Chaos Elemental Letter 1


 * Go. It smells like quarter past. Cabbages make the best soup. No, broccoli! Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been? Duckling ugly an was once there. Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello? 15 at the last count. Did it ask a question? Bizarre boron swell, coolcoder9t tasty, doctor cole cruchy, meaty goodness. Chompy make da bestest yums! No, it seeks the blade. Stop the shifter, torcher and penance! Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be. Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden. Wilderness? Rewind less? Weird lens? Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!!

Updates from Letter 1

 * Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been? (Slayer update with Killerwatts)
 * Duckling ugly an was once there - There once was an ugly Duckling (Swan Song quest)
 * 15 at last count - Could refer to the 15 known Mahjarrat in Zemouregal's notes, although 3 have since died. (The Curse of Arrav)
 * Did it ask a question?- Stronghold of Security, as the doors ask questions.
 * Bizarre boron swell - Anagram, states "Zaros will be reborn" (Temple at Senntisten)
 * Chompy make da bestest yums! (Graphical update to Gu'tanoth)
 * No, it seeks the blade. (Probably referring to the Dragon 2h sword that it itself hoards, or the Shadow Sword mini-quest )
 * Stop the shifter, torcher and penance! (Refers to minigames Pest Control and Barbarian Assault)
 * Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be. (Trouble Brewing minigame)
 * Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. (Refers to the Fairy Tale quest series)
 * My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden. (My Arm's Big Adventure quest and Sorceress's Garden minigame.
 * Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello? (Soahc is Chaos backwards, Jas refers to the stone of Jas so the quest While Guthix Sleeps)
 * Wilderness? Rewind less? Weird lens? Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!! (Ditch update in Wilderness, also interesting to note the 'Tanath cur' is a phrase in the Skavid language)