Gielinor Games Commentators

During the Gielinor Games, occasional commentary is given through floating megaphones. In addition, a small dialogue occurs when entering or finishing a game. The team of commentators consist of:

Mr Mordaut
Mr Mordaut is the old and wise draconic school teacher who is only encountered during the Surprise Exam random event. He seems to be an opposer of the cheese rolling, claiming it is too stupid for the advanced races. However, the circular cheeses are a whole new invention to the trolls. He appears to be the only one taking the commentating seriously, although he also makes the occasional random joke. He also appears to be trying to have serious conversations with the zombie, although that of course fails.

Thok
Thok is the master of Dungeoneering, brother of Marmaros and Bryll. He normally stands at Daemonheim selling the two Dungeoneering skillcapes, but now he has come to the Games to commentate. Or rather, compare athletes to himself and make funny but slightly dumb comments.

Tentacle
Tentacle is the leader of five mermaids, two of which (Manta and Remora) are incinerated by the Queen Black Dragon, with Urchin and Anemone still being alive. Those three are encountered during Deadliest Catch in which they consider feeding the player to Thassalus. Tentacle is usually seen having conversations with the troll, constantly being surprised of his stupitidy.

Raptor
Raptor, the mysterious warrior thinks that races are a waste of time, but he appreciates the type of races that Thok and his brother compete in which involves killing monsters.

Troll
The Troll is a rather slow character who shares many similarities with the Zombie, although he isn't as fussy when it comes to eating humans.

Zombie
The Zombie is the least intelligent of the commentators, worse than even the troll. He seems mostly concerned with eating brains.



Starting comments

 * Mr Mordaut: It's a misconception that athletics is solely about strength and speed.
 * Mr Mordaut: It can be very tactical. The brain is just as important as the feet.
 * Zombie: Brains...taste better than feet...
 * Mr Mordaut: So, use your mind to take advantage of your opponents.

Ending comments

 * Mr Mordaut: This athlete really has got their head in the game.
 * Zombie: Zombie go into game, eat head?
 * Mr Mordaut: No, zombie. We can snack at the post-race buffet.
 * Zombie: Mmm...brain canapes.


 * Thok: A good race. Thok think this was great.
 * Troll: Huh hur, me like fast food.
 * Thok: Thok see what you did there!


 * Troll: Little human ran well. Might be too fast for me to eat them.
 * Thok: No eating the athletes! Thok want to see more races.
 * Troll: Okay.


 * Tentacle: I'd give up now if I were you, human.
 * Thok: I have faith in athlete.


 * Mr Mordaut: A disappointing score for our athlete.
 * Mr Mordaut: I'm sure they'll do better in future attempts.


 * Thok: Athlete run like the wind!
 * Mr Mordaut: I'd say at least a gale force 10.
 * Thok: Thok say they have turned it right up to 11!


 * Thok:Thok though that was...BEST EVENT EVER!
 * Mr Mordaut:Yes, quite. Well done, athlete, a remarkable score that you should be proud of.

Random comments

 * Thok: Wow, watch them go!


 * Tentacle: How can they go so fast? Someone must be cheating.

COW!!
(The COW!! card causes a cow to plummet from the sky)


 * Raptor: How did that get there?

The Streaker!
(The Streaker! card causes a troll in a tutu to walk across the path)

Fall-out
(An athlete is removed from the race)


 * Thok: Ow, Thok think that must have hurt.


 * Troll: A rolling troll gathers no moss!

Starting comments

 * Raptor: Waste of time. Should be killing things.
 * Troll: But look at the pretty shiny rocks and trees.
 * Raptor: I should kill you where you stand, monster.
 * Troll: Wanna see them collect shiny things. Yay shiny!


 * Tentacle: Why are you surface dwellers fascinated with collecting things?
 * Mr Mordaut: It's a compulsion. We dragons are probably the worst of the bunch.
 * Tentacle: You sit on a horde of gold?
 * Mr Mordaut: Well, yes, but I only collect the rare coins. I have an Avarrocka guinea, would you believe...
 * Tentacle: Dragon geek!


 * Thok: Lemme guess Zombie - you collet brains?
 * Zombie: Gotta...collet..em...all
 * Thok:Haha, Thok thinks you just eat brains. This race all about collecting and keeping.

Finish comments

 * Thok: A performance to sing tales of! It tough for anyone to top that.
 * Mr Mourdaut:A marvellous display. I've not seen such skill for atleast two centuries.

*THWACK*
 * Thok: A good game, you make Thok proud.
 * Tentacle: Yes human well do-
 * Tentacle: What was that for?
 * Thok: Sorry, Thok thought you were about to make rude comment.

Random comments

 * Zombie: a winner is one who...traaaains


 * Thok: Thok mentally high-fives all of you!


 * Raptor: Heh. Good choice.


 * Mr Mourdaut: Use your body and youe brain if you want to win the game!


 * Troll: Why do they not eating that?


 * Raptor: Impressed. Good event.
 * Tentacle: Yes, good round...
 * Raptor: Don't try to escape me fish. I'll be coming after you.
 * Tentacle: Eep!


 * Zombie: Run...fleshy brainbags...


 * Troll: Yay! Troll woulda picked dat one!


 * Mr Mourdaut: They've missed one there. That might cost them.