The 2017 April Fools' event consisted of some in-game jokes and a spoof video introducing a new game mode called "UnScape" in which players begin with max stats and work to reduce their experience to 0.
The "Get Bond" button was replaced with a "Get Pizza" button. Clicking the button resulted in the message "You have made your order. Please be patient while the gnome finds you." Papa Gianne would then appear after 20 seconds, saying "Delivery for Player!!!" and giving them a plain pizza, meat pizza, anchovy pizza, pineapple pizza, or burnt pizza. Messages vary depending on the type of pizza received.
- Plain, meat, and anchovy: "Here you go Player, your food delivery - still warm!"
- Burnt: "Here you go Player, your food delivery - crispy, how you like it!"
Papa Gianne can teleport to most areas, including:
A player can only order one pizza per account per 30 minutes.
Players standing inside a safe bank area may get the Clerk pet.
Every now and then, players will get fake announcements, friend or global.
- <Player> has been awarded with the rainbow trimmed Completionist Cape!
- <Player> has received a Green partyhat drop!
- <Player> has received <skilling pet>, the <skill> pet drop!
- <Player> has achieved level 99 in SailingLiveTest!
- A sudden wave of <number> inspiration hits you, and you remember where you left your keys.
- A sudden wave of <number> inspiration hits you, and you remember why you went upstairs in the first place.
- You've just advanced -1 <skill> levels! You have reached level <number>.
- News: Doc Brown has achieved 120 Invention!
- News: Doc Brown has achieved 99 Invention!
- News: Albus just died in Hardcore Ironman mode with a total level of 2700, fighting against: Severus!
- News: Severus just died in Hardcore Ironman mode with a total level of 2701, fighting against: Marvolo!
- News: Marvolo just died in Hardcore Ironman mode with a total level of 2715, fighting against: Harry!
- News: A man just died in Hardcore Ironman mode with a total level of 1975, fighing against: Mama!