User talk:Joeytje50

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It's Romanian
Kthx 10:34, August 7, 2012 (UTC)


 * "This video contains content from Time S.p.A., who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds. Sorry about that."
 * It say dat to me D: 15:19, August 7, 2012 (UTC)

compare.js
User:Quarenon/compare.js - Can you fix this so it ignores comments in the template, on the page? This happens otherwise. 16:34, August 11, 2012 (UTC)

Hellup
Zeg, jij bent hier een beetje de template-expert (schijnt "sjabloon" of zoiets te zijn, wat een belachelijk woord), nietwaar? Kun je me misschien helpen met een (hopelijk simpele) code voor mijn sig? Ik wil de 'My Gallery' onder 'Talk' krijgen. 'elp me plawks. 07:27, August 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * Muchos gracias. Ik pas het toe wanneer ik weer thuisjes ben (zat.). Nu heb ik zin in taart door jou! =D 16:08, August 14, 2012 (UTC)

Signature Spacing
Okay! I'll remember that! 20:44, August 14, 2012 (UTC)

cake.svg
Small cake

Medium cake

Big cake wub Hair <3 22:08, August 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * * Jr Mime noms all caek! 22:11, August 14, 2012 (UTC)

Template:Statbox
If you're going to convert my Statbox template to CSS, that's nice, however don't change the margins or any values I have set. The template doesn't look like it did before. Please don't change the numbers I've spent hours trying to get right... 06:05, August 15, 2012 (UTC)
 * I see how your css is far more efficient but the new margins really bugs me as I had it perfect. Please refer to my revision and work off of that. I don't have time to tinker with your CSS, but I have corrected just a few things for  which is...   08:39, August 15, 2012 (UTC)

FIMg
Thank you!! <3 (I asked Ansela, only active admin in the chat, but she was slaying dragons, nobody was login and I had kinda forgotten about IRC :P) 15:59, August 16, 2012 (UTC)

Hi Joeytje50,

I was wondering if you could help me get used to editing on the wiki, I have set up a photobucket account and added some pictures to it, but I'm not sure how to add them to the wiki or set as my profile picture. There only seems to be an option to upload from my photo gallery instead of an external hosting site.

Many thanks

Lumber Jimm (talk) 18:48, August 16, 2012 (UTC)

CAEK
Now that I have your attention, fix this: Special:WhatLinksHere/%27%2B(wgSiteName_%3D%3D_%27RuneScape_Wiki%27%3F%27RuneScape:Chat/Reports

02:18, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

Your Chat Logger
Hello,

I'm the moderator at Creepypasta that you talked to the other day.

I followed the instructions and have loaded the bot's wikia.js with your code provided on the community page.

http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/User:RobotofMadness/wikia.js

None of the scripts are running on our wikia. If you could, would you help us out on how to run it properly?

Thank you ^_^

50.11.74.202 03:32, August 17, 2012 (UTC)

Embedding javascript onto wiki pages
Hi Joey,

I am an admin on a different wiki and Ronan directed me to you with my questions about embedding code onto wiki pages. I'm a programmer and have the javascript part figured out, but what I can't understand is how to convince a specific wikia page to use my code.

Researching online tells me that it has something to do with MediaWiki, which I've been messing with, but I'm having a lot of trouble. I tried following instructions that I found online, including a bunch of documentation on wikia pages for users with similar questions, but I'm obviously missing a few key steps somewhere. This is what I've attempted:


 * Made a MediaWiki page with the javascript and HTML on it and tried to display that on another page using verbatim tags, but it seems that only the HTML part worked. My dropdown menu list initializations aren't getting data from my arrays, the button onclick isn't linked to any functions, etc...


 * Edited MediaWiki:Common.js with the javascript and added a document.getElementById check for the breeding calculator id on the page. If it does, set that node's innerHTML to the HTML portion of the breeding calculator and perform the required onload function steps, etc.


 * For whatever reason the element declaration wouldn't stick if I did a &lt;div id = "elementname" ... etc. on the page within the verbatim tags, so I tried leaving the javascript in MediaWiki:Common.js and then editing the MediaWiki:BreedingCalculator.js page to just include the div id call. Then I went back to the page I want to display it and did a verbatim tag on that MediaWiki page and did not get the results I wanted.

I've been searching online for pretty much the whole day and run out of things to try. =/ Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated. Thank you!

Oh, and P.S., the cake is a lie.

Sylvandyr (talk) 23:13, August 18, 2012 (UTC)

Thank you for the response!

I've posted the same questions for Ryan - I'm hoping to get your perspective as well. You mentioned onload event stuff and I'm getting some behavior that I do not understand, so I was wondering if it had anything to do with load order etc.

I managed to get the script to load onto the desired page:

http://dragon-story.wikia.com/wiki/Breeding_Calculator

The code is living on this page:

http://dragon-story.wikia.com/wiki/MediaWiki:BreedingCalculator.js

I've been playing with it trying to get it to work right, and I've run into several problems.

1) Severe variable scoping problems, but when I looked more closely at the changes that you made to the code and modified my code accordingly, the scope issues were resolved. I don't understand why the dragon_names array has to be a non-global variable inside the setMenuOptions function, whereas the other stuff can live all the way at the bottom out in the ether. All I know is that if I don't put it where you put it, setMenuOptions won't be able to find it and considers it undefined. Is it a race condition issue, in which case I should think about moving my other global variables to account for slow computers, or is it something else obvious that I'm just missing?

2) setMenuOptions did not want to recognize the form elements that were appended after the DSBreedingCalculator element by the javascript. (Couldn't find any additional info in my error log either. Just nothing happened.) Anyway, I attempted to work around this by creating a new MediaWiki page hosting the desired elements, then use the verbatim tag after the DSBreedingCalculator element on the other page. This seems to have allowed the js to find the elements.

3) Obviously I don't want these verbatim elements to show up until all the onload stuff has been handled, so I tried stuff like style="visibility:hidden"; and disabled for the button, but I must be doing something wrong because I can see all the elements. I tried type="hidden" for the form but nothing seemed to happen either. You can find those elements here:

http://dragon-story.wikia.com/wiki/MediaWiki:BreedingCalculator

4) This one is more of an "I need to play with this later because I'm out of time now", but I figured I'd get opinions to check if I have the right idea. Now that the script is working for the most part, I can tell that inserting those brackets for the auto wikia links into the innerHTML will not work. So I'm guessing that I will have to replace that by using a href="my wikia page path to dragon" + dragon name for the link bit and img src = "my wikia page path to image" + image name for the image bit.

Sylvandyr (talk) 17:51, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

Argh, ok. I seem to have some browser caching issues, or something. I've tried using Ctrl + F5 and Ctrl + Shift + R (Firefox) and the page seems to reload, and I even went to Tools -> Options and deleted cache there, but it seems like anything on my MediaWiki:BreedingCalculator page (the one with the form) isn't being reloaded. I can see an old version of it in the Page Source on the wiki page where I want to display the breeding calculator.

I had copied Ryan's example to the MediaWiki:Wikia.js page and entered this:

$(document).ready(function {   if ( wgTitle == 'Breeding Calculator' )   {     importScript('MediaWiki:BreedingCalculator.js');   } });

This is what is in the MediaWiki:BreedingCalculator page (sans the periods, which are there to let you see invisible stuff)

http://dragon-story.wikia.com/wiki/MediaWiki:BreedingCalculator

 





This is what is in the page source on the visible wiki page, after I've attempted all sorts of cache clearing:

http://dragon-story.wikia.com/wiki/Breeding_Calculator

  

I even had an issue where my button disappeared from view suddenly (it must've been from when I tried setting button to invisible / disabled, and it finally went through like half an hour later, after I'd deleted that... Then I reverted the edit and posted the exact same change that vanished the button and the button was magically there.

So, something wrong with the way I'm clearing my cache? Stuff isn't updating right.

Sylvandyr (talk) 19:10, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

The fix that Ryan suggested for the caching issue worked. Just wanted to thank you for helping me off my feet. You've both been awesome :)

Sylvandyr (talk) 22:28, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

RE:Animations
I know I'm not Fswe1, but I thought I'd reply anyway... He didn't use the Orb of Oculus, the animation is from a cutscene, so he can't change the camera angle. 15:22, August 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * ^That. But, what I don't get; we have animations larger (in terms of dimensional size) than that, yet their file size is smaller. Is my quality too good or something? 15:49, August 19, 2012 (UTC)

Image request...
The Spade article could definitely benefit from an image of the spade's digging animation. Also, if you have time, could you please take a replacement image for File:Customs officer uniform.png? Thanks, and have a nice day. 21:35, August 20, 2012 (UTC)

MediaWiki:Common.js and the newest Wikia talk page spam
Basically, w:c:help:Help:Including_additonal_JavaScript_and_CSS. Wikia have defined a new JS function, importArticles, which loads all of the pages at once as minified JavaScript or CSS. MediaWiki:Common.js could benefit from being minified. Therefore, I have made a prototype MediaWiki:Common.js with importArticles at User:A proofreader/MediaWiki:Common.js. 00:27, August 23, 2012 (UTC)
 * This looks neater and easier on the eyes without the unused code (these two revisions before you noticed what I had noticed):

08:10, August 24, 2012 (UTC)
 * It was a reply here since I read Proof's comment on the blog just a few minutes ago. It was quite tedious to mess with since our Common.js file was (still is) horrendous without much order. Since we do use importScript so much, I would really love to find out how much loadtime would be saved using this new method (once it works). 08:21, August 24, 2012 (UTC)
 * New comments by DaNASCAT:
 * Retry either of the versions of Common.js that Ryan PM and I put forward pl0x!  04:39, August 26, 2012 (UTC)
 * Never mind, Ryan PM already importArticles'd everything. Good news! You have nothing to do! 04:45, August 26, 2012 (UTC)
 * Never mind, Ryan PM already importArticles'd everything. Good news! You have nothing to do! 04:45, August 26, 2012 (UTC)

Hi my birthday was a few days ago. I turned 15. I was wondering if you could help me get full Bandos (chestplate god sword and tassets) (or chestplate and godsword) Message me

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French Runescape Wikia
Thanks for informations, i'm going to try that ! Agaard - discussion 17:28, August 27, 2012 (UTC)

Chat Bot
Hey there Joey,

I've been using your chatlogger code for my bot on Halo Nation, however I've encountered a few issues. Every time I wake up in the morning I find that the bot has frozen and I am greeted with an error telling me to stop the script. If there any fix for this?

Also, is there anyway to add a response system to the bot, I would like it that when our members mention my bots name (Meanders Ahead) it gives them an explanation, likewise with other words mentioned.

Regards,

T3CHNOCIDE

RE: Chat Bot
Hey,

Thanks for the reply. I've tried turning off the auto lock, and auto standby off via the control panel, but that doesn't seem to have helped, is there anything else I should turn off?

And with the auto reply, I'm not good with JS, but I take it there's not "If ####, say ####" option :P?

Regards,

20:22, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

RE: Chat Bot
The offer is very kind, but I'd rather not waste your time over something so trivial. It was just so that when members said the bots name it would explain what it is :P I'm sure they can click the userpage if they want to know more. I'll try see how the bot works tonight, see if it will not bug out this time (fingers crossed).

Thanks for all the help, it's much appreciated.

Regards,

T3CHNOCIDE

rfs
learn to fill in your templates - http://runescape.wikia.com/index.php?title=RuneScape%3ARequests_for_splitting%2FAli_the_Wise_2&diff=6174230&oldid=6173920 00:55, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

Lucky Zamor spear
Argh! Opposite angle, opposite angle!!! :P 15:05, September 1, 2012 (UTC)

why did u delete bullrushes right after i made it. why couldnt it stay there?????16:25, September 3, 2012 (UTC)

Proper way to use parsers
check out dis awesomeness 02:19, September 4, 2012 (UTC)

Joey!
I can't acess the chat for some reason, please help me, the page won't load! 17:14, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

Abusefilter suggestion: Improper wikilinks
Edits like this occur every once in a while, wherein an IP uses the incorrect  format of linking to an article, instead of the proper   wikilink format. Could we have an abusefilter entry that warns people about adding " " to a mainspace article? It should not apply to talk, forum, or user pages, since there are valid reasons for including that string (such as linking to diffs or permalinking to specific revisions) that do not apply to mainspace pages. In my opinion the entry should warn users that they're improperly linking to a page, and ask them to use the proper format instead. -- 09:52, September 10, 2012 (UTC)

re: siggy
Okay, I'll get that fixed later today. I don't know why I wasn't told this earlier, instead of 3 months after having my signature... but I guess I'll get it fixed either way. 13:13, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

Re:Gifs
(assuming you've read the response on my talk) You're kidding right? Yes, the size is huge but I couldn't zoom out any more than that without other things blocking the way. It's particularly my POH out there where I can adjust things the way I like. Spine wanted to do the gifs, but he hasn't yet, so I decided to. But, seriously, unnecessary? Come on, it's ADORABLE! I never said I wanted to upload "all idle animations", but this is just soooooo cute and soooooooo funny! I can crop/resize it even more, but atm, it loads fine, even though the file size is really ridiculously high. Don't you like big fat guys eating their mucus? =) 17:16, September 11, 2012 (UTC)
 * Awe, you deleted them. =( You have no sense of humour! :P Fine, I'll just upload them to photobucket. 17:21, September 11, 2012 (UTC)
 * They're huge, aren't they? =( But resizing it even more would make the animations really small, as in rendering the viewer unable to see the brilliant facial expression (eyes closed and a "glimlach van oor tot oor" while picking, and a sense of shame yet joy while eating). Oh well. Should you want to see them (non-resized though), they are at the bottom of my gallery. But really, how could anyone NOT find those hilarious? =D 17:49, September 11, 2012 (UTC)

S:C connection problems
I remember you saying something about loading time with regards to hiding adverts with CSS, and was wondering if blanking my chat.css and .js would negate/reduce some connection issues I've been having in Special:Chat.

That cant be possible...How is the image archived when the post was literally jsut made this morning...? I took a picture a ssoon as the mod updated. Powerdoom5 (talk) 18:11, September 12, 2012 (UTC)Powerdoom5

RE:Listen
Sorry, previously a description wasn't required for the template, and if none was entered then the "Description" text didn't appear. Dunno why it was changed. 19:03, September 12, 2012 (UTC)

Chat.js
So yeah... I need some help on chat.js at The Amazing World of Gumball Wiki. I was planning to make rule link above the chat, but don't know how. Hope it works. Thanks User:Randomced859/signature 03:55, September 17, 2012 (UTC)

This is cheating
The wiki does not allow cheating. Please block yourself for committing such a heinous crime. 11:50, September 18, 2012 (UTC)

I know this might sound crazy, cuz I don't know your name opinion
My chat is lagging up, so I must ask you here: is this thing actually possible?

Pseudocode:

addEventListener(our signal); whenEventHappens(function { text = .section.text; textarea.appear; textarea.text = text; textarea.onsubmit(function { text = this.text // "Edits" section text XMLHttpRequest.send(.pagename.sectionname)}); });

19:33, September 19, 2012 (UTC)
 * DID YOU JUST WRITE THE WHOLE THING?!
 * It seems that I underestimated the power of caek.
 * I assume that isn't the entire complete thing. If I am correct, can you promise me something: for the purposes of me becoming more JS literate, can I have a crack at finishing this off before you write it?  20:33, September 19, 2012 (UTC)

RE: GE Bot
Nais!! Can you add lines for 30-day minimum/maximum?

AzBot now gets the price directly from the RS graph API, so it doesn't use the page histories any more. If you want me to create data pages from earlier data via the page histories, I can do it but I will need some time. But once data pages are created, maintaining it can be done using the other bots?... since they only need to add the price data and the (unix) date... AzBot won't be needed, right?

The only thing left for AzBot would be the Index and the Volume charts... can you do those charts as well? *grin* 11:21, September 14, 2012 (UTC)


 * For Volume charts, you have to get data ("Total trade count") from the rs website (link: here) and plot it.


 * As for Index charts, it is a bit different... see Grand Exchange Market Watch/FAQ and Grand Exchange Market Watch/Index adjustments. (Maybe create additional data pages for the indices?) 08:17, September 15, 2012 (UTC)


 * I don't know how else I can explain it to you... try looking at Template:GE Common Trade Index for the actual formula, and then at those pages again.
 * The numbers (/159, /540, /528, etc.) are the base prices of the items (in FAQ, this is q). "/ 23.9535" is the adjusted divisor for the index (this is n in the FAQ, and div new in the "Index adjustments" page). 06:06, September 20, 2012 (UTC)

Idea
I have a better idea than the one proposed: how about we do what Urban Dictionary does for their likes and dislikes? If you have no idea what I'm talking about, go to any page on UD, such as this one, and click on the thumb up/down icon. You will notice the number change immediately, without any loading done by your browser. All UD do is use JS to alter the text in the element, while simultaneously making an AJAX call that updates their database, but does not reload anything, i.e. the change only comes up when you reload the page (their database can be a bit slow sometimes). Of course, to mask that fact, they change the text with simple non-AJAX JS.

My point is, we could have something like this (pseudocode again):

textarea.onsubmit(function {   element.text = textarea.text;    updateDatabase(stuff); });

Would that work? 14:42, September 20, 2012 (UTC)


 * One more thing: is is possible to get the properties of an element using JS? Wait, no, let me rephrase: of course it's possible, but how? What I need is something like this:

Bar ... var height = $("#foo").position;
 * And preferably  would be  . How I can haz do dat?  15:07, September 20, 2012 (UTC)

function predictedOutcome { bluefire.makeScript; joey.speak("Yaay"); joey.giveCaekTo(bluefire); }

function actualOutcome { bluefire.makeScript; bluefire.showJoey; joey.showBluefireHowToReplaceWholeScriptWith3LinesOfJQuery; bluefire.argue; joey.argueBack; }
 * 15:23, September 20, 2012 (UTC)


 * Meh. Doing the actual textarea is the easy bit, but just to get it out of the way, check this out. 16:14, September 20, 2012 (UTC)

##Automated message: Ratelimit passed. If necessary, click RuneScape:Chat/Reports|here to ban me from the chat.
The link that is entered there (RuneScape:Chat/Reports) got deleted so you need to switch it to something else! :P. 11:36, September 22, 2012 (UTC)

Hi there, I don't understand why you have undone my edits to the following pages: "Gravedigger" "Summoning".

Not a single time when I have added information to a page on this wiki it was kept for more than a few minutes.

I thought everyone could contribute to this? I want an answer and explanation now.

(Matthewdj9 (talk) 12:39, September 23, 2012 (UTC))

GE data
Hey. I have several questions about your GE graphs:
 * 1) Can the graphs be transcluded in other pages?
 * 2) Is there a way to resize the graphs? Changing this code doesn't seem to work:
 * 3) Can we put the graph (and the relevant code) in the Exchange page template (Template:ExcgDefault), and leave the Data subpage just for the data?
 * 4) Can I add another value to the "data line" for volume (i.e unixdate:price:volume)? This is for about 150+ items...
 * 5) How do we auto-add a category for these Data subpages?

Thanks! 01:19, September 27, 2012 (UTC) Regarding Q4: what I meant to ask was if I could put the volume and price data in the /Data page in a single line...? Or do I need a separate data page for volume? unixdate:price:volume(million),

1230940800:19000:120, 1231113600:18900:130,

If you're using combination graphs, you would need two axis/axes (one for price and one for volume), like this, this, or this...

03:58, September 28, 2012 (UTC)

I checked highcharts.com (that's the one you use right?)... and "fiddled" the settings a bit. It IS possible to have both price and volume... see?

http://i47.tinypic.com/286znth.jpg

I came up with this in 5 minutes, I'm sure you can do better... or we iron out the kinks later. Have you finalised the "format" for the Data pages? (I can't see the chart in "Exchange:Test/Data".) Please let me know once you're done with that page. Thanks! 12:03, September 28, 2012 (UTC)


 * Cool! Glad you found 'em both yourself... was about to give you the sample code. 13:12, September 28, 2012 (UTC)

Some suggestions... :)
 * 1) Change chart title: to "Grand Exchange Market Watch"
 * 2) Add subtitle: for item name
 * 3) Increase thickness of price line series: ---> lineWidth: 3 (but not the average lines?)
 * 4) Offset the axis labels yAxis --> offset: 30

14:44, September 28, 2012 (UTC)

Something like this: 15:16, September 28, 2012 (UTC) http://i49.tinypic.com/5a0wmt.png