User:Eucarya/Predicted Updates

Apologies to genie, a clan member who first noticed and posted it. I'm just reproducing here.

Letter 1

 * Go. It smells like quarter past. Cabbages make the best soup. No, broccoli! Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been? Duckling ugly an was once there. Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello? 15 at the last count. Did it ask a question? Bizarre boron swell, coolcoder9t tasty, doctor cole cruchy, meaty goodness. Chompy make da bestest yums! No, it seeks the blade. Stop the shifter, torcher and penance! Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be. Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden. Wilderness? Rewind less? Weird lens? Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!!

The updates that have happened

 * Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been? (Slayer update with Killerwatts)
 * Duckling ugly an was once there. (Swan Song quest)
 * Chompy make da bestest yums! (Graphical update to Gu'tanoth
 * No, it seeks the blade. (Probably refering to the D2H that it hordes)
 * Stop the shifter, torcher and penance! (Refers to minigames, Pest Control and the recent Barbarian Assault)
 * Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be. (Trouble Brewing minigame)
 * Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. (Refers to the Fairytale quest series)
 * My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden. (My Arm's Big Adventure quest and possibly somethign else)

Unknown or unreleased updates

 * Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello?
 * 15 at the last count.
 * Did it ask a question?
 * Bizarre boron swell, coolcoder9t tasty, doctor cole cruchy, meaty goodness.

Letter 2
''In my house, cup of tea? Angry bow gets boost, she is reborn, the chosen one! Bubbles to my new home, flaky scalp. Cheese pie, mmmm. Triangle? Pyramid! ; PK me mum! Lunar eclipse brings us closer to them. The museum will close in 10 minutes, please make your way to the nearest age. Helping hand please. Illusion long dead, is they? Ferrets will find them. Hidden in the tree they were. Blue egg rises. Shhhh. Vyre warning, take a bite. Helm must be rejoined when the Gypsy gets a makeover. Hum uncle us. Mamma Mia, that’s a big basket! Mallum 12, Witchaven 0. For Shiver my quiver. Watching, forever watching the bones of the past. They will come for my bride! Bah bah barby have you any null? Stuff the chicken, stick the chompy. Comfy magnets. Yes mate yes mate 10 waves full. One for the ranger, one's never enough, and 2 for the little boy who collected all the stuff. Have you seen my arm?''

The updates that have happened

 * In my house, cup of tea? (POHs)
 * Angry bow gets boost, she is reborn, the chosen one! (Death to the Dorgeshuun quest)
 * Triangle? Pyramid! ; PK me mum! (Prayers for magic, refers to PKing and the prayer.)
 * Lunar eclipse brings us closer to them. (Lunar Diplomacy quest)
 * The museum will close in 10 minutes, please make your way to the nearest age. (Third age treasure trail items)
 * Helping hand please. (Hand in the Sand quest)
 * Ferrets will find them. (Hunter addition)
 * Vyre warning, take a bite. (Shadows of Hollowvale quest)
 * Mallum 12, Witchaven 0. (Slug Menace quest)
 * For Shiver my quiver. (Crossbow update)
 * Yes mate yes mate 10 waves full. (New Barbarian Assualt minigame)
 * Have you seen my arm? (My Arm's Big Adventure quest)
 * Comfy magnets. (Animal magnetism)

Unknown or unreleased updates

 * Bubbles to my new home, flaky scalp. (hints at a bathroom update to POH?)
 * Cheese pie, mmmm.
 * Illusion long dead, is they? (Maybe the undead creature update this month)
 * Hidden in the tree they were.
 * Blue egg rises. Shhhh. (Use for eggs from WCing)
 * Helm must be rejoined when the Gypsy gets a makeover. (Varrock graphical update)
 * Hum uncle us. (Homonculus, a small magically humanoid; maybe refering to the imp graphical update)
 * Mamma Mia, that’s a big basket! (Maybe refering to the reward for Fairytal Part III, or maybe the balloons in the Enlightened Journey quest)
 * Watching, forever watching the bones of the past.
 * They will come for my bride!
 * Bah bah barby have you any null? (Maybe sheep graphical update.)
 * Stuff the chicken, stick the chompy.
 * One for the ranger, one's never enough, and 2 for the little boy who collected all the stuff. (Maybe refering crossbow update)