Chaos Elemental Letter 2

Chaos Elemental Letter 2 was a Letter to the Chaos Elemental included in the ninth Postbag. It can be found in Postbag from the Hedge 9, and was released on 1 August 2006.

Letter

“ In my house, cup of tea? Angry bow gets boost, she is reborn, the chosen one! Bubbles to my new home, flaky scalp. Cheese pie, mmmm. Triangle? Pyramid! ; PK me mum! Lunar eclipse brings us closer to them. The museum will close in 10 minutes, please make your way to the nearest age. Helping hand please. Illusion long dead, is they? Ferrets will find them. Hidden in the tree they were. Blue egg rises. Shhhh. Vyre warning, take a bite. Helm must be rejoined when the Gypsy gets a makeover. Hum uncle us. Mamma Mia, that’s a big basket! Mallum 12, Witchaven 0. Adam my boy please don't cry!. For Shiver my quiver. Watching, forever watching the bones of the past. They will come for my bride! Bah bah barby have you any null? Stuff the chicken, stick the chompy. Comfy magnets. Yes mate yes mate 10 waves full. One for the ranger, one's never enough, and 2 for the little boy who collected all the stuff. Have you seen my arm? ”   — Chaos Elemental Postbag 9

Translation

Phrase	Meaning	Update
In my house, cup of tea?	Referring to Player-owned houses.	PLAYER-OWNED HOUSES!
Angry bow gets boost, she is reborn, the chosen one!	Referring to the revival of Zanik in the quest, Death to the Dorgeshuun. Also the Angry and Bow emote enhancers from Treasure Trails expansion.	Death to the Dorgeshuun!, Treasure Trails, spiders and sheep
Bubbles to my new home, flaky scalp.	Referring to the Brine sabre from Olaf's Quest.	Olaf's Quest
Triangle? Pyramid! ; PK me mum!	Referring to the Magic-based Mystic prayers (with a pyramid symbol).	New f2p prayers, port to port transport and improved dragon axe
Lunar eclipse brings us closer to them.	Lunar eclipse is referring to Lunar Isle's shape.	Lunar Diplomacy
The museum will close in 10 minutes, please make your way to the nearest age.	Referring to the Varrock Museum.	Varrock's New Look
Helping hand please.	Referring to the hand found in the quest, The Hand in the Sand.	The Hand in the Sand
Illusion long dead, is they?	Referring to the quest, The Eyes of Glouphrie.	The Eyes of Glouphrie
Ferrets will find them.	Hunter addition.	Eagles' Peak
Hidden in the tree they were. Blue egg rises. Shhh.	Finding eggs in bird's nests dropped from trees and using eggs in Summoning.
Vyre warning, take a bite. (quest)	Referring to the Vyrewatch from the quest, Darkness of Hallowvale.	Myreque Pt III - Darkness of Hallowvale
Helm must be rejoined when the Gypsy gets a makeover.	Referring to the Gypsy in Varrock.	Varrock's New Look
Hum uncle us. (Referring to Tower of Life quest, as there is a in the quest)	Referring to the Homunculus from the quest, Tower of Life.	The Tower of Life
Mamma Mia, that’s a big basket!	Referring to the Hot air balloon's basket.	Enlightened Journey
Mallum 12, Witchaven 0. (Slug Menace quest)	Referring to Mother Mallum's constant grasp over Witchaven.	Slug Menace
For Shiver my quiver.	Crossbow update.	Crossbows
Bah bah barby have you any null?	Sheep graphical update.
Comfy magnets.	Similar to the title of the quest, Animal Magnetism.	Animal Magnetism
Yes mate yes mate 10 waves full. One for the ranger, one's never enough, and 2 for the little boy who collected all the stuff.	Referencing various aspects of the activity, Barbarian Assault.	Barbarian Assault
Have you seen my arm?	Referring to My Arm from the quest, My Arm's Big Adventure.	Would you like to see My Arm?

External links

• Postbag from the Hedge 9