H.A.M. Member (male) chathead
H.A.M. member
Male ham
Release date 22 February 2005 (Update)
Race Human
Members Yes
Quest NPC No
Location(s) H.A.M. Hideout
Sells items No
Gender Male
Examine A member of the 'Humans Against Monsters' group.
H.A.M. Member (female) chathead
Female H.A.M. member
Female H.A.M. member
Release date 22 February 2005 (Update)
Race Human
Members Yes
Quest NPC No
Location(s) H.A.M. Hideout
Sells items No
Gender Female
Examine A member of the 'Humans Against Monsters' group.

H.A.M. members are activists who find humans superior over other races and wish to dispatch the other, in their eyes, inferior races with violence, operating from the H.A.M. Hideout. They are the lower ranking officers, as opposed to H.A.M. Guards or high-ranked members such as Sigmund and the H.A.M. Deacon. They follow Johanhus Ulsbrecht.

Players with level 15 Thieving can pickpocket females and players with 20 can pickpocket males to gain 18 and 22.2 experience, respectively. If you get caught 3 or more times (depending on the player's agility level) whilst trying to pickpocket H.A.M. members, you may be beaten unconscious and thrown out of the H.A.M. camp. Players may awaken outside the H.A.M. camp, or inside a jail cell in a deeper section of the camp. With the proper skill levels, and a master camouflage outfit, one can gain upwards of 60 thousand experience per hour in thieving.

Thieved items

Weapons and Armour

Item Quantity Rarity GE price
Bronze hatchetBronze hatchet[1]1Common289
Bronze daggerBronze dagger[1]1Common396
Off-hand bronze daggerOff-hand bronze dagger[1]1Common191
Bronze pickaxeBronze pickaxe[1]1Common713
Iron hatchetIron hatchet[1]1Common582
Iron pickaxeIron pickaxe[1]1Common1,422
Steel hatchetSteel hatchet1Uncommon1,007
Steel daggerSteel dagger1Uncommon1,040
Off-hand steel daggerOff-hand steel dagger1Uncommon743
Steel pickaxeSteel pickaxe1Uncommon1,944
Leather bodyLeather body1Uncommon298
H.a.m. hoodH.a.m. hood1Uncommon752
H.a.m. cloakH.a.m. cloak1Uncommon794
H.a.m. shirtH.a.m. shirt1Uncommon716
H.a.m. glovesH.a.m. gloves1Uncommon851
H.a.m. robeH.a.m. robe1Uncommon1,143
H.a.m. bootsH.a.m. boots1Uncommon839
H.a.m. logoH.a.m. logo1Uncommon642
Slayer's staffSlayer's staff[2]1Rare16,529


Item Quantity Rarity GE price
Coins 5Coins2–21Common2–21
Raw chickenRaw chicken[1]1Common885
Uncut opalUncut opal1Common487
Rusty swordRusty sword1UncommonNot sold
Damaged armourDamaged armour1UncommonNot sold
Sealed clue scroll (easy)Sealed clue scroll (easy)1UncommonNot sold
Uncut jadeUncut jade1Uncommon2,746
Grimy guamGrimy guam1Uncommon328
Grimy marrentillGrimy marrentill1Uncommon210
Grimy tarrominGrimy tarromin1Uncommon24
ButtonsButtons1UncommonNot sold
CoalCoal[3]1; 1–5 (noted)Uncommon134–670
Iron oreIron ore[3]1; 1–5 (noted)Uncommon198–990
Steel studsSteel studs[2]1Uncommon569
  1. ^ a b c d e f g h i j Removed from possible loot after Lost Her Marbles.
  2. ^ a b After Lost Her Marbles.
  3. ^ a b Noted after Lost Her Marbles.