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|Results of previous poll: A wild rat twice your level ambushes you on your way out of town. What do you do?
|Total votes: 2,964
- Bonk it on the head and run away! (4%)
- Bonk it on the head and try to kill it. (10%)
- Tell it a paradox and run away! (2%)
- Tell it a paradox and try to kill it with confusion. (7%)
- Ask it why it thinks that ambushing innocent adventurers is a suitable life for it, and ask it to change its ways. (15%)
- Spray rat repellent on it. (5%)
- Point and say "Look, I'm over there!" and promptly run away. (10%)
- Attempt to eat it alive. (39%)
- Play dead. (4%)
- Other. (5%)