Drunken man

The Drunken Man can be found in the upstairs of the Rising Sun Inn in bustling Falador square, and in one of the rooms upstairs in the Jolly Boar Inn, just north-east of Varrock.

He drunkenly staggers around aimlessly, and serves no real purpose apart from a bit of comic relief. When spoken to, he gets confused and thinks there are two of you, and then starts mindlessly ranting about "giant hairy cabbages." When in combat, he is no different than a normal man, and his drops are the same.

Trivia

 * When you talk to a woman in south Varrock (near the cooking range), the same conversation occurs.
 * It should be noted that while he is drunk, he is one level stronger than most men and woman you see.