Dark Squall

Dark Squall is a player rumour that has popped up on the Official Forums many times and remains unmentioned by Jagex. Many players have claimed to have seen him wandering around the Chaos Tunnel. According to players, he appears, shouts an insult, and teleports away. Threads on the official forums were turned down and their creators called liars. Players claim to see him appear in the room filled with Zamorak mages, warriors and rangers next to the Fire Giant room in the Chaos Tunnel. According to players, he appears roughly every 7-8 minutes, but does not stay for more than a few seconds. Things he is known to say are:

ruby and dark are noobs
 * Yes, thats right...
 * Atlast!
 * Hmm...
 * No, that's wrong...
 * Infernal teleports
 * Can't be...
 * Another portal?
 * This one, I'm sure
 * Here...! No, wait.
 * I must be close...