Elsie

⌊undefined⌋ Elsie Parks is an old woman knitting on the of the Saradomin church in north-east Varrock. She is the sister of Iffie. If you bring her a cup of tea, she will tell you a story of Dissy and some misfit followers of Saradomin who went down to the Zamorak temple (in south-east Varrock) and painted "Saradomin pwns" on the wall. This is of course something players would say. The Dissy she refers to as having done this is in fact the Wise Old Man of Draynor Village, whose true name is Dionysius. Elsie mentions her husband, "Freddie", but he is not shown in-game and may be deceased.

After the Wilderness- and Free trade update in February 2011 when you ask her how to make money she will answer that you can get in the Wilderness and go kill other people.

Getting Elsie to tell a story (by bringing her a cup of tea) is an easy Varrock Task.

Family
Parents | ^^^^^^^^^ | | Iffie Elsie = Fred "Freddie" Knitter Parks Parks : ? It is unknown how are the two related (Most likely Iffie is Thessalia's Mother). : Thessalia Knitter