The attendead can be found on Bloodsplatter Isle, working on unfinished barrelchest bodies. Players must create a distraction in the room so they can read the noticeboard and collect evidence files for Bill Teach.
Using gunpowder on the barrels found in the storage area, players can make gunpowder-filled barrels to blow up each unfinished barrelchest body in the southeastern room of the factory, killing the nearby attendead.
- Their name is a pun on attendant.
- The examine text is a reference to BioShock, using the hypnotising phrase "would you kindly" with the slicers being a reference to the "splicer" enemies.