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Christmas cracker joke was removed after an update. The contents of this page no longer exist in RuneScape, and this article is kept for historical purposes.
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The Christmas cracker joke was an item obtained from the big cracker pull in Lumbridge crater during the 2014 Christmas event. It could be read to hear a pun. Each joke was a different item and they did not stack with different jokes in the bank.
Jokes[]
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| Set up | Punchline |
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| How do bandosians enter a boss room aggressively? | They use the Graar-door! |
| How do you gain entry to the home of the monkeys? | You have to pay the Apes Atoll! |
| How does Santa defeat Vorago? | He uses the Maul of Snowmens. |
| What do you do if you can't kill a boss? | Move onto the Nex one! |
| What quest ended with a raffle and a bouncy castle? | Fête of the Gods! |
| What's the Elder God's favorite music? | Jazz! |
| Which boss monster would you most likely find in a workshop? | A rack o'saws! |
| Why couldn't the ranger kill Nex? | He didn't bring Za-ryte bow! |
| Why do people try to mine the Barrows? | To get to Dha-rocks! |
| Why does Vorago eat shark and shrimp pizza? | Because he likes the size mix! |
| Why is the elven marketplace always sad? | It's full of cry-stalls! |
Trivia[]
- The punchline "A rack o'saws!" only works in non-rhotic accents, in which an 'r' after a vowel and not preceding another vowel is dropped. Thus, the pronunciation of the boss "Araxxor" might be pronounced like "A rack saw" in a non-rhotic accent. For speakers with rhoticity, this joke would not make much sense because "Araxxor" would be pronounced "A rack sar/sore"
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