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Start pointQuest map icon
Forgettable Tale... icon
Talk to Commander Veldaban at the Black Guard headquarters, in Keldagrim.
Member requirementP2P icon Members only
Official difficultyIntermediate Intermediate
Official lengthLong
RequirementsSkill requirements are not boostable unless marked with a [B] for boostable.
Quest Quests:
Items requiredItems from the tool belt are not listed unless they do not work or are not automatically added.
Enemies to defeat
  • None

Quid Pro Quo

  • Talk to Commander Veldaban west of the Keldagrim bank. (Chat ~1)
    • If you don't already have the required beers; buy them from the Barman (Chat 11) in the pub just south of the bank prior to talking to Veldaban.
  • After the cutscene, speak to the Drunken Dwarf. (Chat 2)
  • Speak to him again with a beer in your inventory.
  • Collect the four Kelda seeds:
    • The drunken dwarf gives the first seed.
    • Have a beer with Gauss south of the bank in west Keldagrim for the second seed.
    • Fulfill the rowdy dwarf's request for the third seed. He's roaming around east Keldagrim. Give him the random item he asked for. If he asked for the camel dung but you do not have access to the camulet, simply lobby to reset his request.
    • Talk to Khorvak in a cave north of the Taverley lodestone. (Chat 2)
  • Talk to Rind the gardener west of the large building in west Keldagrim then plant the four seeds in the nearby farm patch. Wait 20 minutes and harvest the Kelda hops.
  • Go upstairs in the brewery on the eastern side of Keldagrim.
  • Pick up the empty pot in the corner of the room and ask Blandebir to fill it up with ale yeast for 25 coins. (Chat 41)
  • Use two buckets of water, two barley malt, the kelda hops and then the ale yeast on the fermenting vat.
  • Wait up to 20 minutes, until you get a notification in your chatbox.
  • When the stout has fermented (5–20 minutes), turn the valve on the vat then use a beer glass on the barrel.
  • Return to the drunken dwarf in the eastern-most of the two houses between the two wells in east Keldagrim and talk to him about the Red Axe. (Chat 2)

The Drunken Dwarf

  • Talk to the cart conductor that is near the closed tunnel in south-east Keldagrim, the other cart conductor in the area will not work. (Chat 1)
  • Talk to the director of the Consortium mining company you joined during The Giant Dwarf. (Chat 3)
  • Ride the southern cart into the tunnel.

On the Edge...

Room 1: A Chasm

  • Collect the square stones from the box.
  • Operate the controls: To place/rotate stones, click once for green, twice for yellow, three times to remove the stone.
  • After each part, take the cart, search the newly found box, and take the cart back to the initial platform.

Room 2: Eavesdropping

  • After the dialogue, crawl along the southern path, and through the hole to the east.

Room 3: Another Chasm

  • Take the stones from the box and follow the patterns below.

Room 4: Reports

  • Search the three crates.
  • Search the bookcases until you find a book. Read it.
  • Enter the cave entrance to the east. (Chat 1)

Room 5: Yet Another Chasm

  • Take the stones from the box and follow the patterns below.
  • Watch the entire cutscene as you enter the last room.

Kebabs and Beer

Items needed: Beer, kebab
  • Go back and speak to Commander Veldaban west of Keldagrim bank.
  • While inside the Laughing Miner pub in eastern Keldagrim, consume either your beer or kebab, though you'll need both in your inventory. If you don't have a kebab yet, talk to Kjut in his shop south-east of the northern bridge.
    • You must watch the entire cutscene!
  • Quest complete!


Forgettable Tale of a Drunken Dwarf reward
Music unlocked
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