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Bernie the turkey protestor only appears during certain events and may not be currently found in game.
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Bernie is a turkey featured in the 2011 Thanksgiving event. He stands outside of the Cooks' Guild protesting the use of turkey in Thanksgiving.


Bernie shouts out various phrases such as:

  • Eating fowl is foul!
  • Beef is better!
  • No turkey, no crime!
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