Postie Pete



Postie Pete is a non-player character who consists of a skull, a blue RPDT cap, and a satchel he carries around in his mouth. He is RuneScape ' s only known postman. He delivers all of the Postbag from the Hedge letters to their destinations, and ventures into whatever dangerous places he must to get there - although he can never be seen to do this in-game, preferring instead to pop up around locations within RuneScape. A Postbag from the Hedge confirmed the existence of two of his brothers, Party Pete and Pirate Pete. Also, while talking to Parrot Pete, he mentions him also being his brother.

He can speak over 1,000 languages including Wyvern, and usually tells a rather weak joke. According to Baba Yaga, Postie Pete's Crafting level is 1. However, this is debatable as in a letter's response, he completed the Lost City quest, which requires level 31 Crafting. Lanthus also says to Postie Pete that he should say hi to the kids for him, this showing that he must have children.

Before leaving the place he has spawned, he usually says: "Well, I should be heading off", a reference to his lack of torso.

Confirmed locations


Postie Pete can be found at the following locations:


 * The Lumbridge Castle (Talking to the Cook)


 * Castle Wars lobby
 * Party Pete's Party Room
 * Near Pirate Pete at Port Phasmatys
 * Ardougne Zoo
 * Varrock Palace Library
 * Falador East Bank
 * The Laughing Miner, a bar in east Keldagrim
 * Bandit Camp (Wilderness)
 * The Ardougne Church
 * Ice Mountain, near the Oracle
 * Phantuwti Fanstuwi Farsight's house in Seers' village



Trivia

 * It is possible that he is a spy or a scout for the Imperial Guard of Asgarnia because of the conversation players can have with him while at the Bandit Camp, and the conversation he has with Party Pete: "I'm here to see some white knights." He also mentions a "plan" that is very secretive with Noterazzo in his general store.
 * He also mentions Parroty Pete is his brother.
 * In "Postbag from the Hedge 19" it is implied that Postie Pete became a skull after being attacked by a dragon.
 * While speaking to Postie Pete in the Ardougne Zoo and in Castle Wars, your player makes a grammar mistake and says, "What you doing here?"