User talk:Battleben

Obligatory "First!" goes here
Who shall be the first to um, first? 19:38, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
 * Me. 20:14, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
 * /switches my message and fwse's one around in editing/ -- 20:36, May 12, 2014 (UTC)

Re:Loarnab
That's silly. Having a pointless and redundant thing now because it might become useful in the future. It's not like we won't be able to add it next month...especially with template preloads. 20:14, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
 * Doesn't that contradict the purpose of infoboxes? 08:14, April 30, 2014 (UTC)

Re:Cows
I know, but the monster page is in the old format and I can't be bothered to add those...too tired, I've worked too much today. ;-; 15:38, May 1, 2014 (UTC)

Infobox
Something I didn't notice until you left is that the infobox couldn't handle enriched as the base XP (like for Enriched brilliant spring). Since you left, I've made the increased XP hideable by putting. 21:18, May 7, 2014 (UTC)

Question
You're in frequent contact with JMods, right? -- 18:32, May 8, 2014 (UTC)
 * Because I have been killing to know whether Liara and Sergeant-at-Arms are confirmed to be the same people.
 * P.S: check your 5a forum thread -- 20:35, May 12, 2014 (UTC)
 * Lol Scuzzy, are you sure its not just Jagex being lazy?
 * Jagex is always lazy. But still. -- 16:20, May 22, 2014 (UTC)

Connection between Loarnab and Tolna's Soul RIft?
I think there is a strong - or much stronger than we anticipated - connection between the Soul Rift near Senntisten and Loarnab! In the new lore book, the Codex Ultimatus, the author who wrote it saw Loarnab express emotions of fearful, angry, confused, and hopelessness.

Excerpts from the Ultimatus:
 * "The beast bled profusely, I shall never be able to forget the sound it made, of so many heads crying out at once in anger and pain."
 * "Finally, its eyes glazed over with hopelessness, as the beast came to the realization of its fate, and its powerlessness to avert it. "
 * "Our new lord approached the beast and, as he did so, fear filled each one of its many eyes, and then confusion, as our lord began to twist the many heads back on themselves"

All these emotions are the same as the rooms in the Soul Rift, i.e., the anger room, the fear room, the hopelessness room, and the confused room. Annnd in the final part of the Soul Bane quest, Tolna, the kid, turned into a freaky 5 headed mutant. Loarnab is a hydra and hydras have multiple heads O_O'

Here is a quote from Tolna during the quest: "I managed to find the remnants of the ancient civilization that the stories talk about. It seems people used to worship a god here years ago in numbers far greater than a simple cult following. Sadly there is little remaining so I have nothing else to tell. As soon as I entered the area the ground swallowed me whole. I felt there was something watching, waiting. It’s like there is some evil power under the ground that wanted me to suffer. As if it got some sort of empowerment from it. At least whatever it is, it doesn’t want to reveal itself to the world yet…" - Tolna

Spineweilder said the last sentence in Tolna's quote contradicted what the Ultimatus said. Tolna said that Loarnab is still alive, but the Ultimatus said he was dead. However, the author of the Ultimatus might have interpreted as him being dead. His soul or whatever may still be around. Just like how Guthix's memories are in the forms of butterflies and chronicle fragments. Maybe Loarnab's memories became sentient and manifested through Tolna O_O

What are your thoughts? And don't call me a "lorenoob", like everyone else -.- -- 02:43, May 20, 2014 (UTC)

A$$dale JoT
So I've made a jack of trades route, and since you're the commisioner of all things Ashdale, i thought you might want to look at it before I decide whether or not to do something with it: User:Scuzzy_Beta/Sandbox -- 16:19, May 22, 2014 (UTC)
 * Oh yeah and heres soemthin for your ugly graphics: Lady Niya.png -- 13:19, May 23, 2014 (UTC)

The mighty fall
Im about to begin colour correction, can you do me a favour and snap a quick pic of a mithril bar dropped in the arena area place with lighting detail? -- 20:10, June 2, 2014 (UTC)
 * Neither was ruining Burthorpe & Zanik, but hey. It happened. -- 15:56, June 3, 2014 (UTC)

Mind getting the full reward image for this quest? --Jlun2 (talk) 21:19, June 3, 2014 (UTC)

You have like a million accounts, are you gonna play this quest again anytime soon? If so, grab a pic of an unarmed ogre chillin' in the camp. -- 19:31, June 25, 2014 (UTC)

Here's something you might appriciate
https://24.media.tumblr.com/703d39467be32dc7721b561f14d66ec5/tumblr_n6md8mdwcO1rfpef7o1_1280.png -- 14:46, June 5, 2014 (UTC)

Slugs
When was Sea Slug reworked? Exact date pls. 09:19, June 8, 2014 (UTC)

Yelps
We are not a fucking creative writing class. Actually, we're quite the opposite. You lose points for putting stupid imagery and ridiculous narration on things such as:
 * a special wheel that rewards items out to those who spin it, by causing a giant boxing glove to punch him in the face. He allowed adventurers up to two spins on his wheel a day
 * various monsters had somehow got a hold of some tickets
 * At the same time, Yelps started selling spins in various packages, seemingly having turned his squeal into a profitable venture.
 * News of his success had even reached the gnomes of the Tree Gnome Stronghold
 * Yelps was saddened by this, and expressed horror of the replacement's lack of any spinning wheels.

Yelps does not have to be the subject of every sentence: Why is this necessarily chronological? If you cared about a good article, that would be just a sentence or two saying "spins can be obtained by..."
 * A few months after the Squeal was established, Yelps started rewarding adventurers two extra spins for every time they complete a quest.
 * Later that year, in a massive update to his Squeal, Yelps started rewarding adventurers for skilling by giving them free spin tickets for use on his Squeal
 * ''Yelps also started rewarding those who aided the Imperial Guard of Burthorpe, giving adventurers a free spin to those that helped the Imperial Guard stock their supplies by completing various challenges for Captain Haskell

Then there's shit like this that, with you and your penchant for making this article a colorfully written biography, I can't tell is real or not. I'm not going to allow it to go back without a solid source:
 * At some point during Dimwit's childhood, an accident occurred that resulted in him hitting his head, causing him to fall down some stairs and bite his tongue, causing him to scream in pain loudly, which earnt him the name Yelps. Tired of his screaming, the leaders of the village tied Yelps to a spinning wheel and played games with him, and from then on Yelps became the butt of many jokes around the village. This is also presumably the root of his obsession with spinning wheels.
 * At some point, he came into the possession of a large horde of treasure that formerly belonged to the princess known as Alice, and took it for himself.

That quote from Tapio, legitimate as it may be, is completely pointless. It weaseled its way in there with no proper foundation. Okay, someone called him stupid. Who cares? Why is it significant? You failed to establish a reason for that quote to be there.

Don't put this shit back in there. Seriously. This already started an edit war, and I'm not sure how the fuck your fanfiction was the chosen revision. Cite your facts, fix your writing. 09:58, June 10, 2014 (UTC)
 * It's not suddenly an issue. It was always a problem; it just went unnoticed. And no. Not just more sources. You need to clean up your writing and not add colorful and frivolous language. We're not a creative writing class, the article should be read like one. Stick to the cold hard facts. 10:06, June 10, 2014 (UTC)

Underground pass
Does "leave a note on my talk page if you want a different angle etc" mean nothing?.... and to think i spent an hour trying to get HTML5 to work -- 18:59, June 10, 2014 (UTC)
 * http://i.imgur.com/A5WZkDS.png *gently puts on your face* -- 19:15, June 10, 2014 (UTC)

Ability clickpic
I'm not sure who else is adding them, but since you added most of them, I ll tell you I've changed the implementation of Ability clickpic. Elements are now separated by pipes (|) instead of commas. I can also very easily extend the template to any number of parameters should it be needed :ɔ 03:46, June 16, 2014 (UTC)

Re:History subpages
Hm, yeah, Hazel was shortish. Drakan was 70 kB though and this could fry an older computer. But do whatever you want (Bandos and Zaros too). 12:18, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
 * [[File:Fairynuffdetail.png]] 12:35, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
 * The smurfs with the vials are from Arandar - the ones with staves are from Ardougne. :P 20:10, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
 * Oh. So the Arandar ones throw vials in your face without holding them? Jerks. Btw, don't you think the infoboxes for the level 114, 120 and 122 ones (or the three versions with staves anyway) can be merged? They aren't really that different. Should be separate from the weaker vial ones and the piked HQ ones ofc. 20:13, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
 * When was Brumty fixed? O_o Whyyy did you have to update Ilfeen and Eluned. ;-; They've floating tiaras and orangutan arms. ;-; 20:16, June 18, 2014 (UTC)
 * Curses - you knew I'd never argue with you on your birthday. You sneaky li'l man! But yeah, Oronwen looks fine. Except for her hair...very...odd... And the button thingy on her shirt. I shall name it Flopsy and it shall be mine and it shall be my Flopsy. Btw, did you get Oronwen's chathead? If not, don't bother, I will. Also...Haluned. :P 20:21, June 18, 2014 (UTC)

RE:FIght images
Unfortunately I don't know how to turn those off. :c


 * Thanks so much! I'll remember to do that! :D

Phone Boothe
I know for a fact he left for at least a week, because I remember going around Taverthorpe after the "cleanup" and crying while i did so -- 17:52, June 23, 2014 (UTC)
 * i trust your judgement. -- 18:11, June 23, 2014 (UTC)

Combat Scuzzy Beta chatheads
Youknow how you were uploading leik a million full chatheads because of the combat beta's larger chatbox? Could you do the same for Greldo? Poor guy lost his chin. -- 22:02, June 26, 2014 (UTC)

HTML5
Just a friendly reminder that I've made a thing! Tag it on HTML5 images in the future! :3 -- 22:46, June 26, 2014 (UTC)
 * I use HTML5 for shaders/water. Also i was in the area. But mainly because I have this thing where i have to optimize all images with water. -- 16:26, June 28, 2014 (UTC)
 * You can use FXAA Highest Quality AA in HTML5. -- 04:28, June 29, 2014 (UTC)
 * Okay. Don't view this as me trying to use HTML5 for everything, because thats[sic] not the case, but I will be more cautious now. -- 17:02, June 29, 2014 (UTC)

Oh and happy late birthday. ^^' -- 17:03, June 29, 2014 (UTC)

Go ahead and retake the Pest Control image, I can't find a good angle, and I've been overusing HTML5 recently ^^' -- 15:52, July 1, 2014 (UTC)

They went up a hill
You have access to Jeff (child), Jill and Jack (2006 Chistmas), right? If so, can you capture their chatheads for me? I'm doing PTS and i came across those non aa'd non existant chatheads, forbidding me from doing chatl. -- 16:33, July 1, 2014 (UTC)