Childlike innocence is a non-existent joke item that is shown in the quest Evil Dave's Big Day Out. It shows in the creation interface when the player as Evil Dave must clean the dishes, with childlike innocence being able to be combined with dishwashing soap to allow the player to "Play around in the bubbles". As the item is unobtainable, players may not actually play around in the bubbles and must clean the dishes instead.

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