User talk:ThePsionic/Thurisaz

re:Found your helm
BEAUTIFUL!

Also, while I'm here, first! 19:26, March 4, 2014 (UTC)


 * This one is better.

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130910015828/2007scape/images/b/be/Helm_of_neitiznot_chathead.png 19:29, March 4, 2014 (UTC)

Re: AmauriceBot not updating hiscores
It looks like the Bot tried updating until the February 28th, but your user page was still requesting the highscores for the user "SburbanRever", which did not exist. The Bot tries for just over a week and if it failed every day for a user page, it stops try and add the page to it's dead list.

I see that you changed you user page to refer to "ThePsionic" on March 2nd, which does exist, so I will remove your user page from the dead list so it should update the next run today. 19:31, March 4, 2014 (UTC)

gif -> png
Are you just saving the .gifs and saving them as .pngs? 21:18, March 11, 2014 (UTC)

Re:My sig
That's fine. 12:07, March 13, 2014 (UTC)

Re: Purges
All done. 20:43, March 13, 2014 (UTC)

Re:hmm
ℋℳℳ -- 22:21, March 16, 2014 (UTC)

Signature
In my user preferences, this is what I have:

, (UTC)

Now, for my signature, I have this:

Now, the is replaced by  ,  (UTC) in my signature.

So I'd suggest you do

--  UTC

and have

in your user preferences. Try it out.


 * try this in your user preferences, I tested it out, it works.

re:switch template being poopy
If you want me to help you, you really have to be more specific. What exactly is going wrong? 14:53, March 17, 2014 (UTC)
 * The problem was the  you put before the styles. If you want to style a whole row, you shouldn't put a   before it, otherwise it'll assume the thing after the   is a seperate cell.  15:04, March 17, 2014 (UTC)

Untitled
gtfo pls 19:33, March 28, 2014 (UTC)

psi
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 * I was up at 7:40, that's not that early. I have to take the bus at 7:50 (which I missed)... 12:15, April 9, 2014 (UTC)
 * je moeder 12:27, April 9, 2014 (UTC)

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hoi 20:19, April 27, 2014 (UTC)

leef jij nog 20:57, June 8, 2014 (UTC)

r u ded 23:16, June 12, 2014 (UTC)

HeWhoWelds (talk) 18:54, September 19, 2014 (UTC)¡E1ʇɐʇsʎɹǝʌ3 'uʍop ǝpısdn ǝɹ,noʎ 'ou

re:
The woes of accidentally typing "bluevaluebox" instead of "BlueValueBox".

ffs 23:08, September 30, 2014 (UTC)

RE:
wat 08:07, October 12, 2014 (UTC)

Re: haidro
Nope from hydro 21:19, October 25, 2014 (UTC)

Your RfCM
It is my pleasure to inform you that your RfCM has been successful :) If you have any questions about your tools and how to use them, feel free to post on my talk page.

RE
k 12:27, November 6, 2014 (UTC)
 * It's a problem with wikia. Cam said he had a fix, it's just not deployed yet. 00:31, November 8, 2014 (UTC)
 * Bugging him doesn't help... just leave the issue be. 00:36, November 8, 2014 (UTC)
 * Unfortunately I'm waiting on a code review by Wikia's API devs and have been since April (yes I know that's 7 months ago). I can't say I'm too impressed at having to wait a year for it to still not be fixed, especially seeing as it took several months to even make it into the bug tracker.

Re:Welcome
W@ -- 19:39, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
 * Y u add!?!?!?!? -- 19:42, November 10, 2014 (UTC)
 * ?????? -- 19:43, November 10, 2014 (UTC)

Noting dg items
You were curious so here's a vid showing noting smuggled items at end:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38Iqphqb-W0

--Jlun2 (talk) 05:07, November 14, 2014 (UTC)

You dip
You've removed the autosorting twice. You add it back in this time. 22:42, November 19, 2014 (UTC)
 * http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Module:Sandbox/User:ThePsionic/data?curid=515059&diff=11861504&oldid=11861466 22:48, November 19, 2014 (UTC)
 * Not an issue right now. And the data itself shouldn't get anywhere near 2mb. I did some estimate calculations and it's looking like 30K items the way we have it set up will be ~1.2mb. It's the post-expand include size on User:ThePsionic/i that might be the problem. Currently, it's at 104kb with ~900 items. 22:58, November 19, 2014 (UTC)


 * You could make a second list of tables to read off of for the big list. Create a new variable called something like  that will hold only the tables you want to have display on your /i page. Also, if you decide to do that, you can do it without index keys; e.g.

local data_tables_all = { prifddinas_2, misc, treasure_hunter }


 * You'll then need to change the function at the bottom to:

function all_tables local ret_table = {} local function comp(a,b) return a[1] < b[1] end for j, w in ipairs(data_tables_all) do		for i, v in ipairs(w) do			ret_table[#ret_table+1] = v		end end table.sort(ret_table,comp) return ret_table end


 * The first table will still need to keep the, though. Because it still has to read parameters and check if a table for them exists.  23:13, November 19, 2014 (UTC)


 * I botched the code a little; fixed. 23:24, November 19, 2014 (UTC)
 * "or of which is unsure whether it is a glitch item or not."
 * Interesting grammar. 23:25, November 19, 2014 (UTC)
 * I know how to outdent. I was making fun of you to myself for resetting the indent after 3 responses. 23:58, November 19, 2014 (UTC)

14:23, November 20, 2014 (UTC)

RS:DEU
Don't edit your own user pages. I will have you blocked. 14:58, November 26, 2014 (UTC)


 * luv u tom 15:04, November 26, 2014 (UTC)

a template for you
For inventory sprites place this on description:

For diis use this:

--Jlun2 (talk) 11:53, November 28, 2014 (UTC)

Re:Wow
Haha thanks! I had to make up for lost time this year. I'll wear that title with pride! 18:41, November 30, 2014 (UTC)

pls
http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Update:Game_updates?curid=4695&diff=11962882&oldid=11847614 11:58, December 1, 2014 (UTC)


 * Fucking buggy? 12:12, December 1, 2014 (UTC)

pls upload File:Dwarven instinct aura.png 12:26, December 1, 2014 (UTC)

Updated task table
Hi! I updated the tasks table on my userpage. The completed tasks are better now. 11:20, December 10, 2014 (UTC)
 * It looks better when it is centered indeed. 11:29, December 10, 2014 (UTC)

RE:SkillAchievement
See my talkpage for my replies. 14:03, December 11, 2014 (UTC)
 * I just noticed we forgot about Dungeoneering, it has levels after 99. Currently if you fill in a level beyond 99 it will not show the 99 dunge cape (or shard). Do you have a (quick) fix for this? 14:47, December 12, 2014 (UTC)
 * Nvm, I fixed it :) 18:52, December 12, 2014 (UTC)
 * I discovered Template:Hiscore, so I had to use this for the template. You can get the level and XP from the HiScores! :) 13:13, December 15, 2014 (UTC)

RE
It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.

^ That's a total crock of bullshit, just saying. 02:26, December 12, 2014 (UTC)
 * No. They're retarded. They have the answers hidden in plain sight. 14:32, December 12, 2014 (UTC)

Re:Biscuits
Unfortunately not, the new biscuits added up puts my count to a total of 60. Sorry I can't be of more assistance. 20:07, December 17, 2014 (UTC)

T:SkillAchievement reworked
Just letting you know: I reworked the User:Salix of Prifddinas/SkillAchievement|skill achievement template. Some dunge, skill shard and xp issues are fixed now. :) It also does not use any of its subpages anymore now. 17:03, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
 * EDIT: Detail. 17:04, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
 * I'll fix that. 19:10, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
 * Fixed! 19:14, January 7, 2015 (UTC)
 * I reworked it again and now it doesn't require "namelvl" anymore instead "name" became required instead of optional. 12:45, January 8, 2015 (UTC)

T:SkillAchievementTable
I made a template for the table so you only need:  13:49, January 8, 2015 (UTC)

T:SkillAchievementTable updated
Hi, I updated the SA table template so show some more stuff, f.i. a comp cape, quest cape etc. And instead of showing the max cape it will show the highest possible milestone cape now. Tell me what you think of it. Also there's a handy test page to quickly test/see stuff with it: my sandbox. 16:30, January 11, 2015 (UTC)
 * The milestone capes broke it, so I removed those and it will show Max cape instead again. But now it's required to use the comped param, in your case set to no. (As is my case btw :P) 00:43, January 12, 2015 (UTC)
 * Nvm, it's not required to use the comp param. 01:28, January 12, 2015 (UTC)

T:SkillAchievementTable question
Should I remove the expert cape for each single skillachievement or should it stay? Because the expert cape itself is already shown in the table. The shard would stay ofcourse. What are your thoughts about this? 02:56, January 12, 2015 (UTC)

CompCapeReqs template
I don't know if you're interested, but I made a template for the Comp cape requirements: User:Salix of Prifddinas/CompCapeReqs. Documentation is included. Trimmed comp cape reqs are not included, I'm working on a seperate template for those, User:Salix of Prifddinas/TrimmedCompCapeReqs. 15:11, January 19, 2015 (UTC)
 * I finished the Trimmed Comp Cape Reqs template. 02:30, January 22, 2015 (UTC)

RE: Comp cape reqs
Those are not mentioned on the Comp Cape page. Because you need to use piety during Nomad's Requiem and you unlock piety after Camelot training room. And Curse of Zaros is needed for getting all kudos at Varrock museum. And it is only 17 recipes in the shop? I may have misread that one. 22:39, January 20, 2015 (UTC)
 * Apparently there are 26 recipes (just checked), I forgot 4 of them >.< but I had 22 (should be 26) because that's the total of recipes including the ones from Daemonheim. 22:43, January 20, 2015 (UTC)

Tasks table template
If you're interested: I made a template of that Tasks table: Tasks template. And I don't know if you're going for the Reaper title, but I made a template for that as well: Bosses template. 06:38, January 24, 2015 (UTC)

Comp Cape Reqs update: Tarn's diary
I added Tarn's diary to the Comp Cape Reqs list so add the following: 23:37, February 4, 2015 (UTC)
 * tarn's diary obtained = no/yes
 * tarn's diary note =


 * You're right. I forgot the first memory is unlocked during the quest. I'll fix that. 07:01, February 5, 2015 (UTC)
 * Fixed. 08:49, February 5, 2015 (UTC)

Namechanges
You can do it much easier, just define a var: and then use. 14:24, February 10, 2015 (UTC)

Freefall wings concept art
Where did you find the concept art for the freefall wings? As the same source could help with finding the other concept art for the other 3 recently released wings. 17:40, February 10, 2015 (UTC)
 * And don't forget to add Category:Concept art! :) 13:59, February 13, 2015 (UTC)

Trade floor guards
Regarding this, in which room did you lock them up? To my knowledge, only one or two of the four rooms work: to keep the guards there, they must be able to run north and south at will. The other rooms only have a single square available next to the door, making them unable to move, which will make them 'teleport' back to their initial spawn point after a while (and this has always been the case). IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 04:33, March 14, 2015 (UTC)

Comp Cape reqs updated
I updated Comp Cape reqs with the new quest. 21:28, March 23, 2015 (UTC)


 * I updated it again with the Prawn perks from the Aquarium update. Add this at the end of the template:


 * aquarium prawn perks collected = no/yes
 * aquarium prawn perks note =


 * Btw I saw you made your own skills and tasks template, they look very nice. :)
 * But are you still happy with the Comp template? Or should I stop bothering you about it? 16:14, April 20, 2015 (UTC)

Re: scan
I saw this message of yours; the Zanaris scan map can be found here. Direct link: Map:Zanaris scan. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 03:44, March 29, 2015 (UTC)
 * Looks like I completely misunderstood then; sorry. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 09:27, March 29, 2015 (UTC)

unban
i was talking with not u

chatban
GET THE Fk OUT OFMY USERPAGE YOU ARE NOT CLV YOU ARE A OTHE Fking USER I ONLY WANT CLV 12:12, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
 * noticed you are not answering my questions and u are not clv fuck tard 12:26, April 3, 2015 (UTC)

Re:plz
Hence this. I'm silly. 12:40, April 5, 2015 (UTC)

Demon's gallery
I guess you already saw it... but the question marks you added, screwed up the images a bit ;) 11:31, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
 * Okay :3 Haha, where did you get that idea from? 19:40, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
 * Haha, you're awesome ;) But I do see a little potential problem. Does the amount of completed tasks automatically make it get easy/medium/hard/elite? Because, for instance, until this morning, I had all Deamonheim tasks done, except for the Fully upgraded class task: this meant I only had a tier 2 aura, while I had much more tasks done. Just putting that out there :3 10:44, April 9, 2015 (UTC)
 * Ah... wow, well you thought of everything I guess :3 Well done! 17:37, April 10, 2015 (UTC)

e-mail
Check it and get back to me :) 00:31, April 10, 2015 (UTC)
 * Also check these trips:
 * 18212333
 * 00:34, April 10, 2015 (UTC)

Twitter
When including links in tweets, don't forget to use a URL shortener such as bitly.com or similar to save those scarce characters 18:28, April 11, 2015 (UTC)
 * Fergie is Chief Supreme Manager of Headers for us 21:22, April 15, 2015 (UTC)

RE:Twitter header
Done. (: 20:42, April 16, 2015 (UTC)
 * Don't forget to sign your tweets, even if they're just comments replying to others. (: 20:34, April 27, 2015 (UTC)
 * I'm aware. 18:23, May 1, 2015 (UTC)
 * Mk, wasn't sure but thought it would be you since you are the newest. I will go find someone else to nag. (: 22:44, May 1, 2015 (UTC)

New guide
I want to create a new guides, about leveling up in Burthorpe. What should be the format, and is there any maintenance template? What should it be named? -- 14:14, April 20, 2015 (UTC)

tweeter
Hey, seeing as you're the most active tweeter on the rswiki account, is there a chance you could advertise the Events Team things more often? With the exception of Gaz today, the recent ones haven't been tweeted at all. Much appreciated if you can :D 19:58, May 2, 2015 (UTC)
 * Thank u very much ^-^ 21:09, May 2, 2015 (UTC)

Elite clue scan
Are you still planning on uploading this image? It has been broken for a few days now. IP83.101.44.209 (talk) 03:32, May 9, 2015 (UTC)

RE
It's not discussion, it's just retarded. So it's fine to remove it. 22:13, June 2, 2015 (UTC)

untrim slay cape request
Can you please get a dii of untrim slay, hooded untrim slay, and also the equip of "Retro hooded slayer cape"? --Jlun2 (talk) 16:52, June 28, 2015 (UTC)

RE: Rfd
True... I forgot about redirects :P 13:34, July 13, 2015 (UTC)

My signature
Hey Psi, ik had 'm al gefixt, ik had er per ongeluk nog een groepje apostrophs buiten staan, die inmiddels al verwijderd zijn. ;) 21:35, July 16, 2015 (UTC)

RE: Location links
Yes something like that, but then specifically made for locations just like songs have their own Music link. So essentially what you wrote but then: for easier use. 15:24, July 17, 2015 (UTC)
 * That's why I poked the guy who deleted it. 16:53, July 17, 2015 (UTC)

Am I Scottish?
I prefer the term Albannach but aye 17:49, July 18, 2015 (UTC)

I can't title my posts
Are you kidding me? You first encourage drug use then ban me for an hour for calling you out on it? Some admin you are. Paul Z 18:14, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
 * "Take a chill pill" is encouraging consumption of illicit substances. You banned me without due cause. Your chat icon is that of an admin in clans, hence why I said you were a lousy admin. Clearly, you're simply a lousy chat moderator. Paul Z 18:19, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
 * L 18:21, July 20, 2015 (UTC)

lalalalalala
It really is; you're too ignorant to realise you're exerting unfair leverage in a situation which doesn't even concern you. Paul Z 18:25, July 20, 2015 (UTC)
 * The troll is strong with this one, yes. 22:52, July 20, 2015 (UTC)

Re: pinwin
Predictions and JavaScript. -- 00:52, July 22, 2015 (UTC)

Banned for a civil exchange of statements?
The fuck is wrong with you? It must be the fact that you're Dutch, thus you have a different set of cultural values from North Americans. Defending bronies - grown-ass men watching a show meant for little girls - then banning me for explaining how they're legitimately mentally ill? Get some fucking common sense for Christ's sake and learn to properly moderate a discussion. Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely, and you're the prime example of that. Paul Z 15:43, July 22, 2015 (UTC)
 * Isn't America the land of the free' tho... 16:29, July 22, 2015 (UTC)

Ice cream
Not sure what flavour(s) you like, so have a bunch:

http://i.imgur.com/X3OQeoh.png http://i.imgur.com/rmzGazT.png http://i.imgur.com/g49s2Jg.jpg http://i.imgur.com/pSkB4vh.jpg http://i.imgur.com/wGHGaHf.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JKN4T9a.jpg

Enjoy 16:02, July 22, 2015 (UTC)

Project
Hi ThePsionic,

I'm interested in helping with the monster data project.

All Over1 (talk) 09:35, August 22, 2015 (UTC)

Project
Hi ThePsionic,

I'm interested in helping with the monster data project. I got a lot of free time and have personally had some trouble using the bestiary. I'd love to help out and give back to what has given me so much :) -EDMPlaylist

EDMPlaylist (talk) 18:11, August 22, 2015 (UTC)

Gratz!
Gratz with the 99 divination! 00:23, August 26, 2015 (UTC)

Re: Oh my god
ikr... 14:30, September 1, 2015 (UTC)

Re: Gratz
Thank you! =D 17:45, September 10, 2015 (UTC)

Paul Walker
Paul walker page was a legit page??? 

what the fuck
where is my hilite?

a[href="/wiki/User:The_Mol_Man"] { color:#990044; }

??????????????????????? 13:55, September 17, 2015 (UTC)
 * I'll have you know I haven't pooped myself in over 7 years. 14:00, September 17, 2015 (UTC)

what the heck
/* Fix 5-x's contrib link */

??????????????????????? 15:23, September 17, 2015 (UTC)
 * I'm not asking about how, I'm asking about why? 15:30, September 17, 2015 (UTC)

Merging
Now go and undelete the old revisions, please. It's a merge of new file and old. Sorry, I assumed that it would be Dro or Coel that would get around to that file first. 21:09, October 4, 2015 (UTC)

Poke
RS:AR 14:45, October 6, 2015 (UTC)

RE:navbox
http://i.imgur.com/eDUtuQI.jpg 18:10, October 7, 2015 (UTC)

Fate of the Gods II Image
Can I not make the image larger? It's pretty small, and most other quest pages images are larger. 01:43, October 10, 2015 (UTC)

RE:
Coz I'm nuts. 15:19, November 9, 2015 (UTC)

Congratulations
I just saw that you are an admin! 09:18, November 22, 2015 (UTC)

PTS Approved List
Just thought you might want to know you're approved to edit the News/Updates section of the Project Template Spruce page, if you ever need to. http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:Scuzzy_Beta/Projects/Template_Spruce -- 16:20, November 23, 2015 (UTC)
 * Imgur crashes my ipod whenever I try to load a page from there currently, could you please tell me what is? I'll try my best and fix it, whatever it is. ^-^ -- 14:04, November 24, 2015 (UTC)
 * Oh! Thanks, heheh. I noticed that when I put it up there. I'll try and specify it. -- 14:06, November 24, 2015 (UTC)

Question?
What do you think of this thing I made? 20:23, November 24, 2015 (UTC)
 * I've incorporated your feedback, what do you think of it now? :) 22:07, November 24, 2015 (UTC)

You're invited!
To my 120 party. It's finally happening. Runecrafting Guild
 * Where?

World 46
 * What world?

~ US ~
 * When?
 * PST: 2:00 PM on 5-Dec
 * MST: 3:00 PM on 5-Dec
 * CST: 4:00 PM on 5-Dec
 * EST: 5:00PM on 5-Dec

~ Europe ~
 * UTC/GMT: 10:00PM on 5-Dec
 * BST: 11:00 PM on 5-Dec

~ Australia ~
 * AWST: 6:00 AM on 6-Dec
 * ACST: 7:30 AM on 6-Dec
 * AEST: 8:00 AM on 6-Dec
 * ACDT: 8:30 AM on 6-Dec
 * AEDT: 9:00 AM on 6-Dec

Thanks for coming if you can,
 * Edit: Change of date, also fixed some Australian timezones from PM to AM.

I wont be here on christmas, so have an early greeting! :) -- 16:24, December 21, 2015 (UTC)

Achievements
I was wondering why that was like it was, thanks for pointing it out :) 09:20, January 6, 2016 (UTC)

Userpage
Hey! Everything good?

Considering my user page is something personal, but reading the FAQ that I couldn't make player pages, is there any problem if I write my personal user page with fictional things about my RuneScape character, pictures or anything like that? Just want to make sure I'm not breaking any rules.

Thanks!

Yellow Ledbetter (talk) 03:13, January 22, 2016 (UTC)

Re: Refined components
I have some but I don't have them unlocked so they're faded out. Will update the image when I unlock them (come on inspiration!) -Shaun Dreclintalk 22:01, January 26, 2016 (UTC)

Re: Cresbot & invention
I just did, and then realised the xp for each level is different and the max level is different as well. It looks like it'll need a rethink on how we display the total level and store the associated data at which point I'll figure out how to implement that in Cresbot.

lol
lol, capescape :) 22:59, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
 * Thank you for choosing CapeScape Airlines, have a pleasant flight :) 00:27, February 21, 2016 (UTC)

Re: Exchange pages & module icons
Gaz is sort of correct, but there's a history to why we've ended up in this situation which is kind of dull and boils down to Forum:Change to Exchange icons never being fully implemented. For some reason furniture retained the original rule in RS:IMG where the flatpack icon kept it's suffix, although some images were moved to icon.

Are you able to finish moving the images as that forum set out? It'd be nice to be able to remove icons from exchange modules, but I haven't because they're sort of still required if I were to fix the bug as it stands.

Icons
Flamebearer, I thought of a way to make your work easier, Template:Iconlink :) 12:11, February 24, 2016 (UTC)

RE: Theory
Nice theory, it even seems plausible :) 17:09, February 27, 2016 (UTC)

RE: ftfy
Thanks! But I needed to delete that one anyways, nothing linked to it :P. 00:54, February 29, 2016 (UTC)

RE:Second person that asks that :P
Like I replied to Jlun, I'll rename it till the actual name of the promotion is revealed. 17:30, March 2, 2016 (UTC)

RE:DT Variant template
I imagine this would be something like Dgvariant, but that would require all the DT bosses to have the following formatted name: "Monster (Dominion Tower)" or something like that. However I already see issues with bosses that are combined in DT, like Flambeed, Agrith-Na-Na and Dessourt and etc. So I guess I'll have to make it smarter than that ;). 08:47, March 3, 2016 (UTC)
 * I know they will get seperate pages. Is there already a boss with a seperate DT page that I can test it with? 08:54, March 3, 2016 (UTC)
 * Yup. :) I couldn't just copy and pasta the Dgvariant, because Daemonheim doesn't have a space and Dominion Tower does, so I had to be creative. ;) 09:15, March 3, 2016 (UTC)
 * It will now also work for the combined DT boss and seperate quest bosses of that combined DT boss. See DTvariant/doc for how to fill in the template for those cases. :) 09:34, March 3, 2016 (UTC)

DT monster stats
Hi! Unfortunately, nearly all Dominion Tower monsters aren't found on the actual bestiary, so we're missing lifepoints and skill stats. I can still get levels and armour and weakness and all the other good stuff from the cache (you can see that yourself at https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/16076024/npcs.json), but currently no bestiary stuff. Kinda sucks, but at least lifepoints are something that someone (maybe you?!) could just go through and do a couple hours of DT/rumble/etc and note down the lifepoints. Note that there are often differences between rumble and regular DT versions of monsters. 00:29, March 4, 2016 (UTC)
 * Life points and skill stats should only differ for phased monsters (e.g. Koschei, who only appears in his final form in rumble). The main difference between rumble and regular is that most of the special attacks aren't used. The only other major difference I can think of is that Char isn't affected by her usual damage cap, but I think that's serverside anyway. 00:34, March 4, 2016 (UTC)

Something something Dominion Tower
So, why did you decide to plan to split every Dominion Tower boss into a separate page for that version, like you did for Nomad (Dominion Tower)? I thought that all versions of a monster belong on the same page.

Neutralino (talk) 20:12, March 4, 2016 (UTC)

Interesting. I see how granularity can be worked with and around.

That being said, I'd be happy to investigate the DT bosses. It's one of my favorite activities, so I'll help.

Neutralino (talk) 21:28, March 4, 2016 (UTC)

AWB Usage

 * 1) Please fix the contributions of your bot. I'm not sure what it was meant to do, but whatever regex you used is severely broken. I've never seen any bot break this badly, and managing to violate RS:DDD in the process.
 * 2) Please read over RS:AWB, specifically the regulations which your bot does not comply with due to it's redirect talk page (completely unsuitable for an AWB account) and the fact that the shutdown link is for the incorrect account.

If you need any help with regexes please ask in the future, or at the very least make a number of test edits before running a task of this magnitude. Remember that you are responsible for any and all edits made by your accounts.

I was right! =D
I was right!!!! The name of the promotion is literally: "Nimble and Fletcher's outfits"! LOL I was right! =D 18:24, March 9, 2016 (UTC)
 * Link 18:25, March 9, 2016 (UTC)

Something about puzzle boxes
Hey but why not just move it to the proper spot instead of completely deleting it every time.

Image Policy
Psst. I noticed you moved the Lilwyr icon due to image policy - can you please take a read on the pets section of this? It keeps it consistent with items, and negates the need for all the pet plinks in templates and such to have 'icon' in them. Thanks 18:23, March 30, 2016 (UTC)
 * Forget the last bit, I just learned about iconlink :P 18:32, March 30, 2016 (UTC)

Re: GEMW page creator
It's purely because that's what we use in the other scripts that query the RS API, such as the exchange update. I went with something that parsed the returned JSON (so not yahoo) and worked at the time of creation. Alloworigin seems promising, but as it notes in the docs it's currently unstable due to it being on a test server. Given our rather low usage it's potentially an acceptable trade off, but long term I'd like to do it via Wikia's servers in a similar way to how #hs works.

I can't title my shit
How can I add goals what automatic update?

-- 17:49, May 10, 2016 (UTC)

⚽ ⚽ ⚽

Doesn't work? -- 18:51, May 10, 2016 (UTC)

See the current result |here and maybe you can help?

-- 07:36, May 11, 2016 (UTC)

>:(
You closed my thread. It was a broader discussion about wiki practices, which is exactly what the Yew Grove is for. >:( >:( >:( 16:10, May 17, 2016 (UTC)

RuneBads
RIP RuneBads twitter. :/ --Jlun2 (talk) 02:52, May 19, 2016 (UTC)

I definitely did! 22:38, June 9, 2016 (UTC)

Farming!!
Gratz with 99 Farming!!! =D 23:41, August 25, 2016 (UTC)

Missing Info Tags
Can you go into more detail as to the incomplete tags you put down for the various music articles? Elf City (Part 2) Medley is an example. --Morril (talk) 01:39, October 17, 2016 (UTC)

the Wikian title
Hello! Following the discussion at RuneScape:The Wikian, you have been granted the Wikian title! Please make arrangements with Gaz Lloyd to receive the title in game. If you could please add your in-game name to RuneScape:The Wikian/Users, it would be most appreciated. Thanks and congratulations! 01:14, December 14, 2016 (UTC)

Thank you
... for this, and for your support! JivaSoul (talk) 22:08, December 15, 2016 (UTC)

Medium fallen star (Invention)
Fair enough. What if a member gets the star, keeps it and the membership lapses? Wouldn't members' items have some kind of placeholder stuff to show that it is a members' item or has this been changed? Thingummywut (talk) 14:35, December 21, 2016 (UTC)
 * Yeah, that's what I thought. Doesn't this mean that it is irrelevant if f2p can obtain the item; only the actual members' flag matters? And it seems that this item isn't flagged as p2p item. Thingummywut (talk) 08:12, December 22, 2016 (UTC)

Re:RS:AD and the Wikian
Welp, so much for that then. 11:28, December 30, 2016 (UTC)

RE:Engrams
Tfw I'm too lazy to make a template and Psi already made it :) 09:21, January 10, 2017 (UTC)
 * I was looking at Template:Engram cost, and why are using prestige 0? Shouldn't that be prestige 1? 09:36, January 10, 2017 (UTC)
 * It would make more sense to call them prestige 1 instead of 0 though, since you need these memories and strands for this prestige instead of saying you're now prestige this and it requires this for the next prestige. Either way, describe what you mean in the doc. :P 11:30, January 10, 2017 (UTC)

RE:Update
Yeah, I was getting round to fixing the name with the page after I did the images, as the particular fix could only be done properly on firefox due to some weird symbol taking the place of the –, and only firefox allows it to be corrected. 13:03, January 23, 2017 (UTC)

Bot flag on PT wiki
Hello! A few days ago, we at the Portuguese wiki had TyBot help us with some maintenance tasks. We chose to get the recent changes page flooded instead of waiting for a bot flag on that account. It might never be necessary, but we agreed to give a bot flag to the english wiki's main bots to avoid that happening again, should they ever perform edits on our wiki. As such, and as a part of our recent efforts to revitalize the wiki and bring it closer to the english one, we'd like to invite you to create a userpage for your bot there, so that we can request bot flags. Our suggested list of bots can be found here. If you have any comments or suggestions on this topic, feel free to contact us via Discord :) 21:39, January 25, 2017 (UTC)

since you keep forgetting
Template talk:Small fallen star elite XP

Please help on this --Jlun2 (talk) 16:14, February 12, 2017 (UTC)

Discord WikiaLinker
Hey! How to assign a wiki to a bot on a Discord server? What is the command? didn't working. I know, I'm stupid user. So please, help me :C ~ Szynka013   15:32, June 26, 2017 (UTC)

Hey man
archive your talk page k thx -- 15:41, June 26, 2017 (UTC)

Go nuts
When the time is right of course 03:53, July 3, 2017 (UTC)

RE: Capitalisation
While I disagree with you about "Tasks" not being a proper noun (because it pertains not to the everyday word "task" but instead to the Task system), I am curious as to why Task is capitalised in the title. Should it be changed? Sorry if I am being annoying, but I am trying to understand your position.

Sovereign (talk) 21:27, August 30, 2017 (UTC)
 * I was referring to the title of articles such as Ardougne Tasks. Certainly, I don't expect everyone in the world to agree that "Ardougne Tasks" is a proper noun, but I am merely appealing to consistency. I will try to apply the definition of proper noun more strictly in future edits. Thank you for your reply. Sovereign (talk) 21:48, August 30, 2017 (UTC)

Hey back
Glad I've been of help so far! Trying to find a few ways to cover the other small topics, and plan on hitting each of the Tasks page to note down the runescore for those too if that helps! Let me know if there's anything else I can do that'll help you along too - I've taken this on as a project for now! 09:42, September 9, 2017 (UTC)
 * Oh I really like how that pagelayout looks already. I'd say get a box added for the Runescore (even if 0) and we can expand that pretty rapidly for each page. I'll definitely get ready to jump on that when I can then! Please keep me in the loop what you're planning to add and such :) 10:05, September 9, 2017 (UTC)
 * Oh dang that's even better! Awesome! I'll jump on that when I have some free time then, cuz it looks fantastic already. 22:12, September 9, 2017 (UTC)

Rime of the Ancient Mariner
Part I

It is an ancient mariner

And he stoppeth one of three.

--"By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,

Now wherefore stoppest thou me?

The bridegroom's doors are opened wide,

And I am next of kin;

The guests are met, the feast is set:

Mayst hear the merry din."

He holds him with his skinny hand,

"There was a ship," quoth he.

"Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"

Eftsoons his hand dropped he.

He holds him with his glittering eye--

The wedding-guest stood still,

And listens like a three-years' child:

The mariner hath his will.

The wedding-guest sat on a stone:

He cannot choose but hear;

And thus spake on that ancient man,

The bright-eyed mariner.

"The ship was cheered, the harbour cleared,

Merrily did we drop

Below the kirk, below the hill,

Below the lighthouse top.

The sun came up upon the left,

Out of the sea came he!

And he shone bright, and on the right

Went down into the sea.

Higher and higher every day,

Till over the mast at noon--"

The wedding-guest here beat his breast,

For he heard the loud bassoon.

The bride hath paced into the hall,

Red as a rose is she;

Nodding their heads before her goes

The merry minstrelsy.

The wedding-guest he beat his breast,

Yet he cannot choose but hear;

And thus spake on that ancient man,

The bright-eyed mariner.

"And now the storm-blast came, and he

Was tyrannous and strong;

He struck with his o'ertaking wings,

And chased us south along.

With sloping masts and dipping prow,

As who pursued with yell and blow

Still treads the shadow of his foe,

And forward bends his head,

The ship drove fast, loud roared the blast,

And southward aye we fled.

Listen, stranger! Mist and snow,

And it grew wondrous cold:

And ice mast-high came floating by,

As green as emerald.

And through the drifts the snowy clifts

Did send a dismal sheen:

Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken--

The ice was all between.

The ice was here, the ice was there,

The ice was all around:

It cracked and growled, and roared and howled,

Like noises in a swound!

At length did cross an albatross,

Thorough the fog it came;

As if it had been a Christian soul,

We hailed it in God's name.

It ate the food it ne'er had eat,

And round and round it flew.

The ice did split with a thunder-fit;

The helmsman steered us through!

And a good south wind sprung up behind;

The albatross did follow,

And every day, for food or play,

Came to the mariners' hollo!

In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud,

It perched for vespers nine;

Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white,

Glimmered the white moon-shine."

"God save thee, ancient mariner!

From the fiends, that plague thee thus!--

Why lookst thou so?" "With my crossbow

I shot the albatross.

Part II

The sun now rose upon the right:

Out of the sea came he,

Still hid in mist, and on the left

Went down into the sea.

And the good south wind still blew behind,

But no sweet bird did follow,

Nor any day for food or play

Came to the mariners' hollo!

And I had done an hellish thing,

And it would work 'em woe:

For all averred, I had killed the bird

That made the breeze to blow.

Ah wretch! said they, the bird to slay,

That made the breeze to blow!

Nor dim nor red, like God's own head,

The glorious sun uprist:

Then all averred, I had killed the bird

That brought the fog and mist.

'Twas right, said they, such birds to slay,

That bring the fog and mist.

The fair breeze blew, the white foam flew,

The furrow followed free;

We were the first that ever burst

Into that silent sea.

Down dropped the breeze, the sails dropped down,

'Twas sad as sad could be;

And we did speak only to break

The silence of the sea!

All in a hot and copper sky,

The bloody sun, at noon,

Right up above the mast did stand,

No bigger than the moon.

Day after day, day after day,

We stuck, nor breath nor motion;

As idle as a painted ship

Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, everywhere,

And all the boards did shrink;

Water, water, everywhere,

Nor any drop to drink.

The very deeps did rot: O Christ!

That ever this should be!

Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs

Upon the slimy sea.

About, about, in reel and rout

The death-fires danced at night;

The water, like a witch's oils,

Burnt green, and blue and white.

And some in dreams assured were

Of the spirit that plagued us so;

Nine fathom deep he had followed us

From the land of mist and snow.

And every tongue, through utter drought,

Was withered at the root;

We could not speak, no more than if

We had been choked with soot.

Ah! wel-a-day! what evil looks

Had I from old and young!

Instead of the cross, the albatross

About my neck was hung.

Part III

There passed a weary time. Each throat

Was parched, and glazed each eye.

A weary time! A weary time!

How glazed each weary eye,

When looking westward, I beheld

A something in the sky.

At first it seemed a little speck,

And then it seemed a mist;

It moved and moved, and took at last

A certain shape, I wist.

A speck, a mist, a shape, I wist!

And still it neared and neared:

As if it dodged a water sprite,

It plunged and tacked and veered.

With throats unslaked, with black lips baked,

We could nor laugh nor wail;

Through utter drouth all dumb we stood!

I bit my arm, I sucked the blood,

And cried, A sail! a sail!

With throats unslaked, with black lips baked,

Agape they heard me call:

Gramercy! they for joy did grin,

And all at once their breath drew in,

As they were drinking all.

See! see! (I cried) she tacks no more!

Hither to work us weal;

Without a breeze, without a tide,

She steadies with upright keel!

The western wave was all aflame.

The day was well nigh done!

Almost upon the western wave

Rested the broad bright sun;

When that strange shape drove suddenly

Betwixt us and the sun.

And straight the sun was flecked with bars,

(Heaven's mother send us grace!)

As if through a dungeon grate he peered

With broad and burning face.

Alas! (thought I, and my heart beat loud)

How fast she nears and nears!

Are those her sails that glance in the sun,

Like restless gossameres?

Are those her ribs through which the sun

Did peer, as through a grate?

And is that woman all her crew?

Is that a Death? and are there two?

Is Death that woman's mate?

Her lips were red, her looks were free,

Her locks were yellow as gold:

Her skin was as white as leprosy,

The nightmare Life-in-Death was she,

Who thicks man's blood with cold.

The naked hulk alongside came,

And the twain were casting dice;

'The game is done! I've won! I've won!'

Quoth she, and whistles thrice.

The sun's rim dips; the stars rush out:

At one stride comes the dark;

With far-heard whisper, o'er the sea,

Off shot the spectre bark.

We listened and looked sideways up!

Fear at my heart, as at a cup,

My lifeblood seemed to sip!

The stars were dim, and thick the night,

The steersman's face by his lamp gleamed white;

From the sails the dews did drip--

Till clomb above the eastern bar

The horned moon, with one bright star

Within the nether tip.

One after one, by the star-dogged moon,

Too quick for groan or sigh,

Each turned his face with ghastly pang,

And cursed me with his eye.

Four times fifty living men,

(And I heard nor sigh nor groan)

With heavy thump, a lifeless lump,

They dropped down one by one.

Their souls did from their bodies fly--

They fled to bliss or woe!

And every soul, it passed me by,

Like the whizz of my crossbow!"

Part IV

"I fear thee, ancient mariner!

I fear thy skinny hand!

And thou art long, and lank, and brown,

As is the ribbed sea-sand.

I fear thee and thy glittering eye,

And thy skinny hand, so brown."--

"Fear not, fear not, thou wedding-guest!

This body dropped not down.

Alone, alone, all, all alone,

Alone on a wide wide sea!

And never a saint took pity on

My soul in agony.

The many men, so beautiful!

And they all dead did lie:

And a thousand thousand slimy things

Lived on; and so did I.

I looked upon the rotting sea,

And drew my eyes away;

I looked upon the rotting deck,

And there the dead men lay.

I looked to heaven, and tried to pray;

But or ever a prayer had gushed,

A wicked whisper came, and made

My heart as dry as dust.

I closed my lids, and kept them close,

Till the balls like pulses beat;

For the sky and the sea, and the sea and the sky

Lay like a load on my weary eye,

And the dead were at my feet.

The cold sweat melted from their limbs,

Nor rot nor reek did they:

The look with which they looked on me

Had never passed away.

An orphan's curse would drag to hell

A spirit from on high;

But oh! more horrible than that

Is the curse in a dead man's eye!

Seven days, seven nights, I saw that curse,

And yet I could not die.

The moving moon went up the sky,

And nowhere did abide:

Softly she was going up,

And a star or two beside--

Her beams bemocked the sultry main,

Like April hoar-frost spread;

But where the ship's huge shadow lay,

The charmed water burnt alway

A still and awful red.

Beyond the shadow of the ship,

I watched the water snakes:

They moved in tracks of shining white,

And when they reared, the elfish light

Fell off in hoary flakes.

Within the shadow of the ship

I watched their rich attire:

Blue, glossy green, and velvet black,

They coiled and swam; and every track

Was a flash of golden fire.

O happy living things! No tongue

Their beauty might declare:

A spring of love gushed from my heart,

And I blessed them unaware:

Sure my kind saint took pity on me,

And I blessed them unaware.

The selfsame moment I could pray;

And from my neck so free

The albatross fell off, and sank

Like lead into the sea.

Part V

Oh sleep! it is a gentle thing,

Beloved from pole to pole!

To Mary-Queen the praise be given!

She sent the gentle sleep from heaven,

That slid into my soul.

The silly buckets on the deck,

That had so long remained,

I dreamt that they were filled with dew;

And when I awoke, it rained.

My lips were wet, my throat was cold,

My garments all were dank;

Sure I had drunken in my dreams,

And still my body drank.

I moved, and could not feel my limbs:

I was so light--almost

I thought that I had died in sleep,

And was a blessed ghost.

And soon I heard a roaring wind:

It did not come anear;

But with its sound it shook the sails,

That were so thin and sere.

The upper air bursts into life!

And a hundred fire-flags sheen,

To and fro they were hurried about!

And to and fro, and in and out,

The wan stars danced between.

And the coming wind did roar more loud,

And the sails did sigh like sedge;

And the rain poured down from one black cloud;

The moon was at its edge.

The thick black cloud was cleft, and still

The moon was at its side:

Like waters shot from some high crag,

The lightning fell with never a jag,

A river steep and wide.

The loud wind never reached the ship,

Yet now the ship moved on!

Beneath the lightning and the moon

The dead men gave a groan.

They groaned, they stirred, they all uprose,

Nor spake, nor moved their eyes;

It had been strange, even in a dream,

To have seen those dead men rise.

The helmsman steered, the ship moved on;

Yet never a breeze up-blew;

The mariners all 'gan work the ropes,

Where they were wont to do;

They raised their limbs like lifeless tools--

We were a ghastly crew.

The body of my brother's son

Stood by me, knee to knee:

The body and I pulled at one rope,

But he said nought to me."

"I fear thee, ancient mariner!"

"Be calm, thou wedding-guest!

'Twas not those souls that fled in pain,

Which to their corses came again,

But a troop of spirits blessed.

For when it dawned--they dropped their arms,

And clustered round the mast;

Sweet sounds rose slowly through their mouths,

And from their bodies passed.

Around, around, flew each sweet sound,

Then darted to the sun;

Slowly the sounds came back again,

Now mixed, now one by one.

Sometimes a-dropping from the sky

I heard the skylark sing;

Sometimes all little birds that are,

How they seemed to fill the sea and air

With their sweet jargoning!

And now 'twas like all instruments,

Now like a lonely flute;

And now it is an angel's song,

That makes the heavens be mute.

It ceased; yet still the sails made on

A pleasant noise till noon,

A noise like of a hidden brook

In the leafy month of June,

That to the sleeping woods all night

Singeth a quiet tune.

Till noon we silently sailed on,

Yet never a breeze did breathe:

Slowly and smoothly went the ship,

Moved onward from beneath.

Under the keel nine fathom deep,

From the land of mist and snow,

The spirit slid: and it was he

That made the ship to go.

The sails at noon left off their tune,

And the ship stood still also.

The sun, right up above the mast,

Had fixed her to the ocean:

But in a minute she 'gan stir,

With a short uneasy motion--

Backwards and forwards half her length

With a short uneasy motion.

Then like a pawing horse let go,

She made a sudden bound:

It flung the blood into my head,

And I fell down in a swound.

How long in that same fit I lay,

I have not to declare;

But ere my living life returned,

I heard and in my soul discerned

Two voices in the air.

'Is it he?' quoth one, 'Is this the man?

By him who died on cross,

With his cruel bow he laid full low

The harmless albatross.

The spirit who bideth by himself

In the land of mist and snow,

He loved the bird that loved the man

Who shot him with his bow.'

The other was a softer voice,

As soft as honeydew:

Quoth he, 'The man hath penance done,

And penance more will do.'

Part VI

FIRST VOICE

'But tell me, tell me! speak again,

Thy soft response renewing--

What makes that ship drive on so fast?

What is the ocean doing?'

SECOND VOICE

'Still as a slave before his lord,

The ocean hath no blast;

His great bright eye most silently

Up to the moon is cast--

If he may know which way to go;

For she guides him smooth or grim.

See, brother, see! how graciously

She looketh down on him.'

FIRST VOICE

'But why drives on that ship so fast,

Without or wave or wind?'

SECOND VOICE

'The air is cut away before,

And closes from behind.

Fly, brother, fly! more high, more high!

Or we shall be belated:

For slow and slow that ship will go,

When the mariner's trance is abated.'

I woke, and we were sailing on

As in a gentle weather:

'Twas night, calm night, the moon was high;

The dead men stood together.

All stood together on the deck,

For a charnel-dungeon fitter:

All fixed on me their stony eyes,

That in the moon did glitter.

The pang, the curse, with which they died,

Had never passed away:

I could not draw my eyes from theirs,

Nor turn them up to pray.

And now this spell was snapped: once more

I viewed the ocean green,

And looked far forth, yet little saw

Of what had else been seen--

Like one, that on a lonesome road

Doth walk in fear and dread,

And having once turned round walks on,

And turns no more his head;

Because he knows a frightful fiend

Doth close behind him tread.

But soon there breathed a wind on me,

Nor sound nor motion made:

Its path was not upon the sea,

In ripple or in shade.

It raised my hair, it fanned my cheek

Like a meadow-gale of spring--

It mingled strangely with my fears,

Yet it felt like a welcoming.

Swiftly, swiftly flew the ship,

Yet she sailed softly too:

Sweetly, sweetly blew the breeze--

On me alone it blew.

O dream of joy! is this indeed

The lighthouse top I see?

Is this the hill? is this the kirk?

Is this mine own country?

We drifted o'er the harbour bar,

And I with sobs did pray--

O let me be awake, my God!

Or let me sleep alway!

The harbour bay was clear as glass,

So smoothly it was strewn!

And on the bay the moonlight lay,

And the shadow of the moon.

The rock shone bright, the kirk no less,

That stands above the rock:

The moonlight steeped in silentness

The steady weathercock.

And the bay was white with silent light,

Till rising from the same,

Full many shapes, that shadows were,

In crimson colours came.

A little distance from the prow

Those crimson shadows were:

I turned my eyes upon the deck--

O Christ! what saw I there!

Each corse lay flat, lifeless and flat,

And, by the holy rood!

A man all light, a seraph man,

On every corse there stood.

This seraph band, each waved his hand:

It was a heavenly sight!

They stood as signals to the land,

Each one a lovely light;

This seraph band, each waved his hand,

No voice did they impart--

No voice; but oh! the silence sank

Like music on my heart.

But soon I heard the dash of oars,

I heard the pilot's cheer;

My head was turned perforce away

And I saw a boat appear.

The pilot and the pilot's boy,

I heard them coming fast:

Dear Lord in heaven! it was a joy

The dead men could not blast.

I saw a third--I heard his voice:

It is the hermit good!

He singeth loud his godly hymns

That he makes in the wood.

He'll shrieve my soul, he'll wash away

The albatross's blood.

Part VII

This hermit good lives in that wood

Which slopes down to the sea.

How loudly his sweet voice he rears!

He loves to talk with mariners

That come from a far country.

He kneels at morn, and noon, and eve--

He hath a cushion plump:

It is the moss that wholly hides

The rotted old oak stump.

The skiff boat neared: I heard them talk,

'Why, this is strange, I trow!

Where are those lights so many and fair,

That signal made but now?'

'Strange, by my faith!' the hermit said--

'And they answered not our cheer!

The planks look warped! and see those sails,

How thin they are and sere!

I never saw aught like to them,

Unless perchance it were

Brown skeletons of leaves that lag

My forest-brook along;

When the ivy tod is heavy with snow,

And the owlet whoops to the wolf below,

That eats the she-wolf's young.'

'Dear Lord! it hath a fiendish look,'

The pilot made reply,

'I am a-feared'--'Push on, push on!'

Said the hermit cheerily.

The boat came closer to the ship,

But I nor spake nor stirred;

The boat came close beneath the ship,

And straight a sound was heard.

Under the water it rumbled on,

Still louder and more dread:

It reached the ship, it split the bay;

The ship went down like lead.

Stunned by that loud and dreadful sound,

Which sky and ocean smote

Like one that hath been seven days drowned

My body lay afloat;

But swift as dreams, myself I found

Within the pilot's boat.

Upon the whirl, where sank the ship,

The boat spun round and round;

And all was still, save that the hill

Was telling of the sound.

I moved my lips--the pilot shrieked

And fell down in a fit;

The holy hermit raised his eyes,

And prayed where he did sit.

I took the oars: the pilot's boy,

Who now doth crazy go,

Laughed loud and long, and all the while

His eyes went to and fro.

'Ha! ha!' quoth he, 'full plain I see,

The devil knows how to row.'

And now, all in my own country,

I stood on the firm land!

The hermit stepped forth from the boat,

And scarcely he could stand.

'Oh shrieve me, shrieve me, holy man!'

The hermit crossed his brow.

'Say quick,' quoth he, 'I bid thee say--

What manner of man art thou?'

Forthwith this frame of mine was wrenched

With a woeful agony,

Which forced me to begin my tale;

And then it left me free.

Since then, at an uncertain hour,

That agony returns:

And till my ghastly tale is told,

This heart within me burns.

I pass, like night, from land to land;

I have strange power of speech;

The moment that his face I see,

I know the man that must hear me:

To him my tale I teach.

What loud uproar bursts from that door!

The wedding-guests are there:

But in the garden-bower the bride

And bridemaids singing are:

And hark the little vesper bell,

Which biddeth me to prayer!

O wedding-guest! This soul hath been

Alone on a wide wide sea:

So lonely 'twas, that God himself

Scarce seemed there to be.

Oh sweeter than the marriage feast,

'Tis sweeter far to me,

To walk together to the kirk

With a goodly company!--

To walk together to the kirk,

And all together pray,

While each to his great Father bends,

Old men, and babes, and loving friends

And youths and maidens gay!

Farewell, farewell! but this I tell

To thee, thou wedding-guest!

He prayeth well, who loveth well

Both man and bird and beast.

He prayeth best, who loveth best

All things both great and small;

For the dear God who loveth us,

He made and loveth all."

The mariner, whose eye is bright,

Whose beard with age is hoar,

Is gone: and now the wedding-guest

Turned from the bridegroom's door.

He went like one that hath been stunned,

And is of sense forlorn:

A sadder and a wiser man,

He rose the morrow morn.

--Coleridge, Samuel Taylor 05:33, April 17, 2018 (UTC)