User talk:Joeytje50

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Caek

 * nomz da caek*

Joey feeshee iz rly sick right nao. teh chat is nub and not werking and dad is nub and no let on so no be on for bits until gets better. I unno when I be better but really really sick. Like started as sore throat n stuff but now it's really high heart rate like 2x what it's supposed to be at resting and lots and lots of chest pain and stuffs. Feeshee in lots of pain n stuff n can't even taste teh caek. I want teh caek but no use if no taste cuz sick. Cousin also won't leave alone cuz he nub n faking sick and is staying home with me. Dad won't even let me go to school cuz so sick. :c. Loves you Joeybro~ 17:56, May 22, 2012 (UTC)

World times
hey i have been trying to copy Template:World times ad this is tis is what i got http://animationcentral.wikia.com/wiki/Animation_Central_Wiki 20:30, May 22, 2012 (UTC)

^wth is the chat module doing there?
Hey Joey. Don't suppose you know the new MediaWiki page that lets us have a link to the rules in the chat module? If you want I can check that list thing for you if it's taking too long to load, I just need to know what to look for. 00:23, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

Re:Feedbackz
Hai Joey. If you have feedback, leave it on my talk page here, kay? Thanks you very muchly. :D

Where And  is a   element.
 * "add a permanent link to the list of links" lolwut? From your syntax, I assume you meant "add a permanent link to the current revision" or something like that. If so, done.

so you don't try and link to a revision of a special page etc.,  so that you don't try to link to the current revision when you're viewing the history etc., because linking to the current revision (which you aren't viewing) would be weird, and   so you don't get a link to the current revision when you're already viewing one. At the moment I just have the button appended to the body because I don't a better place to put it. I'll probably end up putting it in the global header once I've figured out how I'm going to structure the header.
 * I am aware that there's no form of account navigation. At the moment I can't figure out the best way to do it. I want to incorporate it into the global header more than just having a hover drop-down menu, but in case you couldn't tell, I've kind of put the global header on hold. I'll add an account nav when I work out how I'm going to do the global header.
 * Having a button to temporarily view oasis is a really good idea. :D Done.


 * 1) It checks for  in the url.
 * 2) If that returns :
 * 3)  is the current full url with both   and   replaced with nothing, bringing back the skin. I could have just done   and left the   or the   in the url, but removing the character is cleaner, and leaving it there could cause some glitches.
 * 4) It links to  in , which I've applied some nifty css to, which you can see here.
 * 5) If that returns  (ie. the url does not contain  ) :
 * 6)  returns   if the query portion of the url already exists, and   if it doesn't. For example, if the query portion already exists with, say, , it will become   instead of  , which wouldn't work.
 * 7)  is the full url +   + 'oasis=true'. For example, http://matthew2602.wikia.com/wiki/Ipsum would become http://matthew2602.wikia.com/wiki/Ipsum?oasis=true. http://matthew2602.wikia.com/wiki/Ipsum?action=edit would become http://matthew2602.wikia.com/wiki/Ipsum?action=edit&oasis=true.
 * 8) A button links to, and as I said before, is appended to the body.


 * Cake isn't a priority. Sorry.

10:56, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

hedge image
the base is its own section in the bushes so there is no need for image to include the base. 20:10, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

Droplogs
User:Joeytje50/Drop logs/Template lists its total amount as kills as one too many. For example, a log containing 5 kills is listed as having 6. An exception is that a log containing 0 kills is listed as having 2. 22:57, May 29, 2012 (UTC)

Scripts
Hey Joey, I was wondering if you could help me out with some script stuff whenever you get the chance. :3

00:11, May 30, 2012 (UTC)


 * I was wanting to make or use something of the like around a lighttable for a userpage, but I have no idea where to start or if its possible. Think you could help ? 21:55, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Poll Template
Okay, I'm going to say this once Joey. You killed the history for the last poll (Special:Search) because you didn't record it. In the future, please remember to mark the most recent poll in the correct section of the poll template. It doesn't auto records just so you know. 13:04, May 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * Silly Ryan, you only just read 2266 votes and the question to ignore the answers. Sorry (going back to my corner). 13:12, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

RE: CAEK
bukkit wuld sey hai, but dey had stoln it 20:11, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Badword filter in s:c
I seem to remember you mentioned this was possible a while back, perhaps with some adaption of your current badword script? I wasn't sure, but I thought I'd ask. 22:06, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

Re:Audio files
Grats on adminship. Anyway, no, I won't. I'd asked a Jmod about it while discussing billing issues and he said (forgot the name) it's OK, as long as the music tracks are unlisted in the playlist, because otherwise one cannot hear them ever again. 13:14, May 31, 2012 (UTC)
 * Unfortunately not. =C I understand it may seem like a rather implausible story, but one can see the guy's point. I looked for the thread a bit, but it seems to have been eaten by Chewy, as the billing problems are over. On a side note, now that you can edit protectified pages, could you please add the survey link from Forum:Return of the Spoilers to a noticeable place (e.g. site notice/wiki news)? You're the 4th person I'm asking. :P 13:37, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

Equipment calculator
Are you still interested in making Forum:Comparisons template, when you're not busy with school? 23:57, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

Miiissss youuuu
Le Feeshee misses le Joey :c. *givez da caek* But caek still gud as usual. 17:59, June 1, 2012 (UTC)

New Page Buttons
Hey, how do you add the "New Page" thing, where it has "Quest, NPC, Charm Logs", etc. I want to learn how to do something like that so I can make RuneScape Fanfiction Fake makers make creating their fakes much more easier.

~Sereniama~ | Page ▪ Talk ▪ Wiki Contributions | 00:47, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

hai
You know my super sekrit project thing? You know that list of parent subpages I was trying to get working? Ya know, the  thing? You know how I told you I wasn't going to make it, and that I was just going to grab the contents of ? Yeah, well about that. I kind of accidentally did make it.

It even has a catch so that it doesn't generate a link to the subpage which you're currently viewing. You can see it appended to the body here. At the moment, I've just got it appended to the body and without any styling, but by the time you see this I'll probably have it added to the article header (ie. the page name, buttons, etc.) and styled.

So yeah. Just thought I'd tell you about that. 04:51, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

Template time again!
Hey there. So, I decided to knock out the rest of the template categorization with the help of Smithing. He's been a major help. Anyways though, what would you recommend I categorize Template:Extension DPL and Template:Quick guide/Quick guide as? I know that both aren't technically templates, but what should they be categorized as?

The third template that I can't do is Template:Wiki News, which needs an admin. Other than that, all the others are done.

Oh, and Smithing and I were talking about the Wanted Pages. There are two MediaWiki pages that need an admin to do. Also, since I didn't want to mess with them, I figured I'd ask. Nothing can be done about the wanted new archive pages, right? 06:35, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

Advanced Calculator Help
Hi, I heard you could help me with my Calculator. Simply come on the Chat or send me a message or add me in-game. RSN: Idk_Whats_Rc.

-IdkWhatsRc

Archive
Archive nao! :3 19:15, June 4, 2012 (UTC)

Archive
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Template:Archive_list?action=history

kung fu image
i only noticed that i attacked things like that when i was f2p with a mate and i attacked a guard, it seemed cool so i decided to uploads onto rs wiki and no i descovered it.

zaka422 Rsn: Im Zak

User:Joeytje50/konami.js
I wasn't entirely sure of how to use the script, so I thought I'd just double check. I think the  refers to the key input in the normal numeric form used for konami scripts and the URL part is just the url of whatever page you want. Is that correct or are there other variables to input too? 22:52, June 9, 2012 (UTC)

SoF log
Do you mean the fish mask itself (which is remaining until the end of summer, like the queen's guard and dragon ceremonial sets, which you have included in the main table), or the squeal of neptune event (which is only meant to last a week)? 13:01, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

Code issues
Joeytje50, I have hidden a reference in your Common.js file that was referring to some custom code you written.

That code is old and buggy, and lately has been throwing errors on a number of important site functions - such as editing and ad delivery - because of some errors I will attach here: Error on line #3 of http://runescape.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Joeytje50/ChatBans.js&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript : Uncaught TypeError: Cannot call method 'indexOf' of null

775k per day

Error on line #3 of http://runescape.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Joeytje50/Merge.js&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript : Uncaught TypeError: Cannot call method 'indexOf' of null

775k per day

Error on line #3 of http://runescape.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Joeytje50/ChatBans.js&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript : wgUserGroups is null

390k per day

Error on line #3 of http://runescape.wikia.com/index.php?title=User:Joeytje50/Merge.js&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript : wgUserGroups is null

390k per day You are, of course, free to fix it, remove it completely, or plan some other course of action. I just wanted to fix the error from breaking other things now (and it shouldn't have been doing it's specific job anyway since it was broken).

Hope this heads up helps! --daNASCAT 17:52, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

Admin chat icons
Hey there, ive been told you are the one to speak to. I'd like to change the icon that appears next to admins on chat on my Wiki. How is this done? Thanks -Thomas Love http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/jackass/images/5/5f/Star_tiny.png [ talk ] 18:47, June 12, 2012 (UTC)

My 1 script :D@#$
So, I'm super happy since I made a simple script for chat. Whenever I press the button, it brings up a prompt asking me what user I would like to kick. Here's a picture. Also, here's the code:

Whenever I pressed cancel on the prompt, ~ has been kicked by Hairr. ~ showed up so I thought putting a length != 0 into it, not sure if that was the best thing though. But after looking over your scripts a lot, I figured it out! 23:53, June 14, 2012 (UTC)

MediaWiki is back!
Erm, yeah, so MediaWiki is back. MediaWiki:Chat-user-was-banned is the one that's needed this time, and RuneScape:Events Team/Castle Wars (16 June 2012) is linked to by MediaWiki pages.

Also, when I asked, I was told to ask you about Template:Info-size, which has the same problem as Template:Border. I have no idea how those templates still work with nothing on their respective pages. Any idea on how to fix that? 03:02, June 19, 2012 (UTC)

ok
Sorry about that insult i put on his talk page. I did put in a first message saying about what was wrong about it, but then he didn't listen to it. I told him though that if it was a glitch and the cause why the Faldaor Massacre was put, but the Battle of Edgeville really didnt make sense. People just get fed up at times. Dungeonmaster12 16:20, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Projects
Per Forum:A new way to organise projects, if you would like your project properly advertised on the to-do list and navigation bar, or if you'd like it displayed as a project of the month, please give me a link or update your project page with information on how to participate in the project. The project page link I currently have for you is User:Joeytje50/SoF. There is no information on how to fill out the template - that might be helpful for newer users who find your project through the to-do list or navigation bar. Let me know when you're done. (: 16:29, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Source Mode
What is this source mode you speak of on the SoF page and how to I check if I am in it. 00:43, June 22, 2012 (UTC)
 * Another reason why the Oasis skin only makes things more complicated then. 20:51, June 22, 2012 (UTC)

Default summary?
How did you get the default summaries thing? — ¤ U LTIMATE S UPREME ¤ (T@lk) 06:35, June 25, 2012 (UTC)

goal and other signatures
I have been trying to get a goal/stat signature onto my user page and have had no success. i saw you had a race signature on your page so can you help me plz. regards, seth.

RE: JS vs Py
It's funny cuz TyBot has a 3 second throttle, has to get the info from Jamflax, has to get content from Wikia, and then push it. While you just had to get content from Wikia and push it <3 16:30, June 27, 2012 (UTC)

RE:Dagannoth (POH)
It was taken with challenge mode ON. and the angle may not be the best, I agree, but it's difficult to keep still. 18:06, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

Joeyyyy
Teach me how to reliably encode  without breaking URLs pls  11:43, June 29, 2012 (UTC)
 * Why do you need ' to display? 22:44, June 29, 2012 (UTC)

JS compiler/console
Is there any downloadable (and free :D) JS compiler or console? What I mean is, the reason I find Java easier is that if I make a syntax error, the compiler tells me what it is and tries to kill me if I don't fix it, but in JS the webpage just doesn't work, and I have no idea why. Is there anything that I can use to "compile" JS and check for mishaps? 16:58, June 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * Finally you admit the plain awesomeness of IE :P Also, here's one for you to have a crack on (if you weren't there in CC the other day when I raised this) - why does ",,," == Array(4) return true in JS? Thanks for telling me about the console btw :D 21:19, June 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * Joey, for the past year all you've been saying is that "IE is shit". You haven't actually said (or at least I don't recall you doing so) what makes it shit. Gimme evidence plox 22:40, July 1, 2012 (UTC)
 * So... you're convinced that some software that took years to develop is shit because of some articles? I was hoping more on you relating to personal experience :P 14:55, July 2, 2012 (UTC)
 * K 15:17, July 2, 2012 (UTC)

Permissions
Hi!

Thanks for sending me the message as i was kinda lost in this wiki. Anyway, I'm having a problem with permission when posting an image or when editing things and I really don't know how to get the permission. So, I thought you might help me with getting it. Please send me a message if you would like to know more about my edit (which I'm sure it has nothing against the policies). Looking forward to recieving from you.

Badger.

Hax
You know the PM thing from your chat hacks? I assume it uses split to parse the input, taking out all the commas. But the first time I tried using it for multiple names, it didn't work since I did put in "name1, name2", as opposed to "name1,name2", which is what it was expecting since, I assume, it used split(","), and parsed the second name as " name2", note the space at the beginning. It's perfectly logical for a user to put ", " between the names, as opposed to just a comma. As I said in chat, I exist only to serve you, and therefore I have made something that you should try using with the hacks. Have a look at this toy:

I tested this, and it seemed to work :D Does this count as me passing some sort of test? :P 19:03, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

Exchange
You can make that button you described in Forum:Restore manual update of Exchange prices if you want. If not, don't bother. 19:30, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
 * Oh, and if you do, just ask Wikia staff to change the protection to the level you need for it to work. 19:30, July 4, 2012 (UTC)

Important stuffs
Mediawiki 1.19 no longer supports importing code through.

Just thought you might like to know that. 22:51, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

I made a script while you were sleepin which I think is pretty ossum :3
Import User:Matthew2602/disableLightbox.js, refresh your cache, and then try and click on an image in an article. :3 09:54, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

(>^_^)>
What is le benefit of using  over  ? 09:21, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
 * It does? >_< *goes to read le basic js tutorials again* 12:51, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

re: hi
smd hoe. 01:09, July 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * referring me to a page containing images of large-ass walrus penises after saying mine is tiny, you really don't know what you're doing do you? 23:45, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
 * : ( 02:52, July 17, 2012 (UTC)

Chat mod icons
Hello. I have a question. I am the Founder of a wiki, and I want to know how to customize the chat mod's stars. Like on this wiki, the chat mods have blue stars/diamonds instead of regular orange stars. Please leave the links on where to customize and directions. Thank you very much!

  General Beegee   Talk    Editcount    Don't go through life, grow through life.

Re:camtasia
If you mean version 8, I downloaded it too and it didn't work too. -- 14:44, July 17, 2012 (UTC)