Julian 'the Guns' is a builder hired to build the Tower of Life, but who went on strike as the crew were suspicious of their employers' motives. He repeatedly performs a military press with a log, with the number of lifts he has done appearing above his head on each lift. He counts up to 8,200 - 10,000 before he loses count and then starts over again. He counts at a rate of 100 every 3 minutes, so it takes 5 hours for 'The Guns' to do 10,000 log presses. When he counts high enough, he'll mix up the numbers and then say "Bah! Start again!" He has a liking for beer and kebab from the Dragon Inn in Yanille. He also enjoys needlepoint. He has a problem with seasickness. He is the cousin of Jones. He dislikes his name Julian, preferring his nickname of The Guns, much to his cousin's embarrassment.
During the quest Deadliest Catch, he is hired by his cousin Jones to act as a rower during their hunt for the Thalassus. He requires a sea legs potion before he will agree though. After Jones is eaten by the Thalassus, 'The Guns' throws some karambwan to get it to cough his cousin up. He moves to the Fishing Guild afterwards and continues helping hunt the Thalassus.
- ^ Bonafido, "Tower of Life", RuneScape. "We know those alchemi-whatsits are up ta somefin' weird in building this tower, wot wiv all the machinery, and until we get some answers we're not movin a muscle."
- ^ 'The Guns', "Tower of Life", RuneScape. "I'm a simple...umph...man. I like the bar in Yanille and their cheap beer..."
- ^ a b 'The Guns', "Tower of Life", RuneScape. "All sorts. I like...hummft...a good kebab and a cold beer down...urrghh...the pub. And for those quiet evenings...hurrr... A bit of needlepoint is always welcome."
- ^ 'The Guns', "Deadliest Catch", RuneScape. "'The Guns': Sounds good... *umpf* Count me in. But there's...one problem. I get...*umpf* ...very seasick. Jones...has made...a potion for me...in the past."
- ^ Jones, "Deadliest Catch", RuneScape. "My cousin has been looking for a job for so long he's probably pretty desperate and wouldn't take much to convince.[...]It embarrasses me to say, but he insists on being called 'The Guns'."
- ^ 'The Guns', "Deadliest Catch", RuneScape. "Ha, you'll be...lucky. That secret dies...*umpf*...with me. So, you want to...travel back to the Fishing Guild...with me?" When asked about his real name