This article is about the useless prisoner files. For other uses, see File.
A useless File is found during Rocking Out in the Rock Island Prison. When searching the cabinets in the upstairs storage room, files for many different prisoners can be found. None of the prisoners' files are useful except for Wanda the Fish's file, which can be exchanged with the Locker Officer for the brooch. The same useless file is obtained from all 26 of the other prisoners' cabinets.
Many of the prisoners' names are references.
| Name | Reference |
|---|---|
| Ash the Loud-Mouthed Braggart | A quote from Army of Darkness, a 1992 film |
| Burglars without prejudice | |
| Curly the Stooge | The Three Stooges, an American comedy act |
| Larry the Stooge | |
| Mo the Stooge | |
| Dr. Verystrangelove | Dr. Strangelove, a 1964 film |
| Emu the Emo | |
| Fnords (10 cases of) | The neologism fnord, used to indicate irony |
| Gloomy the Cheerful | |
| Henry the Psychotic Portrait-Painter | Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer, a 1986 movie |
| Imps with Crossbows | |
| Jason the Malevolent | |
| Kings (Yellow-clad only) | The King in Yellow, a collection of horror short stories |
| Nothing Interesting Happens | The message players receive when two items are used on each other without purpose |
| One of the Biggest Moles in the World (Ever) | The Giant mole in Falador |
| Pictures of the Chief's wife | |
| Q the Winged Serpent | The Mesoamerican deity Quetzalcoatl, a winged serpent |
| Really Small Criminals | |
| Sixty-seven Assyrian Assassins | A quote from Monty Python's Life of Brian, a 1979 film |
| T the Pitier | Mr. T, an American actor |
| Um the Bongo | Um Bongo, a brand of British juice drinks |
| Vincent the Prince | Vincent Price, a deceased American actor |
| Wanda the Fish | A Fish Called Wanda, a 1988 film |
| X the Unknown | X the Unknown, a 1956 film |
| Yobs, slobs, and mobs | |
| Z-Files: Do not open! | The science fiction TV series The X-Files |
