Meat tenderiser

The Meat tenderiser is a members-only melee kitchen weapon that can be bought from the Culinaromancer's Chest. To wield it, the player must have completed all 8 Recipe for Disaster subquests, and the final battle (but only the subquests are needed to purchase it).

This weapon has the same stats as a Rune warhammer and, oddly enough, is held using two hands, slanted over the player, similar to a Granite maul, yet it can be used with a shield. The shield appears over the left hand in this "holding stance". This can lead to odd instances where the shield goes through the Tenderiser when held with certain shields.

This weapon is used mostly for show, as a sign of completion of the entire Recipe for Disaster quest. It is one of the five Mauls in the game; namely, Granite maul, Tzhaar-ket-om, Gadderhammer, and Barrelchest anchor being other ones. It has a requirement of level 40 Attack to wield.