Postie Pete



Postie Pete is a non-player character who consists of a skull. He is RuneScape ' s only known postman. He delivers all of the Postbag from the Hedge letters to their destinations, and ventures into whatever dangerous places he must to get there - although he can never be seen to do this in-game, preferring instead to pop up around Castle Wars, the Party Room, Keldagrim, Varrock palace library, north of Port Phasmatys near Pirate Pete on the dock, and the Ardougne Zoo. A Postbag from the Hedge confirmed the existence of his two brothers, Party Pete and Pirate Pete.

He can speak over 1000 languages including Wyvern, and usually tells a rather weak joke. According to Baba Yaga, Postie Pete's Crafting level is 1. However, this is debateable as in a letter's response, he completed the Lost City quest, which requires level 31 Crafting.

Before leaving the place he has spawned he usually says, "Well, I should be heading off", a reference to his lack of torso.

Postie Pete's Joke
The joke: "Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other 'Smells like fish.'"

The meaning: A perch is a type of fish.

Confirmed Locations


Postie Pete can be found at the following locations:
 * Castle Wars lobby
 * Party Pete's Party Hall
 * Near Pirate Pete at Port Phasmatys
 * Ardougne Zoo
 * Varrock Palace Library
 * Falador East Bank
 * The Laughing Miner, a bar in east Keldagrim
 * Bandit Camp (Wilderness)
 * The Ardougne Church
 * Ice Mountain
 * Phantuwti Fanstuwi Farsight's house in Seers' village

Interaction With Players
Postie Pete will stop and talk with players if they speak with him. What he says depends on the location they encounter him at.

If a player tries to speak to him as he is leaving, they will receive a message that says, "Postie Pete is preparing to teleport somewhere else, distracting him could have some terrible side effects."