RuneScape:Chat/Logs/06 February 2013

 23:15 &lt;Battleben&gt; "Fight them bare-handed. 23:16 &lt;Battleben&gt; "One moment they are normal humans, but the next they become huge snarling creatures. I need to know how to deal with them. Any suggestions?" 23:16 &lt;Battleben&gt; Poke them repeatedly; they can't fight if angry 23:16 &lt;Battleben&gt; "Okay, so I heard that I can hunt swamp lizards and use them to breathe fire on my enemies. That sounds really useful. Any ideas on how to catch them?" 23:16 &lt;Battleben&gt; Douse yourself in oil first 23:17 &lt;Battleben&gt; "However he did introduce me to these bizarre little creatures and a way of hunting them to make potions. I thought it could be useful. Any tips?" 23:17 &lt;Battleben&gt; That guy's crazy. Just trap the things with fire. 23:17 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; HELP! 23:17 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/User:AnselaJonla/Scratching_Post 23:17 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; I suck at tables... 23:18 &lt;Battleben&gt; "Yeah, the ecto-fungus is in Morytania somewhere, and I shall quest to find this ghostly mushroom...thing. Any tips? 23:18 &lt;Battleben&gt; I hear it's in the heart of the vampyre city. 23:18 &lt;Battleben&gt; Beat up some werewolves. They'll tell you where it is 23:18 &lt;Battleben&gt; Okay, so I've heard rumours of an ancient temple hidden in the Kharazi jungle somewhere. I've decided to investigate to see if I can be the first to uncover it. Don't suppose you have any pointers do you? 23:18 &lt;Battleben&gt; Tame a deathwing and survey the area from above. 23:18 &lt;Battleben&gt; Ask a monkey. 23:18 &lt;Battleben&gt; If attacked, wave your swords around while screaming. 23:18 &lt;Battleben&gt; K 23:19 &lt;Battleben&gt; If a zombie bites you, bite back. 23:19 &lt;Battleben&gt; "There lives a witch with terrible and dark power. So, I'm going to go and steal her book of spells. Any advice?" 23:19 &lt;Battleben&gt; Poke her with spoons. Witches hate spoons. 23:20 &lt;Battleben&gt; LOL 23:20 &lt;Battleben&gt; This one is funny 23:20 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Ben, there is no need to spam the worst answers in here 23:20 &lt;Battleben&gt; But they're funny :O. 23:20 &lt;Battleben&gt; Anyway, this one is funny 23:20 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; I know they are 23:20 &lt;Battleben&gt; "I have heard stories of strange lobsters that lie deep within the swamps of Morytania. Lobsters that have been twisted by the malevolent forces that reside there. So twisted, that their skin has turned into obsidian blackness. So I'm going to find some. Any suggestions? 23:20 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; No need to spam them though 23:20 &lt;Battleben&gt; Rare black lobsters :P 23:21 &lt;Battleben&gt; And one of the responses is "Sure, but first let me cut your gems for you." 23:22 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; That table is so huge 23:22 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Want to do the work of splitting into appropriate sections, Ben? 23:22 &lt;Habblet&gt; Slayer helmet 23:23 &lt;Battleben&gt; How could you split it into sections? 23:23 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; "Combat" "Prayer" "Thieving"? 23:23 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; "General/Miscellaneous"? 23:24 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Although I am going to ask someone who is good at coding to make a calculator sort of thing 23:24 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Where you select your question from a drop down list and get the possible answers given then 23:24 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; If such a thing is possible 23:24 &lt;Henneyj&gt; sounds doable 23:25 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Coz that table be hoooge 23:27 &lt;Battleben&gt; If it was a drop-down list, would you be able to Ctrl+F? 23:27 &lt;Henneyj&gt; Although its an issue that the data isnt complete 23:27 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Probably not 23:27 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Actually, Henney, that table now has all the information provided by Mod Moltare 23:27 &lt;Henneyj&gt; oh didnt know that 23:28 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Just made a +17554 adding more rows that weren't originally on either table (theirs or ours) 23:28 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; +17554 edit* 23:28 &lt;Henneyj&gt; the best way to go is probably do the same as cryptic clues 23:29 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Cryptic clues 23:29 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Separating the table by alpabet? 23:29 -!- TyA has joined Special:Chat 23:29 &lt;Henneyj&gt; yea 23:29 &lt;Battleben&gt; That'd be one big "I" section. 23:29 &lt;TyA&gt; Hii 23:29 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Or doing the table I made for coordinates originally? 23:30 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Just adjusted 23:30 &lt;Henneyj&gt; hhm you have a point there Ben 23:31 &lt;Battleben&gt; Hello Ty. 23:31 &lt;Henneyj&gt; This calls for one of those all-encompassing wiki solutions 23:32 &lt;Henneyj&gt; If in doubt, move to a subpage and ignore the problem 23:35 -!- The Mol Man has joined Special:Chat 23:38 &lt;Coelacanth0794&gt; http://i.imgur.com/CTq8n5E.gif 23:39 &lt;Battleben&gt; Dat owl be staring 23:39 &lt;The Mol Man&gt; some admin should do these: 23:39 &lt;The Mol Man&gt; http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Special:BrokenRedirects 23:41 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; The queen of the weresquirrels has dropped a note. What do you do next? 23:45 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; Nobody feel like answering? 23:46 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; run away 23:46 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; screaming 23:46 &lt;The Mol Man&gt; does the answer involve going to page 35? 23:46 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; wait 23:47 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; ?do we know that it was the queen who dropped the note 23:47 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; Yes 23:47 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; then is run away an option? 23:48 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; Yes but it's not the right answer 23:49 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; well carry on your merry way and ignore it 23:49 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; KILL IT WITH FIRE 23:49 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; Kill the queen? 23:49 &lt;Henneyj&gt; Read [Note] 23:50 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; the note 23:50 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; dont read it 23:50 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; Henney got 1 of the answers 23:50 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; &gt;.&lt; 23:50 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; wait is this just a random question that you came up with? 23:51 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; Nope 23:51 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; It is related to something 23:51 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; you doing one of those you-inclusive stories? 23:51 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; where you have to go to page 13 for this and 45 for that 23:52 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; Nope 23:52 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; mkay 23:52 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; It's all on page 644 23:52 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; well I still dont think reading it is a good idea 23:53 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; So nobody knows what the second answer is? 23:54 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; uh 23:54 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; kill the queen 23:54 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Squeeze the queen for answers 23:54 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; Aye 23:54 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; "Aye" to what 23:54 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; Interrogating the queen 23:54 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; So I got it wrong -.- 23:54 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Mol, you are wrog 23:55 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; wrong* 23:55 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; But if she's the queen she has bodyguards 23:55 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; yes mol you are wrog 23:55 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; Though how a squirrel is supposed to answer after being bashed on the head a few dozen times... 23:55 &lt;The Mol Man&gt; wait waht? 23:55 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; Her bodyguards comprised of a bunch of children who the wizard and elf adopted 23:55 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; ok im confused 23:56 &lt;Coelacanth0794&gt; hi confused 23:56 &lt;The Mol Man&gt; I resent that 23:57 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; Any other questions Kane? I'd love to fail another test 23:58 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; None that I can think of 00:02 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Patch notes 00:03 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Did no one do the fricking patch notes? 00:03 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Update:Patch Notes (5 February 2013) 00:03 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Yeah, can someone get those done please? 00:03 * AnselaJonla needs to go feed the dogs 00:09 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Is every single fucker in here dead or something? 00:09 &lt;The Mol Man&gt; Yes 00:09 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; yes 00:09 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Oh, now you answer when I don't actually ask someone to do something 00:10 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; Dog, are you actively editing something at the moment? 00:10 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; I'm in the middle of it 00:10 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; We both know the answer to that question 00:10 &lt;AnselaJonla&gt; ty darling 00:10 &lt;Ciphrius Kane&gt; Copy past went bad 00:10 &lt;Dogfoger&gt; my pings are still broken 00:15 &lt;Henneyj&gt; copy paste into visual mode 00:15 &lt;Henneyj&gt; preserves the formatting