Recipe for Disaster

Recipe for Disaster (also known as RfD) was the 100th quest released by Jagex and is composed of 10 subquests. The subquests range in difficulty from easy to very hard. Jagex intended it to be a quest which nearly any member could start but only the most accomplished and willing players would be able to complete.

Subquest 1: Another Cook


IT IS STRONGLY recommended before you start the quest, and if you don't already have an adult cat, grow a pet kitten. It will take 3 hours for the pet kitten to grow into a Cat. If you do this at the start of the quest, it should be fully grown and you can save Evil Dave's sub-quest for last. It will save you plenty of eye clawing annoyances while hunting the Hell-Rats.

The Cook is preparing for a party in Lumbridge. He is going to cook using a recipe that was created by his ancestor Franizzard Van Lumbcook a hundred years ago and handed down to him by his forefathers. However, he needs your help gathering the ingredients for the recipe.

The Cook tells you that he needs a newt's eye, a Greenman's ale, a rotten tomato, and a Dirty blast.

When asked how to make a Dirty blast, he tells you to add ashes to a Fruit blast that you make yourself. The Fruit blast given by Curator Haig Halen for completing the Digsite Quest will also work. The Cook also gives you 100 coins to buy everything and allows you to keep the change.
 * Buy an Eye of Newt from any Herblore shop or from Betty of Port Sarim.
 * Greenman's ale is sold in Yanille, at the Lighthouse and from Rasolo. It can also be obtained at the GE.
 * A Rotten tomato can be bought at the Duel Arena, at the Yanille pillory, at the Seers' Village pillory, or at the Varrock pillory (select "buy" option). Can also be made in a Compost Bin.
 * Make a Fruit blast. It requires a Pineapple, a Lemon, Lemon slices, an Orange, a Cocktail shaker and a Cocktail glass to make. Put 1 Pineapple, 1 orange, and 1 lemon in a cocktail shaker, pour the mix into a cocktail glass, slice a lemon (use on a knife) and add it to the cocktail. (NOTE: You can skip this step if you bought your fruit blast from the Grand Exchange.)
 * Add the ashes to the fruit blast to make a Dirty blast.

Once you have all four items, give them to the Cook.

Congratulations!

Rewards



 * 1 quest point
 * 2 extra spins on the Squeal of Fortune
 * An invitation to the feast

The Secret Council
Enter the doors to the dining room to observe the feast. You will see members of the Lumbridge Secret Council seated at the table:
 * A Mountain dwarf from White Wolf Mountain
 * Osman from Al-Kharid
 * Gypsy Aris from Varrock (Aris is late to the feast and does not arrive till after the player enters the room)
 * General Wartface and General Bentnoze from Goblin Village
 * Pirate Pete from Morytania
 * Phileas, the Lumbridge Sage
 * Evil Dave from Edgeville
 * Skrach Uglogwee from the Feldip Hills
 * Sir Amik Varze from Falador
 * Awowogei from Ape Atoll
 * Duke Horacio

The Council frozen in time


A cutscene ensues, where the Duke will get a visit from the Mysterious Old Man and will leave the room to deal with it. Osman will then get taken away by Evil Bob.

At this point, you enter the room. A short while later, the Culinaromancer crashes the party and starts to attack everyone at the dining table with magic spells.

Luckily, the Gypsy from Varrock (who arrives late to the banquet) enters the room and casts Tempus Cessit, which freezes everyone in time (except you and her). (Although the banquet attendees and the Culinaromancer are frozen, you will be able to enter and exit the dining room at your own will.) You learn the Culinaromancer was a cook in Lumbridge a hundred years ago.

To protect each member of the council from the Culinaromancer's spell, you must feed each of them their favourite food. After you give each member his favourite dish, Gypsy teleports him away to safety and tells you how many more council members are left to protect. The Gypsy and Cook will both be there to help you.

You can complete these subquests in any order and start as many of them at a time as you want. Each subquest gives 1 Quest point and opens up further access to the Culinaromancer's Chest. In addition to this, there are experience rewards depending on the subquest.

Note: If you happen to close your window during the cutscene you will not logoff until the cutscene is over regardless of the 30 second timeout.

Freeing the Council members
There are nine council members you must save from the Culinaromancer:

Subquest 10: Defeating the Culinaromancer

 * After you have freed all the council members, you will see a cutscene, where Gypsy Aris restarts time by saying "Tempus procedit!" The Culinaromancer will then retreat through the portal. Gypsy says you too must go through the portal to finish him off.

'''Congratulations! Entire quest complete.'''

Rewards



 * 1 Quest point
 * An experience lamp, which gives 20,000 experience to any skill above 50
 * Note: The lamp given for finishing Recipe for Disaster can be banked.
 * Full access to the Culinaromancer's Chest
 * 2 extra spins on the Squeal of Fortune

Full rewards (for all 10 subquests)
If you have fully completed all 10 subquests for "Recipe for Disaster", you will have received the following:


 * 10 Quest points
 * Experience
 * 28,000
 * 1,000
 * 2,500
 * 1,000
 * 1,000
 * 1,000
 * 2,500
 * 1,500
 * 1,500
 * 4,000
 * 10,000
 * 20,000 experience points for any skill above 50 (can be banked)
 * Access to the following areas:
 * Mogre Camp
 * Evil Chicken's Lair
 * Ability to dive for crabs
 * Ability to own a crab
 * Ability to cook crab meat
 * Ability to catch hellrats
 * Ability to own a hellcat
 * Ability to add coloured spices to stews of any sort
 * Ability to use the boat trip to travel between Karamja and Feldip Hills
 * Ape Atoll Teleport spell
 * 20 extra spins on the Squeal of Fortune
 * Full access to Culinaromancer's Chest
 * Access to the metal gloves such as Dragon gloves, plus Barrows Gloves
 * Access to Kitchen weaponry
 * Access to the banking chest (under Lumbridge Castle)
 * Access to a food store in the Culinaromancer's Chest

Full requirements (for all 10 Subquests)

 * Able to kill a level 13 monster (only if you don't have Ice gloves, level 50 and the ability to kill a level 111 Ice queen if you want Ice Gloves)
 * Able to defeat a level 227 Black dragon
 * Able to defeat 5 level 30 monsters
 * Able to defeat a level 84 Big Snake
 * Ability to fight very tough, high-levelled enemies ranging from level 75 to 149 without prayer or summoning. (You don't have to beat all of them in one go; you can make several trips if you wish.)

Full level requirements
* Only required to start Legends' Quest.
 * Level 70 (temporary boost possible)
 * Level 59
 * Level 53
 * Level 52
 * Level 50
 * Level 50
 * Level 50 *
 * Level 50
 * Level 40
 * Level 10
 * Level 10

Music unlocked

 * Chef Surprize - after completing Another Cook (after the dining room cutscene).
 * Chickened Out - during Freeing Sir Amik Varze (the Evil Chicken's Lair).
 * Davy Jones' Locker - during Freeing Pirate Pete.
 * Mastermindless - during Freeing the Lumbridge Sage
 * Too Many Cooks... - during Freeing the Goblin generals.

Quests Unlocked

 * While Guthix Sleeps