Cabin Fever is a song which can be listened to by players who've completed the Cabin Fever quest. It is performed by Bard Roberts and the Stanky Penguins. As with all of Robert's songs, it is composed of 4 limericks (AABBA rhyme system) that provide a synopsis of the quest along with a cutscene involving:
- Bill Teach
- Ghost innkeeper
- Pirates (Bill Teach's side and his enemies)
- The usual participants, the player and the three members of Bard Roberts and the Stanky Penguins.
The cutscene also involves a bar, a ship's wheel, and an exploding Cannonball thrown by the player.
At the Green Ghost in Phasmatys,
Ye had offered yer help gratis.
Bill Teach were his name,
Sailing were his game,
But he lacked the apparatus!
'Twas nay a ship he was lackin',
But his crew had all gone packin'.
Bill's men had all fled,
Filled with fear 'n' dread,
Of his enemies attackin'!
With ye as his crew instated,
Bill's fears chemically abated,
Ye and he set sail,
Him certain ye'd fail,
He believed yer trip ill-fated!
When the enemy descended,
Yer performance were most splendid,
Ye pilfered their loot,
Sank their ship te boot,
Yon Adventurous defended!