Forum:De-sysop Cook Me Plox

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Once a fabled administrator of the RuneScape Wiki, Cook Me Plox is no longer who he used to be. Today, of all days can you believe it, he was found to be using multi accounts in order to gain admin status on them all and fly under the radar across both this wiki and our sister wiki, the Old School RuneScape Wiki. Here I provide evidence to the fact:

https://i.imgur.com/mOGOBwY.png

Along with this hideous crime, Cook has been enticing people to eat his magic mushrooms in what he calls the "gnome zone". Nobody knows for sure what the result of such action would be, but regardless, it sounds to me like something that we should not tolerate on our Christian wiki site. He even has a special mating call to greet new visitors to his "gnome zone". I truly feel for anyone who has fell for his wicked and cruel schemes.

Please join me in requesting that Cook Me Plox be de-sysopped indefinitely. This evil should be banished from our site and remain in the depths of hell for all of eternity.

Discussion

Support - https://i.imgur.com/xHR7zpA.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/6encXAo.png 00:49, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Support - It's gone on long enough and frankly I'm fed up User:KelseW/Signature 00:50, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Support - *drinks AntiCook potion* MAGE-KIL-R 00:51, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Support - I kenned there wis an issue but I didnae ken it wis aat bad! Template:Signatures/Ciphrius Kane 00:52, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Support - He stole my edits. - Jr Mime (talk) _[VSTF] 00:52, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Support - So that's what happened to the Cook's Assistant! :o Salix of Prifddinas ^(Talk) 00:56, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Support - What an absolutely disgusting display. He should be publicly shamed, and have his Wikian title removed. --Scuzzy Beta 00:57, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Support - He turned me into a newt! Kent Knifen (talk) 00:59, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

A newt....? LisaaRS (talk) 01:06, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Well, I got better! Kent Knifen (talk) 01:08, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Comment - This is going to be a long three days. Twig Talk https://i.imgur.com/772kZGs.png 01:01, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Support - Down with the tyrant! -- Spine^Talk 01:03, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Support - His lewd requests to "<naughty word> me plox" caused me great distress. I don't want my wife's son to have to see things like this. --Shockstorm (talk) 01:05, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Oppose - Have you all lost your mind? This screenshot is clearly fake - everyone has just changed their nickname to Cook Me Plox! Who would frame such a beloved man?

Cook Me Plox is a wonderful editor. When I first joined the RuneScape Wikia Cook Me Plox was the first editor I ever spoke to. He reverted vandalism when I, a complete noob; an utter simpleton; a deranged Australian dumbass, asked ^{(true story actually)} and ever since then he has always been my idol. No one ever had so many edits. "You're so big!", I'd say to Cook Me Plox every time I'd see him on S:C, IRC, RS, and now Discord. "You're huge!".

Cook Me Plox is a revolutionist. Every thread, every RfA, and every permanent block of some random user, Cook Me Plox would always be there. "What do we do?" Everyone would ask. Then, without failure, Cook Me Plox would always be there with the right answer. Never the wrong answer - for everything Cook Me Plox said was defined to be right. "Ban Mol", "Ban Maceypants" - we uttered whatever Cook Me Plox said. The community IS Cook Me Plox; Consensus IS Cook Me Plox.

The Goggle Man, the Sagemath Man, the Culinary Genius with Cutlery are his epithets. Every dish served by Cook Me Plox would be cooked to utter perfection with delicious taste (have you eaten his toad tangled legs, or drunk his chocolate saturday??). He treats everyone so kindly with his juices and spices that it revitalises the whole community to do their best every day. His generosity inspires so many of today's leading editors that Cook Me Plox continues to be such a symbol for the Wikia.

"Wowee", everyone would say about Cook Me Plox. "It's jokedog, bitch", Cook Me Plox replied back. His intelligence challenges everyone on a daily basis and makes us all realise we are complete and utter fools. This thread is such an example - we should not punish Cook Me Plox. Today is the day of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ Cook Me Plox, so let us spare him well and worship him.

I love you Cook Me Plox, Haidro ^(talk) 01:32, April 1, 2018 (UTC)

Another clear example of blatant brainwashing! User:KelseW/Signature 01:34, April 1, 2018 (UTC)