User talk:Liquidhelium

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 * It's filler text. :D -- 14:29, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
 * Vhosythe42 is the codename given to a Persian ninja that hunts pirates that steal bananas from the guy in Karamja that helps adventurers smuggle rum that was brewed by monkeys that climb in trees made of dark chocolate stolen from Willy Wonka's chocolate factory in a New Jersey city that is also the home of atheist monks that grow their own organic rhubarb and use it in exotic recipes that they learned by watching Martha Stewart every Saturday morning for three years on their rabbit-ear TVs which they are not allowed to convert to digital because they are monks and even atheist monks are not allowed to do that according to the Monks For Dummies book that was published over 300 years ago by the narwhal that invented monks and the iPod but let Apple take credit for it because he didn't know that the company wasn't literally run by apples and thought that since apples don't have brains that they could never steal the product that he worked on for twenty years and treated like the son he never had due to his low sperm count and his inability to find the right girl narwhal for him which was mostly due to his unsharpened horn which he couldn't sharpen because he'd dulled it while using it to poke penguins and kelp to make raw shish kebabs since he couldn't find a way to make fire underwater or invent a waterproof microwave that could survive an exploding fork that somebody left in the working microwave by mistake when they went to the basement to get another can of spaghetti sauce because they decided not to cook homemade and the botle of Ragu was too tiny to fill an entire saucepan or a ten-gallon hat that cowboys like to wear because it protects their heads and necks from the blistering sun that the narwhals will probably never see anyway since they live too far away from the equator to see the sun more than three hours per day or know the joy of getting a suntan which would peel off a week later but they'd still love because narwhals are big and fat and as pale as Michael Jackson after he went through his ten-thousandth plastic surgery which cost $2000 that could've gone to one of the starving kids in Africa but didn't because Michael Jackson would rather go back in time than help a starving child that can't even afford to buy underwear and uses newspaper with sides glued together with the type of melted cheddar cheese that people like to put on nachos with salsa and jalapeños that make you feel like someone poured molten lava down your throat and would make you kill your ugly waitress just to get a cold drink of water that isn't from a third-world country because then you'd get diarrhea and diarrhea isn't something you're wish upon your worst enemy unless your worst enemy is Carrot Top because his jokes suck as much as going camping and getting bitten by chiggers and having to drive out of the state park and into the nearby town just to buy anti-itching spray and some long socks and some bug repellant to keep it from happening again because you like to learn from your mistakes to keep them from happening again because the only people who let the same mistake happen twenty times are idiots that also think that rap is considered music and that books about vampires haven't gotten old yet despite the fact that people couldn't even live forever if they surrounded themselves by plastic airtight bubbles that have tubes leading out the back so they could do their business without opening their personal bubbly haven and exposing themselves to bacteria and other microscopic organisms that can cause deadly diseases such as gingivitis that could be avoided by people gargling with Listerine even though there is alcohol in it that you can't drink but you want to drink just to make the perol officers at the rehab angry and so that you can say that you got away with drinking alcohol while you're in rehab even though it is Isopropyl alcohol that can cause death or retardation but would prevent plaque and would therefore make it worth the risk.


 * ...Unfortunately, the Persian ninjas have not yet been enlightened to the fact that in reality, they should be joining forces with the pirates so they, as one massive army, could drive the people from the Bermuda Triangle out of their favorite bar...You thought I went off-topic, didn't you?! -- 14:33, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
 * A non-Newtonian fluid is a fluid whose flow properties are not described by a single constant value of viscosity. Many polymer solutions and molten polymers are non-Newtonian fluids, as are many commonly found substances such as ketchup, starch suspensions, paint, blood and shampoo. In a Newtonian fluid, the relation between the shear stress and the strain rate is linear (and if one were to plot this relationship, it would pass through the origin), the constant of proportionality being the coefficient of viscosity. In a non-Newtonian fluid, the relation between the shear stress and the strain rate is nonlinear, and can even be time-dependent. Therefore a constant coefficient of viscosity cannot be defined.


 * Although the concept of viscosity is commonly used to characterize a material, it can be inadequate to describe the mechanical behavior of a substance, particularly non-Newtonian fluids. They are best studied through several other rheological properties which relate the relations between the stress and strain rate tensors under many different flow conditions, such as oscillatory shear, or extensional flow which are measured using different devices or rheometers. The properties are better studied using tensor-valued constitutive equations, which are common in the field of continuum mechanics. -- 14:38, March 20, 2010 (UTC)
 * I hate when you think you've finished vacuuming, you put the vacuum away, you go to the kitchen, and you see a giant chunk of food in the middle of the floor that you missed. -- 15:13, March 20, 2010 (UTC)