|Release||29 January 2007 (Update)|
|Quest item||Cold War|
|High alch||0 coins|
|Low alch||0 coins|
|Destroy||You can get another from Noodle.|
|On death||Always kept outside Wild|
|Examine||My fake report.|
The Mission report is given to the player by Noodle after trading him swamp tar and 5 feathers. It is used, along with Mission report (Lumbridge) and Mission report (Ardougne), to get in to the Iceberg.
The following text is transcluded from Transcript:Mission report (Fake).
Codename: Pablo/PeachDay 10ish: I 'ave bin all ovr. I sawed lotsa stuff. Plez giv me a raise.
|Item quantity required||1|
|Base junk chance||98.9%|
|Part 1 of the Penguin quest series|