User talk:Chessmaster

trololololol first post
Some hows you got on muh guestbook, so heres bukkit. http://i873.photobucket.com/albums/ab300/Murderlog1st/bukkit.jpg 10:23, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

Re:Happy Birthday!!!
Many thanks for the birthday wishes. :-) Cannot wait to book my ticket for RuneFest. It's as if Jagex staff came to work on a Saturday just to announce that as my birthday present. :-D 20:17, April 24, 2010 (UTC)

RuneScape Wiki Family Photo!
(may cause lag)

http://i611.photobucket.com/albums/tt192/ssswizmig/1FamilyPhoto.png 18:05, April 29, 2010 (UTC)

ty chess. Thanks for co-operatings :) 18:26, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
 * nub i own u 18:15, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * No narb i pk u in ur stoofs 18:28, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh yeh, well I can pwn u with worser stuffs 18:37, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * You is a lie 18:41, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * You're sooo sad. You're a prime example of this. 18:47, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * 18:51, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * How about no 19:02, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * WHAT IF I GET MY DAMNED BRONZE SET OUT AND PK U 19:11, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * you enchancted easter carrot is just an easter carrot soaked in wee 20:36, April 30, 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh yeh, well turkey sux 12:58, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
 * nub im azn 14:48, May 1, 2010 (UTC)
 * You have insulted the holy order of the Asians. Time to get the Asian Council onto your ass. 10:18, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
 * You better be! 14:33, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
 * SPAM-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)-- 14:58, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
 * how about no? 15:04, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
 * lolwut SwizTalk
 * cauz u failz 15:20, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
 * You fail NuBerke 15:25, May 3, 2010 (UTC)
 * Nice stats nub 15:34, May 3, 2010 (UTC)

RE:Image Redirects
For exparamental purposes, be bold and upload an image. I will move it and see if it works with redirects, then delete it. 00:19, May 2, 2010 (UTC)
 * Weird glitch changed the page I was on, so it logged me off. I am going to take the opptertunity to switch browsers. Can you tell Swiz and Ruud that? Cya in a bit. 12:21, May 2, 2010 (UTC)

Signature
Hey, it's atomicmedic, AKA Medic Zombie in game.

You said you could make me a signature, I'm not really fussed about it, I don't want anything fancy.

Prehaps with a nurse hat http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/File:Nurse_hat.png on one side of my name and something zombie related to the other.

For colour I would prefer green or red.

Thanks!

Re:Your sig
Now, thát, I did not expect. I removed File:Guthix logo.svg. Sorry, Guthix, I'll stick with Zaros and Bandos. Even though I worship Zaros, Seren and you and defeated Bandos... 13:26, May 4, 2010 (UTC)


 * Guess it's OK if he can hack the rules...   15:50, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * How about banning Chessmaster the BIGGER n00b from the wiki? >=D  15:58, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * Is that a 'Sure, I agree. You can even have my popular status, editcount, etc.'? If so: You're a trout. If not: You're a Bouldabass.  16:03, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh, ya Bouldabass! You're like... Niles! 16:20, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * Why are we doing this again...?! 16:27, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * It was on the first page of the (Dutch) Google images. I searched for... "lol"!  16:35, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * Did you make that with Paint? Submit it to Jagex, so the mods can laugh at something else than each other getting hits of 22 by Brutes (which they do, as seen in the live Dungeoneering FAQ ). 16:40, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * You ruin everything... 16:44, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * You could... marry some people. I heard you are engaged with Servant (ScapeRune) and Princess Astrid... 16:50, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * Touché. Can't help loving them. *swifts fist at Jagex* 16:54, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * Like this "conversation" un-n00bifies you, but you don't hear me naggin'... 16:59, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * I changed the crates, so you áre a n00b! 17:03, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * HA! That's a diversion! I knew you switched the crates before we went off because you knew I would switch the crates, unn00bing you myself. But I switched while you blinked so you're a n00b again! BWAHAHAHA! BY THE POWER OF CUSTARD!!! 17:10, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * Err... wabbelooh? 17:15, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * Dehytrated monosodium glutamate? (wait, wait... what?) 17:21, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * I"M NOT FAT!  17:24, May 4, 2010 (UTC)
 * You don't want me to call you Hermie... Ask Evil Yanks... >=) 06:30, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * Thanks, Heim Crab! 1,001 looks even better. No... wait, it doesn't... EVIL ZAMORAKIAN! 20:06, May 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * I'll call Necrovarus! He'll blow you to the Eastern Lands! Without the unlocking of music tracks...! And only glitchy grey hills... Or... he will lay an egg.  06:20, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hahaha, my balanced plan worked! (or... he laid an egg) 15:34, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Necrovarus is a he. Might be a chicken though... and gratz on you 3002 edits... for now... 17:33, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Cluck. Uh-oh... 17:41, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * I think Í've laid an egg........... !!! 19:16, May 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yarly. It's pretty large-ish... 15:14, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * I'm not going to tell you what just cracked, but... I think I'm a mother father now... is that... an Otherworldy Being? It's rather large... ... ... ish... 15:17, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * Who said that? I've got icicles on my living beard and my head's smoking and I'm holding a Cleaver... FSWE1 SMASH! 15:22, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * I've got nothing more to say. My Arm ate my arm. Then my other arm ate My Arm. And then, I laid another egg. 15:27, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * That, or I'm a gnome. Moo. Wait... that's not a gnome, but a frog. Oops! 15:38, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * Nope. Vote here. 16:04, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * Milk. 16:15, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yuckee. 16:25, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * Plumber. 16:44, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * It reminds me of you. And eggs. 17:13, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * Ever read those quotes? 17:41, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * These quotes. 17:54, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * I keep adding new ones. Two more things: Bye, c ya tomorrow and... what the heck is this """""""conversation""""""" about?  18:21, May 7, 2010 (UTC)
 * And eggs. 06:14, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * Shhhh! Not in front of my children... Uh-oh! I think I've laid something again... Curse you, Necrovarus! 10:32, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * Guess what...  11:13, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * No. I ate a cookie. By the way, please write spiralwise (like me here), as my talk page gets too wide... 11:20, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.  11:25, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * That's 'sdrawkcab daer spam s'tahT' read backwards. 07:00, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * !ylraY 09:53, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * LOL! .'wirting' etorw uoY 10:52, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * (CTU) 0102 ,9 yaM ,54:11 .hazzuh syas eM
 * You seem okay.  11:51, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * I never actually said it, but I guess that's the reason for the new graphics for ogres, Fremmies, dragons, trolls and dwarf chatheads. 14:50, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * Ooh, and fairies. Because A Fairy Tale Part III is going to be released tomorrow.  14:58, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * But... if you break your teeth, they can't get into the pet rock, righ-- z0mG! You demonic mind! COOKING A PET ROCK?! That's sick... Oh, wait. I did that in The Fremennik Trials. Uhm...  15:24, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh, Lally... Do you have a favourite article on the wiki? 16:14, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * O_o 16:25, May 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * «It's okay, pagey, the evil Chessguy is gone.» (you liked it didn't you, nubnub?) 12:57, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * Because... you're nice? (the pictures may be pointless, but the always has a point!)  14:12, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * I just LAE'd. 15:04, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * I laid an egg.  15:19, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * 15:50, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * Seeing that we are loco, nuts, lost what sense we had, disoriented, psychos, etc. (well, me) perhaps we should quit this thingy so I can archive my talk page? No? OK! 16:32, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * You must pay n00btax. I'd be rich if I'd collect it, but I also have to pay a lot. Wonder who earns the money... 16:42, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * Can I borrow a Christmas Cracker. Borrow, not steal. Borrow. Borrow, you lend it. I will not steal it. My Thieving level is 67 -34.837. Borrow. 17:32, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hiscore comparison. I pwn! 17:42, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * You actually did it? Cool...  17:54, May 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * Me.... yow! 12:39, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
 * WOOF! I give you ½ coin for supporting on Stomp.  14:23, May 12, 2010 (UTC)

LOLOLOL. You know, something, a little light in my head, makes me think that this whole pile of nunsense isn't about my beautiful signature anymore. Just a feeling.
 * Examine I shall call him: Mini Sig.  17:46, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
 * Neither do I, high five! Though I assume that you've examined moles or pigs, right? Don't click here. 17:59, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
 * Too bad. My Crafting: 57. Smithing: 60. Construction: 63. Magic: 67. Don't click here, n00b.  18:03, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
 * bettah than yours 18:23, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
 * u nubnub, me goblin. da goblin laid da egg 18:33, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
 * You always hurt me.   18:41, May 12, 2010 (UTC)
 * That's humour. URGH! That is egg-laying... how do those blasted chickens do it? No offense intended.  06:45, May 13, 2010 (UTC)
 * Hey... you're an admin, right? And they can retrieve deleted pages and files, right? I understand that the old chathead image of the Zanaris ork is deleted, right? Could you retrieve it for the Graphical Improvements article, please, right now?  10:10, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * Then ask someone else! I'm waiting until images of Tanglefoottii, the Zanaris Choir, Fairy Fixit and the Godfather and his bodyguards are uploaded.    12:02, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * Parce que tu es moche et je ne veux pas être ringard, comme toi.  12:08, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Re:Duplicate image
I apologize, I initially uploaded the first one thinking it had no fish in it, when it did. So I uploaded the second one so everyone would know the image had fish in it. I will fix the first one in a few minutes. Again, sorry for the confusion.

Signature
Dude, what's up with your signature? This user wasn't exactly welcomed by "Hi,

I'm busy with 99 fletching at the moment. Current level is 94, 500k exp till 95". Please change it. Thanks  10:24, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Meh
Maybe. This might just be a blip. 15:37, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

Thanks
Heh, thanks for moving the current reports to the top on the CVU. I forgot to do that. I really don't like it when people can't read and report people after one edit. Ajraddatz Talk 18:05, May 6, 2010 (UTC)

RE: The Secret
I found this discussion in Quarenon's talk, and it make me lost the game. That image is called QR Code, if you have used an Android or BlackBerry phone you might have seen it. Also it's popular in Japan. QR Code is a way to share text, link, contacts and more. I used Barcode scanner application on Android (Free, in market) to scan that image (no, you don't have to download the image, the application can read it from your screen) and the text inside is "The Game". Now try to scan this image by Manyman!! 11:51, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

PS. don't forgot to announce your lost somewhere !!



New name?
Amg you should change your display name to Berkerker@@  Swiz  Talk 14:39, May 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * Berserker<Berkerker 18:48, May 8, 2010 (UTC)

LOL!!!
Dude you have a very interesting and amazing talk page! LOL!!! it is epic XD

Re: Re: LOL!!!!
I like the 1st, second, and 6th posts. :D


 * Why, thank you. I do my best to be an idiot.  18:28, May 10, 2010 (UTC)

SD?
Why are you adding the SD template to inventory sprites, which look the same no matter the detail level you're in? o_O Christine 15:48, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

That might have been me, I was adding transparency and got a bit carried away. Ziggy 94 15:54, May 14, 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh you're right - my bad. Christine 15:56, May 14, 2010 (UTC)

Fractite gauntlets
You asked me to make an image of Fractite gauntlets transparent. Which one, as they both seem transparent.

P.S. Bukkit spam, Gobble pwns. 16:56, May 15, 2010 (UTC)


 * I'll make File:New Zanaris choir.png transparent tomorrow (as it has 4xAA) and perhaps you could help me. File:Baby Tanglefoot new.png needs a cleanup. 19:15, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * You're terrible anyway, nubbie.  19:18, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * * kills self* Evil Yanks is an admin, right? I could ask him for the ork!   19:30, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * Btw, check the tanglefoot.  19:33, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * Indeed (ya forgot to sign ), nominate it for FIMG and do what Calebchiam couldn't. (I cannot, I already have two open nominations)  19:44, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * Just saw that. -.- Do it anyway, as your last nomination was a while ago and mine... an hour or so.  19:47, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * You could read LordDarkPhantom's explanation on my talk, but it's always the same: erase a line around the 'focus', then make the background transparent by selecting it with a magic wand and erasing it. The selecting shouldn't be too hard if it's all white, but make sure no pixels are selected from the 'focus'. 19:56, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * Are you sure it's not white and grey squares? If not, just upload the image (and tell me what image) with a white background and I'll look at it. Quickly please, because I had to go to Mr. Bed more than an hour ago. 20:04, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * OK. Good enough for now, I'll do something tomorrow. Good night! (nominate rc guild...! :P) 20:11, May 15, 2010 (UTC)
 * I see that you fixed it. Well done! 06:27, May 16, 2010 (UTC)
 * Suspicious outsider detail.png Yes, I know what that means... 11:18, May 16, 2010 (UTC)

sure
done, there a section open to you to use, enjoy =) -- 20:52, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

Oops
I added a transparency image to the same image (http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/File:Fractite_full_helm_worn.png) as you. I'll leave you up do decide which image to keep 20:55, May 15, 2010 (UTC)

University of Lumbridge: Teacher Application
Neutral Your application has been approved. You may add the userbox to your page, and your name is to be added to the list. Thanks. 22:06, May 15, 2010 (UTC)