RuneScape:Requests for deletion/Fortune telling

Fortune telling
I strongly believe that this article should be deleted. This article is rather nonsensical, silly and is about a practice that I have never heard/seen/come across while playing RuneScape. Put broadly, the article talks about different ways that a player's fortune can be told, and is a whole new level of superstitiousness that I have never seen before.

One of the more ridiculous methods it lists is as follows: "Some may place a fire of oak on top of ram bones and wait until the ash can be swept away. Then the Bones are given to the seeker of fortune to bury in a place that holds meaning to the seer. The player is granted a feeling that the ram's spirit will protect him or her in the adventures to come."

If we are going to keep this article, it will bring about a whole array of problems. What qualifies as a proper method of fortune telling. How notable must this method be? Why don't I insert a section which says: "It is believed that running to the southern-most point on RuneScape to its northern-point will bring about good fortune, due to the blessings of the many monsters the player meets while doing so."

or

"Light a purple fire, while wearing full Enchanted robes. Purple is the colour of royalty and doing so will bring about good fortune for your character, and it may be that your character will be more lucky in his travels."

Now, enough of the examples. Moving on, the article gives a disclaimer at the end, which reads:

"(Please be sure to remember that fortune telling has an affect only on those who believe in it. Such things will NOT make you invincible and cannot prevent death or harm. The affect is psychological and only useful in decision making. You are entirely in control of what happens to your character. Also remember that any fortune teller who wishes to know your password in return for a divination is a scammer and should be reported immediately.)"

Even with this disclaimer, we should not keep this article as a whole variety of "fortune telling methods" could bring about psychological effects and affect your decision making. I'm surprised that no one has already VfDed this article, seeing as how ridiculous it really is. What do the rest of you think? 09:06, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Support - as nom. 09:06, November 4, 2009 (UTC)