Mountain Dwarf



Dwarves are drunks and gays. Their beards are used to wipe up their tears which are shed in the featle position every night.

Rare Drops (about 1/1,000,000,000,123)
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 * Blow-Up Doll
 * Cowboy Boots
 * Meatloaf
 * Nuts
 * Draconic Visage
 * Chicken
 * Runescape Cheat
 * Easter Egg

100% drop

 * Bones

Other drops

 * Coins
 * 2 Nature runes
 * Bronze pickaxe
 * Bronze med helm
 * Coal
 * Hammer
 * Iron ore
 * Bronze bar
 * Iron bar
 * Copper ore
 * Bronze bolts
 * Tin ore
 * 2 Chaos runes
 * bronze battleaxe
 * Iron battleaxe
 * Herbs


 * Uncut gems


 * Shield left half(Dragon)


 * Chaos talisman
 * Tooth half of a key
 * Loop half of a key