Cows Are Taught To Lie Earthward

Cows Are Taught To Lie Earthward (C.A.T.T.L.E.) is a workers union of cows. They are concerned about "hide-hoarders" whittling down their numbers, despite their ability to multiply so quickly. With the letter sent to C.A.T.T.L.E. and some moo-tivational speaking, the union, may demand more troughs.