Recipe for Disaster

=Introduction=

Recipe for Disaster is a multi-part quest in RuneScape, possibly the biggest yet. It is composed of 8 subquests, as well as a beginning and an end, so in reality it is 10 quests in 1. The subquests range from easy to very hard. Jagex programmed it so that nearly any member can start it, but only the best of the best questers may finish it. This was the 100th quest to come out. As such, many parts of the quest reference the number one hundred.

=Beginning=

Walkthrough
The Cook will tell you that he needs a newt's eye, a greenman's ale, a rotten tomato, and a dirty blast. If you ask him how to make a dirty blast, he will tell you to add ashes to a fruit blast that you made yourself. He will also give you 100 coins to buy everything, and he will allow you to keep the change. You can buy a newts' eye from herblore shops. Greenman's ale is sold in Yanille. You can buy a rotten tomato at the duel arena. You can make a fruit blast at the Gnome Stronghold in the cocktail bar (Blurberry will give you a cocktail book on how to make them). Once you have all 4 items, give them to the Cook. Congratulations! Quest complete (for now...)

Reward

 * 1 quest point


 * The invitation to the feast of a lifetime!

The feast
Enter the doors to the dining room to begin the feast. You will see many members of the Lumbridge council at the table: A Dwarf from White Wolf Mountain, Osman from Al Kharid, the goblin generals from Goblin Village, Pirate Pete from Morytania, the Lumbridge Guide, Evil Dave from Edgeville, Skrach Uglogwee from the Feldip Hills, Sir Amik Varze from Falador, Awowogei from Ape Atoll, and the Duke himself. The Duke will get the strange box event, and will leave the room to fiddle with it. Osman will get taken away by Evil Bob. At this point, you will enter the room. Sadly a Culinaromancer (that's a food mage) will drop in and spoil your fun. Luckily, the Gypsy from Varrock will show up and freeze everyone in time (except you and her).

=Subquests=

After the feast, you will be able to enter and exit the dining room at will. However, it will be in a dormant state. To protect each member of the council from the Culinaromancer's spell, you must feed each of them their favourite food. The Gypsy and Cook will both be there to help you. You can complete these quests in any order, and start as many of them at a time as you want. Each subquest gives 1 quest point and some access to the Culinaromancer's chest, as well as an additional reward, such as items or experience.

Walkthrough
Go to the tunnel under White Wolf Mountain. You will see an Old Dwarf. Talk to him. He will refuse to bake one for you, but he'll mention the Rising Sun Inn. Go to Falador and talk to a barmaid. If you ask her about dwarves and ale, she will tell you the secret formula for 200 coins. If you have the activated ring of charos, charm her. She will tell you to add a gold coin to an Asgarnian ale. Buy some from her, then add coins. Once you have a few, give them to Rohak, the Old Dwarf. He will agree to make you a rock cake. Give him your milk, egg, and flour, then wear your gloves. You will need to cool it down before you can give it to the Dwarf. Wearing ice gloves to pick it up will do the trick, but if you don't have them, simply kill a level 13 Icefiend on Ice Mountain. Use the cool cake on the dwarf back in Lumbridge to get your reward.

Reward

 * 1 quest point
 * 1000 slayer experience
 * 1000 cooking experience
 * (Further) access to the Culinaromancer's chest.

Walkthrough
Go to the Goblin Village and talk to the generals. They will be no help, so go into the next building and climb down the ladder. You will see Mudknuckles, a goblin cook. He will tell you to get him some charcoal to finish a cooking recipe that he overheard two dwarves talking about. Give him the charcoal. He will add it to his cauldron, which will explode in a hillarious cutscene. Miraculously, you both will survive. Mudknuckles will then tell you that you need some orange slices that aren't orange, some maggots that aren't bland, and some bread that isn't crunchy.


 * Orange slices -

Use your knife on your orange, then use the dye on it.


 * Maggots -

Use the spices on them.


 * Bread -

Use water on it.

Give all 3 to Mudknuckles to get the slop of compromise. Give it to the goblin generals in Lumbridge to complete this part of the quest.

Reward

 * 1 quest point
 * 1000 cooking experience
 * 1000 farming experience
 * 1000 crafting experience
 * (Further) access to the Culinaromancer's chest.