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{{Infobox Item
|name = Kebab
|image = 
|release = 21 January 2001
|update = Newsletter 1
|members = No
|quest = No
|tradeable = Yes
|equipable = No
|edible = Yes, but why would you even consider it?
|stackable = No
|high = 1
|destroy =Remove
|low = 1
|exchange = gemw
|store = 1
|examine = Turk Stink.
|weight = 0
|healing amount = nuun
A Kebab is a evil device of destruction created by filthy turk scum. It must be removed from your inventory in under 10 seconds of obtaining it or it will remove everything you ever did in Runescape.
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Message:
- You Remove the kebab.
Depending upon how many kebabs you removed:
- You've been overcome by turk stink kebab. All you ever had is remove (none)
- You've done good, but your actions remain unnoticed by mighty serb land. (1-500)
- Your acts have been seen by glorious serbs and you are rewarded with 100'000 xp in every skill. (once, between --->) (501-2000)
- You've proven yourself as true serb and you are rewarded with 1 mil xp in one skill (once) (2001+)
Kebab's are edible, but if you do eat it, you're punished with 5278452785 perm bans and a message stating "Mighty serbs are disappoint"
Kebab's are also dropped by turks and the Kebab Lord, all of which are found in Filthy Turk Pig Stink Zoo.
Note: Although these turks only spawn in their homeland, they are coward filth and have a rare spawn rate. The higher the level, the rarer the turk.
Dropping monsters
- For an exhaustive list of all known sources for this item, see here.
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Trivia
- All kebab must be remove.
See also
Nothing because kebab is so bad.
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| Source | Combat level | Quantity | Rarity |
|---|---|---|---|
| Turk Stink Dog | 88 | 7 | Always |
| Filthy Turk Guardian | 136 | 35 | Always |
| Kebab Monger | 103 | 91 | Always |
| Kebab Lord | 1992 | 538 | Always |