User talk:The Fizzbuzzler

If someone posts here saying first, I will have no choice but to post the entire text of the U.S. Constitution five times on their talk page. 06:00, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

essay
Per Forum:All Editors Are Equal i'll write the essay RS:OSIWDIAYGTACMPDLI(Ok Sorry I Won't Do It At Yew Grove Threads As Cook Me Plox Doesn't Like It). 11:52, December 1, 2010 (UTC)

Someone who is highly amused
Hi. I just wanted to say that your profile highly amused me (particularly the Harry Potter related pic), and I thought I should inform you of that, since I'm going to assume that's what you were aiming for. I also quite liked the thing about the Constitution.

A very hearty lol,

WolfsQuill 02:14, December 2, 2010 (UTC)

Sorry!
Oops! Really sorry >.< I'll remember to put altar next time XD 11:13, December 4, 2010 (UTC)

Jade Vine mansion? :o
Hi, So as you've probably guessed I've recently been taking some pictures of Runescape's scenery and I've just taken one of the Jade Vine's mansion (Lord Handelmort's mansion) and then I realised that there wasn't a page to place it on... And as I don't really know how to create a new page I was wondering you did? :o 11:33, December 4, 2010 (UTC)

Oooh right, sorry XD

Map pics
Since my suggestion at the yew grove about the character map images was accepted, is there a way that we can get the word out about it so work can start on it? It is a rather large project, after all, and I don't have the time or capabilities to tackle it on my own currently! Thanks! :)
 * I've posted something on the talk page of Runescape:Mapbuilding. It seems like this project could be taken care of by that existing guild. Do you think this would be a good plan?

win
-- 23:30, December 5, 2010 (UTC)

Same-sex Marriage
Same-sex marriage is completely wrong and immoral. It should not be allowed under any circumstances. The very nature of marriage itself makes it between a MAN and a WOMAN. 23:42, December 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * ^I bet he likes peanut butter. 23:45, December 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * I prefer the jelly component of the PBJ sandwich, actually. 23:46, December 5, 2010 (UTC)
 * CHRISTIANITY IS COMPLETELY WRONG AND IMMORAL. IT SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES. THE VERY NATURE OF THE UNIVERSE MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE BEEN CREATED BY A GOD. That's my example of your argument. Look. Not everyone has the same definition of marriage. Being homosexual is NOT a choice. If a man loves another man, they should be allowed to marry. You know, your lifestyle, whatever it may be, is probably immoral and wrong from someone else's point of view. Metapig 00:24, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * Well put. 00:27, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Template:Relative location
You seemed AFK on IRC, so I'm saying this here:

I have come to the conclusion that for Template:Relative location to work like the thread wanted, it HAS to be in the infobox template above it.

There's good news though.

I can just add a parameter to templates it would be under called  and all you have to do is change the page a little so it goes like this: |rl=

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I know
I know you cannot add transparency to jpeg images, but I put the template there to remind peopleto add trans when they move it Natvsnat 08:21, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

Coolgratz
Sorry, but I don't have any cookies for you. Because I ate them. Luckily, we still have egg-nog. If I were able to, I would give you some. Do you like egg-nog? 22:07, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * I can has eggnog? 22:10, December 6, 2010 (UTC)
 * I just drank some eggnog to wash down some fudge. When I die as a result of this, somebody can write a fake will then forge my signature. The source code for my signature can be found here. Best of luck. 22:18, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

I just noticed the userbox linked to Liquid's talk page. Feel appropriately remorseful, based on the content of my letter to Liquid referencing the people leaving all those comments. 22:21, December 6, 2010 (UTC)

it will dudeRzVids 06:02, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

you lose
loool how mucj u wanna bet? 06:01, December 21, 2010 (UTC)RzVids

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6f/Your_argument_is_invalid.jpg dont even ask 00:34, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Dungeon Rooms Transparency
Since File:Blink_Room.png has the transparency template, should I do the same for all the rooms in Dungeoneering/Puzzles?

And for images like this one where someone has given a non-AA image an AA trans, should I revert it to a version with a non-AA trans or leave it? I'm asking you because you seem experienced with the wiki :) 05:47, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Spam
You got the RC spam, i got YG spam. 13:28, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

Re:Gwir.
Ah, yes, sorry about that. My mum made me turn off the computer after I was done uploading. Sorry. 13:48, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

image
PP used orb to see it on the table -- 18:43, December 7, 2010 (UTC)

anti wikia allience
I am wondering if you know anything about these people. I got a spam email from them urging me to join shoutwiki. They said they were not affiliated with shoutwiki in any way, but of course every other thing they do suggests that they are. 05:05, December 8, 2010 (UTC)
 * This thing? -- 01:16, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

File:Ge glitch.png
I'm confused. Which part of the image needs to be cropped? 06:34, December 9, 2010 (UTC)
 * Dis too. I can see obvious stuff that should be cropped, but which part of the image do you want in to focus on? 06:36, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

COOK SPAM
Put that link to hide your spam back onto your userpage. Far more appealing than Grawp's fail attempts at pronouncing Hagrid's name. 19:30, December 9, 2010 (UTC)

edits
At 00:47, December 10, 2010 you made 15 edits and at 00:43, December 10, 2010 I think you had 13. Inb4 "AMG, we must flag you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN BOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"--Degenret01 00:56, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with COOKSPAM
http://i802.photobucket.com/albums/yy303/matthew2602/grehgwtgfrt.png

10:01, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * Seriously, can't you just use AWB for that stuff? 10:07, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Hi,

I just wanted to ask you about a page you made. You made a page "Monkey ghost" which is the ghost from the do no evil quest, while the NPC's actual name is Dead monkey. So i created a page "Dead monkey (NPC)". If you could just delete your page and just then edit my created page?

ok thanks so much,

Agbo11

Welcome notice
Hi. Could you please clean up the transclusions of this template, by adding subst: to them? please use ur AWB and ur AWB account for this. This is actually needed because it doesn't work when transcluded. 14:30, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * Yay for talk page stalking! BurnettBot is on the case! -- 20:33, December 10, 2010 (UTC)
 * If you start from the bottom up you can steal them from me -- 20:36, December 10, 2010 (UTC)

Chopedia
w:c:Chobots:Chopedia:Guidelines/BP -- 02:42, December 11, 2010 (UTC) Bump - Updated. -- 02:47, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Grawp
HERMY?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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HERMY???

09:35, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Wut...
http://i52.tinypic.com/23k9308.png

You keep pace with a bot. Are you human? -- 21:02, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * -- 21:03, December 11, 2010 (UTC)
 * And now for something completely different. I figured I should pass this along to you in regard to the whole Jeffwang fiasco, being that you seem to be at the epicenter of it (correct me if I'm wrong). I'm not debating that he was a total dickhead in terms of all the stuff he's done, but some of the "jokes" by a few users ( in specific) are not OK. I think at this point, he knows that he screwed up, and he just feels bad. I'm willing to bet this is just a kid who cant get anyone to respect him in real life, so he turns to the internet and tries to get respect there. Continuing to mess with him is just plain mean. I don't want to go around leaving a ton of talk page messages because that will no doubt create drama, so if there's any more chit-chat in the IRC about this, could ya pass this along to anyone who still finds themselves incredibly hilarious? Again, I'm not directing this at you, but at the others who have gotten involved. Many thanks-  22:59, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

????
Why are you getting rid of this ikin person's edits? 22:25, December 11, 2010 (UTC)

Whitespace
BrainBot finished clearing all whitespace from mainspace articles. Enjoy the wiki with no excess whitespace. 07:42, December 12, 2010 (UTC)

spam spam spam
stawp or i keel u 20:43, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

The vandal bot
This was his first account. It's somewhat of a legacy now. Click here for hot pr0nz  22:12, December 13, 2010 (UTC)

My minions have finished
Here it tiz, go drop some stats on people -- 04:23, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

I feel proud
I spammed(almost) as fast as you :D 19:43, December 14, 2010 (UTC)

Whats happening with the tasks?
Are they being deleted, sorry lol. And do u need any help with them? Marrioneetee 03:44, December 15, 2010 (UTC)

Why did you Delte the Mod Poppy image, we didn't know Mods could add Photos >.>

O_o
Apparently you don't exist 16:15, December 17, 2010 (UTC)

Conservapedia
In reference to what you put on your userpage, I'm appalled by how rampant misconceptions on evolution are, on both sides of the political spectrum. The statement that humans were descended from "primates" is technically correct, considering that humans ourselves and our more recent ancestors are all primates. However, the statement that the monkey is one of our oldest living relatives isn't. That statement implies that humans are descended from monkeys. Anyone with a proper understanding of science will blow holes through that claim. Humans were not descended from monkeys. Humans had a common ancestor with them tens of thousands of years ago, but they are not our predecessors. We just went different ways in the evolutionary road.

Just felt like rambling incoherently for a bit. 02:34, December 19, 2010 (UTC)


 * http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/8676/jesusondinosaur.jpg
 * Jesus is riding a dinosaur, your argument is invalid. 02:38, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Morgan Freeman has cotton candy. Your argument is invalid. -- 03:14, December 19, 2010 (UTC)
 * My argument was about humans, monkeys, and the relationship between them. I don't care about whatever Jesus did with dinosaurs. I wasn't trying to defend Conservapedia or Jagex; I was just pointing out factual inaccuracies on all sides.
 * As for giving Jagex a break, why should I? This is the same Jagex that refuses to deal with things like merchant clans, PK rewards, and the overall inflation that is resulting. This is the same Jagex whose updates, like the climbing boots and personalized shops, generally exacerbate the problem instead of solve it. Why should I give them a break? (By the way, read User:Psycho Robot/RuneScape. I like it.) 02:42, December 19, 2010 (UTC)
 * You can call Jesus whatever you want; the only liberal stripe I see in him is his fight for the enslaved and extreme poor. In today's context, he'd be conservative. 02:48, December 19, 2010 (UTC)
 * Jesus never had a prostitute. The myth of the prostitute was invented because some of Jesus's disciples didn't like the idea of a woman having a prominent position in the church, so they called her a prostitute. This is just another example of liberal ineptitude with history (though I suppose conservatives are equally inept with science). So, let's just agree that the American public is woefully ignorant and uneducated. I suppose Obama is right on that factor: our schools are failing the children.
 * As for your baseless idea that prostitutes are conservative, I'd like to remind you that the likes of Eliot Spitzer, John Edwards, and Bill Clinton were liberals. However, I'll concede that people like David Vitter and Henry Hyde are conservative. So, the best label in my opinion is that prostitution and other sex scandals are one of the few instances of bipartisanship left in Washington. 03:03, December 19, 2010 (UTC)
 * http://img690.imageshack.us/img690/5194/tumblrktqswthlpc1qatk68.jpg

Need some help
I've come to a page that needs a drop table, how to I code a drop table or where can I learn how?

Kazutadashi 08:24, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Wikifying
the item comparer is bad cause it shows rune equip with magic soaking

Re:
Thanks a bunch for the info!

Kazutadashi 09:27, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Get to work
Forum:Reworking how we categorize things. -- 17:16, December 19, 2010 (UTC)
 * You inhuman editor. I should have known. -- 22:56, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

Hi
I'm gon eat u

23:37, December 19, 2010 (UTC)
 * nomnomnomnomnom 00:15, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Have fun on your holiday =]
I wish I could go on a holiday... 23:54, December 19, 2010 (UTC)

EVery page i go on "Last Edited by Cook Me Plox"


 * Have a [You're]good time cook! I'm [my]going on vacation in February. [idol]It will be fun. Cheers! 01:52, December 20, 2010 (UTC)

Re:KayleTh
e bow is hard to notice >.> --kthxbai ʇɐusʌʇɐu 00:57, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Cyclopean Helmet Glitch
What is your explanation to why the image of only one of the two glitches is better than an image of both? 04:48, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

how much u wanna bet it will end on 10 january 2011??? RzVids 06:03, December 21, 2010 (UTC)

Unions / Clans
Hi there. I was just wondering why you removed the information on Unions and just redirected it to clans? Unions are not the same thing as clans, nor do they have the same purpose. I'd like to ask your permission (or for you) to undo your actions. If you need proof feel free to ask and I'll gladly give you some ^_^ Thanks, 00:58, December 22, 2010 (UTC)


 * I understand. I'll get a shortened version and I'll just add the new section to clans. 01:50, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Merge/Santa
I "voted", happy? - 04:14, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

u r a robot
http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/597/cookisarobot.png



&uarr; 22:21, December 22, 2010 (UTC)

Competition...
It looks like someone's after your RC spamming crown... 09:37, December 23, 2010 (UTC)
 * In that case...


 * By the powers invested in me, I hereby crown you King Cook-Me Plox of Spamalot. May your reign be a long and just one.


 * http://i905.photobucket.com/albums/ac254/deshmonkey/cookscrown.png

Now go spam some more@@@@ 20:01, December 23, 2010 (UTC)

wiki search
No rush on this, but I am wondering how to get an exact search for a phrase. I am looking for every instance of "note that", but a normal search also lists every instance of "note", which is wayyyy too many too sort through to find the results I need. Any ideas? Thanks man.--Degenret01 05:58, December 24, 2010 (UTC)

Today is...
 MERRY CHRISTMAS

03:23, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

Vandal talk
This is unreal. -- 06:02, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

Slots
(Sorry if I was supposed to reply on my page, but I've never worked wiki messaging out quite right)

I was going to do that, but then I realized that it's really a two-handed slot since the defensive shield also counts as being two-handed. I don't think there'd be any problem with adding two-handed weapon slot as a redirect, though? coppro 06:37, December 26, 2010 (UTC)

Vandal
 Vandal

This user has vandal-ed from the Wiki. -- http://img826.imageshack.us/img826/2497/cakes.png  http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/1227/94385281.png  http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/2892/casal.png  http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/4954/cakj.png  http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/2993/asdadq.png   02:05, December 27, 2010 (UTC)

Reminder
Remember to remove/replace file links after deleting or moving files. Thank you, 12:46, December 27, 2010 (UTC)