Sneakerpeeper/Dialogue

==Dialogue==
 * Conversation 1
 * Sneakerpeeper Spawn: You no talk to Sneaks today? Awww, Sneaks do something wrong?
 * Player: Why would you think th-
 * Sneakerpeeper Spawn: Player find Sneak's collection, yes? That why Player not talk to Sneaks?
 * Player: Look, everything's fine between us... Wait, what collection?
 * Sneakerpeeper Spawn: Player want to see collection? Player just had to as Sneaks!
 * Sneakerpeeper Spawn: Sneaks have one ball of Player eyelashes, slippers made from Player belly button fluff and a Player skin hat.
 * Player: That's...that's horrible. I...I feel nauseous; I think I need to sit down.
 * Sneakerpeeper Spawn: Don't worry, Sneaks nurse you back to good health with Player-hair brush.
 * Conversation 2
 * Player: You don't have to float so close to me, Sneaks.
 * Sneakerpeeper spawn: Sneaks doesn't HAVE to, but Sneaks want to send message to other sneakerpeepers.
 * Player: I'm going to regret asking, but what would that message be?
 * sneakerpeeper spawn: That Player belongs to Sneaks, and if other sneakerpeepers want Player then they'll have to fight to the death in a no-holds-barred staring contest.
 * Player: How can a staring contest be to the death?
 * Sneakerpeeper spawn: Player know how dry eyes get if Player not blink? A contest can take months! Now, Player imagine being made entirely out of eye. Stare-death is THE WORST way for sneakerpeeper to die.