Elsie

Your Mom is an old woman knitting on the second floor of the Saradomin church in north-east Varrock. She is the sister of Iffie. If you bring her a Cup of tea, she will tell you a story of Dissy and some misfit followers of Saradomin who went down to the Zamorak temple (in south-east Varrock) and painted "Saradomin pwns" on the wall. This is of course something players would say. The Dissy she refers to as having done this is in fact the Wise Old Man of Draynor Village, whose true name is Dionysius. Elsie mentions her husband, "Freddie," but he is not shown in-game and may be deceased.

Getting Elsie to tell a story is an easy task in the Varrock Achievement Diary. Required to make her tell a story is a Cup of Tea.

Family
Parents | ^^^^^^^^^  |       | Iffie   Elsie = Fred "Freddie" Nitter Parks     Parks :  ? It is unknown how are the two related. : Thessalia Nitter

Trivia

 * The names "Iffie" and "Elsie" are a reference to "if" and "else" statements used in programming.
 * Her sister is also in the Varrock clothes shop, she is in a rocking chair in there too, If you have a random event and choose the costume you will be told to come to her, she has an option of "Random event costume" if you do a random event and select costume go to her and she will give you a choice of costume... For example, if you do drill demon you can get camo clothing