User talk:The Fizzbuzzler

If someone posts here saying first, I will have no choice but to post the entire text of the U.S. Constitution five times on their talk page. 06:00, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

Gnome Maps
You're welcome :) I just thought the article could use some serious cleanup... Lutecium 01:33, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Easier way to merge page history
Special:MergeHistory was enabled here. This allows pages to be merged very easily; all you need to do is type in the name of the page going to be merged, and the page it should be merged into. Cheers, 13:30, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

RE:JSbot
I suppose Megan didn't know that if the author of a proposal requests closure, it means they have retracted their proposal. You clearly understand what's going on here, so feel free to reverse my closure. 23:37, November 1, 2010 (UTC)

Compressing inventory images
Why shouldn't I do it? 04:38, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

Offensive account name
User talk:Herpes426. Offensive account name much? Herpes = Sexually transmitted disease. 05:58, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
 * Not offensive enough to require action. It's not insulting anybody, just a term that some people find embarrassing. Cook me Pl0x makes me think of cannibalism... - 06:23, November 2, 2010 (UTC)
 * Funny thing: if you have coldsores, like me (blisters on your lip), you have herpes... in fact... you've had chicken pox, then you've had herpes too. =P
 * Btw, you're going crazy with the edits, eh?
 * Jedi Magnus 23:56, November 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * Jedi Magnus 23:56, November 8, 2010 (UTC)

IRC
Feel like hopping into the good old relay chat? 17:47, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

First
After you archived... 19:01, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

Re: Submissions
I haven't looked at it in detail myself, but I think it is possible to have some scripting for charm log submission like the ones Q did for the exchange namespace. I don't know if the changes Wikia made with the new skin will impose any restrictions. I don't think anyone has copied the existing exchange submission stuff to the new Wikia skin yet because I no longer get the popup when clicking on the update exchange link. 19:37, November 2, 2010 (UTC)

Alan Grayson
... LOST! Now, at the time of writing, the New York Times has projected that Republicans have gained 11 House seats and 1 Senate seat (Indiana). I'll probably find out the results of the election tomorrow morning. Good night to you. 01:38, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Re:Nonsense
Cos you don't say anything, stupid! 08:11, November 3, 2010 (UTC)
 * Well I went to bed, so screw you! 21:42, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

CookSpam
I couldn't think of anything funny to say tho :/ - 11:42, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

http://i1018.photobucket.com/albums/af305/pharos5000/Wikia/CookSpam.jpg

RE:Fansite contact
Hi. To contact Jagex I used their Fansites Communication e-mail, [mailto:fansites@jagex.com fansites@jagex.com], which got a reply quite quick. 14:54, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Re:Grats on being born.
66th, actually, but it's the thought that counts. 19:21, November 3, 2010 (UTC)

Tell the children
To stay off changing your name on hilites. You decide what way it will be, and you do any changes you want. If anyone asks to change your name tell them to gtfo and mind their own damn business, this is freaking ridiculous and rather pathetic.--Degenret01 01:50, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

Spam nub
this is for flooding RC...

http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/3383/cookspam.png

09:26, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

first.

 * D 10:23, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

Eh yea...
I kinda screw'd up with my bot can you roll back it to 15:59, November 4, 2010 bot name: User:JSBot (if some one haven't done it yet)

You probably want to ask why? Well I forgot that there could be }} in the way (this is fixed) when it was on z so yea... -- 14:31, November 4, 2010 (UTC)

User:Cook Me Plox/Sandwich4
Do you really need the file links there? If so, please remove all the red-linked files. 08:07, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

RS:FIMG/File:Primal platebody close.png removal
Uh... why?! 10:41, November 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * Oh, okay then. Please make a summary or something next time, okay?  Drat, it looked so good.  18:21, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

^ lol
File:Dragon_full_helm.gif cache image. -- 17:45, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

RS
Sorry, something happened and I can't type into rs anymore... 21:54, November 5, 2010 (UTC)

Something funny
15:41, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

Cursors
We actually have kept old icons in the past for spells, hitsplats, skills, etc., so it's not too far-fetched of an idea to keep backups of the old images of cursors - especially when only some cursors were updated and the old ones currently seem more consistent in appearance. I knew that the old cursors already had images, and I deliberately uploaded the new ones as new files, and left the old ones in the article as well. There's no ambiguity as to which cursor is which - I mentioned which ones were the old versions - and the only reason I did not add a new column to the chart was because there were only six new cursors. If all cursors had been updated, I would have put a new column with the old ones, just as had been done in the hitsplats article. And the person who mentioned that there are new cursors even said "I noticed two changed cursors, the new pictures should still be added (and please also keep the old ones!)". Just because there is a change to the game, it does not mean that we must throw out everything that used to be in the game, and keeping old images is essentially the same as keeping a record of past monsters, deprecated items, and patched glitches. I won't revert the edit, as you have already deleted the new images, but I'll add one new image with the six old cursors in the trivia section. That should clear the redundancy issue, right? If you have an issue with this, please create a topic in the talk section so other users may provide input. Thanks, 20:37, November 6, 2010 (UTC)


 * Huh, I never knew that page existed :o 22:13, November 6, 2010 (UTC)

Re:Ferret (Dungeoneering)
Certainly, sir. Right away, sir. Please read the Ferret article as well, sir. <-) 08:27, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

Oopsies
Hey cook, can you have a look at the last 2 edits to your Userpage? I'm not sure if that guy was vandalising or adding his own tab. I couldnt really tell on iPhone... If it turns out he was doing the right thing could you revert my undo and tell me on my talk so I can go apologize. Thanks. - 13:31, November 7, 2010 (UTC)

For Calculators - I hear you are like Yoda.
I was wondering if you could help me with creating a calculator that calculates the total cost of skilling methods per hour. This calculator takes the methods shown from the skill training pages and adds a calculator that shows exactly how much they cost and how long it would take to achieve the desired level.

A person would only need to indicate which levels they wanted to start and stop each method and show how much they feel they can earn per hour. Since these items change for each player the calculator would show customized information for that player.

I know the descriptions are too long but I wanted to make sure the idea was clear to try and help us figure

Fields a person would need to type in themselves:

1. Coins the player feel comfortable earning per hour (Fill in Manually)

All Fields but Item 1 above, A and B would be automatically filled in:

Skill Category:

A. Starting Level Using This Method (Fill in Manually)

B. Finishing Level Using This Method (Fill in Manually)

C. Method of Leveling

D. Experience Needed to Level between Levels Shown

E. XP per Hour Using this Method

F. Items Required to Level between levels shown

G. Grand Exchange Price of Items Required to be invested (F x G.E. Price)

H. Grand Exchange Price of Items to Be Sold after Using Method (F x G.E. Price of Converted Item)

I. Profit or Loss Created after Selling Converted Items (G - H)

J. Profit or Loss per Experience Point (I / B)

K. Number of Hours would it take to level between levels shown using this method (D / E)

L. Time Value in Coins (Item 1 x K)

M. Total Cost in Time and Coins (I + L)

N. Total Cost in Time and Coins Per Experience Point (M / E)

This is a quick example of how this calculator could work for firemaking. This person filled in that they planned to level on only normal, maple, and magic logs. They could have changed it up in any way to compare their results using this calculator. See below.

These are just a few thoughts. Let me know what you think. Would love to hear what someone with your experience has to say. Orninion132 04:56, November 9, 2010 (UTC)Orninion132

hey i need help making a user box, thanks much! im also trying to petition more calcs and images on the wiki. ill give you more info later on what i think needs to be cleaned up and added over the winter. again, i apperciate your support. Thanks!

The Irony
21:56, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * His reaction to DDD, while not ideal, was relatively reasonable. Upon making your first edit, a policy is slapped in your face for reasons you don't fully understand, and then you're asked to do something you don't understand for the same reasons. If I were new to this wiki, I wouldn't know that in the sentence "archive your talk", "archive" was the verb, nor what that verb meant. Never the less, there was reason to remove that comment from the talk page. 22:04, November 9, 2010 (UTC)

Re:Flowers
Yea I love em! Irises, carnations, asiatic lilies, hyacinths, honeysuckle! You name it and I've got it growing in my back yard! 21:57, November 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * Marijuana. 18:13, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

File moving
Can you not do it? I was under the impression all admins could. 01:36, November 10, 2010 (UTC)

Random header break
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ya thanks and i hope we can get lots done also. see you later

This aint healthy bro >.>
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8510/youbotmuch.png

O_O Dmck2b 19:50, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Hai
i wuz boord so i thooght i shuld disrupt u kthxbai 20:00, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

RC Spam
Can you switch to CookBot for me, plox'? See, look at the words I put in bold. That's so clever. 20:34, November 11, 2010 (UTC)

Css/Js Issues
Any idea why my css/js aren't working?

I'm in monobook. It worked with monaco (both did). All I changed was to move them... Any ideas you have would be nice. 21:05, November 11, 2010 (UTC)