Wet 'n' Wildy

Wet 'n' Wildy is a FAKE RuneScape theme park Jagex have stated to be under construction near their UK office. It is part of the 2010 April Fools event, and its plans were released to players in the RuneScape Theme Park – COMING SOON! update.

Facilities

 * Platelegs and Plateskirts
 * Toilets for men, women and other gender-specific races


 * Photo Booth
 * Immortalise your face in a photo


 * First Aid
 * Gain life points at these convenient stations.


 * Car Parking Zones
 * SARADOMIN Station, GUTHIX garage, ZAMORAK zone


 * Missing My Mummy
 * Lost a parent? Make your way to one of these kiosks

Divisions
The park is divided into 3 main areas, which contain most of the rides and attractions.

Funbridge

 * Play on words of: Lumbridge

 Ape Paytoll Pay our monkey doormen and make your way into the park. Entranan monks are on hand to remove any weapon. Emmental Workshop Know that edam is made backwards? Find out how other cheeses are manufactured and then churn your own cheese shield. Wyson's Whack-a-Mole Grab a granite maul and whack the moles before they whack you! Prizes include an inflatable skillcape of strength. Chaos Elemental's 13D Cinema You've seen films in 2D and 3D, now experience them in all 13 dimensions! View five alternate endings at the same time. The Makeover Mage's facepaint stall Fun faces for all the family! Turn your little girl into a bearded man, or your grandma into a newborn baby. 

Wildyness

 * Play on words of: Wilderness

Teacups and Sorcerers Feel the wind surge around your face as you take a spin in the teacups. You might even feel your bones turning to peaches. Baxtorian Faaaaaalls! A loG [sic] flume with extra «aaaaa». Maths tells us that this ride is nine times more exciting than the real Baxtorian Falls. All-you-can-eat Cabbage buffet Hungry? You won't be after an all-you-can-eat cabbage buffet. Who thought that one life point could taste so good?</li> Bigger Top Bonanza Heckle circus acts and demand they juggle eggs, throw-knives at gnomes and levitate orcs. Foam hands supplied.</li> </ol>

Merrytania

 * Play on words of: Morytania

The Rune-away Minecarts Hop into these rickety coasters and exit with a kelda-grin on your face! Dwarves must be at least five feet to enter. Gnomecopter Tours See RuneScape Wet 'n' Wildy from your very own gnomecopter. Gnome cocktails available on request. The Culinaromancer's Kitchen Get the satisfaction of a meal well-earned, where every dish is guaranteed to put up a fight. A meal eaten is a meal beaten. Pirates of Mos Le'Harmless This live-action display involves music, romance, zombies and free 'rum' for all. Starring Jonny Dead and Kiera Bitely. </ol>

Trivia

 * In the center of the map is the Stone of Jas, made to look like the Epcot "Spaceship Earth" attraction that is the centerpiece of the park.
 * The parking zones icons and colours are from the three major gods.
 * The name Wet "n" Wildy is a refrence to a water park in Florida, North Carolina and North Tyneside, UK which is called Wet "n" Wild
 * 'Merrytania', 'Funbridge' and 'Wildyness' are based on the in-game Morytania, Lumbridge and Wilderness.
 * At the cabbage restaurant information section, they mention that cabbages heal one life point. They however heal 10 life points, but 1 hitpoint.
 * The hat above the 'Teacups and Sorcerers' ride is based on the Mickey Mouse Fantasia hat at Hollywood Studios.
 * The map of Wet "n" Wildy looks like the map of Magic Kingdom in Orlando.
 * In the URL for the Dev Blog, it says it is an April Fools Joke.
 * It is stated in the Dev Blog that the Theme Park will open in the 5th quarter of 2010.