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'''A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan''' was a note with a mis-fortune obtained from [[The Mighty Zoltan]] machine at the [[Spring Fayre]]. |
'''A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan''' was a note with a mis-fortune obtained from [[The Mighty Zoltan]] machine at the [[Spring Fayre]]. |
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Revision as of 22:11, 26 March 2018
A mis-fortune from The Mighty Zoltan was a note with a mis-fortune obtained from The Mighty Zoltan machine at the Spring Fayre.
All mis-fortunes started with "The great Zoltan speaks!" This was followed by the message and finally a small disclaimer: "All fortunes are final and cannot be returned. Terms and conditions apply."
Collecting all tickets did not unlock any titles.[1]
Number | Mis-fortune | GE price |
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1 | When you're on top of the world it's all downhill from there. | 37 |
2 | What if you've already peaked? | 29 |
3 | Some people are always the worst dressed in the room. | 27 |
4 | To avoid criticism do nothing. | 27 |
5 | All things have an end. | 27 |
6 | Abandon all hope. | 24 |
7 | Keep your expectations reasonable. | 25 |
8 | Today is the youngest you will ever be. | 24 |
9 | The first step towards failure is trying. | 27 |
10 | Just because you're unique doesn't mean you are useful. | 31 |
11 | What doesn't break you today will try again tomorrow. | 24 |
12 | Change isn't always good. | 24 |
13 | If at first you don't succeed, give up. | 25 |
14 | There is always a 'U' in failure. | 21 |
15 | Life is like a circle; pointless. | 27 |
16 | You look like a Dungeoneering floor, because everyone will abandon you. | 27 |
17 | Nothing interesting happens. | 31 |
Trivia
- Misfortune 3 was changed from "You will die alone and poorly dressed." to "Some people are always the worst dressed in the room." within a day of release.