Player Owned Ports Ahoy! is a SoundCloud-exclusive music track. It is the same as Shanty Instrumental, except with lyrics.
Lyrics[]
Aboard this ship, our tale begins
So listen up, land lubber!
Our tale is short, so put down your whip,
And don’t be such a nubber.
He thought that sailing was a new skill
But no it’s not that easy!
Ha ha! What did he eat last night?
I’m feeling rather queasy.
[Chorus]
Oh come on lads, just get me back, get me to port!
Get me back, get me back, get me back to port!
Come on lads, just get him back, get him back to port.
Get him back, get him back, get him back to port.
There’s treasure fine and buckets of loot
Including some new combat gear
And lovely grub like rocktail soup
And flagons full of beer! (YEAH!)
There’s scrimshaws too; it helps with your skills.
You keep it in your pocket.
This ship moves more than a pirate impling!
HURRY UP AND DOCK IT!
[Chorus]
Oh come on lads, just get me back, get me to port.
Get me back! GET ME BACK! Get me back to port!
Come on lads, just get him back, get him back to port.
Get him back, get him back, get him back to port.
I’d love to meet the local birds
If only they were fit.
It’s just a shame they’re the kind of birds
That cover you in sh-- *BANG*
Felix the marketeer is there,
To sell his dodgy plunder.
He’s a scammer and a hornswaggler too.
Hang on, he’s going to chunder. Hey!
[Chorus]
Oh come on lads, just get me back, get me to port!
Get me back, get me back, get me back to port!
Come on lads, just get him back, get him back to port.
Get him back, get him back, get him back to port.
The local barmaid she’s the worst
But Surula never quits
She thinks she’s a dish but smells of fish,
At least she has lovely ... hair. (Oy!)
A sailor’s life is not for me!
Abort abort abort!
I’d rather be on safe, dry land
In my Player-Owned Port.
[Chorus]
Oh come on lads, let’s get him back, get him back to port
Get him back, get him back, to his Player-Owned Port.
Come on lads, let’s get him back, get him to port.
Get him back, get him back, to his Player-Owned Port.