As a First Resort

Walkthrough

 * Speak to Chief Tess in Oo'glog. He will tell the player that his shop can't open until the human banker in the town allows him to.


 * Ask the chief what is going on, ask about the 'business venture' and then offer to help. Chief Tess will tell you to go and talk to Balnea, the woman in the bank.


 * After a long conversation, Balnea will ask the player to help turn Oo'glog into a health spa and will ask for help performing a number of tasks.

Establish catering facilities
Speak to the ogre cook, Chargurr, just north of the bank. She needs the following items in order to build a big fire to cook on:


 * 8 Achey logs
 * 10 Eucalyptus logs
 * 4 spears to be used as spits. (The level 86 ogresses wielding spears drop them)
 * 2 Raw chompy

The achey logs and eucalyptus logs must be given to Chargurr together, then the spears, and finally the raw chompy. Once the player has delivered these items he should then speak to Chargurr again, who will ask the player to light the fire. Use a tinderbox on the fire to light it and speak to Chargurr one more time to finish the first part of the quest.

Advancing the relaxation technologies
Seak to Balnea again and she'll ask the player to help Snurgh, the hotel manager in the south eastern building. Snurgh needs to make some comfortable pillows, and to do this she needs 8 stripy feathers from Tropical Wagtails.

Give the feathers to Snurgh and then return to Balnea for the next task.

Solidifying Kringk's assets
The next task is to help Kringk in the hair salon just east of the bank. She needs the following items to make hairdressing tools:


 * 4 wolf bones
 * 8 larupia furs

The items must be all be given to Kringk at the same time, although tatty larupia furs can be used as well as regular ones.

Pushing the envelope
Speak to Balnea a fourth time, and she will ask the player to help Seegud who is based in the hut northe east of the bank. Seegud needs help clearing insects from the three spa pools by lighting fires next to them. Different types of insects require different items to be burnt, and Seegud has left clues beside each pool in the form of shaped and coloured stones:


 * Long brown rocks mean burn eucalpytus logs
 * Green lump-shaped rocks mean fever grass
 * Red, round rocks mean primweed
 * Yellow egg-shaped rocks mean burn tansymum
 * Orange squarish rocks mean stinkbloom
 * Tall purple rocks mean burn lavender

Examining the pile of rocks next to the firepit at each thermal bath will give a description that includes some of the above items. Use them in the fire pit and light them to clear the insects at each bath.

Once the player has light their first fire, however, they will discover there's a catch... Some nearby ogre children have mixed up all of the stones! The rules are still the same, except that the colours of stones have been swapped around. Then, you can discover the stones' real meanings, which are different for every player.


 * 1) To solve the first stone simply add eucalyptus logs and a single weed to the fire pit on the thermal bath north of Seegud's hut. Try each weed in turn until the insects are dispersed, and since there is only one coloured stone this will tell you which weed represents that stone (yellow egg-shaped). This will require at most 5 logs and one of each weed.
 * 2) The second pool to solve is the mud bath at the east end of the pools. This is the one that has a red sphere shaped rock as well as a yellow egg-shaped rock.  Knowing what the yellow one is you only need at most one each of the other 4 to figure this one out.
 * 3) The third one to solve is the salt-water spring in the center of the pools. This one adds in the green gumdrop shaped rock.  using the weed you figured out in the last step (red sphere) you need at most one of the 3 other weeds.
 * 4) The fourth pool to go to is the sulpher spring to the west of the 3rd one. The rocks here are purple tall and green gumdrop.  You only have 2 weeds at this point not figured out.  Try them with the one you figured out as being the green gumdrop one and whichever one it isn't will be the one for orange squareish.
 * 5) Lastly go to the bandos pool and you will already know what the stones mean so just put them in and light

Speak to Seegud after dispersing all the insects, and then return to Balnea.

Accelerate the action-point
Talk to Balnea for yet another task. This time the player must clear some animals from the village:


 * Diseased kebbits
 * Wimpy birds
 * A family of platypodes

Reward

 * 1 Quest Point
 * 15k Firemaking xp
 * 15k Hunter xp
 * 15k Woodcutting xp
 * Access to spa facilities
 * Access to Oo'Glog hunter area
 * Access to platypus summoning pet (level 10 summoning)

Spa Facilities

 * Bandos pool will mark you as a follower of Bandos and no other follower of his will touch you (god wars)
 * Sulpher spring will refill your prayer points over your max
 * Salt-water spring will refill your energy to max and constantly refill it to max for a certain time period. You get a message in game that the effect has worn off
 * Thermal bath will cure and protect you against disease and poison. It will also heal you above your max (similar to Nardah the effect gradually goes away 1hp at a time)
 * Mud bath removes your scent so while hunting you do not need to remove your scent from traps

Music
Fuck me in the ass(A Song by Andrew Gower)

Trivia

 * On the first day of release, when a player clicked to see spoilers it said "The ogresses' customer relations has not yet incorporated this information into their incentivized pre-warning development plans. Please return when they have re-envisioned their interfacing and fed back to us."