Brassica Prime

Brassica Prime is the cheerful patron god of all cabbages and, as such, takes the form of a giant cabbage. He claims to command the power of highly concentrated nutrients, and believes that deliciousness is power.

Brassica was involved in the 2007 April Fools event, the 2009 April Fools event, and makes small appearances in The Death of Chivalry and Missing, Presumed Death. He is set to feature in World Event 3 with the god of the monkeys, Marimbo.

Personality
Brassica is a cheerful god, and seems to enjoy relaxing and bouncing. As his appearance would imply, he is extremely fond of cabbages, and considers the cabbages of RuneScape to be his followers. Brassica Prime also seems to value persistence, and has twice rewarded those who have demonstrated it.

Brassica appears to be rather delusional, and believes himself to be the only god, describing the other gods as mere "fleshy giants". He also believes himself to be immune to fire, including the breath of the powerful dragonkin Strisath, as, as he puts it, "a roasted cabbage is a delicious cabbage, and deliciousness is power".

Despite his seemingly frail appearance, Brassica believes himself to be extremely powerful, and with the use of the "highly concentrated nutrients" he commands, he considers himself to have no need for the Elder Artefacts, including even the Stone of Jas (or the "Cabbage or a Thousand Truths" as he calls it). The accuracy of his claims are questionable however, due to his apparent insanity.

Early history
Brassica is one of the most mysterious deities, with nothing known about his past. Although Saradomin claimed that all current gods participated in the Gielinorian God Wars, it is likely Brassica did not, for he was not affected by the Edicts of Guthix when they ended, suggesting some sort of affinity from Guthix towards him. Another possibility is that he arrived to Gielinor after the wars.

Visit to Oo'glog
During 169 of the Fifth Age, the cabbages of Falador Farm began jumping around with intense joy, exclaiming various phrases. Cabbages in other locations remained stationary, however.

Adventurers who kicked one of these bouncing cabbages all the way to Oo'glog were rewarded with a fireworks display and an audience with Brassica Prime himself. Brassica claimed to be impressed by adventurers "looking after one of [his] followers so well", and rewarded them with an ordinary cabbage.

Destruction of the Monastery Cabbages
When the god of order Saradomin visited Edgeville Monastery to impart a mission to Sir Owen and an adventurer near the start of the Sixth Age, he inadvertently scorched a dozen cabbages. This angered Brassica, and as a result, he now bears a grudge against Saradomin. Adventurers are able to replant these cabbages by using 12 cabbage seeds on their scorched remains for some experience in Farming.

After the adventurer completes Saradomin's mission, they are able to find a gilded cabbage in a coffin within an ancient Saradominist crypt located near the God Wars Dungeon. If they kick this cabbage 30 times in a row without picking it up, Brassica Prime will speak to them, praising their persistence, and rewarding them 10,000 bonus Prayer experience.

Sliske's Grand Ascendancy
Some time after the start of the Sixth Age, the Mahjarrat Sliske, slayer of the god of balance Guthix, attempted to gather most of the gods in the Empyrean Citadel, which he had captured from Armadyl, where he was to make an announcement

Brassica Prime was one of the gods that Sliske invited, and unlike many other gods, who either chose not to or were unable to, Brassica attended, although he was silent during the events that transpired. Oblivious as to the true purpose of the meeting, Brassica believed that the "fleshy giants" were simply paying tribute to him. Nevertheless, he was uninterested in the Stone of Jas, which Sliske announced he would give to the being to kill the most gods by the time of the next eclipse.

After Sliske released the enraged Dragonkin Strisath on the gods in an attempt to get things started, while all of the other gods fled the citadel, Brassica decided to stay behind, believing that he had nothing to worry about, as "everyone knows cabbage beats fire".

He currently remains at the citadel, sat atop his podium, relaxing and enjoying the scenery, claiming to like the feel of the cushion Sliske provided for him on his leaves, although he laments the lack of a cabbage patch. Brassica is happy to chat to any adventurers that talk to him, and is quite happy to answer any questions they ask.

Trivia

 * Brassica Prime was first mentioned during the 2007 April Fools fake Behind the Scenes as a joke, described as the King of the Cabbages and a level 11 giant cabbage boss monster, who could be fought after passing a dungeon with level 2 cabbage spawn and level 5 cabbage knights.
 * Brassica is the genus for cabbages. Brassica prima is Latin for "First cabbage".
 * Brassica Prime did not seem to be affected by the Edicts of Guthix, though this is likely due to his lack of ability to upset balance, just as most of the Menaphite Pantheon was allowed to stay due to their lesser power in comparison to that of the banished gods. Strangely, Tumeken and Marimbo, along with other tier five gods, were affected.
 * Brassica Prime is voiced by Mod Raven.