User talk:The Fizzbuzzler

If someone posts here saying first, I will have no choice but to post the entire text of the U.S. Constitution five times on their talk page. 06:00, August 6, 2010 (UTC)

First
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First
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 * Crap-- 04:30, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Archived at last
Wow, whatever took you so long? We waited months. Aeons. Days. Years. Minutes. A long time, at any rate. But now, at this pinacle time in history, we can once more load your talk page in a more or less reasonable time span. Cook, thank you. 04:30, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Third
amg wat do i win???? 04:39, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

Image move request #5483899
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FIRST to say first but not get the US law thingy :o 78.20.55.50 13:00, April 22, 2012 (UTC)

Are you a p-mod on runescpae? Sgt Frogman

Extra SOF spins from quests
I noticed you undid [ this edit], but I think it's legitimate; see here (unless you were trying to put the information somewhere central rather than on every quest page). Stewbasic 02:13, April 25, 2012 (UTC)

Recent updates in Wikia Navigation
Hi Cook, could you (or any recent changes stalker who may see this first) please add the new sagas to the "recent updates" tab of the navigation menu? Noteworthy pages to link to would include: Thanks, 06:08, April 25, 2012 (UTC)
 * Fremennik Sagas
 * Nadir
 * Thok Your Block Off
 * Skaldrun
 * Moia
 * Thok

My condolences
So many useless redirects.... 16:17, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

oh snap
no more edits for Cook Me Plox D: 16:17, April 26, 2012 (UTC)

Polar Kebbit
About time you archived, anyway I plan on doing the kebbit tracks like this, satisfactory? http://i.imgur.com/ALsNE.jpg

Also, your image on your buyout has an error, at first you bought the bones for 3,263, and then sold it for 2,255. So you actually lose money there, you might want to rethink that. -- 01:29, April 29, 2012 (UTC)

Siphoning
At 72 Runecrafting.

At 77 Runecrafting.

Talk:Grand_Exchange_Market_Watch/Common_Trade_Index - Rebalance
I just noticed the changes to the CTI you made on February 2012... aack!!! The CTI graph is still showing the old calculations. *embarrased* It has been awhile but I was wondering how you came up with the value of 23.9435? I'm assuming you used the price as of 12-Feb-12 for the new additions (i.e. 424800 for Abyssal whip).

Just read Talk:Grand Exchange Market Watch. I was wondering if we could add other indices (i.e. Armour Index and Weapons Index). Can you help me find suitable items for these indices? Is Grand_Exchange_Market_Watch/Common a good list of items?

Also, do you understand Talk:Grand_Exchange_Market_Watch? I'm interested but don't really get what the anon really wants.

Thanks. 21:41, May 3, 2012 (UTC)


 * The adjusted image shows the CTI peaking at 210 plus... wow?!
 * Are you sure the formula is correct, or am I missing something? 23:01, May 3, 2012 (UTC)


 * How about if we change the base date to 8 February 2008 (from December 2007 I think), and recalculate the CTI? It's much simpler to keep track of the prices and the items and the divisor can be reset to 27. Agree? 07:34, May 4, 2012 (UTC)


 * No... It won't actually change the shape of the graph from before your adjustment on February. The graph looks the same actually once I changed the base date of the new items, and adjusted the divisor. However, the CTI value will be slightly lower. Check out the latest revision of the CTI image and compare it with the last 2-3 revisions.


 * If you still insist, I will have to modify AzBot. (>_<) By the way, check out Grand Exchange Market Watch/FAQ. *grin* 20:26, May 4, 2012 (UTC)


 * The second-to-last one uses the adjusted CTI formula for all the data. This is definitely wrong, since the divisor has changed for the old data, and new items have been added in. This is why I needed a formula which would work for both the old items and the new items. So I decided to move the base date forward by a few months and start a "new" index with the new items. (Some of the new items only have data from February 2008 onwards.)


 * AzBot creates the graphs using built-in formulas to plot the graph, but if you want me to keep the pre-adjustment data, I need to store them somewhere. I will work on that later. But for now, I think this CTI graph will have to suffice. 20:52, May 4, 2012 (UTC)

Re: Exchange bots
I hadn't noticed the graph API calls gave accurate information. I've been using the category API calls because it meant fewer page requests. Given the accuracy, I'll change my bot to use the graph API. My bot was originally written as a backup bot, so it only updated an exchange price if it needed updating and no other bot updated for over 2 days. I might switch it back to that mode again (just in case the other bots go down). 18:05, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

SoF
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/User:Joeytje50/SoF?oldid=5578961 and http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/User:Joeytje50/SoF?oldid=5578960 do show a difference between the results, most notably in the medium and small lamps. I don't think this is because bought tickets have a different win percentage though, I just think it's based on luck here. It could also be bound to the person. I think there are a lot of variables that affect the SoF, more than we could ever find and put in a formula, but if we collect enough data (few thousand :P) we can get fairly accurate data for the average percentages. 20:38, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

Gratsuletationz!
HAPPEH BURTHDAY@@@@ 08:50, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
 * qoSlIj DatIvjaj. 10:52, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Happy birthday!
Robots (or cyborgs/androids) celebrate birthdays? Have a caek!

http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/4017/funnyportalbirthdaycake.jpg

Gee, that ripe old age sure sets in fast. 14:24, May 8, 2012 (UTC) 

The cake is not a lie, it is the truth. Happy Birthday Cook you Plox! 16:04, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Happy Birthday!
happy 9th birthday mister 16:23, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

From the Cabal that does not exist
The secrecy committee is currently working on this square. Please keep an eye on it. 20:07, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

JV3Ocus9SMo gvJXYkJq9zA Os3H9t6qOeo N1co98vXPQA P39x8-2xd_s 21:53, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

nobody loves you
http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1682/nobodylovesyou.jpg 21:21, May 8, 2012 (UTC)
 * He's right. 21:26, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

MerryBirthmus.
http://i.imgur.com/PjDNl.jpg 21:34, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

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Happy Birthday!
RAWRRRRRRR -- 08:12, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

SoF
About the rewards of the SoF, I'm starting to think there is an equal chance of getting any type of pickaxe, for example, but it depends on your level. That means we could merge the different types of pickaxe (and other items), under one line of "Pickaxe". We are not sure from what level you can get certain metals, but I do think it is completely level-based, and the chances are equal for all metals. Same applies to raw fish, ranging armour, (cross)bows, arrows, and ores. I think gems, runes, logs, and lucky items are unaffected by your level. I suspect the lamps' types (small/med/large/huge) are not affected either, but they could be affected too. The skill-specific lamps are affected by levels too. 10:17, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
 * BTW, when transferring those bought spins to my /SoF log, did the people note if it was 10k or 50gp? It seems unlikely to me that there was one reward of 10k in all those spins. 17:34, May 9, 2012 (UTC)

Chat
Hey. I PMed you in chat. 22:44, May 10, 2012 (UTC)

Re:Categories
AH. Okay, so it's like Category:Templates, I see. What's the policy on uploading music files that are in game? 06:25, May 11, 2012 (UTC)

TOU
hey, as you know quite some stuff about laws and things like that, do you think Wikia can claim that fixing the search is to "block, remove, or otherwise obstruct the proper functioning and view of advertisements, and/or user interface and functionality by other users"? And if they could claim that it is indeed removing the functionality of the search, would adding a button before the current button (like in monobook, a go and a search button) be okay? Then people would still have the full functionality right? In other words, is there any way we could abuse a loophole to get this search thing to work well again, while still officially not breaking the TOU? 10:51, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * The same is being discussed on a central staff blog. No one has yet pinpointed the part where it forbids alterations, but that's just asking for wikia to change the ToU. 19:21, May 14, 2012 (UTC)
 * On a legal level, Wikia would be fully entitled (and likely) to revert the fix under the terms you quoted above. Additionally, were we to discover and manipulate a loophole in this (of which I cannot find), Wikia, like nearly every other corporation, company etc. also reserves the right to, at their sole discretion "change, modify, add, or delete portions of this Agreement at any time and without further notice", meaning we'd be fighting a losing battle. As everyone already knows, Wikia's sole motivation behind demanding that wikis revert their changes to the search update is to make sure they can leech as much money as they can from ads that are displayed on results pages, and because of this they would almost certainly make sure we (being one of their biggest earners) maximised their profit, i.e. making sure we don't try and skirt around ads. I don't think we need to put ourselves in an unnecessarily risky position just yet - we should wait and see what the next proposed search update turns out like. 19:53, May 14, 2012 (UTC)

Council
Don't forget, there's a meeting today about Search. :3= 16:42, May 17, 2012 (UTC)

Updated with new information
I've been fighting glacors the past few days while wearing the ring of wealth and have noticed that while i am wearing it, it activates every time. therefore everytime i kill one i always get a charm drop while wearing it. dont know actual statistics of drops so dont wanna edit

Maps
I made a new thread regarding map/minimaps/map squares on the fansite forum. 05:19, May 26, 2012 (UTC)

Restore Files
Can you please restore File:Apmeken (Iconically symbolized).png and File:Scabaras (Iconically symbolized).png if possible? Because I want to readd them into articles. Many thanks. - Naikiw 15:49, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

Editz
214,000 edits since 2009. You are insane.

In a good way. 16:36, May 27, 2012 (UTC)

How come I can't join the chat? O.O

I see what you did there
http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6646/cookplox.png

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RE: Noob
Oops... Thanks for noticing that. I should pay closer attention. 23:17, May 31, 2012 (UTC)

TCHBLEH
You... 09:30, June 3, 2012 (UTC)
 * I actually thought it may have had something to do with you.. but I had to be srs. . I dub you Le Troll, again... for the... you get the idea . 09:35, June 3, 2012 (UTC)

Help Me Plox
Ok, so last time I asked you to help me with this was firemaking; now it's woodcutting. I have 762 xp to 99; can you please help me to choose what to cut so I get 1 off 99 (for teh pro screenshot)? 01:44, June 5, 2012 (UTC)

Jagex Wiki fail
I thought you'd enjoy this. 20:58, June 11, 2012 (UTC)

Magic armour revert
Cook, I've checked it. I know wide tables, images, etc. can be a problem due to the width of Oasis, but I've checked it before clicking the save button and it works fine. Unless you're using an iPod/iPhone/whatever they're called or have a 500x500px screen, it looks perfectly alright. I've been around here for 2½ years, please don't think I'm some noob who doesn't know what he does when he makes an edit. 09:23, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
 * Strange. I see this. Next time, I'll send a picture to you for approval. :P 17:09, June 16, 2012 (UTC)
 * Don't you? 06:23, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
 * Would it be possible to standardly implement it for everyone? If so, I'll make a YG proposal. 11:03, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
 * That's too bad. And I doubt Wikia will want to give up their precious advertisement space. 11:16, June 17, 2012 (UTC)