Uri

Uri Molotov is an NPC encountered during the successful completion of most emote clues, he will award the player a Scroll Box or Casket, along with a humorous quote.

Quotes

 * "Once, I was a poor man, but then I found a party hat."
 * "There were three goblins in a bar, which one left first?"
 * "Would you like to buy a pewter spoon?"
 * "In the end, only the three-legged survive."
 * "I heard that the tall man fears only strong winds."
 * "In Canifis the men are known for eating much spam."
 * "I am the egg man, are you one of the egg men?"
 * "The sudden appearance of a deaf squirrel is most puzzling, Comrade."
 * "I believe that it is very rainy in Varrock."
 * "The slowest of fishermen catch the swiftest of fish."
 * "It is quite easy being green."
 * "Don't forget to find the jade monkey."
 * "I do not believe we have any business, Comrade" - The only thing he will say to a player when they are not wearing the correct items or it is not their trail.

Note: These quotes are not clues, just a random 'code' quote, to make him seem more like a secret agent. They don't mean anything and do not affect your trail.

Trivia

 * His name is likely a reference to any number of KGB agents, who would have been Russian, and, like other Soviets, would have referred to each other as "comrade".
 * His last name "Molotov" is a reference to the Molotov Cocktail. "Shaken, not stirred," is a James Bond reference.
 * His phrase concerning being green is a reference to Kermit the Frog's phrase: "It's not easy being green".
 * His phrase about the jade monkey may be a reference to Mr. Burns from The Simpsons saying the exact same quote.