Cold War/Quick guide

Penguin Spotting
* "Yes" (tele to iceberg)
 * Talk to Larry.
 * Talk to Larry again with items.

Hello World

 * Talk to Larry once on iceberg.
 * Inspect Firm Snow Patch.
 * Use oak plank on Firm Snow Patch.
 * Use Spade on Bird Hide Structure.
 * Enter Snow Bird Hide.
 * Take note of the emotes the left penguin is doing. (you will need this later and for the next quest in series, you can re-enter the snow bird hide to watch again before the next step if needed.)
 * Talk to Larry.
 * Travel using the nearby boat.
 * Talk to Larry once on the dock.
 * Read Clockwork Book.

Clockwork Penguin
* Accept tele to the zoo.
 * Make Clockwork and Clockwork suit on Crafting table 3 or 4 in Player-Owned House. (Making the second suits at this point is optional for the next quest.)
 * Return to Rellekka and talk to Larry.
 * Travel to the iceberg.
 * Talk to Larry.
 * Talk to Larry at Ardy Zoo.

Suit Up!

 * Unequipped cape and weapons and use the Tuxedo-Time option on Larry.
 * Enter the penguin pen and talk to the penguin.
 * Use the greeting emotes from earlier.
 * Read the Mission Report and exit the pen and suit.
 * Talk to Larry.

Incognito
* Accept tele to zoo. * " The penguins in Lumbridge refuse to talk to me." * " I must have left the outpost before they gave out the phrase." (While wearing ring of charos or having a raw cod)
 * Talk to Larry at Fred the Farmer's paddock in Lumbridge.
 * Enter penguin suit and talk to the penguins disguised as a sheep.
 * Do greeting emotes.
 * Talk to sheep penguin again.
 * Exit penguin suit.
 * Talk to Larry.
 * Enter penguin suit again once at Ardy Zoo.
 * Enter penguin pen and talk to penguin.
 * Exit pen and penguin suit
 * Talk to Larry.

Intelligence
* "I need to talk about penguin." * Accept tele to iceberg.
 * Go back to Lumbridge.
 * Enter penguin suit.
 * Talk to sheep penguin.
 * Exit suit and talk to Fred the Farmer nearby.
 * Enter penguin suit and talk to sheep penguin again.
 * Exit penguin suit.
 * Talk to Larry.
 * Talk to Larry on iceberg.

Surprise, Surprise
* "Yeah, I got it."
 * Talk to KGP Agent north west of Larry while in the penguin suit.
 * Do greeting emotes.
 * Talk to Noodle.
 * Talk to Noodle again.
 * Talk to KGP Agent.
 * Investigate Avalanche.
 * Enter the first west room.
 * Talk to KGP Agent.
 * Exit room thought the west and then thought the north door.
 * Walk north once outside to the agility course.

Agility Course
''If you run out of food any time and do not wish to risk losing your items, you could un-equip the penguin suit, resulting in being caught and stunned, but otherwise returned to where Larry is on the Iceberg. The Surefooted Aura makes this part of the quest extremely easy.''


 * 1) Climb down the steps and into the water.
 * 2) Avoid the moving ice in the water.
 * 3) Climb the stepping stone at the end.
 * 4) Jump across the next stones reach an ice platform.
 * 5) After you manage to cross, continue on the path until you come to a shelf with icicles on it. Use the tread softly option to get across. You have to repeat this several times at each shelf. If you fail, you will be hit taking a small amount of damage.
 * 6) Next, you have to climb up the ice. This can be very annoying, as you take 20 life points each time you fail, and the failure rate is surprisingly high. If you have only the minimal agility — level 30, for example — a small amount of food may help.
 * 7) After that, you have a small cutscene of you sliding down a hill.


 * Talk to Agility Trainer.
 * Leave area and talk to Larry.

'Berg Bards
* "Yes"
 * Enter penguin suit and re-enter the outpost.
 * Talk to the KGB Agent at the end of the main hall.
 * Talk to Ping and Pong in the East room.
 * Return to Larry and exit penguin suit.
 * Talk to Larry.
 * Steal a Cow Bell from the Relleka or Lumbridge Dairy Cow.
 * Use Mahogany plank on the Soft Leather.
 * Return to the iceberg.
 * Enter the penguin suit and return to Ping and Pong.
 * Operate the Control Panel in the main hall.
 * Enter the War Room to the east.

Conclusive Evidence

 * Kill a few Icelords and exit the pen.
 * Climb the Chasm to the east in the room.
 * Talk to Larry.
 * Quest Complete!