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Cool Story, Bro is an achievement that requires the player to watch a shouting match between the tower guards of Jatizso and Neitiznot.

The towers are where Jatizso and Neitiznot face each other across a strait, one on each side. Take the boat from the northern-most pier in Rellekka. From Jatizso, go west, through the city, to the tower, or east for Neitiznot. Climb the tower, right-click the guard and select "Watch-shouting". This process takes about 40 seconds.

Trivia

  • This achievement used to be a task prior to the release of the Achievements System on 18 April 2017.
  • The name of this achievement is a reference to an internet meme.
  • When doing the shouting contest, the guards shout "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of winterberries." This is a parody on the comedy movie Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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