Brassica Prime

Brassica Prime is the patron god of all cabbages and is, as such, a giant cabbage. Aside from the fact Brassica Prime's main followers are cabbages, little else is known of the god, including where he came from, how he ascended to godhood or what his beliefs are.

The fact Brassica Prime is a cabbage makes him appear quite weak, for a god. However, his seemingly laughable power may not be representative of the god's full potentials, seeing that, as Juna, a Guardian of Guthix, says: "the vegetables of Guthix are not to be underestimated." Nevertheless, Brassica Prime is generally considered one of the weakest gods. He isn't widely known to most of Gielinor's non-cabbage inhabitants either.

Brassica seems to be a benevolent god and rewarding to those who treat his followers well. He first appeared during the 2009 April Fools event, wherein the cabbages of Gielinor celebrated their religion and began jumping around their farms with intense joy, exclaiming various phrases. If you would kick one of three cabbages from the Falador Farm to Oo'glog, Brassica himself would appear and reward you with another cabbage for "looking after one of [his] followers so well". Brassica would then disappear after about half a minute in a flash of fireworks.

Brassica Prime cares deeply for his followers and he now hold a serious grudge against Saradomin, who scorched a dozen cabbages completely when he arrived to Edgeville Monastery in the Sixth Age. Brassica is currently mourning his fallen brethren in horror, planning his vengeance on Saradomin, and will feature in the upcoming quest Missing, Presumed Death.

Summoning
Summoning Brassica Prime was, by some, considered not worth it. This is because of the great distance between the two places, the reward, and how some people kicked cabbages away from their owners just to annoy them. However, many people feel proud of their achievement of kicking or tapping a cabbage from Draynor Village (where the cabbage field is) all the way to Oo'glog.

The Death of Chivalry
The Gilded Cabbage is a post-quest reward, and the first time you kick the gilded cabbage 30 times in a row without picking it up, Brassica Prime will speak to you and reward you with 10,000 bonus Prayer Experience. This 10,000 bonus Prayer experience is awarded in the form of double XP while you train the skill, instead of instantaneously as is the case for XP lamps.

Trivia

 * Brassica Prime was first mentioned during the 2007 April Fools fake Behind the Scenes as a joke, described as the King of the Cabbages and a level 11 giant cabbage boss monster, who could be fought after passing a dungeon with level 2 cabbage spawn and level 5 cabbage knights.
 * Brassica is the genus for cabbages. Brassica prima is Latin for "First cabbage".
 * Brassica Prime did not seem to be affected by the Edicts of Guthix, though this is likely due to his lack of ability to upset balance, just as most of the Menaphite Pantheon was allowed to stay due to their lesser power in comparison to that of the banished gods. Strangely, Tumeken and Marimbo other tier-five-gods were affected.
 * Brassica Prime is voiced by Mod Raven.
 * Brassica Prime is confirmed to make an appearance in the quest Missing, Presumed Death