User talk:RSMartijn

Player: You do know Bandos is dead, right?

High Priest: What you talking about? Bandos not dead. Nothing can kill Big High War God.

Player: He fought Armadyl on Gielinor. Armadyl killed him, turning him to stone with a cannon powered by divine energy.

High Priest: I heard of Armadyl. Big Chicken God. Fought against Bandos in God Wars. He weak, he let Saradomin push him round. No way he kill Bandos. You wrong.

Player: But you can go and see what’s left of him! His head’s there near the G… near our village!

No! You lying, or you crazy, and when Bandos hear you talking like that he kill you either way. Now stop it.