Drunken Dwarf

The Drunken Dwarf is a RuneScape random event. He will occasionally appear and talk to players. If the player responds, the dwarf will give them a kebab and a beer. If the player ignores him, he will throw rocks at the player which hit a max of 2 damage, though capable of hitting through even the Protect from Melee prayer. He will not stop unless the player talks to him. It is widely disputed that this random event is unfair, because if the player lags, he/she will most likely die. The drunken dwarf is alluded to in the Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf quest. After the quest, when the dwarf visits you he will allude to some of your 'kebab stories'. If you happen to kill the Drunken Dwarf (one way is to have summoned creature kill it in a multi-combat area) it doesn't fall over it just disappears, but it does drop bones.

Quotes:
 * Dun ignore your matey!
 * I hates you [insert players name]!
 * Aw me is all alone

Backstory
During the course of The Rise of the Red Axe, the player meets the brother or cousin of the drunken dwarf that travels. The Drunken Dwarf has been seen harassing the Wise Old Man outside of the Ancient Magicks pyramid (where he was subsequently vaporized by the Wise Old Man). Also during the My Arm's Big Adventure quest the Drunken Dwarf will wander too close to the goutweed that My Arm is attempting to grow and will be thrown off a mountain. A nameless newborn troll will then attempt to eat his leg earning the name Drunken dwarf's leg. In Swan Song, the Drunken Dwarf is revealed to have 40 hitpoints.

Trivia
If the Drunken Dwarf kills you near your respawn point, such as Lumbridge, he will continue to attack you once you respawn.