User talk:The Fizzbuzzler

If someone posts here saying first, I will have no choice but to post the entire text of the U.S. Constitution five times on their talk page. 06:00, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

First
-- 04:29, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

First
-- 04:29, April 18, 2012 (UTC)
 * Crap-- 04:30, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Archived at last
Wow, whatever took you so long? We waited months. Aeons. Days. Years. Minutes. A long time, at any rate. But now, at this pinacle time in history, we can once more load your talk page in a more or less reasonable time span. Cook, thank you. 04:30, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Third
amg wat do i win???? 04:39, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Image move request #5483899
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Image move request #5484000
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FIRST to say first but not get the US law thingy :o 78.20.55.50 13:00, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

Are you a p-mod on runescpae? Sgt Frogman

Extra SOF spins from quests
I noticed you undid [ this edit], but I think it's legitimate; see here (unless you were trying to put the information somewhere central rather than on every quest page). Stewbasic 02:13, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

Recent updates in Wikia Navigation
Hi Cook, could you (or any recent changes stalker who may see this first) please add the new sagas to the "recent updates" tab of the navigation menu? Noteworthy pages to link to would include: Thanks, 06:08, April 25, 2012 (UTC)
 * Fremennik Sagas
 * Nadir
 * Thok Your Block Off
 * Skaldrun
 * Moia
 * Thok

My condolences
So many useless redirects.... 16:17, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

oh snap
no more edits for Cook Me Plox D: 16:17, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Polar Kebbit
About time you archived, anyway I plan on doing the kebbit tracks like this, satisfactory? http://i.imgur.com/ALsNE.jpg

Also, your image on your buyout has an error, at first you bought the bones for 3,263, and then sold it for 2,255. So you actually lose money there, you might want to rethink that. -- 01:29, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Siphoning
At 72 Runecrafting.

At 77 Runecrafting.

Talk:Grand_Exchange_Market_Watch/Common_Trade_Index - Rebalance
I just noticed the changes to the CTI you made on February 2012... aack!!! The CTI graph is still showing the old calculations. *embarrased* It has been awhile but I was wondering how you came up with the value of 23.9435? I'm assuming you used the price as of 12-Feb-12 for the new additions (i.e. 424800 for Abyssal whip).

Just read Talk:Grand Exchange Market Watch. I was wondering if we could add other indices (i.e. Armour Index and Weapons Index). Can you help me find suitable items for these indices? Is Grand Exchange Market Watch/Most traded a good list of items?

Also, do you understand Talk:Grand_Exchange_Market_Watch? I'm interested but don't really get what the anon really wants.

Thanks. 21:41, May 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * The adjusted image shows the CTI peaking at 210 plus... wow?!


 * Are you sure the formula is correct, or am I missing something? 23:01, May 3, 2012 (UTC)


 * How about if we change the base date to 8 February 2008 (from December 2007 I think), and recalculate the CTI? It's much simpler to keep track of the prices and the items and the divisor can be reset to 27. Agree? 07:34, May 4, 2012 (UTC)


 * No... It won't actually change the shape of the graph from before your adjustment on February. The graph looks the same actually once I changed the base date of the new items, and adjusted the divisor. However, the CTI value will be slightly lower. Check out the latest revision of the CTI image and compare it with the last 2-3 revisions.


 * If you still insist, I will have to modify AzBot. (>_<) By the way, check out Grand Exchange Market Watch/FAQ. *grin* 20:26, May 4, 2012 (UTC)


 * The second-to-last one uses the adjusted CTI formula for all the data. This is definitely wrong, since the divisor has changed for the old data, and new items have been added in. This is why I needed a formula which would work for both the old items and the new items. So I decided to move the base date forward by a few months and start a "new" index with the new items. (Some of the new items only have data from February 2008 onwards.)


 * AzBot creates the graphs using built-in formulas to plot the graph, but if you want me to keep the pre-adjustment data, I need to store them somewhere. I will work on that later. But for now, I think this CTI graph will have to suffice. 20:52, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Exchange bots
I hadn't noticed the graph API calls gave accurate information. I've been using the category API calls because it meant fewer page requests. Given the accuracy, I'll change my bot to use the graph API. My bot was originally written as a backup bot, so it only updated an exchange price if it needed updating and no other bot updated for over 2 days. I might switch it back to that mode again (just in case the other bots go down). 18:05, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

SoF
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/User:Joeytje50/SoF?oldid=5578961 and http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/User:Joeytje50/SoF?oldid=5578960 do show a difference between the results, most notably in the medium and small lamps. I don't think this is because bought tickets have a different win percentage though, I just think it's based on luck here. It could also be bound to the person. I think there are a lot of variables that affect the SoF, more than we could ever find and put in a formula, but if we collect enough data (few thousand :P) we can get fairly accurate data for the average percentages. 20:38, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

Gratsuletationz!
HAPPEH BURTHDAY@@@@ 08:50, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
 * qoSlIj DatIvjaj. 10:52, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Happy birthday!
Robots (or cyborgs/androids) celebrate birthdays? Have a caek!

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4017/funnyportalbirthdaycake.jpg

Gee, that ripe old age sure sets in fast. 14:24, May 8, 2012 (UTC) 

The cake is not a lie, it is the truth. Happy Birthday Cook you Plox! 16:04, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!
happy 9th birthday mister 16:23, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

From the Cabal that does not exist
The secrecy committee is currently working on this square. Please keep an eye on it. 20:07, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

21:53, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

nobody loves you
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1682/nobodylovesyou.jpg 21:21, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
 * He's right. 21:26, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

MerryBirthmus.
http://i.imgur.com/PjDNl.jpg 21:34, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

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21:37, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!
RAWRRRRRRR -- 08:12, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

SoF
About the rewards of the SoF, I'm starting to think there is an equal chance of getting any type of pickaxe, for example, but it depends on your level. That means we could merge the different types of pickaxe (and other items), under one line of "Pickaxe". We are not sure from what level you can get certain metals, but I do think it is completely level-based, and the chances are equal for all metals. Same applies to raw fish, ranging armour, (cross)bows, arrows, and ores. I think gems, runes, logs, and lucky items are unaffected by your level. I suspect the lamps' types (small/med/large/huge) are not affected either, but they could be affected too. The skill-specific lamps are affected by levels too. 10:17, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * BTW, when transferring those bought spins to my /SoF log, did the people note if it was 10k or 50gp? It seems unlikely to me that there was one reward of 10k in all those spins. 17:34, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Chat
Hey. I PMed you in chat. 22:44, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

Re:Categories
AH. Okay, so it's like Category:Templates, I see. What's the policy on uploading music files that are in game? 06:25, May 11, 2012 (UTC)

TOU
hey, as you know quite some stuff about laws and things like that, do you think Wikia can claim that fixing the search is to "block, remove, or otherwise obstruct the proper functioning and view of advertisements, and/or user interface and functionality by other users"? And if they could claim that it is indeed removing the functionality of the search, would adding a button before the current button (like in monobook, a go and a search button) be okay? Then people would still have the full functionality right? In other words, is there any way we could abuse a loophole to get this search thing to work well again, while still officially not breaking the TOU? 10:51, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * The same is being discussed on a central staff blog. No one has yet pinpointed the part where it forbids alterations, but that's just asking for wikia to change the ToU. 19:21, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * On a legal level, Wikia would be fully entitled (and likely) to revert the fix under the terms you quoted above. Additionally, were we to discover and manipulate a loophole in this (of which I cannot find), Wikia, like nearly every other corporation, company etc. also reserves the right to, at their sole discretion "change, modify, add, or delete portions of this Agreement at any time and without further notice", meaning we'd be fighting a losing battle. As everyone already knows, Wikia's sole motivation behind demanding that wikis revert their changes to the search update is to make sure they can leech as much money as they can from ads that are displayed on results pages, and because of this they would almost certainly make sure we (being one of their biggest earners) maximised their profit, i.e. making sure we don't try and skirt around ads. I don't think we need to put ourselves in an unnecessarily risky position just yet - we should wait and see what the next proposed search update turns out like. 19:53, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Council
Don't forget, there's a meeting today about Search. :3= 16:42, May 17, 2012 (UTC)

Updated with new information
I've been fighting glacors the past few days while wearing the ring of wealth and have noticed that while i am wearing it, it activates every time. therefore everytime i kill one i always get a charm drop while wearing it. dont know actual statistics of drops so dont wanna edit

Maps
I made a new thread regarding map/minimaps/map squares on the fansite forum. 05:19, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

Restore Files
Can you please restore File:Apmeken (Iconically symbolized).png and File:Scabaras (Iconically symbolized).png if possible? Because I want to readd them into articles. Many thanks. - Naikiw 15:49, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

Editz
214,000 edits since 2009. You are insane.

In a good way. 16:36, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

How come I can't join the chat? O.O

I see what you did there
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6646/cookplox.png

-- 22:35, May 30, 2012 (UTC)

RE: Noob
Oops... Thanks for noticing that. I should pay closer attention. 23:17, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

TCHBLEH
You... 09:30, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * I actually thought it may have had something to do with you.. but I had to be srs. . I dub you Le Troll, again... for the... you get the idea . 09:35, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

Help Me Plox
Ok, so last time I asked you to help me with this was firemaking; now it's woodcutting. I have 762 xp to 99; can you please help me to choose what to cut so I get 1 off 99 (for teh pro screenshot)? 01:44, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

Jagex Wiki fail
I thought you'd enjoy this. 20:58, June 11, 2012 (UTC)

Magic armour revert
Cook, I've checked it. I know wide tables, images, etc. can be a problem due to the width of Oasis, but I've checked it before clicking the save button and it works fine. Unless you're using an iPod/iPhone/whatever they're called or have a 500x500px screen, it looks perfectly alright. I've been around here for 2½ years, please don't think I'm some noob who doesn't know what he does when he makes an edit. 09:23, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
 * Strange. I see this. Next time, I'll send a picture to you for approval. :P 17:09, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
 * Don't you? 06:23, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
 * Would it be possible to standardly implement it for everyone? If so, I'll make a YG proposal. 11:03, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
 * That's too bad. And I doubt Wikia will want to give up their precious advertisement space. 11:16, June 17, 2012 (UTC)

Hello

Changes: The Crucible
http://runescape.wikia.com/index.php?title=The_Crucible&action=historysubmit&diff=5783185&oldid=5782907

YOU WRITE SOO GUDDDDDDD -- 01:00, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

Fist Of Guthix
Okay, so it looks like somebody who didn't know what they're doing put censor templates all over this page. Whats more, they forgot to use 2 pairs of brackets, so there is a bunch of unclosed template text sitting around the page. It doesn't even look like the templates are supposed to be there, but just wanted to ask first :). BieberAxeKiller 13:15, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

Re:New pages
So, is "Thorny hedge (bagged)" an appropriate name? 15:46, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

Projects
Per Forum:A new way to organise projects, if you would like your project properly advertised on the to-do list and navigation bar, or if you'd like it displayed as a project of the month, please give me a link or update your project page with information on how to participate in the project. The project page link I currently have for you is User_talk:Cook_Me_Plox/Sandwich2. I suggest creating a new non-talk and non-sandbox project page, then getting back to me when you have all the information so people know what's going on. ^-^ 16:27, June 21, 2012 (UTC)

I love you. c: <358.106.69.178 16:06, June 23, 2012 (UTC)AAAAAAAAAshleh ;D

I love you too. c: <3 16:10, June 23, 2012 (UTC) RRRRRRRRRonan ;D

Ferris Bueller, yer mah herow. Also answer my dang message. 16:12, June 23, 2012 (UTC)

ABSENCE
Yeah I've had a show so I've been pretty tied down co-ordinating and directing and working out and dancing.

I'll be on tomorrow, don't have time tonight because I'm flat chat atm

08:48, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

Some RS history.
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/rshistory/ http://web.archive.org/web/20010303145611/http://insight.sphosting.com/intro.htm http://web.archive.org/web/20010215023236/http://www.tip.it/runescape/ <- Scroll down http://web.archive.org/web/20070128054832/http://www.geocities.com/silverion/runescape/worldmap.gif <- RS worldmap @ release, http://web.archive.org/web/20010605194455im_/http://runescape.virtualave.net/images/worldmap.gif

" So to change password you have to type twice "setpass XXXXXX" and voila you changed your password !!! thanks Cammo Andrew has made it you can change your password. It is a little different to configure than the normal one he originally used but here is what you do: in the chat window type: setpass XXXXXX the XXXXXX will come up automatically so no one standing behind you can see the password then it prompts you to retype the password incase you misspelt it. It will then change your password. NOTE: only type 'setpass' not setpassword or passwordset etc. some commands can be seen in the open and then your password would be revealed. To write in rainbow text use "@ran@ xxxxxxx" to write colored text use "@red@ xxxxxxx", @cya@, @gre@, @yel@, @bla@, @blu@, @whi@, @ora@ to tell someone anywhere in game use "tell playername xxxxxxxxx" example: "tell Silverion I have 20 coal free for you" "

old window layout: http://web.archive.org/web/20040327161852/http://www.tip.it/runescape/img/bank.jpg

http://web.archive.org/web/20010303013156/http://www.tip.it/runescape/skills.htm

http://web.archive.org/web/20010302081317im_/http://www.tip.it/runescape/img/spells.png

http://web.archive.org/web/20010927094049/ht  tp://worldofrunescape.cjb.net/ <- Old RS map

http://web.archive.org/web/20010802110626/http://koti.mbnet.fi/rithiur/ <- Mud clien updated wtF?

http://web.archive.org/web/20010802110626/http://koti.mbnet.fi/rithiur/ <- Old rs client http://www.di-rs.com/forums/lofiversion/index.php/t69260.html <- All those bug imgs

http://web.archive.org/web/20010719223501/http://www.tbns.net/runescapeworld/article01.shtml <- Boy trapped at playerownedhouses be4 release!

http://web.archive.org/web/19991223072424/http://www.fitz.cam.ac.uk/users/acg29/mud.html <- MuD site

12:06, June 26, 2012 (UTC)

Base clothes image
Someone uploaded an image of basic clothes at your request (so he said). Not sure where you wanted it so, I gave it a generic name and posted it here to keep it out of unused files.

YUCHANGE AVATAR
That's how I imagined you IRL :P 16:47, June 30, 2012 (UTC)

Thanks - UotM
Hi there :), didnt even know I was nominated :o Anywhoo, tyvm :3 00:14, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Help, my account is haunted
Uh, hi Cook and other recent changes stalkers. I made my last planned edit here on 25 June, to my user page. However, after being alerted of new messages on my talk page (which disappointedly ended up being just maintenance), I noticed my edit count was considerably higher than I remembered (I never quite hit 7k edits before having to take my leave). So I checked my contributions to find where those thirty edits came from, and found that, for some reason, there was a number of edits to beta namespace pages that were attributed to me (examples: Beta:Sling and Beta:Vanguard gloves).

The edit summaries certainly sound like they're mine, and the edits are all the source pages copied over (with the exception of a few blank "doubles"). How were the beta pages created? Was the last revision copied and for whatever reason, the last author had an extra edit added? Just curious, and yeah, hola. 07:13, July 1, 2012 (UTC)

Congrats
You must be having the highest edit count in wikia. http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s145/urbancowgurl777/UltimateSupreme2212-3.png (T@lk) 06:13, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * User:AmauriceBot 11:24, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * O. cool -- http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s145/urbancowgurl777/UltimateSupreme2212-3.png  (Talk to me) 09:09, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Beta Weapon Bonus Boxes
Sorry, I'm really tired after working in 105 degree~ weather all day and need some sleep as it's also 3:37 AM here. I've finished all melee weapons through steel. Yura and I will try to tackle the rest tomorrow when we can. -- 08:37, July 5, 2012 (UTC)
 * Going to bed again. The only remaining items are Offhand melee weapons. I'll finish them up ASAP tomorrow. -- 08:55, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

I know that feel bro
I can truly feel your pain. -- 02:49, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

RE:
What about stuff like Category:Weapons? 06:03, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Mad scientist
Ya sure 'bout the capitalisation? 10:24, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Well, Jagex usually don't capitalise in the middle. Also, I was first!!!11!1 10:31, July 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Facepalm. Delete that! :P 11:18, July 6, 2012 (UTC)

Cleanup
my apologise about the thread i made i just wasnt sure and i did jump to conclusions as well. if you unnote 3 ore it would be about 60 gp so yeah it would still turn a profit.

once again i apologise for the thread i madeMajorFoley1 (talk) 06:16, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

RE: thank you and right now profit i believe is 461 coins, if you work it out like this

2373 per bar - 1845 for 1 adamantite ore and 3 coal and 67 coins per coal

2373-1845-67 = 461 proft per bar MajorFoley1 (talk) 06:26, July 10, 2012 (UTC)

hi
do i no u 10:44, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
 * o i sorry please dont hurt me again 10:50, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

RAEG
/me was JUST ABOUT TO DO THIS@@. Why u always steal my edits 10:50, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Social Slayer
Cook, seriously. An extra function for the enchanted gem that allows for speedier tasks and some extra rewards. In what world is 1 extra function and a few extra rewards enough for a new article? Going by that, there should be two articles for Livid Farm since it has some extra spells added. 11:00, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

How...
Just... How... 11:43, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
 * Pictures for all the new items, making the new pages in less than a minute. You are a GOD. 12:43, July 11, 2012 (UTC)

Ohai! Just a pan-sear?
Just got to add some salt and pepper. Going to get the olive oil and a little bit of lemon zest and I think we're ready... Oh, forgot to turn on the stove. Well, hop in the pan.. come on :) B REN   00:18, July 13, 2012 (UTC)

Your question regarding the powers of a Mahjarrat
I realised after what the reference was. It wasn't anything to do with Freneskae, it was from a previous Ritual of Rejuvenation that a Fremennik happened to witness. I came up in postbag 41. Sorry it took me so long to realise where it came from
 * Which reminds me, did we ever have postbags transcribed here or do we link them to the Jagex wiki? I'm starting to add god letters to the lore project subpages, but wasn't sure if they could be posted in the mainspace or not.

Some history stuff
Cuz u like history.

http://intersolar.narod.ru/f.html - Fighting hiscores as of 25/12/01, someone copied the 2000 people :D http://intersolar.narod.ru/o.html - Overall list 25/12/01 http://www.rune-scape.narod.ru/ - Old rs tipsite, use google translate or something. With original images of the old rs site ive been searching for for a while! http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rsh05.txt - Toplist 20/06/01 http://img324.imageshack.us/img324/7789/zez7re.png - Old nite @ top hiscores, original farm symbol http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/9065/30farming7ns.png - First player to reach farming 30 http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/8972/jagexhackedjpg8rh.jpg - Hiscoresglitch http://forums.zybez.net/topic/707810-first-2000-runescape-players/?quot; - First 2k rs players ever. Dunno the source, but when I check the list it looks real. http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9969/logoutax7.jpg - Andrew pming when member got released http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6503/99allskillbeforefarming5xa.png - Zezima hiscores without farming http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/8653/99allafterfarming5zm.png - Zezima hiscores with farming http://img352.imageshack.us/img352/4168/highlv1rp.png - Zezima was the first to 2079 total! http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2583/chikoritapro0yw.png - Famous wikian right? :P http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rsh04.txt - Toplist 6/6/1 http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rsh03.txt - Toplist 20/4/1 http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rsh02.txt - Hiscores http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rsh01.txt - Hiscores 21/1/1 http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rsh06.txt - "Top 25 clerics"? http://samppa.ifastnet.com/events/halloween2002.JPG - Halloween 2002 http://samppa.ifastnet.com/earlyrsc/hole.JPG - Black hole http://samppa.ifastnet.com/earlyrsc/newbieme.jpg - Old interface http://samppa.ifastnet.com/earlyrsc/truestats.jpg - Old stats http://samppa.ifastnet.com/rs2/horses.JPG - Aprils fools store 2004 http://samppa.ifastnet.com/misc/Asgarnia.gif - Old worldmap when asgarnia got added http://samppa.ifastnet.com/misc/alltop4.jpg - Serverstats http://samppa.ifastnet.com/misc/serverstat2.jpg - Serverstats http://samppa.ifastnet.com/misc/serverstat1.jpg - Serverstats http://samppa.ifastnet.com/hs2/hs-6-0.html - Hiscore evidence for 99 wc everdred http://www.rune-scape.narod.ru/maps/maprus.png - RSmap after relaese of musa point http://www.rune-scape.narod.ru/index.html - nice tipsite http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/runehiddencams/news.html - Ehh? http://www.angelfire.com/rpg/runehiddencams/index3.html - Wut?

-- 18:33, July 21, 2012 (UTC)

Jagex stealing our images again
Hey, since you managed to convince Jagex to delete all images from their wiki that were stolen from us, could you also please get Jagex to delete all of our images from http://www.runescape.com/200million/index.ws? The images are located on http://www.runescape.com/img/main/200m/items/2001.png (change filename for different years). I have identified the following images: There might be some other images I couldn't identify. 14:27, July 24, 2012 (UTC)
 * File:Runescape2betaloginpage.png in 2003
 * File:RFD 2.png in 2006
 * File:Pay to PK riot.gif in 2007
 * File:While Guthix Sleeps.png in 2008
 * File:Commander Zilyana vs. K'ril Tsutsaroth.png in 2011
 * Btw those images might not work if you click them from here. If so, just go to http://www.runescape.com/200million/index.ws and then change the url to the url in the links. That will usually fix it. (it's a hotlink prevention which is fooled if the "referrer" is a page on runescape.com, which it is then) 14:33, July 24, 2012 (UTC)

FIRST

98.253.226.102 02:01, July 27, 2012 (UTC)Anonymous User

Remind me...
Why exactly don't you require a bot flag for your incredibly rapid edits? -- 05:30, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

Edits flooding Special:Recentchanges as of 2012-08-03 05:30 UTC
Your edits have been sustaining a rate of 15 edits per minute on average for an entire hour. According to RuneScape:AutoWikiBrowser, a user shouldn't flood (human edits in) RecentChanges at a rate of more than 5 per minute on a non-bot account and should hop to their bot account for high-powered edits.

I believe you have CookBot for this sort of thing.

Regards, 05:34, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

hai
hai cuk, wat r u ding?????? 15:52, August 3, 2012 (UTC)

hey cook me could you please explain merching in other words i couldnt understand your page on it Oghma infinium (talk) 17:37, August 6, 2012 (UTC)

Soo...
What happened to AJAX? Did we lose it or am I just dumb? If I knew anything about css I'd look, but I just copy/paste. 04:22, August 7, 2012 (UTC)

Pornography spam
http://i.imgur.com/WXFNJ.png 07:14, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

Declaration of Imminent War
MR. COOK ME PLOX:

The Government of the United States having violated in the most flagrant manner and in ever increasing measure all rules of neutrality in favor of the adversaries of Germany and having continually been guilty of the most severe provocations toward Germany ever since the outbreak of the European war, provoked by the British declaration of war against Germany on September 3, 1939, has finally resorted to open military acts of aggression.

On September 11, 1941, the President of the United States publicly declared that he had ordered the American Navy and Air Force to shoot on sight at any German war vessel. In his speech of October 27, 1941, he once more expressly affirmed that this order was in force. Acting under this order, vessels of the American Navy, since early September 1941, have systematically attacked German naval forces. Thus, American destroyers, as for instance the Greer, the Kearney and the Reuben James, have opened fire on German sub-marines according to plan. The Secretary of the American Navy, Mr. Knox, himself confirmed that-American destroyers attacked German submarines.

Furthermore, the naval forces of the United States, under order of their Government and contrary to international law have treated and seized German merchant vessels on the high seas as enemy ships.

The German Government therefore establishes the following facts:

Although Germany on her part has strictly adhered to the rules of international law in her relations with the United States during every period of the present war, the Government of the United States from initial violations of neutrality has finally proceeded to open acts of war against Germany. The Government of the United States has thereby virtually created a state of war.

The German Government, consequently, discontinues diplomatic relations with the United States of America and declares that under these circumstances brought about by President Roosevelt Germany too, as from today, considers herself as being in a state of war with the United States of America.

Accept, Mr. Cook Me Plox, the expression of my high consideration.

December 11, 1941.

FLAYSIANTROP.

15:56, August 15, 2012 (UTC)

More edit flooding
I was going to write a new post on your talk page about your spamming of Recent Changes. However, I find it's more efficient to simply refer you to this existing section of your talk page. Just mentally change the date.

Officially speaking, I'm growing awfully tired of this. Please use your bot account for spam edits. I see no reason why you in particular should be entitled to the ability to spam Recent Changes with rapid non-bot edits. -- 06:51, August 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * What is the negative impact? It kills the ability of anyone to watch Recent Changes while you're flooding it. In no way is there an efficient method to watch Recent Changes while you're spamming it with hundreds or thousands of edits per hour. We have bot flags for this very reason, and I don't see why you in particular should be an exception here.


 * You claim to not be using AWB? First, due to the rapid and sustained pace of your edit spamming, I doubt you are making all of these edits manually. Second, the fact that edit limits apply only to AWB users is a mere technicality. The wiki has an interest in preventing a single user from dominating Recent Changes with spam edits, regardless of how they make those edits. Again, that's why we have bot flags. Why is it difficult for you to log into CookBot and use it for spam editing, leaving the rest of us in peace? -- 21:16, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

Template:Infobox_Item
Hi Cook. Will you do me a favor, and revert Joey's recent edit? For some bizarre reason, nothing happens when I do it. Just use a diff for this edit as the edit summary: "undo bold edit. the GE link is more useful." 08:46, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Money
I think so, but I'm not sure if/when I will play again, so we could just call it a gift to the wiki ;). Stewbasic (talk) 02:53, August 21, 2012 (UTC)

It's a sad evening tonight
Thought I'd let you know, mod Timo is leaving jagex. Info is here: http://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/ypqnu/so_long_and_thanks_for_all_the_karma/

Axslayer33 03:05, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

Runite limb buy limit
Hey, some one said i should tel lyou that the buy limit for the runite limbs needs to be changed. Some one set it to 500, but that is wrong, I dont know the limit, but its not 500 or 1000. I just bought a few thousand off the ge for alching.

Nothins (talk) 21:07, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

No I i alched them all that night, this isnt the first time, I cant say for sure if it was over one thousand in a 4 hour period, but i know for sure that the limit is definitly not 500.

Nothins (talk) 00:39, August 26, 2012 (UTC)

haibargle
So I read your thing on reddit, and noticed these apples. if you haven't given up on it already i'd be willing to help out and make more of em. 20:42, August 28, 2012 (UTC)

<3
http://i.imgur.com/lpWVC.png 14:16, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * Wait, you're giving away cash? Can I haz? ;-) Michagogo (talk) 15:32, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * It was a lend. 16:00, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
 * Yeah, I guessed that from the chatbox. I was kidding. Michagogo (talk) 17:27, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Merchant Guide / Assistance
Cook Me Plox,

I just joined the Wiki and was talking about updated much of the Advanced_trading_guide, but somebody in the Chat linked me to your guide, and I am very interested in it. I was wondering if you could answer a couple of questions:

Firstly, are you planning on ever incorporating this guide into an actual wiki page? Until I became a user and was actually directed to it by another person, I had never seen it. At the least, you could see about adding a link to it in the Advanced Trading Guide.

Secondly, I was wondering if I could assist in the writing of the guide. I have about six years of merchanting experience and could provide a lot of insight in how to squeeze out some extra profit and what kind of items are good for the different areas of merchanting.

Anyways, thanks for your consideration -- I have one specific idea for your guide that I'd love for you to look at; I'll add that to its discussion page.

The Sane (talk) 09:17, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

Hallow is desperade!
The chat won't load for me, could you help me please Cookie :(? 20:59, September 5, 2012 (UTC) Well the page loads but I don't see the chat nor who is in it.  21:10, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

Bandos kiteshield (TT)
You forgot this and this. =) 13:15, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Your input is wanted
... on Forum:Edit spam. Scroll down to "Question for Cook", by Urbancowgurl777. 06:42, September 8, 2012 (UTC)

Boobs
Boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs 00:00, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

I second that. 00:03, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

First
-- HurricaneKhaos 19:37, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

Nerdsaus
I wants to talk to yous on chat but you're never ons. ): 04:05, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

Bad Luck Brian
http://i.imgur.com/pLajZ.png 23:14, September 23, 2012 (UTC)

Special:AllMessages
I noticed the text in the top of browser windows and tabs changed when you're on a file page. I am pretty sure it used to say like "File:Blah.png" but now it says "Image - Blah.png". I went into Special:AllMessages because I thought it might be in there, but I carn't find it. Any idea how to fix this? 14:08, September 26, 2012 (UTC)

GEMH raw data
"Hey Az, I'm trying to do some analysis of Grand Exchange prices (specifically, finding price correlation between item pairs with a displacement of n days). Since you make the GEMH graphs, I was wondering if you had the raw data that you use to make all of the graphs -- all of the price points for all 3,500 items, hopefully with a date value attached. Do you have this information handy, or could you tell me how to generate it? Thanks, ʞooɔ 09:18, February 24, 2012 (UTC)"

Finally... Exchange:Test/Data. Whose idea is this: yours or Joeytje50? 02:42, September 27, 2012 (UTC)

Navbar
Hi, looking for some Navbar assistance. How did you change the "New photos" to "New files" ? -- LordTBT Talk! 17:18, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

Format for files and stuff
If you make put the files on a Sandwich or something, could you possibly use this syntax (WITHOUT THE  TAG, JUST DOIN EXAMPLE): If this can be done, just makes sure it looks like this, with no spaces/words after the last ]], so it doesn't include it in the file/explode the script, I made will be able to go A LOT faster. It's semi-automated though because I don't want to move anything to an incorrect name, so it won't be cookspam fast, sawwy. Thanks  02:43, October 4, 2012 (UTC)

But I like owls
Going to #5 of your comment here, are we able to copy over postbags, god letters, lores and histories, etc? Currently I'm in the process of adding the god letters as part of the Lores Project but they're in my userspace. I've recently noticed some of the Lores appearing in mainspace, so could I take this as a precedent for the rest? Cheers,

wikia bugs filed?
A friend is asking me "do you know where bugs are filed for Wikia's version of the wiki software?

There has been an outstanding bug since the introduction of the visual editor but I don't know where to file a bug report let alone check to see if they are already filed. " Do you know where that is kept? Thanks. --Degenret01 (talk) 12:37, October 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Okay, makes sense. Thanks for the fast answer.--Degenret01 (talk) 12:45, October 6, 2012 (UTC)

Checkuser
Hi Cook. I'm not from RuneScape Wiki (I'm from w:c:bloons) and I understand if you refuse this request, but I have an urgent request to check whether two users share the same IP address. w:c:bloons:User:Wackycreeper15 and w:c:bloons:User:Monkey Engineer act suspiciously similar and I would like to check whether they may be sockpuppets. I would appreciate it if you check whether they share IPs. Thanks! — SW8573 (Message Wall) 12:02, October 7, 2012 (UTC)


 * Ah okay. I'll remember that in future :) (It's just that Special:Contact can take a while) Thanks anyway :) — SW8573 (Message Wall) 12:20, October 7, 2012 (UTC)

Optimus
Hi -- do you think you could maybe adjust the page to reflect the current facts? a jmod has stated that Optimus isn't in the game, and I think the article is confusing. Also, I suck at writing and have no idea how to word it. Michagogo (talk) 22:55, October 8, 2012 (UTC)

Scryer recruitment
Of the 4 scryers I messaged, 3 replied, all with positive attitudes to contributing to lores on the wiki. One was rather preoccupied with life atm, another didn't want to give a definitive answer on helping due a clan restructuring soon that may take up most of their time. By far the most interesting response was from Robo Hobo. Apparently he had an idea for a points system relating to ranking in the clan based on creating and maintaining lore articles on the lores wiki. He seemed to think the idea could pretty well to here, meaning we could end up with a whole host of scryers editing here. I have yet to hear back from the last, but he's a little tricky to get hold of anyway.

Edits flooding RecentChanges as of 2012-10-16 20:39 GMT
Your page creations are sustaining a rate of 45 edits per second on this account. Did you mean to use CookBot here? 20:40, October 16, 2012 (UTC)

Could the Sonic Wiki ask for advice?
Hey Cook Idk if you remember me in chat or anything. But on the Sonic Wiki, we are having a Site Discussion about implementing the Browse standard summaries button (the button to the right above the preview button) and an Administrator on the Sonic Wiki asked me to ask an Admin over here on the RSW for help/questions on how to implement the button. Anyway here's the link to the Forum catch you on the Forum =D  04:15, October 17, 2012 (UTC)

Alpha layer on images
This is just a poke to check your settings. Remember to check add alpha layer when adding transparency
 * Completely unrelated, but cba to make a new header. I'm looking into using wookieepedia's template preloads (you can see them if you edit this page. You can see the related code on that page. It also allows for preloading a custom page should you want to. Handy, no? Compared to the preloaded templates we currently have, these are a vast improvement. the 'Show list of used templates' doesn't even load for me. Whether it contains something I've no idea.
 * I've started a list of templates that have a decent amount of parameters here with a vague attempt at categorising them a little better than 'infobox' largely based on Category:Infobox templates. Can you think of any more that are in use that might be of use?

Robots and archiving.
Omg, I think my pc just had a hissy fit with the lag when i went to post a comment, so that is why I am starting with "Archive plox bro." Or not. Anyhow, I am here to officially declare you to be a robot. How the hell can anyone remember http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Derank_Degeneret01,_Glenndora,_%2Bothers and http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Forum:Why_is_Stinkowing_still_an_administrator%3F?diff=prev&oldid=1012785 unless you are one? --Degenret01 (talk) 16:37, October 23, 2012 (UTC)

Don't edit userpages
Please do not edit other users' userpages on the RuneScape Wiki, as per this policy. If it was your userpage, please log in before editing to avoid uncertainty over whether the edits are what the owner wants. However, a few exceptions can be made. You may edit another user's userpage:


 * ... if you notice anything obviously rule-breaking on a user page (crude photos, messages that may be harmful to someone else or anything that breaks one of Jagex's rules). If you are unsure if the content breaks a rule, contact another user to check it out.
 * ... to clear red links from the wanted pages list.
 * ... if editors are given permission by the author to edit the page. This includes guestbooks and some sandboxes.
 * ... to revert vandalism.

Any other edits may be reverted if we think they may not be the page owner's, and if they appear to be vandalism you may be blocked from editing the RuneScape Wiki. Thank you. Michagogo (talk) 08:46, October 24, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Edit warring
3RR allows for reversion of vandalism. Michagogo (talk) 08:49, October 24, 2012 (UTC)

Ritual Cooking
You are free of sin, Cook Me Plox. No longer are you withheld by the bounds of malevolence, but instead the chains of freedom. You are free. Free I say. FREE!!!

http://i.imgur.com/TR9Kt.png

-- 05:38, October 28, 2012 (UTC)

hund0rdth
HARRO I R HUNDORDTH GUY ON UR TALK PAGE HERE HAVE SOME CAEK 10:45, November 2, 2012 (UTC)

hund0rdth
HARRO I R HUNDORDTH GUY ON UR TALK PAGE HERE HAVE SOME CAEK 10:45, November 2, 2012 (UTC)

Item discovery
Whilst looking for Citadel portal scroll in quick chat I came across Citadel service record. Any idea what this is?

Also, we seem to have a JMod contributor Mod Moltare was the original source of the translation on the RSOF.
 * I managed to pull it up on this if it's any help. I can't remember the site you linked to recently that had pictures as well.

Daily Challenge
Hey Cook. Do you mind if I split your Daily challenge pages into sections by skill name? I already organised them, but in the same table. Thx, 17:11, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

category reorganization
our categories are currently a mess.

current:
 * Category:RuneScape Wiki
 * Category:Content
 * Category:RuneScape Wiki community
 * all this other shit

proposal:


 * Category:Browse (replaces Category:RuneScape Wiki)
 * Category:RuneScape (replaces Category:Content)
 * Category:RuneScape Wiki (replaces Category:RuneScape Wiki community)

this is based on starwars:Category:Browse. i'm not sure if this requires a Yew Grove thread since it's mostly a name change. also, i wanted to check with you in case lots of edits are needed/something goes wrong. -- 21:11, November 3, 2012 (UTC)

Jagex Wiki Copyright Issues
You are authorized to act on behalf of the copyright holders. -- 21:24, November 5, 2012 (UTC)
 * The thing is, he may well not be. This should have been left open until a legal verdict could be made. 21:38, November 5, 2012 (UTC)
 * I sent in a DMCA explaining the entire situation, including the messiness with the copyright ownership. They said they would get back to me within a couple days -- it's been two weeks. 07:50, November 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * And I'm guessing it has now been 3 weeks? I'm far too lazy to comb through their recent changes to see if they've actually done anything, tiny though it may be in comparison.

Stealing Creation beta stats
Have been filled in. Give me your spiritual frying pan. -- 16:02, November 12, 2012 (UTC)

RE
No. Let me cry alone. 00:39, November 14, 2012 (UTC)


 * When I do stupid things, they become smart. 00:44, November 14, 2012 (UTC)


 * Never. But I will say this:


 * You're good people, Cook.


 * 00:49, November 14, 2012 (UTC)

Magical butterflies from Poland
Do see any reason to keep Template:Mmgtable? I think we should just move the /alt one there since it's far superior and actually used. 21:44, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * Wanna make the change+deletion? or I? 22:37, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * So does that mean I'm doing this? Can you move /alt over to the normal one and I guess I'll run through to fix the payjez. 01:56, November 15, 2012 (UTC)

User:Cook Me Plox/EoC
Let's merge it! Come in chat pls 10:57, November 16, 2012 (UTC)
 * Noob get in chat. 06:21, November 18, 2012 (UTC)

items
http://imgur.com/YiHk7

Any idea on what to do with these two? Make em? Don't make em? I honestly have no info on either but I think it's safe to assume it has to do with lightning. 20:05, November 19, 2012 (UTC)

HiStats thread
Forum:Replacing the sitemeter is now closed, with consensus to change the sitemeter to HiStats. 04:01, November 21, 2012 (UTC)

Combat academy reward book data

 * 99: 9,703xp
 * 99: 9,703xp
 * 93: 8,563xp
 * 92: 8,380xp
 * 92: 8,380xp
 * 92: 8,380xp
 * 90: 8,020xp
 * 88: 7,688xp
 * 86: 7,324xp

That's what I was given on preview. 18:17, November 21, 2012 (UTC)

Food template
Is this something like what you want?

Stewbasic (talk) 01:00, November 22, 2012 (UTC)

I finished all on http://pastebin.com/gkXq2xhM except for the anchovy pizza. Wasn't sure how to handle that since you can eat it in parts. 06:55, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

Main Page
Do you know how to set up a good main page? Do you know any codings that might help? I am trying to improve the front page on my wiki but I just can't find any good codings

It'll be great if you can help.

- User:Soldier Elite

DPL transclusion
I'm trying to use DPL to pull parameters from Forumheader in a similar way to the Yew Grove archives. Only problem is that I'm templating the output using the Forum name for titlematch= which doesn't produce any results. Is it possible do this with DPL or will I need to resort to something like a calculator?
 * Found some dpl code that can be used for calcs from Forum:Category Intersection. It seems {{#dpl: should be used rather than tags. The problem is the difference between the two. If I was to use tags:

namespace=Forum ordermethod=sortkey titlematch=New logo? mode=userformat include={forumheader}:date tablerow={{#if:%%|{{#time:H:i&#44; j F Y|%%}}|–}} the output is  namespace=Forum ordermethod=sortkey titlematch=New logo? mode=userformat include={forumheader}:date tablerow={{#if:%%|{{#time:H:i&#44; j F Y|%%}}|–}} . However if I use {{#dpl: {{#dpl: }} You get {{#dpl:|namespace=Forum|ordermethod=sortkey|titlematch=New logo?|mode=userformat|include={forumheader}:date|tablerow={{#if:%%|{{#time:H:i&#44; j F Y|%%}}|–}}}} It seems #time doesn't recognise the time in the forumheader as a time stamp. Any ideas?
 * namespace=Forum
 * ordermethod=sortkey
 * titlematch=New logo?
 * mode=userformat
 * include={forumheader}:date
 * tablerow={{#if:%%|{{#time:H:i&#44; j F Y|%%}}|–}}

You're needed
Sorry to interrupt your busy life, but you're needed in chat <3. Dogfoger (talk) 12:40, December 3, 2012 (UTC)

HAPPY 3 YEARS AT WIKIA
YAY WE ARE LATE BUT WHO CARES @@@@@@. 03:22, December 6, 2012 (UTC)

Enter the section headline
I would never forget my apprentice.

http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd328/lmille07/Emperor-Palpatine.jpg

I trust you are spreading mayhem and doing me proud? 04:58, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * What? Reactor shaft? I don't get it. 05:01, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * Is that guy from starwars? I just googled creepy old guy and he popped up. I thought it was the pope. 05:10, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
 * he is. 15:26, December 6, 2012 (UTC)

Ha
You thought you were being so clever when you had someone send me the link to the remove highlights discussion, but I had the last laugh@@@@@ 05:50, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

It's me
Now hand it over. 18:59, December 8, 2012 (UTC)

>.<
Owls are not a waste of time you walrus. -- Kangaroopowah  ( Talk ) 02:06, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Exchange:Shark soup
Please make an exchange page for Shark soup. I have no bloody clue. 21:31, December 12, 2012 (UTC)

I'm just procrastinating
But if you want, you can tell me; however, my failing grades will be on your head. 02:06, December 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * How am I supposed to get into McDonald's U if I don't have at least a 5.3 unweighted GPA? 02:11, December 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * On what? My ludicrous expectations for a remedial school or my pointing out your Super Sayan edit? 02:26, December 14, 2012 (UTC)

You clever bastard
http://imgur.com/Cp2pJ.png

There is no way you didn't plan that. 02:15, December 14, 2012 (UTC)

Question about Wikis in general
So this one Wiki only has one admin that hasn't even logged on since January 5 and people have been telling him to make other admins, yet he doesn't respond. Where might I go to address this issue? I tried looking at the forums on Community Central but I just got confused on what would be the proper one. -- 09:22, December 14, 2012 (UTC)


 * Never mind, Hydro helped. -- 09:38, December 14, 2012 (UTC)

Merchanting
Hey Cook. I hate eoc and so I don't want to make money with combat any more. So I figured I'd go back to merchanting, since I had moderate success with it. But then I realized that most of what I used were combat-related. And since eoc fucked all the shit, I was wondering&mdash;if you still do merchanting&mdash;if you had some advice for what's good to do. Thanks 05:58, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

User page
Make a better user page. :)  16:02, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

I was told that you're the person to ask about this. Can you add or tell me how to add an extra field to the template http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Template:Profitable_High_Alchemy, specificly a members field that says whether an item is F2P or P2P.

58.109.87.133 00:36, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

dewd
You're a comix http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20121218.gif

03:01, December 19, 2012 (UTC)

I'm looking to see if anyone can quantify the invisible damage boost that staves hold over wands. I was hopeing you could help me in finding any hard empirical data to support this? I have scoured the wikia and any article that hints to this doesn't give me anything more than hear say.

You have come highly recomended by fello wikia editors and have been described to be knowledgable in this field.

Beilstein (talk) 21:52, December 20, 2012 (UTC)

Caek
Seeing how well you managed to predict the fate of the fish mask, I must again turn to you for help, regarding the "smuggled in" rare that was never actually announced as a rare, at least not nearly as much as the fish mask, the christmas tree hat. Currently, the street price for both that and the purple present is 20m. Do you think it will hold that for at least some time, or even rise for a bit? 15:47, December 21, 2012 (UTC)

Food calc template
Does food heal more if your constitution level is boosted beyond 99? The calculator just sees values beyond the bounds as the bounds themselves. I'll let you fix it if the answer to my Q is yes. 19:00, December 28, 2012 (UTC)

screw it
shit 00:13, January 1, 2013 (UTC)

I herd you leik dugkip
http://i.imgur.com/rOxb1.png

01:13, January 4, 2013 (UTC)

I herd you leik crocrokip
http://i.imgur.com/51Qx9.png

01:28, January 4, 2013 (UTC)

Something
What do you think, since you're the professional on organization? -- 02:29, January 5, 2013 (UTC)

Re:Closure
Since file talks are rarely used (at least that's what I think) the policy was instated as a safeguard in case something like this ever happened. Even before the proposal I cannot recall such a case. And common sense is used in some policies and the definition of common sense in those policies are universal. In this case, if a file gets rfd'd and the talk page contains a ton of spam, it would be better to delete it rather than preserve it. However if the talk page had some intelligent discussion in it it might be better to keep it. It depends on the situation. -- 03:32, January 10, 2013 (UTC)
 * As of now there isn't any that I am aware of. But there has to be at least one in the entire history of this wiki - and like I said - the policy is a safeguard in case such a thing happens (albeit unlikely at this time). -- 04:38, January 10, 2013 (UTC)
 * That's one harsh way to put it, but like I said above, I am unaware of any case that it happened; there is still a possibility it could happen, whether it be one minute or ten years from now. -- 04:52, January 10, 2013 (UTC)

Value and Limit
Dunno how you got it... could you add in the Value and Limit info for these items: Category:Exchange items missing value and Category:Exchange items missing limit. Thanks! Really appreciate it... 07:38, January 10, 2013 (UTC)

Base-N
I figured you might appreciate my cool little subpage: User:The Mol Man/NtoDec

is your number.

Plx tell me u likes it. 22:43, January 10, 2013 (UTC)

Missing My Mummy Quest
hi there cook me plox, do you help around with quest guide information?

because im currently doing missing my mummy and this part caught my attention
 * Pray at each of the 'Broken statues' to restore them. Restoring each statue drains about 180-200 prayer points - 5/5, 4% completion each

However when i did it, i lost no more than 10-20 prayer points, im not sure if this information may be outdated or anything, and i dont think its cos of what im currently wearing for the quest

MajorFoley1 (talk) 06:32, January 13, 2013 (UTC)

Hey -wink-
So uh... How about we go out for lunch sometime and talk about some things  ;)  <3 04:03, January 25, 2013 (UTC)

Chesh? really??
Yes ofcourse :D  Shinigamidaio (talk) 14:48, February 6, 2013 (UTC)

Your Daily Challenge Page Question
I was wondering, what exactly does the "Difference (Xp counting from prestige)" column in the Dungeoneering table represent // how is it calculated? (So I can add the appropriate value in the future). 83.101.44.209 17:11, February 6, 2013 (UTC)


 * Hah! How silly of me, didn't notice that dependancy! Thanks ^^ . 83.101.44.209 17:30, February 6, 2013 (UTC)

Might Warrant a Look
Was thinking this edit might warrant a look, mostly because of RS:DDD, though good of the user to point out the rs wiki: http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Talk:Small_cash_bag?curid=447314&diff=7304432&oldid=7304431. (Apparently can't use the live chat unless I sign up *sigh*). 83.101.44.209 19:35, February 6, 2013 (UTC)

You've been invited to my Max cape party!
''Change of date for Max cape party... please re-read.'' Bren's Max cape Party Thursday, 14 February 2013 at 7:00PM EST World 91 at Varrock East Bank

20:58, February 14, 2013 (UTC)

stopit you idiot!Cloud29387 (talk) 17:48, February 18, 2013 (UTC)

Was told to ask if I saw ya, but food be out
User talk:AnselaJonla Think you can help with that? 18:15, February 20, 2013 (UTC)

Wikia Fuck
You're usually in the know-how:. Why is wikia so fucked up right now and when do they expect to be fixed and why do we not have DPL? 13:31, March 2, 2013 (UTC)


 * Dude, brah. What's that summation on your userpage of? 13:55, March 2, 2013 (UTC)


 * He is missing a condition on the summation Westseen (talk) 05:09, March 6, 2013 (UTC)

Druidic  Items and A-log
Hey Cook, I finally did find someone who got a druidic item. Their a-log showed they completed en elite clue. There was no separate entry for the item. You had to hold your mouse cursor over the elite clue entry to see a pop-up with the information on what druidic item they recieved. Westseen (talk) 04:45, March 3, 2013 (UTC)westseen

Google searches
We're not coming up on the search results for Google anymore. Just search anything.. Here's an example:. Why? ): 05:00, March 20, 2013 (UTC)

Equation
What's the significance of the equation on your userpage? Is it just a random series that happens to converge to 2x+2/3 or is it some special thing that I've just never heard of? 16:32, March 23, 2013 (UTC)

What's my misbehavior? You got it wrong. Juvialoxar (talk) 06:50, March 27, 2013 (UTC)

Hey Cookme, I need help with something. I'm doing a clue in 07scape but burthorpe got updated so im not sure exactly where it is. Can you help me find it?

Pok
Don't you be pok'ing me boyo :P

16:09, April 6, 2013 (UTC)

Regarding talk in chat
Ahoy cookie,

Regarding the recent discussions we've been having in chat, I think a issue may arise by something I just noticed... When you're next in chat can you ping me and I'll explain more :) Kris. 14:47, April 7, 2013 (UTC)

Jagex Wiki copied pages
I'm getting bored of having these articles sat in the category we're meant to use, so I was going to see if I could get Michelle to nudge the legal team along. Before I did though, I wanted to check if Jagex had replied in any shape or form so I'm not disrupting the 'due process'.

Wikia Summer Project?
Hey Cook Me Plox!

I'm Jorge and I am on Wikia's Community Development Team. So, I'm sure you're a busy person and all that, but I wanted to contact you and some other trusted users about a potentially cool opportunity. I know it's a little vague, but we're bound by secrecy.

Anyway, Wikia is working closely with game and entertainment creators/folk and, based on your active participation all over Wikia, we thought you'd be a great contributor. Are you open to working with us and other Wikia Community members in coming up with ideas for our programs? You'd be invited to join developer round-tables, co-author quizzes and other content, and maybe be invited to the Wikia offices in June (we would fly you out of course).

I know it's pretty vague, but I think it's a cool opportunity. If you're interested, are 18 or over, think you can be free to travel around late may to early June, can commit to some cool stuff this summer, and feel comfortable signing an Non-Disclosure Agreement and all that, then I can put you on our list of interested folk and we can be in touch with more details in the future.

Anyway, let me know when you can by shooting me an email to jorge[at]]wikia-inc.com. Jorge (profile)•(talk) 21:10, April 8, 2013 (UTC)

Awesome thing
Instead of generating a sequence and then checking if it's plausible, shouldn't we generate it on the fly, each time choosing from a list of possible actions, and ending with a complete drain of the bar? 21:56, April 8, 2013 (UTC)

Hey
Archive your talk, otherwise I will send my fat husband after you. 17:52, April 10, 2013 (UTC)

Cake
I'm going to have limited internet for the next couple of days. Worry not, I am actively developing the program, and as such would like to ask you a couple of questions:


 * 1) When the player is using dual weapons, is is possible for an autoattack to be performed between the 3 tick interval between abilities?


 * 1) On the topic of weapons, what model weapons should we use for the 3 attack styles?


 * 1) What are we assuming about the defence bonuses of the target, the ammo in the case of ranged and the spell in the case of magic?


 * 1) Do you want the logic to be open source? I can easily place it on an external PHP page if you want to protect it.


 * 1) Finally, can you give me the average hit data for the abilities?

Thanks, 19:31, April 12, 2013 (UTC)

Oh Cook, Cook, wherefore art thou never on?
^ 14:07, April 16, 2013 (UTC)


 * S:C fails for me for some reason, can you log on to RS? 16:57, April 16, 2013 (UTC)

Wollen Sie zu meiner 99 defence Party kommen?
Caek 18:54, April 17, 2013 (UTC)

Beta
Hi Cook, did you get into the beta? Fansite staff were supposed to be allowed in and I didn't... So I was wondering if you or Ryan had. Also note that you may not have received the confirmation email, you have to try to log in to it to see. 14:16, April 18, 2013 (UTC)

First
First. 01:17, April 19, 2013 (UTC)

Exchange graph junk on google searches
After you mentioned it yesterday I did some digging, and largely the answer is no. It seems possible to prevent Yahoo! finding it, but google lacks this feature (mainly so people can't abuse it). The only thing I could think of was to load the Exchange data with js, but that would probably require a fair bit of rewriting, as well as adding some time to the pageload.

I had to resort to an ugly hack to get the data removed from pages in wikiamobile, so the script loading the data would be handy for that too.

:o
Has that guy still not given up? 19:02, April 20, 2013 (UTC)


 * Is this some sort of comedy sketch? Or is there a 4chan competition to see who can produce the longest argument based on a misconception? Qloque (talk) 19:33, April 20, 2013 (UTC)
 * Just out of interest, are you going to argue until he accepts that he's wrong? I mean, you've proven him wrong numerous times, so that's the only reason I can see for arguing further. If so, you may be there for a long time. Are you sure you don't want to just "give in" and be done with it; I think that would be the more mature thing to do. 19:46, April 20, 2013 (UTC)

Map
The little cave to the east just north of Drill Demon is either some tutorial thing or from Royal Trouble. Or something else. Anyway, update the map with labels and get TWW in there. <3 17:39, April 25, 2013 (UTC)

Where are you?
I haven't seen you on chat or ingame for ages. I got the UI done the other day, do you want a .rar? 21:02, April 25, 2013 (UTC)
 * Oh, what the hell, you're not replying, so here you go: https://www.dropbox.com/s/jj95nff4mpju7n6/Cake.rar 19:52, April 26, 2013 (UTC)

Food calculator
This. 18:20, April 28, 2013 (UTC)

Random gif
http://i.imgur.com/3m3OQu6.gif

Enjoy. 19:30, April 30, 2013 (UTC)
 * You should watch the original, non-slowed down version. Wasted like 15 minutes watching it a few days ago. 19:33, April 30, 2013 (UTC)
 * First sentence of the congratulatory message translates "And now we will show you a cartoon." Neat. 07:06, May 7, 2013 (UTC)

Deine Logik
This is really weird. I tried using your logic, and  returns   I went onto your replit, and it returns false even for the array you put in as a sample (which incidentally starts with "S"). I may have found a bug; either that or I'm just doing it wrong, or I'm using an outdated version. 12:22, May 4, 2013 (UTC)
 * On a miscellaneous note, why is the .gif above in Russian? 12:23, May 4, 2013 (UTC)

Caek
Features:
 * Square icons, as requested
 * Logic works and is bound to the button
 * Right clicking adds the item to the bar
 * Generator bug fixed

Can you please customise the text? The headings need something there. 12:51, May 6, 2013 (UTC)

Happy Barfday
Happy birthday from me and my friends:

I hope you have an ice day. 09:14, May 8, 2013 (UTC)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @@@@




09:29, May 8, 2013 (UTC)

Happy Bday
Happy birthday cook! =] 10:07, May 8, 2013 (UTC)

Happy Birthday from Yelps!
Happy Birthday, Cook Me Plox! I have seen to it that you will have a 0.1% percent increase in your chance of earning spin tickets today, and a 0.0001% percent increase in winning the 200m grand prize! You can purchase spins here or by clicking ‘Add Spins’ in the Squeal of Fortune interface. Don’t forget that members get two daily spins instead of one!

so i herd
it was ur birthday amirite

Happy birthday Cook! Hope that cake you made out of your arm and bits of foot was as good as it looked! name jokes are hilarious - 21:48, May 8, 2013 (UTC)

Happy birthday
I'm assaulting you with caek http://i.imgur.com/Nxm7ukw.gif

21:51, May 8, 2013 (UTC)

A very happy birthday from the President-in-Chiefer
I couldn't find a good image of caek, so here's Glorious Warlord W. wishing you a happy birthday. He wants you to know that you're welcome to go hunting with ole Dick anytime. http://i.imgur.com/3GlPLLe.png

--Shockstorm (talk) 22:10, May 8, 2013 (UTC)

I made that image for you, also FIRST
Sorry for the quality, imgur was freaking out -_-

http://i39.tinypic.com/2ztk26u.gif

03:29, May 9, 2013 (UTC)

you over yonder
s:c or irc when you get the chance please, cockbreath 18:52, May 10, 2013 (UTC)
 * also archive this goddamned page or I will end you 18:54, May 10, 2013 (UTC)
 * well played... 19:58, May 10, 2013 (UTC)

First
First, Like this post plz 19:16, May 10, 2013 (UTC)

Probably not a big deal but:
I don't know if it's considered an annoying joke or light vandalism, but I just noticed that on May 5th someone changed all the stats on my userpage to 99. Just reporting this in case action needs to be taken, IDK. Logialian (talk) 08:23, May 11, 2013 (UTC)
 * About the armor stats: There's a thread on the RS forums that gives stats on practically any armor and weapon in the game! If you know basic statting with the EoC, you can use the thread to update most of the articles. Here's the QFC if you're interested: 15-16-439-64950997
 * Editing the wiki while at the RuneSpan makes both more enjoyable, so it's not a big deal really :P Thanks though! Logialian (talk) 08:58, May 11, 2013 (UTC)
 * I took a look at many in-game stats and they're exactly the same as on the thread, so the author most likely compiled the numbers from in-game items, rather than a formula. His lists should be safe. (Any items I'm unsure of I check on the GE.) Logialian (talk) 10:04, May 11, 2013 (UTC)

MMGs
Your guides were completely orphaned >.> I've given them all DPL links on the base Money making guide page (which will probably give them a lot of attention), but surely you had some other plan to link them as well? 12:25, May 11, 2013 (UTC)

a video for you
How long can you last? 01:57, May 12, 2013 (UTC)

Icon size
Sorry, I've been busy due to exams. Anyway, I managed to scrape out some time, and right now I'm staring at my computer screen, which is showing me the horrible picture of all the icons being 30px by 30px. It really really really does look bad; I don't know why you want me to do this. I'm not saying this because I can't be bothered to code that; on the contrary, I've already done it, and I don't like what it looks like. Also, making the bar too wide cuts off half of the header. Here's a link; are you sure you don't want to change your mind?

P.S.: Don't worry about the preset box not being big enough, I'm still working out why it's like that (I haven't had much time, and I'm not that good at CSS). 18:46, May 13, 2013 (UTC)

Google search and exchange data
I think I've figured out how to stop it happening. Take a loook at a search for pneumatic gloves. It has a chunk of data, but has nothing else from the infobox. Now look at another search for draconic jadinkos. It has nothing from the infobox, but has the first sentence that appears after the infobox. Why?

It's because google apparently ignores everything that isn't in a &lt;p&gt; tag. If it's in a table it ignores it. We can't see the data unless we turn turn javascript off entirely or use ?useskin=wikiamobile (Ryan removed the data stuff with CSS, but it's still there if you look at the page source). I'm not entirely sure about the div tags, but since the pneumatic gloves search doesn't have "Loading..." as the first word it might discount it as well. Essentially, if we can change the p tag the data is being loaded from into a table, google should ignore it.

Money Making Guides
While you're in Mort'ton, perhaps also make a calculator on making Sacred oil or Pyre logs ^^. 134.58.179.35 06:38, May 15, 2013 (UTC)
 * From my own experience, the only chest with rewards worth the bother is the golden chest; and as the golden keys are ever so uncommon/rare that burning the shades is not worth it unless you're actually looking for FM or Prayer experience instead. 134.58.179.35 08:27, May 15, 2013 (UTC)

Fergles mmg list

 * NeutralCutting mahogany logs: 2 full inventories (2 special mahogany logs, 54 mahogany logs); cut on sw Ape Atoll using the bank deposit box to the east; no inputs; 7k woodcutting xp, level 89; 8 minutes 16 seconds. 17:39, May 15, 2013 (UTC)
 * Maybe relevant, what is your Woodcutting level? And from my experience (tho if you want I can keep a log next time), 2 Special mahogany logs in two invents is a rather high/hopeful average. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 17:59, May 15, 2013 (UTC)
 * Added woodcutting level. The page for special mahogany logs says their chance is 2%, so it appears I indeed got lucky. If Cook can't calculate it properly with the info on 2%, I can do more tests. (: 18:17, May 15, 2013 (UTC)
 * NeutralCollecting toad's legs: 2 full inventories; collected at the swamp in Gnome Stronghold and banking in the Grand Tree; no inputs; 0 xp; removed legs on the run to the bank; 5 minutes. 17:55, May 15, 2013 (UTC)
 * NeutralHunting swamp lizards: 2 inventories (26 lizards each trip); set up 4 traps at a time and left them there while I banked (they collapsed by the time I got back, but it allowed me more inventory space for the lizards); I chose the hunting spot with 4 young trees, which happened to be closest to the Canifis bank; no inputs; 7904 hunting xp, level 91; 11 minutes 58 seconds. 18:17, May 15, 2013 (UTC)
 * Hunting kyatts: 2 inventories (26 perfect furs each trip); used kyatt hunting gear; banked in Zanaris; 0 inputs; 28500 hunting xp, level 91; 1425 prayer xp from burying their big bones; dropped tatty fur; 49 minutes. It takes about 1 minute to get from the hunting area to the bank. 21:54, May 16, 2013 (UTC)
 * Hunting larupias: 2 inventories (26 perfect furs each trip); used larupia hunting gear; banked in TzHaar; 0 inputs; 14040 hunting xp, level 91; 1170 prayer xp from burying their big bones; dropped tatty fur; 26 minutes 37 seconds. It takes about 50 seconds to get from the TzHaar bank to the hunting grounds. 02:26, May 17, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Bird's nests
Good idea! I do indeed have access to the NIS alpha. Any idea if you can log into the NIS alpha at the same time as the real game (would be a perfect task to multi-task with). Any suggestions how many would be a good amount to aim for? 10k nests in total? Though for the log we still have to decide what kind of log we want to have; one for each type of nest separately (in which case one could argue for/against counting the egg nests as one type or not) + one for the average distribution of types of nests; or the global one I have created as a first suggestion. The latter can easily be split into the former, but the other way 'round isn't possible (validly) under all circumstances. Which reminds me, I think someone made a YT video once doing the same with hard clue caskets (in the EOC beta); too bad he never kept/shared his full log. 134.58.179.35 05:51, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
 * Yay! Her results are similar to my data =3 . Well, I'll see how much data I can collect over the weekend. I'll probably make a separate log page with that data, tho; until we combine all data together into one log. 134.58.179.35 06:16, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
 * Looks like my first idea fell through, can't play normal RS and NIS at the same time (as sorta feared). Guess I can't do it as a multi-tasking activity in LRC, drat. Anyhow ^^' ... IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 15:51, May 17, 2013 (UTC)
 * \o/ points at User:IP83.101.44.209/NIS Kingdom Data; altho I worked slightly different from the original suggestion. I withdrew from the kingdom in NIS, as to get a different selection of nests as well; and not just get data about nests seeds. I really wished I hadn't collected my Kingdom last week, though; would've made it much easier to get a lot of data. Will continue in a week, or perhaps two, when I have more days saved up. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 17:10, May 19, 2013 (UTC)
 * Ugh, but that'd require me to do a Barrows run on the main game xD . And I've heard that the 7th brother is rather painful in EOC. Besides, we'd have to agree on a kill count for the brothers as well as the monsters... Anything else, rather not-combat related, you want some data on? Perhaps I'll be more interested :P . I wonder if Jagex brings the NIS alpha to one beta with html5 (or that's what I remember them saying), if the separate save-world will remain or not... IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 04:19, May 20, 2013 (UTC)
 * My runs at looting barrows are done; and resulted in about 640 loots logged (still have to process most of them from screenshots to useable data; perfect for a multi-tasking occation). I'll make a page afterwards with a total summation of everything for you; and drop another note. Another something I considered for data gathering are the new Wishing well bushes; unfortunately I'm one Farming level short (as well as short on time till the next weekend). IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 14:08, May 20, 2013 (UTC)

Barrows chest loot log
* points at /NIS Barrows Data * If you want I can send you the original data file, with the separate reward of every single looting. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 17:57, May 23, 2013 (UTC)

Btw, I still have the screenshots of 583 lootings, which I can provide on request (or a specific one, if you are looking for confirmation/proof). In total they block 216MB; as such I do plan to purge them at the end of the coming weekend, if I hear no request for them. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 18:08, May 23, 2013 (UTC)

Great, according to this edit, the data is already useless xD ... *sigh* I ain't heading back, however. Hopefully Suppa has data to corroborate this. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 14:59, June 1, 2013 (UTC)

Please
Can you tell me what to replace the placeholder text with? I did ask you to post it on my talk. 10:25, May 24, 2013 (UTC)

New Farming Seeds Data
Well, so much for my hope of gathering data on the new seeds... As I expected/feared on Monday, the update happened while I was in NIS, and it did not make me restart. As such NIS wasn't updated. Just wanted to start gathering data on the Butterfly flower, but when I arrived in NIS, my patch was empty, except for weeds. Waste of my precious White lily and White berry plants... IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 17:45, May 24, 2013 (UTC)

sad
it not pan out. 22:41, May 24, 2013 (UTC)

Bird's nest templates
So I've finished the third version/iteration of my Bird's nest log templates: User:IP83.101.44.209/Birds nest Data. Any more notes/suggestions before I put it on the Bird's nest page, instead of the current drop tables (kindly also drop a note if you think the current version is ok, so I hopefully end up with explicit consensus)? I am not really sure if the notes from the Egg nest table are at all useful/required; I just didn't want to lose any data currently on the page. I'm all for removing them, though, that information should be on the items' pages anyhow. I'll bug Mol to hopefully figure out why the Template:Charm one stat makes my rows higher than required. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 10:02, May 26, 2013 (UTC)

AD
As I type this, I just got finished with the second episode (ya, I'm slow), but I think it's pretty damn good so far. I'm not sure if you've ever watched Workaholics, but did you notice the airline workers in Episode 1? Speaking of noticing things, I noticed quite a few of the little jokes, but I'm sure there's a large number that I missed in just the first episode.

Also, I think it's time you change your signature back (or to something new; Maeby like an AD themed one; that'd be pretty Fünke). 14:17, May 26, 2013 (UTC)
 * Okay, did I miss a scene? Exactly what the fuck happened to Lucille 2? 22:29, May 26, 2013 (UTC)

Ogre coffin looting
You wanted data? Well, here is some data for you ^^. 2560 loots worth, to be exact. I've already updates the ancient zogre bones chances on the Ogre coffin page, but am a tad unsure how to handle the random low-value items... The % for each item individually is so low that they'd logically/strictly they should all be classified as Rare, except perhaps Coins, which'd be Uncommon... Suggestions? IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 17:48, May 26, 2013 (UTC)
 * Would be more beneficial if I gave you the right link... Btw, your talk page is massive >.< ... IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 17:49, May 26, 2013 (UTC)

COOOK!!

How have you been? I thought you stopped playing Runescape or something. Remember me, EnterRiftSpc from Smokin Mils? It's good seeing you're still doing what you do best. I hope all if well, if you aren't busy go on IRC or shoot me a pm. See you around buddy

69.236.170.212 18:39, May 26, 2013 (UTC)EnterRiftSpc

Edit to one of your userpages
I edited one of your User: subpages to remove a link to a deleted image. 11:25, May 31, 2013 (UTC)


 * I am so sorry, is there anything I can do to make it up to you? 11:31, May 31, 2013 (UTC)

I have your 500 Frost dragons kill details. Tidying up the spreadsheet at the moment.Darke Adam (talk) 20:07, May 31, 2013 (UTC)

Frost Dragon Logs
http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/8782/cookslog.png

There's your information.

Darke Adam (talk) 20:42, May 31, 2013 (UTC)

RE:Let's play "Find where the picture was taken from"!
I'm confused, are you wanting me to tell you where the picture was taken from or do you want me to read the article? <.< 15:47, June 1, 2013 (UTC)
 * Well no but I did find it after some googling. Gonna to go all legal on dem? 15:50, June 1, 2013 (UTC)
 * I don't see how anyone would recognize that. <.< Also that's got to be the most obscure file ever. 16:03, June 1, 2013 (UTC)

Green
Is my browser bad or do the images you're uploading (eg Saradomimist Scout.png) have green backgrounds instead of transparency? 12:20, June 2, 2013 (UTC)
 * I hope you understand that green screen actually makes regular transparency a bitch and an eyesore... It should really be saved exclusively for textured transl. 21:38, June 2, 2013 (UTC)

Aviansie drop log
Just confirming that I'm working on the aviansie drops and should have info from 500 kills by tomorrow or the next day. 16:31, June 3, 2013 (UTC)


 * Alrighty. Here, below, is my drop log from killing 500 Aviantese. Mainly 128s, but a few 132s and 136s. I logged everything but bones and feathers. The herbs are all grimy. I spent a bit more than 4 hours getting 500 kills:


 * http://i789.photobucket.com/albums/yy180/Horsehead789/Aviansiedroptable500KC.png


 * 14:26, June 4, 2013 (UTC)

Re:Poke
Can't. I used a site blocker to block chat off on this computer. 17:05, June 3, 2013 (UTC)
 * You'll be waiting a while. I set it to a 72 hour "you can't change this once you press the okay button" option on the block. In the mean time, do you a) agree with Suppa that the merges I'm doing don't need consensus and b) think that the way I'm doing it is the best way? 17:13, June 3, 2013 (UTC)

Maps
I'm struggling to get the maps at 100% zoom. I don't think it's going to be possible. I asked if there was a way to remove the icons, then I could change the size to 100% easily (but if I did that with the icons, the icons would be 2x bigger than normal since they don't change depending on map zoom). But again, probably not possible. So not sure what we're doing to do. I opened the Taverley Dungeon map that I made and compared it to the one Jagex gave us at 50% zoom - it is sadly a huge difference. The maps are tiny and it will be impossible to imagemap them without having them at 100% zoom with no oversized icons. 19:30, June 3, 2013 (UTC)

Favicon submission
If this thread continues to gain support, what will be the process to choose a favicon? Would a submission page such as the one created for the logo be appropriate? 05:51, June 4, 2013 (UTC)

ImageMapping
So it's far from complete, but it's running enough for someone like you to make use of it. All you can do is fetch .png files from the wiki (no need to use the File: prefix or the .png suffix) and add/move dots of different colors. Hopefully there's nothing wrong with the syntax it prints, but if there is, it's just a  that's easy enough to fix. Here's the earliest "working" version of this GUI. 14:24, June 8, 2013 (UTC)
 * Oh, and no title or legend yet, sorry. I haven't forgotten, but that's later on this list. Title will be caek for me to work on once I have everything with dots running. The legend, on the other hand, will be a bit more of a challenge; nothing I won't be able to figure out though. 14:29, June 8, 2013 (UTC)
 * Newest; Added DotList functionality and made the SplitPane less annoying. You can add new DotLists and then select them from the menu on the right. Once you press "Make dot" there, you can keep clicking to add dots of that kind until you either say you're "Done with" making those or you decide to remove that list. Selecting a new dot list doesn't actually change what dots you make, you have to reclick the "Make dot" button to say you'd like to start adding that dot. 18:04, June 10, 2013 (UTC)

noob
I am sitting here bemusedly wondering how long you are going to keep advertising your birthday in your signature in the hope that people will leave you messages. So far, much longer than anticipated. 06:48, June 11, 2013 (UTC)
 * I like owls. 17:43, June 11, 2013 (UTC)

After doing my 92 grotworms task, I got:

3x   Addy ore x3

2x   Blood rune x50

6x   Coins x5K

33x  Sara brew (2)

3x   Shark x2

7x   Rune helm

1x   Royal cape

6x   Flax x50

2x   Rune longsword

3x   Rune dagger

1x   Tarromin seed

4x   Rune mace

6x   Adamant square shield

2x   Runite ore

3x   Adamant chainbody

1x   Marrentil seed x2

4x   Grimy Tarromin.

1x   Avantoe seed

1x   Grimmy Irit

1x   Clue scroll (hard)

1x   Royal dragon hide

1x   Grimy Dwarf  weed

86.100.55.9 19:33, June 11, 2013 (UTC)

GedasFX (Zeolithim)

arkansas kickstarter
I saw a kickstarter in Little Rock for a movie based in arkansas. With the high funding goal, I thought that this would be some big time film... but oh my god. This looks awful. Does arkansas suck this much?

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1546315532/big-doc-the-movie?ref=city

22:54, June 11, 2013 (UTC)

Mean
So mean. My first time editing in a long time and my images are already edited by the ungodly you. ;w; So basically I need to add that license on every image I take now?
 * Also archive your stuff. I'm lagging. (Not like you would anyways) 09:58, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

What's the deal with this?
"I just said I was tempted to merge the articles desptie the results of the thread (although I had no intention of actually doing so) in Special:Chat, and then I was told to do so by Cook (and nobody would dare question his wisdom)..." -- 19:20, June 14, 2013 (UTC)

You defended him so..
Please. ._. 18:25, June 15, 2013 (UTC)

Oi
Since when did searching "RuneScape Wiki" on Google display that Jagex ripoff as the first result? And don't you think it's time to archive your talk page? And maybe call an end to your afterbirthday? How long does that last anyway? 01:50, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

Killing Chaos Dwarves and Hand Cannoneers

Equipment

Firstly, realise that a Dragon Pickaxes are a RARE drop, so you could be in the Battlefield for quite some time, almost constantly in battle. For this reason, it would be vastly preferable to use nondegrading armour/weapons.

Due to the fact that the majority of npcs use Ranged, Melee would appear to be the optimal combat style. As such, Melee void armour, or Bandos would be a fine choice.

For weaponry, I personally opt for an Abyssal Vine Whip and and Enhanced Excalibur - should these be out of your reach, a Saradomin Godsword would be heartily recommended, or an Armadyl Godsword, the latter being to constantly boost your stats without the need for potions, and the former for healing/prayer restoration.

Ah, ah, ah, ah, Staying Alive, Staying Alive

Although they don't hit high, the Dwarves and Cannoneers can hit often due to their sheer number. There are a few ways to counter this:

Bunyips - as long as you have a bunyip out, you're invincible here

Food - Standard

Rejuvination/Guthix's Blessing/Regenerate - not recommended if you're a high level, will lower kills p/hr

Soul Split - Dwarves and Cannoneers drop bones. Combining the effects of Bonecrusher and a Dungeoneering prayer necklace will help you stay almost indefinitely

Killing

I have found the fastest way to dispatch as many of these npcs is to set yourself a 'base' slightly east of the Chaos Dwarves' rock barricade. From there, attack every Chaos Dwarf you can. Once all Dwarves are dead, target Cannoneers until Dwarves respawn, without straying too far from your 'base'.

In terms of abilities, you're goign to be wanting to use AoE moves AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. With dual wield, this comes in the  form of Flurry - to minimise overkill damage loss, hit every Chaos Dwarf in the area once, so they follow you. Then target a Dwogre that is standing next to a Cannoneer. Upon activating Flurry, you'll be able to kill all the Dwarves, likely the Cannoneer, and drastically weaken the Dwogre.

Otherwise for Dual Wield, you can be fairly unintelligent with your ability usage - the Dwarves will die in on average less than two seconds, and the Cannoneers fair little better. Save Destroy/Assault for Cannoneers or the accidental Dwogre target.

For 2h weapons, I recommend cycling through Smash, Cleave, Dismember, and Sever, using Slice inbetween every ability. For Hurricane and Quake, follow the same method used for Flurry above, and use both these abilities in quick succession.

What should I take?

Although this information may be useful on its own, it may help to have a real example - This is typically what I take to fight, and would be the set I recommend anyone to use:

Bandos Helmet (Or Void Melee Helm/Helm of Neitznot/Dragon Full Helm)

Bandos Chestplate (Or Void Top/Dragon Platebody)

Bandos Tassets (Or Void Bottom/Dragon Platelegs)

Bandos Gloves (Or Void Gloves/Barrows Gloves/Regen Brace/Pneumatic Gloves)

Bandos Boots (Or Steadfast Boots/Dragon boots)

Demonhorn Necklace (could use any of the Dungeoneering Prayer Necklaces, or a Saradomin's Whisper/Amulet of Fury if you do not intend to use Soul Split)

Ring of Wealth

TokHaar-Kal (A Skillscape could also be used)

Abyssal Vine Whip & Enhanced Excalibur (or a GodSword)

My inventory consists of 1 Crimson Charm, 1 Blue Charm, 1 Handcannon Shot, 1 Charming Imp, 3 Summoning Potion(4)s, 13 Bunyip Pouches, a Bonecrusher, and the rest as food for emergencies.

Extras/Helpful things

Although not great charm droppers, due to the fact you'll likely end up killing thousands, a Charming Imp can be a nice augment here to pick up Crimson and Blue Charms.

Pick up Hand Cannon Shot! It's stackable, and worth ~10k gp per drop.

Wear a Ring of Wealth. Again, with the sheer amount killed here you're going to activate the Rare Drop Table a fair few times. Wear a RoW to increase your chances of getting that 21m-worth Adamant Bar drop!

Turmoil helps greatly with this, but I would only recommend using it if you happen to be using the Demonhorn method.

Ultimately, this works out to be about 525 kills an hour (approx 60k experience) with 'optimal' practical equipment. Taking into account Pick drops, HC shot, and RDT drops, you could expect to earn approximately 1-1.2m an hour on average.

Darke Adam (talk) 10:15, June 16, 2013 (UTC)

plz
http://i.imgur.com/iWsmN22.jpg

04:09, June 17, 2013 (UTC)

Drops from 20 minutes of killing brine rats:

- 30 Bones

- 67 Raw rat meat

- 4 Water talisman

- 18 Raw pike

- 30 Raw lobsters

- 9 Raw swordfish

- 31 Raw sharks

- 1 Brine sabre

- 28 Death runes

- 20 Earth runes

- 30 Water runes

<_2> worst case scenario
=/ 05:30, June 18, 2013 (UTC)

So sorry
Fuck, I lost the battle

You were right, I was very wrong

I will never give up

And now for the real apology:

I'm sorry I'm a twat

Please excuse me; I'm dumb

You have won the war 10:53, June 18, 2013 (UTC)

Your signature
Your birthday was over a month ago - as was my own. Please revert your signature to its previous form. Here is a little list of people who have had their birthdays since then:

15:06, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
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 * lol 15:42, June 18, 2013 (UTC)
 * It says it's his afterbirthday, though. 14:39, June 22, 2013 (UTC)
 * His afterbirthday was the day after his birthday, every other day is his unbirthday. 11:26, July 10, 2013 (UTC)
 * I can't be bothered adding to the list anymore, but please change your signature :/ 08:41, September 18, 2013 (UTC)

...
http://i.imgur.com/9UDAA3M.gif ♫It's the final countdown♪ ♫de ne ne neeeee♪ ♫de ne ne ne ne♪ ♫de ne ne neeeee♪ ♫de ne ne ne ne ne neeeeeee♪ ♫de ne neee de ne ne ne ne ne neeee neeee neeeeeeeeeeee♪ ♫de ne neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee♪ 17:55, June 24, 2013 (UTC)

I'll byte you
Your stupid talk page needs to be archived. 19:16, June 25, 2013 (UTC)

Sammich
User:Cook_Me_Plox/Sandwich seems to be broken 15:03, June 26, 2013 (UTC)

Rorarius/Charm log
1010 kills 47 runite limbs (9600 high alch) 50k in herbs/seeds

keystones 4x quintus 1x primus 1x sextus 2x quartus 1x secundus

90% left on pernix, 190k repair for full set used approx ~500 arrows with royal crossbow + accumulator

talk with me sometime tomorrow for more details Mike111b (talk) 08:46, July 2, 2013 (UTC)

hey dude i need a cool username so i can edit here and makes things better 76.6.212.70 06:00, July 4, 2013 (UTC)

also first :) 76.6.212.70 06:02, July 4, 2013 (UTC)

Flash Powder Factory
Flash Powder Factory Okay so i said i would explain the glitch...the previous best xp method said to continue to collecting points until just before 500 points, makes sense right? Then Jagex updated in game in a hidden update that I heard was sometime between August and September of last year but I think that is wrong, more likely it was early this year. Anyway....So after the update the new best method is to collect points as fast as possible until you have used up all 6 initial mixing powders. At that point, you will be teleported out of the game without the small xp loss that you would get from dropping an apparatus. Now the problem i am having is that after you get back to the live game (because FPF takes place in an instanced world) it SOMETIMES, seemingly random, will say that you lost somewhere between 33-50% of your xp because "you left before your shift was up". I have read through the in-game tutorial on how to play the game and it talks about a neat little explanation of the purpose of the game and stuff, but nowhere in there does it talk about a minimum time. I've left the game as early as 10 minutes left, with no penalty, and like 4 minutes left with a penalty. To my knowledge, nobody has been able to figure it out and have all written it all off as a glitch....but not everybody has a Cook Me Plox, so ya =P write me, back tell me what you think

Also, http://imgur.com/DUOKfsW,HcWeHiO,JJiCUTi oh and this....http://imgur.com/xaptbqX ...talk to me later i will explain that image Mike111b (talk) 02:39, July 8, 2013 (UTC)

flash powder factory 2
OMG COOK =DDDD!!!!!! i think i made a breakthrough!@#@$~!# LOOOOOOK!!!!

3 runs.....3 times in a row all the same points INCLUDING the SAME penalty.....that means that we can filter out the bug!@$!$~ =DDDDDDDDDDD 110k agil xp IS POSSIBLE!$~$ Mike111b (talk) 19:45, July 9, 2013 (UTC)

Archive
do eet 14:16, July 10, 2013 (UTC)

Efficiency
I was wondering, is there any particular reason you put the calculator-table on the main page and the custom-income-thing on the talk page? It seems more userfriendly to put the custom-income-thing on the main page, and put the calculator-table on a subpage (eg Calculator:Efficiency/Cooking/calc). This also frees up the talk page for actual talking. 14:35, July 11, 2013 (UTC)


 * That makes sense I suppose. One more question: would it be possible (I honestly know nothing about HTML and stuff so this might be stupid) to store things like the amount of fish you can cook per hour in a variable at the top of the page and just use that instead of typing the number over and over? It would make corrections to that rate far easier to make. 14:41, July 11, 2013 (UTC)

Sitenotice question
Hi Cook. I don't know if you're the person who can answer this for me but you usually know things so I figured if you couldn't, you could at least point me to someone who might be able to help me.

I hate the sitenotice. After this lunacy, it's now almost half of the visible page. So I want to get rid of it. The problem is that when I dismiss it, every time I go to a new page, the notice loads for like a second and then disappears. Which is even more annoying than a sitenotice that is as large as the moon. So I wonder if there is a way to permanently repress the sitenotice from loading at all. I know we had this problem on en wiki, and I think the code we used to solve it in our monobook.css was

display: none; }
 * 1) sitenotice-fundraiser {

This was specifically for a fundraising banner, though, since en has the sense to not overuse the sitenotice. (This is actually why the sitenotice is useless. People ignore things that are always there, so even when the notice updated with important information, people miss it because they ignore the sitenotice in general. But I digress.)

When I tried to use that same code (modified to remove the -fundraiser) it was unsuccessful. So I'm at a loss. Do you know of any way to help me? I exclusively use monobook.

Thanks! 21:23, July 13, 2013 (UTC)

Insulting other users in discussions
Hello, Cook Me Plox. It seems you have precipitated yourself when you have sent me this message. The messages I've sent to Temujin96 aren't even slightly offensive and I would like to see proof of me "questioning his mental faculties". If you believe that people that can't actually send what they desire on messages sometimes is a mental problem, then you are insulting myself, because I do that occasionally and I don't have any mental faculties. I also see you were opportunist when it came to leave me this message, which is very late, irrelevant and lacks proof. You apparently noticed that I had just archived messages and found it was a good time to leave the title "She insults other users" at the first space due to the discussion I had with you about the map showing the religions of Gielinor. That is the impression I have, since you left me that message days after the discussion with Temujin and put a flashy title that offends myself and does not have any factual support. Hurt the images of other users implying they are unoccupied, disruptive people is not something that will solve any problem, Cook Me Plox. Please reflect about that when leaving messages to any person, not only in the Runescape Wiki. 14:55, July 14, 2013 (UTC)

Cook me Plox, are you aware your point of view? You are putting "Let me refresh your memory =)", " you just need to read things more carefully", "congratulations" and my statement saying that Temujin first answering a mod will never convince me that he actually listened to/read Above The Lore as highly offensive insults...That was something that made me slightly laugh. I also have knowledge that you are an excellent reader but you could stop using expressions in other languages because communication only happens when the person you are talking to understands what you are saying, and using these expressions hurts your point of view in my opinion. And when I say "if you know english you'd know that" I'm just supporting the fact that the person knows about the subject (obviously, since we are both using english). Your accusations have no foundation and lack the definition of insulting. The conversation I had with Temujin96 was perfectly normal and no rules were broken. You are hunting for problems that never existed with unfair accusations and irrelevant facts. If you insist on the topic, I will have to ignore you. 15:51, July 14, 2013 (UTC)
 * talk about a plot twist... 21:27, July 14, 2013 (UTC)

While Guthix Sleeps
yay :) also....i think i might try to get these kills with a friend, so that I don't have to brign two combat styles and he needs some money. It shouldn't effect numbers, as long as we both keep track of combat xp gained and add it up at the end.  and total our drops.  I've heard they drop lots of rune, so i might bring alch runes, is there anythign specific you suggest i pick up other than the dragon pieces?Mike111b (talk) 19:39, July 17, 2013 (UTC)

Loot from 10 easy clues
I can do this with meds/hard/more easy/ maybe even elites after I do Do No Evil if you want: http://imgur.com/LJlo1jG,Ri69bQj,mvDrJzc,5707oDG,3rvPWWv,ZRpfYZB,r68erYl,XmaozC6,PbtjqRX,uFlPy1q#0 12:14, July 18, 2013 (UTC)

You're invited to my trim party!
Find out the details here. --BrenRS (talk) 02:27, July 19, 2013 (UTC)

Question
(01:02:41 ) <@Cook_Me_Plox> I would leave the page unlocked

(01:02:53 ) <@Cook_Me_Plox> <span style="line-height:14px;color:rgb(0,0,0);white-space:pre-wrap;">Keeps him contained Doesn't that go against your administrative duties? To allow someone to vandalise further? 200.195.134.66 00:08, July 20, 2013 (UTC)
 * no. 00:11, July 20, 2013 (UTC)
 * see also Sting operation 00:22, July 20, 2013 (UTC)

Sorry
Sorry. 05:41, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

Wishing well bush data
There, all done ^^. The number crunching was much less than expected. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 19:01, July 23, 2013 (UTC)

Spoiler
I don't see a problem with the censor I added. Some people may only be looking for help solving the puzzle. Even though the Wiki has a policy of not spoiling quest plots, I think this particular spoiler makes sense. See also RS:IAR, unless that's invalid because of some consensus that I don't know about. 02:43, July 24, 2013 (UTC)

Heh
What made the penny drop? Tbh I was surprised you hadn't just looked at Category:Dutch users. 16:03, August 12, 2013 (UTC)

You came out of hyperspace too close to the system
!!! 08:10, August 13, 2013 (UTC)

Look at the guy at the top saying 'Whats up green?'
http://i.imgur.com/B8Ox3g4.png 12:31, August 13, 2013 (UTC)

I can haz freedom?
Cook, can you please remove this fence from around me? I gotta pee... Dogfoger (talk) 20:35, August 17, 2013 (UTC)

LOLOL
http://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/127212/what-is-a-great-farming-method-for-crimson-charms/127279?noredirect=1#comment174426_127279. He accepted my answer right after he made that comment xD. I have learned the art of debating from you <3 12:47, August 19, 2013 (UTC)

I got a name change
http://i.imgur.com/6GfYvKH.png

Monk hair? Or all bald? 22:55, August 22, 2013 (UTC)

Sorry
Whoops, sorry about that one, must've used the edit button on the wrong diff page >.< ... IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 05:59, August 25, 2013 (UTC)

That'd be fabulous
http://i.imgur.com/Inio8jY.png 00:50, August 26, 2013 (UTC)

Re:NPCs
Okee dokee. 17:59, August 27, 2013 (UTC)
 * Done. Now archive. :3 18:04, August 27, 2013 (UTC)
 * ...well played. 1-0 18:49, August 27, 2013 (UTC)

Re: Surge spells
Hey, Cook! My friend actually lent me a seismic wand, and I managed to collect some data on its damage with different spells. I also drew up a sheet for the bat wand, to compare. You can see this spreadsheet here. If I get some time later, I'll also run the figures on ancient magics.

Back to Divination. -- 12:41, August 31, 2013 (UTC)

theme
since you haven't been in irc in a while, http://iiiiiii.wikia.com/wiki/Eye_Wiki -- 19:01, September 11, 2013 (UTC)

ozymandias
holy fuck 18:51, September 16, 2013 (UTC)

Broken mmgtable/page
Hi cook, the template Template:Mmgtable/page isn't working on the page Grimy cadantine, i can't see any reason why it isn't working. Can you look at it? 12:21, September 19, 2013 (UTC)

JS Calculator help
Hey Mr Cook, I was told you were the guy to talk to about making js calcs. I wanted to make a simple one for myself for my userpage. wondered if you could help me out a bit. I just wanted to make one for like determining profit/hr based on actual ge buy/sell prices.

JoshC1968 00:48, September 24, 2013 (UTC)

Permission to update the Template:Infobox spell
Hey Mr Cook, I was wondering if you wanted me to update the infobox for spells to not display the experience parameter when the type is combat. If the type is combat it would put up the usual element and damage parameters, and if not display the experience per cast. I have the quick change on my sandbox pages, User:JoshC1968/TemplateSandbox with an example that uses it on User:JoshC1968/Sandbox. I figured it would be in order to ask permission since this would change a lot of pages in turn. -- 23:51, September 26, 2013 (UTC)

tickets
still nothing? 17:57, October 1, 2013 (UTC)
 * time is running out, please respond 20:11, October 6, 2013 (UTC)

FIRST
FIRST FIRST FIRSTLuna Kitsune (talk) 04:30, October 5, 2013 (UTC)

Contact details
To email me use the English Wikipedia's "email this user" function. The Wikia won't send me a confirm message for my email, so it i sbroken here. Rich Farmbrough, 17:22 10 October 2013 (UTC).

Could you please try undeleting the revisions
On. I get an error when I try. I've tried deleting/undeleting revisions, but it didn't work. 11:06, October 15, 2013 (UTC)

Cook Me Plox Einstein, I choose you!
In Nightmare Zone in oldschool, while x is the damage you perform, y is the second damage it shows when you are under a "power up" as Spine refers to it as. I don't know a simple formula as the numbers are rounded and it's hard to decide how the second number is determined. I've used linear regression but even rounding those up/down it doesn't always equal the second number. Any ideas on a formula? x = 8,9,11,12,15,16,17,19,20,22,23,24,27 y = 6,6,8,9,11,12,12,14,15,16,17,18,20 --BrenRS (talk) 01:15, November 4, 2013 (UTC)

NEED YOU EXPERTISE
I need help figuring out a formula. X is the initial hitsplat, and Y is the hitsplat that comes after X. Bren figured it out as $$y = 13x/17$$ where $$x$$ is the base damage and $$y$$ is the power up damage but there's still inconsistencies. We hoped your prowess would help us out. Here's the numbers:

x = 8, 9, 11, 12, 15, 16, 17, 19, 20, 22, 23, 24, 27

y = 6, 6, 8, 9, 11, 12, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 20

-- 01:18, November 4, 2013 (UTC)

Suffixes
There's no real problem with them; they serve their purpose as a definition/index. Think of it as a disambiguation if you want. Also, if you're referring to Goop, I did that because lol. Also, there's no preference for one over the other. 07:36, November 7, 2013 (UTC)
 * That's a big assumption there. Go ahead and delete them, just don't make up motives for my edits. 15:51, November 7, 2013 (UTC)

Views
How does one check an article's views without using the non-existent Special:PageViews again? Also, for the love of Crondis, archive your talk! 19:25, November 10, 2013 (UTC)
 * Trivial things mosly. I am interested in tracking how often a new non-disambig article (Feldip Hills Civil War) is viewed over time, though. Should make an interesting graph. 19:35, November 10, 2013 (UTC)

Caek
How does this work? 21:28, November 15, 2013 (UTC)

Maybe you can get the point across
17:57 - 18:14. I'm seriously tired of this shit. I think this fruitless venture needs the aura of a sysop... and one who's a bit more competent than just saying "drop it". 18:18, November 22, 2013 (UTC)

Ascension vs chaotic/RCB
Approximately, how much would the damage output and accuracy increase when making the switch from the tier 80 chaotics or royal crossbow to the tier 90 ascension crossbows? 19:56, November 28, 2013 (UTC)

You
I was wondering two main things, namely: I welcome your reply whole-heartedly :3 07:13, November 30, 2013 (UTC)
 * 1) Why cook a cake? Shouldn't you bake it? Won't cooking it make it all 'mushy'?
 * 2) How come the Cook can have a birthday, everyday? And... who is this 'The Cook', surely there are more than one?