHAT YOU DO

1. Delete everything

2. Insert shrine of Jill

3. Admire

4. ???

5. Profit

00:48, April 12, 2011 (UTC)

Rank
Dear Mr. Gareth, Psycho Robot has joined the clan. I made him a general for the time being. When you get a chance, please kindly upgrade him to admin. Thanks. 02:22, April 16, 2011 (UTC)

Re:13th April edit to my sig.
Honestly, I think that it was unnecessary for you to post "l2code" when you edited my signature.

http://runescape.wikia.com/index.php?title=Template:Signatures/Adam_Savage&diff=next&oldid=4141865 <==

I know that I am not an administrator, but I do ask that you refrain from rude comments on edits like that in the future.