Zeke

Zeke is the owner of Zeke's Superior Scimitars in Al Kharid. He sells all scimitars up to mithril and will joke about dragon ones. Zeke's Superior Scimitars is the specialty shop for scimitars. Below is the conversation players will go through when asking Zeke about a Dragon Scimitar. This is humorous because during Monkey Madness, (the quest needed to wield the Dragon Scimitar) the player actually has to pose as a monkey's uncle. After completing Monkey Madness, Zeke will tell players: "Seriously, you'll be a monkey's uncle before you'll ever hold a dragon scimitar." the player will respond to this saying: "Hmmm, funny you should say that..."

Trivia
Before his graphic update, Zeke used to wear robes of Zamorak.