Chaos Elemental Letter 10

According to Postie Pete in Postbag from the Hedge 32, out of the only beings who could respond to a letter about RuneScape High Detail, three are bordering on mad, one is too busy bartending, another is possibly fictional and the rest are gods. As such, the Chaos Elemental responded:

''A laborer missed the High Detail boat, like the large friends of Charles Perrault. Who? Nigel! Who? A smothering yeti, that’s what. He has a brother, you know – an outpost up a family tree.''

''Two seasons in quick succession? That’s the work of rockhopper. I saw him a minute ago...singing Hollywood, Flesh and Blood. Life is fun at the purdy brown, including some hard acts to follow. Stir a vodka nutcracker, and find something hidden in the near raving. The choice is green or yellow during centrifugal – search within: I’m in, I game.''

''Nothing can save him: simulated udder. Clue in Growth Journal shows a culprit. Guaranteed slimes sing, or am I just repeating myself?''

Parties swarm like it's 1915.

Shoelaces Lament


 * "A laborer missed the High Detail boat, like the large friends of Charles Perrault" - Charles Perrault was famous for writing fairy tales, this is a hint to the detail update being given to Zanaris


 * " Who? Nigel! Who? A smothering yeti, that’s what. He has a brother, you know – an outpost up a family tree." Smothering yeti was anagram for meeting history quest, which began in the outpost. May also refer to Nial Swiftling, brother of the Neitiznot king, whos was turned into a yeti, as seen in Glorious Memories.


 * "Two seasons in quick succession?" Spirit of summer and Summer's End


 * "That’s the work of rockhopper." Penguin Hide and Seek


 * "Life is fun at the purdy brown, including some hard acts to follow." [maybe Balthazar Beauregard's Big Top Bonanza]


 * "The choice is green or yellow during centrifugal – search within: I’m in, I game." was hinting towards The Great Orb Project. During Centrifugal is an anagram for runecrafting guild.


 * "and find something hidden in the near raving." - You can find "neAR RAVing." in the sentence, (Defender of Varrock)
 * "Parties swarm like it's 1915" - Party Room moved to Falador.