User talk:Jack Spiral1

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My first archive

congratz on the news paper
great job on the new paper i belive once your in sync you can do one month but dont set your goals to high http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5042/earthtailsmanstaff2.pngLegaking  Talk |undefined 22:34, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

:l
Why did you replace your Userpage with

I almost pissed my pants when i saw it :P

13:38, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

== Banned

Please take the banned template off of your page. You are not banned, and the template places you in a category for banned users. 13:43, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, I was just playing around with templates, I accidentally hit the save page button. Newspaper Jack 13:48, 3 April 2009 (UTC)

Easter
Hi, This is a bit early but because I am going away soon: 08:24, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Happy Easter
Caesermenace 02:34, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Got something...
Hey Jack,I'm just here to show a little something I made in my spare time:

And the code is: Let me know if you like it,you're free to use it,and Happy Easter! -- 03:40, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Comic for may by sasori
here ya go

HAPPY EASTER FROM YOUDEAD00
Youdead00 will now give you a free easter present!!!!AND,you get to choose!! Which one??



The Evil chicken? OR a normal chicken?

Vote about this in my poll!

HAPPY EASTER!!! :D

RE:Happy Birthday!
Oh my god! Thanks! Man, that takes long to eat. I'll start from west, then move south. Want me to share my cake with you? ^^

Close to  Fletching 99! http://s494.photobucket.com/albums/rr303/khalym95/th_Fletchingcape.png 18:36, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

Fest article for paper
Hi, Jack, here's the article. Go ahead and add anything you want.

Spring Wikifest a blooming success
The Spring Wikifest got off to an early start on Saturday, 18 April, as around 13:00 GMT, those in the R S Wikia cc headed over to Castle Wars for a few matches. The Zamorak team won the first round, with Saradomin taking the second. Doucher4000 took credit for both wins, noting that he was on Zammy when it won and switched to Sara for its win.

Next, the group sailed over to the Void Knight Outpost for a few rounds of Pest Control. Boarding the novice boat, the festivalers (festivarians?) successfully defended the Void Knight in each game.

Then off to the Fishing Trawler, Nacho Novo9 expertly directed the fishing wikians on their fishing trip. The group then played the minigame Stealing Creation.

The festival officially kicked off at 20:00 GMT with the costume competition at the Jolly Boar Inn. With dozens of oddly dressed wikians crowded into the bar, Bluesonic43, Dtm142, and Frede173 captured the judges eye for best dressed.

After a quick trip to the bank and not as much costume changing as you might think, the group formed a congo line and, lead by Doucher4000, walked out to the Clan Wars Challenge Hall. Splitting its time between the safe free-for-all portal and the safe clan-wars portal, group members bashed each other for the rest of the hour. C Teng attempted to lure wikians into the dangerous ffa portal, but only Nacho was brave enough to take up the challenge.

Forming another train, Doucher4000 then led the battered but cheerful group on a short tour of the Wildy, ending in Edgeville and a raid on the Stronghold of Security. The wikians flooded the stronghold floors, quickly clearing the rooms of monsters. (I witnessed only one wikian death, and his grave was quickly blessed.)

While the group cleaned up the stronghold, Jediadam4 snuck over to Varrock and announced it was time for hide and seek. He was quickly found, and many barely had time to reach Varrock before the game was over.

Following the brief game of hide-and-seek, the group raided Falador, confusing poor Fally villagers as much as themselves.

A great time was had by all. All events were well attended, ranging from 12 or so folks playing Pest Control to dozens participating in the costume contest.

17:09, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!!
02:07, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Archive
Hi, I have archived your talk page as it was getting very long and was too big (54kb). 02:16, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Hi
Heh,about time someone archived your page. Anyway,thanks for recently making me editor of the activities section,so I wanted to run some trivia by you: Did You Know? ....That most Imcando dwarves were wiped out by many Frennminks in the anti-runescafting crusades?... ....The Crandorian mage Melzar was driven mad by attempted use of Necromancy?....

Remember,these are just starter trivia,but let me know what you think of them,I think I can do even better.(please ignore any grammar mistakes,i was a little rushed when I wrote this) -- 02:47, 20 April 2009 (UTC) Oh,yeah,Happy Birthday Jack,to a great editor! ----

RSWP
Hey Jack,Happy Birthday again,anyway,I came by to let you know that I cannot find the activities section,and while I was digging up some trivia,I found some cool concept art on the wiki,so I added that to the Featured art section. I need to know where the Activities section is,I'm working on trivia,and let me know what you think of those samples I wrote for you.here,have another: Did You Know? .....The city of Avarrock was once burned to the ground by goblins?... Let me know,see you around. -- 17:51, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

New addition
Hi,I was working on the RSWP,and I added a new fanfic,which you can read Here,and let me know what you think of it. I might probably will write a sequel on it for the next RSWP,and by the way,what's up with the newspaper,both editions are messed up,I can't read either....And I add content to the new one,and it links back to the old one.....see ya 'round Jack. -- 22:29, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

Hmm....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK!!!!!

PS:I changed my mind of yesterday thingy =D.

-- 20:25, 20 April 2009 (UTC)

Afro(e)s
... that doesn't meant enchanted afros, it's supposed to mean the plural of Afro is Afros- no "e." 00:58, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Fishing
Hiya!

I just noticed you're trying to get 99 Fishing, only by fishing shrimps and anchovies! Good luck! 20:14, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

RSWNP

 * 1) You need to put a message on the front page saying something like "the RSWNP will end due to lack of staff. You could stop it from ending by becomng a RSWNP staff (jack make that a red link something like "user:jack spiral1/RSWNP sign up) contibutors will be paid 10k per article"
 * 2) confirm who is still in the RSWNP
 * 3) pay them

How's that? Ç®Åz¥ $Å$Ø®i  20:40, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

Classified for RSWNP
hi again. Gaz lloyd is going to be guthix and im going to be saradomin.


 * Heres what it should say ( from begging to end):


 * 1) come be in Sasori's next comic! You get to be zamorak!
 * 2) I crazy sasori, am saradomin, and Gaz Lloyd is Guthix
 * 3) i need someone who will dress in full zamorak blessed
 * 4) Date to be announced once we get Zamorak
 * 5) add a message to my talk to apply!!

Ç®Åz¥ $Å$Ø®i  21:43, 2 May 2009 (UTC)

You need to see this
Jack, this is top priority in the newspaper. Please please help. here it is. 20:21, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

new RSWNP
Can you put up a page for June's submissions? 23:19, 4 May 2009 (UTC)

10k per article
I think we need to abolish the "10k per article." As Tollerach said on the Yew Grove discussion, it can be considered as real-world trading and is against the spirit of the wiki. Also, most people only seem to want to write just because of this 10k they'll receive, not because they like writing. Your thoughts? 12:34, 5 May 2009 (UTC)


 * Ah, I guess I missed it. I'll make it clear on the Yew Grove that we've decided to get rid of it. 15:44, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Fluffy bunnies ( ? )
I'm pretty sure you have noticed the Fluffy bunnies fewer. What is your opinion? :O 14:40, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Editorial.
Jack!!, I finished the editorial but where I post it?

PS:You know how to make signatures?

-- 20:27, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Hey,umm.....
As you should now know,we have recently decided to get rid of the 10K coins per article for the RSWP,so I have decided it's unfair for me to have been paid for my services,while other wikians who did as much as I did did not get paid. I will return the money to you,I appreciate it,but as I user,I cannot accept it,for doing so would break JaGex's rules,and I wish to do none of that. The next time we meet,I will return your money.Thanks anyway Jack. -- 20:28, 5 May 2009 (UTC)

Short story.
Hey Jack, I have a short story that I want to have into the paper. Is it possible for me to put it in for the June paper? Thanks. 20:47, 5 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Okay, I got it up. I'll start to work on the second part, hopefully for the July paper. I just saw that the June was open for edits, so I decided to place it there. 01:00, 6 May 2009 (UTC)

Newspaper!!
Hey Jack! I just checked the newspaper,and i's great!!! you should see it! -- 17:37, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Stone of Bandos,part 2
Hi Jack,I have recently completed the second part of The Stone of Bandos. I am told that,in order to submit my writings,I must have a chief editor of some sort look it over. Guess who gets to read it first?congrats Jack,please read it here. Look it over,make spelling changes if you want,and let me know what you think. If its okay,I will add it to the unfinished June Paper. If not,let me know what I should do to fix it. thanks for the time. -- 22:28, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

RSWNP
I jack. Could i become one of the chief editors? 02:34, 13 May 2009 (UTC)

Frede173's 99 Strength party!
 It is time for 99 Strength! Yeah, that's right :D I'm about to get 99 Strength, and you're invited! :D Time: (I'd get so mad if i lose connection lol):

Progress (UTC time): 2:50 pm: Meet in Edgeville, World 120 (You don't have to be there 2:50) 3:00 pm: Time to level up! :D ?? pm: Walk to party room ?? pm: Hop to Party room world. (I'll tell wich one when we arrive) ?? pm: Partyyyyy! :D

I hope to see you there! 18:47, 13 May 2009 (UTC) I know the time is a bit 'off', but like ... 90% of all my Runescape friends live in UK/Central Europe. I hope you understand me.

:D
'''Only May 17 2009 23:59 UTC until [http://runescape.wikia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=3902 Frede's 99 Strength party! '''] As you might have guessed, i'm very excited :x 13:26, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

RSWNP
Hey Jack! This is Reeser111. According to what you told me in-game, I am suppose to tell you when I write an article for the RSWNP. Well, in Fan Fiction, I wrote an article about the Dragonkin. Thanks! Reeser111 15:48, 16 May 2009 (UTC)

RSWP
Hey Jack,just checking the newspaper,and I saw This. I checked its poll,and some said it was poorly written,so,I'm wondering,did This ever pass editing?I don't think it did,can you should look it over if you have thr chance? Thanks. -- 14:04, 18 May 2009 (UTC)

RuneScape Wiki Post - Water Cooler and Editorials
Could you tell me the difference between Water Cooler articles and Editorials? I was thinking of merging those two, since they seem similar in nature, articles that are not Fan Fiction. Please tell me if there is a difference between the two sections. 08:45, 21 May 2009 (UTC)
 * Ah, now I see the difference. Let's leave it as it is then.


 * When you sign, your signature should include a link to your userpage, or user talk page. I see that you have a different signature in Template:Signatures/Jack Spiral1. Could you update your signature in Special:Preferences so that it is Signatures/Jack Spiral1 . Then, make sure the "Custom signature" checkbox is ticked. Thanks.  03:59, 22 May 2009 (UTC)

The Misthalin Overlord - Chapter 3
I just finished writing Chapter 3 of The Misthalin Overlord. You can read it here. Hope you like it! :) Fortis3 16:27, 25 May 2009 (UTC)

RFC
Mines canceled until they re-open it it think. =[ can you talk to C teng? 02:49, 26 May 2009 (UTC)

Story
The Legend of Charos- Chapter I- Blood Tithe

The Vyrewatch dragged the victims to Lord Drakan. Vladimir, the chief Vyre removed his dagger from his belt and slit the throat of Tharalin Charos, the 15 year old son of Burgh de Rott’s baron, Lord Septimus Charos. Septimus screamed as his son fell dead to the ground. Vladimir caught the young man’s blood in a vial. He handed the Vampyre lord the vial. Drakan smiled as he tasted a drop of the scarlet liquid.

“Young blood is always the best.”

Septimus got to his feet. He wanted to behead the monster. Instead, he spoke with all the charm he could muster.“Why do you do this to your humble servant? There are others in Burgh de Rott to pay the blood tithe.”

Septimus’s charisma worked. “M’lord. Was this a mistake? There are thousands of others. What do we do?”, the Vyrewatch asked.

Lord Draken laughed. “Your charms do not work on me. But, I will make you an offer. Your charm would serve me well. The village of Canifis has recently been subject to a curse, and I must send an ambassador there. I am learned in the art of Necromancy. Be my diplomat,and I will bring your son back to life.”

Charos thought it might be a trick, but knew Drakan would kill him if he declined.

“I accept.”

To be continued…

--Andrew the Ripper 23:43, 26 May 2009 (UTC)Andrew the Ripper

RFC
Have you talked to C teng? also my nominator (lvl 3 skils3) said he is willing to give up his rank and give it to me (ask him yourself). Sorry if i sound desperate =P. 00:20, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

CC, D4K and the joke...?
Hey jack, I have been wondering what happened for you and karilz starting "mild trolling" D4k, and what exactly happened... P.S.: What about the "Dont tell him about the secret party I'm planning for him!"? Was it true or just another joke? =O-- 02:48, 27 May 2009 (UTC)

...
http://i650.photobucket.com/albums/uu224/Frede173/lol.png

There you go :o 17:18, 29 May 2009 (UTC)

Fan Fiction for RSWNP
My story is here. User:Andrew the Ripper/Sandbox

--Andrew the Ripper 19:57, 30 May 2009 (UTC)

July Submission.
Black & White Weapons & Armour


 * (Wow, that sounded really racist)


 * So. We've all seen them, maybe used them. They're (Next to everything rune and above) some of the most expensive weapons and armour in the game. Of course, to higher-leveled characters, they're pretty cheap. But consider this: I bought a full set of Black armour (I was unaware about the enourmous price jump from steel to Black) then, 10 defense levels later, I sold it. I don't remember the numbers for armour but I'll always going to remember my scimitar. I had a black one, and I had gotten to where I could use Mithiril, so I sold it. 5k I think. Well, then I bought a mith one, and it was 5...hundred. One BIG price change. I think it's still like that, too.
 * You want to know why? The basics of economics! Supply and Demand. Here, I'll break it down for you: There's no ways to make Black or white armour or weapons, correct? And being so early in the game, (Actually about Mid-way to rune) there's plenty of new players trying to get it from the Grand Exchange. So, lets there's 100 people trying for a Black plateskirt, but only 10 of them. Just then, the price would go up more. 10%, I think. I'm no good at arthmitic. Same idea with rune armour, but that's a little off topic.
 * Anyways, I hope that now you understand why some things are a bit (I mean A LOT) more expensive than others.

Rate this article: Good Bad Off Topic

Look!
LOOK!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KajpftTgX3s

IT IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- 01:01, 5 June 2009 (UTC)

Stone of Bandos - Chapter 3
'Ello Jack! I have finished writing SoB - Chapter 3,and I need you to look it over. you can find it here. Please look it over,and if you make changes,please edit the story on my sandbox page,to refrain from spamming my talk. If its too short,let me know,and if you want changes,just ask.Also,are you still making stories for....uh,candlelight,was it? I can't remember,but I want to see alpher avenged. =D -- 21:11, 5 June 2009 (UTC)
 * Oh,okay,thanks,I can't wait to see what you come up with! Oh,I just thought I should let you know that,umm,I think all signatures must have a link to their user page. Seeing as yours doesn't,thought ou should know. Thanks Jack,see ya later! -- 03:22, 6 June 2009 (UTC)

Wikian Clan Wars article
Hi, Jack,

Here's the first article from the first battle. I'll post one on the second, if we have one. I have some images from the war too I can post after you post this one.

[headline]Clan War shenanigans

In what can charitably be described as a win of deception, Chia took the first match of the Wikia civil war today by turning off Ancients in the fight settings at the last moment after having agreed to it.

Calebchiam's team, led by Dengenret01 in his absence, then exited the portal, forfeiting the match.

The wikians, stunned, regrouped in the hall and fought a second spirited and—this time—fair match, with Caleb leading one team and Degen leading the other.

Chia left the hall after the first match and was unavailable for comment. 15:54, 13 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Hey Horsehead, I don't suppose you're okay with me writing the article? You missed out a few details actually (the wikians went to FFA after the 1st match). I'll still use your introduction though and the article will be written by both of us. Is that okay with you? 15:43, 13 June 2009 (UTC)


 * Hi, Jack, you can see the article here []. I suggest we post it now and then add to it as we need to. But Caleb should say it's ok to post before we do. 15:31, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Illustrations
Heres that picture I drew of General Graardor I was telling you about:

http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb319/sodawars/Graardor.png

All I used was MT Paint while looking at an in-game picture of him. Hope you like it. -- 21:10, 14 June 2009 (UTC)

Lvl 3 skils3
I IS BACK!!! 05:08, 15 June 2009 (UTC)

When You started
Hey jack! I was wondering what was the date you started playing RS, because that was around the time I started! XD. Reeser111 23:34, 17 June 2009 (UTC)

Jack Frost o.o
Just found this out of C0ngratz406 userpage. http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp59/Supertyper50/Level3getssantasuit.png =D 15:41, 19 June 2009 (UTC)

Fan fiction
Hey Jack, as stated on the front of the newspaper, I have come to contact you about my story. It is viewable here. Please make any changes regarding grammar and the such. Thank you very much. 02:26, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm finished
I'm finished with the Activities,you can view it here. I wrote the new questions,and I got the answers written down. lemme know if it's good,I'll put it on. And Jack,I think you have the template writtn down somewhere,for the paper format,like iimages and index,you have the june one written down. You need: ,instead of   ,I noticed this because the activities page link to June's editorials. Just letting you know.-- 15:37, 22 June 2009 (UTC)

my siggy
02:03, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

RSWP
All of my articles for the post are here 04:13, 25 June 2009 (UTC)

Fan fiction
Hi, I've written fan fiction for three issues of the newspaper, however I did not like the way the story was going. I'm on RuneScape Fan Fiction Wiki however and write a series entitled Gielinor that is almost 61 chapters strong - here's a link. I was wondering if it would be possible for me and a few other writers to post our stories as fan fiction, or if this is not allowed as they've already been posted (though still in wikia). The stories range from about 5kb to a 70kb finale, and we would select suitable stories to post and then break them into 5kb portions and post them once a month. The first chapter I'd propose to add is Volume 3's flashback "Coming of Age". Would this be okay? Mr. Garrison 21:03, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

I'm also a Gielinor writer and in the same vein I'd like to post parts of one of my episodes entitled Stories of Hemenster alongside regular fiction. Is that okay? I'm currently writing the main piece for the post. Ugozima 23:54, 27 June 2009 (UTC)

Interview
Hey Jack,I finished my interview with bonzi,and posted it here. I went under the assumption interviews don't need to be edited,and I think its fine,but just letting you know. We only need an editorial now. -- 03:37, 28 June 2009 (UTC)

I said I would give you my submissions this month, wouldn't I?
Like I promised, I would give you my submissions unless I either forgot or procrastinated. Well, guess what? Procrastination got boring after a while and it was on my mind, so I got around to sending you this message.

First off is the story I was talking to you about a ways back. The title is "DeR Sagen-Zunkruft: The Future's Holdings" (the capitalized "R" and "S" meant to be symbolic of RuneScape's initials) (I believe "Der" is "the" in German, "Sagen" is "telling", and "Zukunft" is "future", which is intended to translate to something like "The telling of the future".). The passage below is meant to be part one that tells the past of what happened before telling the stories of what happens in what would be the story's present day.

The style of narration I use in DeR Sagen-Zunkruft (would that be abbreviated as "DSZ"?) is similar to and influenced by the opening cutscene in The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind in that the narrator is talking to the player [(though it would be the reader in this case)], and tells the history of what happened so far. The style of narration used can be confusing at first. It's sort of like a one-way conversation without any quotation marks, since it's the narrator that's talking and explaining things.

Oh, hello traveler. Welcome to our meager village. You don't look like you're from these parts. We've been getting a lot of folk like you for decades. It was really easy to tell that you're not from around here by your face. No scarring, cleanly shaven, and all.

Do you have any idea year it is? 169, you say? I'm afraid that you're horribly mistaken. It's Year 230.

Now, now, calm down. This may be a sudden, drastic and permanent change, but I have many stories in this old mind of mine to share...

****

It started probably a month before you last remember. The Misthalin government had a destructively simple theory: if they could create a hybrid of an incantation and a spell of massive destruction, they would have any enemy of their's at their knees in no time.

The paranoid Sir Varze of Asgarnia (have you heard of him?) got wise, and rounded up a group of their own to make their own spell to counter the Avvarrockans'.

It went to Hell from there.

In the early hours of the morning of the ninth of Wintumber, King Roald III received word that Asgarnia had supposedly completed their own version of the spell-incantation hybrid, while Roald's men had not yet completed their's. Before even the sun awoke, the two nations were at war with each other out of fear.

They cast their spells at each other not even half-a-dozen times each and the world as the way it is now.

The first spells engulfed an area half the size of Varrock at once. Each time they were used, the effects of the subsequent casts were even stronger. It ended with the final blasts taking out all of Asgarnia, Misthalin, and most of Kandarin along with them.

Up not to far north, the Wilderness survived. Why? No one has been sure why since.

Al-Kharid and the deserts to the South were left with some sort of aura around it. All life died there within a week. After a month, it was a wasteland--and has been since.

No word was ever received from Karamja, and, figuring how far away it is from here in Canifis, we can't see it even if we tried.

The same goes for the areas far in the West.

Morytanians, as far as we know, were the only ones to start civilation(s) after the event. Though, for us, it wasn't peaceful. For the last two centures and a score and a half, five tribes (some claiming to be "clans" or "empires") have made up the area that used to be Morytania.

We are the Canifites of the Canifis-based tribe: population just over twelve hundred.

To the East are the Plasmites; allies of our's. They are the most industrius people, our main supplier of weapons and armor. Their city is the second best when it comes to fortification. Its walls have never been breached.

Third is the Woryysse Empire. Since the Barrovians destroyed them (I'll get to them in a bit) two years ago, they've been rumored to have found a new home and started over again, but no one has ever found them--and lived to tell of their new loci, that is.

To the South-East is the Mejiertch Empire, possibly ex-allies with the Woryysse Empire depending on their survival. The Mejiers are large and very militant: about four thousand inhabitants total. It is commanded by Emporer Ronpu IV, a wicked man. He has human sacrifices on a weekly basis to appease their make-believe god "Holy Meiyer the Strong", who, according to their adopted mythology, had slain Saradomin, Zamorak, and Guthix all at once before resurrecting Zaros and killing him, too. They're not as bad as the last group, though.

In an area only the brave and stupid dare to go, the South, are the Barrovians of the Barrovian Clan--masters in necromancy, and the only tribe to re-learn Runecrafting and Magicks after the destruction of the Mainland. They have no allies, solely because they aren't willing to make any. They see themselves as the only ones with the right to live, and have a need to kill all others who aren't born of their blood and their land.

It's been a two-on-two-on-one war like this for almost two hundred and thirty years now. And who is winning? If anyone, the Barrovians.

Though, I bet you are just itching to know why the Glardmonger you're here in our Sixth Age. (Oh, did I mention that? It's not the Fifth Age anymore. A short bit after it happened, it was decided that the calendar was to be reset, since nearly nothing was the way it was.)

A small percentage, probably something like point oh-oh-two, of those caught in the blasts were sent through time. Depending on how long you traveled through time, you got sent to a different point in the future. Possibly something as insignificant as a tenth of a second would send a year or two later into the future. People like you have been popping up all over the place since Year 29 when it was first documented.

You were lucky, though. You could have landed in the ocean for all we know; or even into the grips of the Barrovians.

No matter, we should be glad that you are even alive.

...

To be honest, we have are very lacking when it comes educational systems. We could really use you as a teacher, a scientist, or anything so that you will share you knowledge that has been lost over the years. Please, take your time.

Now, here is the article you said that I should do, 'telling my side of the story' of the RuneScape Wiki Civil War match. I wrote it in first-person, since that seemed easier to do on my part. If you'd prefer third-person, feel free to change it to be so. It only covers the first match, since that was the only one I was at, and is the only one I can honestly document.

On the morning of the scheduled matches for the RuneScape Wiki Civil War, I got up noticeably early: six o'clock on the morning. I booted up my computer and logged into RuneScape to wait until the event was going to happen.

I was one of the first to the Clan Wars lobby, so I hang out there as others came one by one.

Once everyone who was coming was there, it didn't turn out to look that good for the Army of the RuneScape Wiki. If I remember right, there was a total of three members on my faction. For The Rebellion? Oh, about seven.

Degenret, the leader of The Rebellion in Caleb's absense, decided to make it more fair, and politely allocated members of his forces over to mine, making it a more enjoyable five-on-five match.

After some more chit-chatting, we got the war underway. The forces under my command used the standard flank,-ambush,-and-relocate strategy. We flanked their forces, and waited until a member of their team was unlucky enough to come into our metaphorical crosshairs. I gave the order to pile, and they went down in two seconds tops. It was pwnage on our part.

Well, I tried to group the others together to find a new location because that person we so peacefully happened to have killed would be alerting the rest of our team to my team's location, but before we could set up a second ambush point the rest of The Rebellion counterattacked against us.

We fell back to single-combat, as per the strategy, but ended up winning in that no members of the opposing team entered the arena in time after being killed.

In the lobby, some flaming ensued. I offered a rematch to Degen since it was hopefully going to at least be a 'best two out of three' event. Degen, instead, took the event into the free-for-all arena. Since I was- and still isn't -the type of person to necessarily enjoy free-for-all Clan Wars combat, I left to resume training Cooking since it seemed that no second war was going to happen.

So, yeah. Do your editing, British spellingification, and whatnot. I'll try my best to have a part two for DeR Sagen-Zunkruft for next month. :)

*almost submits edit, but goes back and continues typing*

Oh, I just remembered something. Back in early 2007, I wrote a one-shot story set in Kandarin about Castle Wars, titled "Kandarin: The Fourth Empire". Could you mind publishing that too? Heh heh heh. Thanks, 06:11, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

RSWP/August
Hey,I've finalised the July articles for release,and I was wondering if I should go ahead and make the August RSWP. The July article looks really good,we have plenty of Fan Fiction,and everything else. see ya round. -- 17:41, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

Here's my submission, Stories of Hemenster, Part One. The blurb for it is included in there. Thanks! Ugozima 18:01, 29 June 2009 (UTC)

The Misthalin Overlord - Chapter 4
Just finished writing chapter 4. Read it here. I hope I did well. :) Fortis3 18:38, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

Violence and fan fiction
I've read some of the fan fiction in Issue #4, and I am surprised as some stories contained ultra-violence. Examples include:
 * beheadings
 * chopping off hands or legs
 * stabbing yourself in the heart
 * etc.

I find some of these stories too gory and violent to my liking. I've toned down some of it, but I think we should not encourage too much violence in the newspaper. 19:38, 30 June 2009 (UTC)

re: Chia's opposing article
Dear Mr. Editor, Sir,

I'd suggest running Chia's article as a separate article in the July Water Cooler instead of trying to stitch the two articles together. Each is interesting and works as separate article. Maybe title them "Clan War Shenanigans: Caleb's Side" and "RuneScape Wiki Civil War: Chia's Side" and run one under the other. That way, each side has a voice in what happened, and the newspaper can claim each side had a chance to present its view.

Yours in fair and balanced reporting.

The RuneScape Wiki Post: Giving Wikians a voice since April 2009 ™