Chaos Elemental

The Chaos Elemental is the game's fourth most powerful monster, with a combat level of 305 and 350 hitpoints. It was released on February 20, 2006. It bears resemblance to a dark cloud and has a lavender tint. It dwells in the members-only section of the Wilderness by the Rogue's Hideout. It also is currently the strongest Wilderness monster, overtaking King Black Dragon which held the title for 4 years.

Attacks
The Chaos Elemental's primary attack, thought to be magic-based, is a series of whorls of different colours fired at the target; however, the attack can hit for large amounts of damage even if players have activated protect from magic prayers. It also uses two special attacks. The first teleports players a short space to several screens away. The second unequips items that players are wielding, forcing them to take time to equip their armour and weapons before continuing the battle. The Chaos Elemental was introduced alongsides the Dragon two-handed sword, which it drops.

Drops
(Note) the chaos elemental is almost always hunted in groups, and it is coveted for the dragon two handed sword it drops, which sells at 1.5 milion gp.
 * Dragon Chain-body
 * Dragon two-handed sword
 * 1000 Iron arrows
 * 100 Blood runes
 * Attack potion (1)

Letters
The Chaos Elemental's letters in Postbag from the hedge hint at forthcoming updates, in a rather cryptic manner.

Letter 1

 * Go. It smells like quarter past. Cabbages make the best soup. No, broccoli! Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been? Duckling ugly an was once there. Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello? 15 at the last count. Did it ask a question? Bizarre boron swell, coolcoder9t tasty, doctor cole cruchy, meaty goodness. Chompy make da bestest yums! No, it seeks the blade. Stop the shifter, torcher and penance! Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be. Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden. Wilderness? Rewind less? Weird lens? Tanath cur!! Tanath cur!!

The updates that have happened

 * Killerwatt killerwatt where have you been? (Slayer update with Killerwatts)
 * Duckling ugly an was once there. (Swan Song quest)
 * Chompy make da bestest yums! (Graphical update to Gu'tanoth)
 * No, it seeks the blade. (Probably refering to the Dragon 2h sword that it hordes)
 * Stop the shifter, torcher and penance! (Refers to minigames, Pest Control and Barbarian Assault)
 * Burn down the rum! Arrr, that it be. (Trouble Brewing minigame)
 * Checkmate queen, the boys are in town. (Refers to the Fairytale quest series)
 * My arm's adventure seeks solace with the sorcerers’ garden. (My Arm's Big Adventure quest)

Unknown or unreleased updates

 * Chaos Soahc, Jas. Hello?
 * 15 at the last count.
 * Did it ask a question? (Could this be the door questions in the Stronghold of security?)
 * Bizarre boron swell, coolcoder9t tasty, doctor cole cruchy, meaty goodness. ('Bizzare born swell' is an anagram for 'Zaros will be reborn'.)

Letter 2
''In my house, cup of tea? Angry bow gets boost, she is reborn, the chosen one! Bubbles to my new home, flaky scalp. Cheese pie, mmmm. Triangle? Pyramid! ; PK me mum! Lunar eclipse brings us closer to them. The museum will close in 10 minutes, please make your way to the nearest age. Helping hand please. Illusion long dead, is they? Ferrets will find them. Hidden in the tree they were. Blue egg rises. Shhhh. Vyre warning, take a bite. Helm must be rejoined when the Gypsy gets a makeover. Hum uncle us. Mamma Mia, that’s a big basket! Mallum 12, Witchaven 0. For Shiver my quiver. Watching, forever watching the bones of the past. They will come for my bride! Bah bah barby have you any null? Stuff the chicken, stick the chompy. Comfy magnets. Yes mate yes mate 10 waves full. One for the ranger, one's never enough, and 2 for the little boy who collected all the stuff. Have you seen my arm?''

The updates that have happened

 * In my house, cup of tea? (Player-owned houses)
 * Angry bow gets boost, she is reborn, the chosen one! (Death to the Dorgeshuun quest)
 * Triangle? Pyramid! ; PK me mum! (Prayers for magic, refers to PKing and the prayer.)
 * Lunar eclipse brings us closer to them. (Lunar Diplomacy quest)
 * The museum will close in 10 minutes, please make your way to the nearest age. (Third age treasure trail items)
 * Helping hand please. (Hand in the Sand quest)
 * Ferrets will find them. (Hunter addition)
 * Vyre warning, take a bite. (Darkness of Hallowvale quest)
 * Mallum 12, Witchaven 0. (Slug Menace quest)
 * For Shiver my quiver. (Crossbow update)
 * Yes mate yes mate 10 waves full. (New Barbarian Assault minigame)
 * Have you seen my arm? (My Arm's Big Adventure quest)
 * Comfy magnets. (Animal Magnetism quest)
 * Illusion long dead, is they? (Sounds like The Eyes of Glouphrie)
 * Helm must be rejoined when the Gypsy gets a makeover. (Varrock graphical update)
 * Mamma Mia, that’s a big basket! (Enlightened Journey quest)
 * Hum uncle us. Referring to Tower of Life quest, as there is a Homoncolus in the quest.

Unknown or unreleased updates

 * Bubbles to my new home, flaky scalp. (hints at a bathroom update to player-owned houses?)
 * Cheese pie, mmmm. (Cooking updates; new pies?)
 * Hidden in the tree they were. (Something to do with birds or seeds.. Maybe the lucky rabbit foot added to help you find them?)
 * Blue egg rises. Shhhh. (Use for eggs from WCing)
 * Watching, forever watching the bones of the past. (Prayer updates?)
 * They will come for my bride!
 * Bah bah barby have you any null? (Maybe sheep graphical update.)
 * Stuff the chicken, stick the chompy.
 * One for the ranger, one's never enough, and 2 for the little boy who collected all the stuff. (Maybe referring to crossbow update)

Letter 3
''Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird ''Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word ''Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches ''Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches

''Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely ''Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly ''Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river ''Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver

''Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores ''Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores ''Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil ''Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval

''Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker’s head ''Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead.

The updates that have happened

 * Dress up big like a flappy bird, happy bird (Eagles' Peak quest)
 * Flappy high with twelve willow branches, brillo lunches (Enlightened Journey quest)
 * Impy sheep new and shiny, sew and ninely (Graphics update)
 * Izso easy to make troll king shiver, shoal thing river (The Fremennik Isles quest)
 * Pick it up with the undead quiver, quintet liver (Animal Magnetism quest)
 * Sing the song for shantay claws, clumpy gores (2006 Christmas Event)
 * Penguin eyes are low and evil, crunchy weevil (Cold War quest)
 * Brutal way for shark retrieval, rather medieval (Hunter skill update, referring to the new Harpoon)

Unknown or unreleased updates

 * Hunter strong when the ferrets herd, heretic’s word
 * Bandos down with hail of punches, pail of hunches
 * Curator taught but the kids are whiny, wilds not kindly
 * Seasons pass for animal lores, magical chores
 * Trawl along the ancient bed, sucker’s head (possibly referring to the Wise Old Man's bed)
 * Dwarf and scorp are almost dead... Almost dead. (Upcoming Dwarf/Scorpion graphics update)

Letter 4
''Wait in the shadow realm: you are not of the blood nor sin. Up north the wind blows cold to Lumbridge and Ardougne, works like clockwork. Surok's gone to Chaos - lo, ladling Kirk: rumble in the library! Buy your tickets now. Way down deep where the frosts are clearing, way down deep where the dead are still fighting.

''Meanwhile, back in the caves, a blotched lord's inns eat exotic food and all that jazz. In the basement of the tower of life you'll find the homunculus; he's crossing a lobster with a jubbly! A spider with a sardine! A newt with a rooster! It's all underground, where there's a hole in my pocket. Pockets? The Chaos Elemental has no need for pockets!

The updates that have happened

 * Up north the wind blows cold to Lumbridge and Ardougne, works like clockwork (Cold War quest)


 * Wait in the shadow realm: you are not of the blood nor sin. (Shadow Sword Mini-Quest)
 * In the basement of the tower of life you'll find the homunculus; he's crossing a lobster with a jubbly! ; A spider with a sardine!; A newt with a rooster! (Tower of Life)

Unknown or unreleased updates

 * Surok's gone to Chaos
 * lo, ladling Kirk: rumble in the library! ('Lo ladling Kirk' is an anagram for 'Kill King Roald.')
 * Buy your tickets now.
 * Way down deep where the frosts are clearing
 * Way down deep where the dead are still fighting. (Tarn Razorlor, maybe?)
 * Meanwhile, back in the caves, a blotched lord's inns eat exotic food and all that jazz.
 * It's all underground, where there's a hole in my pocket. (Reference to Yellow Submarine(Beatles))