Transcript:2016 Easter event

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This transcript involves dialogue with Easter Bunny (Junior), Sliske, Torag the Corrupted, Guthan the Infested, Karil the Tainted, Ahrim the Blighted, Wendy, Farquie the cleaner, Farmer Jimbo, and Gilly Willikers.

Starting out

• Easter Bunny: Hey, Player!
• Player: Oh hello! How are you doing?
• Easter Bunny: I'm quite troubled actually... There's a rumour going on that Sliske's made his own chocolate factory and has invited a few select people to visit it by means of those incredibly rare chocolate butterflies. I'm really concerned about his plans to create a new treat; white chocolate, so I tracked down the last butterfly. Naturally I can't just catch the last butterfly myself! Too obvious. Instead I'm hoping that whoever was going to catch it would take me with them to the tour. Would you like to help me?
  • Yes, I'll do it
    • Easter Bunny: Awesome! Right then, I'll just shrink down really small and hide out on your shoulder. I can whisper in your ear if I notice anything.
    • Screen fades and Easter Bunny disappears
    • Easter Bunny: Meanwhile, how about you catch that butterfly!
    • (Continues below)
  • Nah, that doesn't sound safe.
    • Easter Bunny: Well, never mind. But if you change your mind, talk to me! You shouldn't go there without backup.

Catching a butterfly

• Congratulations! You have won one of Sliske's Golden Tickets. This ticket entitles you to a tour of Sliske's Chocolate Factory and be one the first to taste a very special new type of chocolate. Use this ticket to the teleport to the factory when ready.
• Easter Bunny: Awesome! Now, we've only got to teleport there using the ticket and see what it's all about! Once we're in there, if you want to ask me something, just rustle that ticket.
• Sliske's Chocolate Factory features cutscenes with voiced dialogue and other musical effects. Would you like your audio set to the recommended settings?

Rustling the ticket

• Easter Bunny: Here, all you need to do is use the golden ticket to teleport! We'll figure out the rest once there.

In the Empyrean Citadel

Rustling the ticket

• Easter Bunny: Let's find the rest of the winners and talk to Sliske.

Talking to Sliske

• Sliske: Finally, Player, you are here. We were all growing rather impatient waiting for you. Welcome to my Chocolate Factory! Before we start, let me first introduce you to my little helpers, the bobble-numbskulls! They will be leading you to the various rooms. They like singing, of all things! Now, all set? Ready to take the tour?
• Player: Sliske! What are you...
• Easter Bunny: Wait! Don't start a ruckus with these bystanders around, Player. We're just here to investigate for now. Don't worry, I've got your back! Let's get this tour started.
• Player: Fine, let's go.

Screen fades out and back in as bobble-numbskulls start singing

• Ahrim the Blighted: Welcome, Welcome, now we're all here.
• Dharok the Wretched: Our chocolate factory, nothing to fear,
• Verac the Defiled: Come on tour and see for yourselves,
• Torag the Corrupted: We will show Sliske's kinder than elves,
• Guthan the Infested: You thought that Sliske was terribly bad,
• Karil the Tainted: Murdering Guthix and making you sad,
• Ahrim the Blighted: Now you will see he's completely reformed,
• Dharok the Wretched: And all your hearts will be... much... warmed...
• Verac the Defiled: (You can have some chocolate too!)
• Torag the Corrupted: Sliske, Sliske, he is so fine,
• Guthan the Infested: Making the chocolate for Easter time,
• Karil the Tainted: Easter will be happier too,
• Ahrim the Blighted: Thanks to Sliske and his present to you!
• (Song ends)
• Ahrim the Blighted: Head west to begin the tour.

Screen fades out and player heads west

Rustling the ticket

• Easter Bunny: Let's talk to Ahrim at the entrance to the first room.

Talking to Wendy

• Wendy: I've eaten a lot of candy in my life, but never white chocolate. It sounds amazing!

Talking to Farquie the cleaner

• Farquie the cleaner: Mmhh white chocolate! I can't wait!

Talking to Farmer Jimbo

• Farmer Jimbo: I'm quite looking forward to that new white chocolate treat! Will be a change from ye old Easter Bunny chocolate!
• Easter Bunny: How Impudent!

Talking to Gilly Willikers

• Gilly Willikers: White chocolate! Honk honk!

Talking to Ahrim the Blighted

• Ahrim the Blighted: Time to enter the first room.

Screen fades out and guests enter first room

First Room

• Sliske: Welcome, welcome, to the first room of our tour. This is the dairy room. This is where the milk we use for our legendary white chocolate is produced and processed. First let me introduce you to our resident cow, Player!

Camera pans to a sickly looking cow

• Player: Did you just call me a cow?
• Gilly Willikers: *snicker* Honk honk!
• Sliske: Ha ha ha! Why, I would never! No, I instead decided to name our cow after a famous adventurer! It's pure coincidence that you were one of the lucky few to be present for this tour. Player comes from a reputable breeder, for only the best will do! Rest assured, she gives excellent milk.
• Farquie the cleaner: She's got a big grin on her face.
• Gilly Willikers: Maybe because the cow joke was funny? Honk Honk!
• Farmer Jimbo: Nah... I've seen a few cows in my travels. I can tell you this one looks a bit worse for wear!
• Wendy: What? She looks a lot healthier than Maggie's oxen.
• Farmer Jimbo: I think I've seen those. They're skeletal! This cow could be undead and still look better than those two!
• Sliske: Now, now children! I can assure you Player is feeling perfectly well. I take great pride in the welfare of my livestock. Since it's quite breezy up here, we've even kitted her with a lovely warm blanket.
• Easter Bunny: Is that a rib I can see under that blanket?

Camera follows the progress of grain moving along a conveyor belt as Sliske is talking

• Sliske: Player is fed high quality feed that is delivered through that hole by a regular ship. The feed gets taken down this conveyor belt straight to the trough.

The camera follows the progress of the empty milk churn on a conveyor belt as Sliske is talking

• Sliske: The second conveyor belt takes empty milk churns in the direction of the cow to be filled with milk.

Guthan the Infested runs to a lever and pulls it, switching the direction of the conveyor belts

• Sliske: Notice how we have levers to change the direction of the conveyor belts.

The camera follows the progress of the full milk churn on a conveyor belt as Sliske is talking

• Sliske: The third belt is used to take the milk to our processing machine. The processing machine turns the milk into a concentrated milk powder, ready to be made into chocolate!

The milk passes into the condensing machine

• Sliske: Player's milk is very rich, and as such too coloured for our white chocolate, but I'll let you in on a little trade secret. We add just a hint of Titanium white to lighten the colour!
• Farquie the cleaner: You're painting us quite the picture! Is that even safe?
• Sliske: Absolutely! I can guarantee you'll feel transformed for the better once you finally get a taste of my magnificent white chocolate.
• Easter Bunny: Titanium white? That is not encouraging.
• Sliske: I'll let you take in the scenery and witness the room in action. When you're ready for the next room, come and meet me.

Sliske teleports away

• Easter Bunny: Listen, I have a really bad feeling about all of this. I am really starting to think that his white chocolate is actually some poisonous substance and we're going to be his guinea pigs! We can't let him do this!
• Player: I'm afraid his blurb has convinced the other winners and they're not going to leave this place willingly, though.
• Easter Bunny: Then we'll have to save them in spite of themselves.
• Player: But how?
• Easter Bunny: We'll take them out safely, one by one. That's our best chance. With the others out of the picture or incapacitated, we'll be free to get to the bottom of this masquerade and put an end to his plan! However, we must make it look like it was his fault, or the other winners won't thank us! Now, do you think we could get one of the to safety by getting them on the feed supply ship?
• Player: I'll figure out something.

Screen fades out

Convincing a guest to leave

Rustling the ticket

• Easter Bunny: We need to kick one of our fellow winners off the tour. Maybe we can convince one of them to stand closer to that hole?

Talking to Farquie the cleaner

• Player: Hey! The view out of that hole is amazing! You should check it out!
• Farquie the cleaner: Nah, I'll stay over here. I'm actually afraid of heights! That's why I never tried one of those Gnomecopters when they were running!

Talking to Farmer Jimbo

• Player: Hey! The view out of that hole is amazing! You should check it out!
• Farmer Jimbo: I might do in a minute. Right now I'm trying to figure out what's so odd-looking about that cow.

Talking to Gilly Willikers

• Player: Hey! The view out of that hole is amazing! You should check it out!
• Gilly Willikers: Yes, good idea! I come here to look at a chocolate factory and you want me to NOT look at it? You should be the clown! Honk honk!

Talking to Wendy

• Player: Hey! The view out of that hole is amazing! You should check it out!
• Wendy: You're right! I've never really had the chance to admire the view from somewhere that high! I mean, yes, we've done a little bit of broom flying with Maggie, but this is going to be something else! Thank you!

Screen fades out and Wendy appears next to the hole, in the path of the grain

Rustling the ticket

• Easter Bunny: Now that Wendy is in the right place, let's see if you can get one of those milk urns to nudge her down the hole. You might need to switch some of those levers around. Ahrim will send a churn down the conveyor belt if you ask him.

Talking to Wendy

• Wendy: You were totally right! This view is amazing! I hope I can stare at it a bit longer. I'm not even sure what I came here for...

Talking to Ahrim the Blighted

• Ahrim the Blighted: Just another churn on the belt...

Attempting to pull the west lever

• Player: I think only Sliske's helpers can reach that.

A milk churn is placed on the conveyor belt

Pulling the east levers

• The feeding conveyor belt now goes towards the hole.
• The empty churn conveyor belt now goes towards the feeding conveyor belt.

An empty churn moves along the conveyor belt and pushes Wendy into the hole. Cutscene begins

• Wendy: AAAAAaaaaaaaaahh!

Ahrim the Blighted begins to sing

• Ahrim the Blighted: She came here to hear about lore, Got too engrossed with a hole that she saw, One small nudge then fell through the floor, Now she will miss the rest of the tour. ...

Singing stops

• Ahrim the Blighted: I'm sure she'll be fine. You lot move along before another one of you trips and gets into trouble!

Cutscene ends and player runs to the north, where the rest of the guests are waiting

Rustling the ticket

• Easter Bunny: Let's move on to the second room.

Talking to Farquie the cleaner

• Farquie the cleaner: I wasn't expecting this tour to be dangerous! Poor witch! Ah, well, more chocolate for me!

Talking to Farmer Jimbo

• Farmer Jimbo: She didn't have a clue about livestock but she didn't deserve such a fate!

Talking to Gilly Willikers

• Gilly Willikers: That was quite the comedy fall! Is it part of the show? Honk honk!

Talking to Dharok the Wretched

• Dharok the Wretched: Time to enter the second room.

Second Room

Cutscene begins

• Sliske: Aaah, here you are! I see our little witch has gone missing? Hopefully it was nothing I'd done, Health and Safety is an absolute nightmare! This is the chocolate processing room! Here, we make the various types of chocolate with the help of a few machines.

Camera changes to T.A.R.A.

• Sliske: It's all pretty boring though, compared to this amazing thing. The numbskulls call it T.A.R.A., but I call it the chocolate duplicator. I like to call a cow a cow.

Camera changes back to Sliske

• Farmer Jimbo: Isn't the expressiong calling a spade a spade?
• Player: Did... Did he just... call me a cow?
• Farquie the cleaner: I don't think so. He didn't even mention your name!
• Gilly Willikers: He called the cow Player and he says he likes to call a cow a cow. Player is a cow! Honk Honk!
• Sliske: That's not very subtle, now. Anyway. Let me show you this wonder.

Sliske teleports onto the duplication platform

• Sliske: Step on. The machine scans you.

The machine scans Sliske and he teleports off the platform

• Sliske: Step off. The machine makes a copy of you! Out of chocolate!
• Farmer Jimbo: *gasp*
• Sliske: I know, it's wonderful. Making a full-size copy takes hours, so I won't actually bore you with a demonstration.

Camera pans towards guests

• Sliske: Feel free to get scanned though, I'd love to have chocolate copies of my winners! And it that's not your cup of tea, why don't you admire one of my previous creations? Each of those took 5 hours to make. I'll see you in the next room. Just don't touch anything, ok?

Sliske teleports away

• Easter Bunny: A chocolate duplicator! What a good idea! How come I never thought of that?
• Player: Hey, this isn't an industrial espionage mission.
• Easter Bunny: Of course, Player. Sorry. Let's see if we can use any of this apparatus to save one of our fellow tour-members from Sliske's hidden agenda. He said not to touch anything. That's a clue! I bet there's a control somewhere we can use to access T.A.R.A, maybe we can jam the copier?
• Player: I'll see if I can convince someone to stand on the duplicator and jam T.A.R.A so they're thrown off the tour. Wish me luck!

Cutscene ends

Rustling the ticket

• Easter Bunny: We need to kick one of our fellow winners of the tour. Maybe we can convince one of them to stand under the duplicator while we fiddle with the controls?

Talking to Dharok the Wretched

• Dharok: Oh, T.A.R.A., pretty T.A.R.A.!
• Player: Excuse me! How does this machine work?
• Dharok: Sorry, that's a secret! MY Secret! Don't touch my T.A.R.A.!
• Player: Wow, talk about protective! I guess I'll have to figure it out myself...

Talking to Farmer Jimbo

• Player: Are you going to get scanned by the machine?
• Farmer Jimbo: I'm thinking about it. I'd love to see how it works on someone else first!

Talking to Gilly Willikers

• Player: Are you going to get scanned by the machine?
• Gilly Willikers: No, I couldn't face a statue of me in chocolate. I'm afraid of clowns. Honk Honk!

Talking to Farquie the cleaner

• Player: Are you going to get scanned by the machine?
• Farquie the cleaner: Why, yes! I'm quite short compared to the rest of you, so making a copy of me should take less time. If they start now, it'll be finished before we get to the end and then I can take it home!

Farquie the cleaner goes to stand on the platform

Rustling the ticket

• Easter Bunny: Now that Farquie the cleaner is in the right place, let's see if you can operate T.A.R.A. to cause some trouble. There seems to be a scrambled picture on top of the machine. Let's unscramble it.

Talking to Farquie the cleaner

• Farquie the cleaner: Come on, machine! Get started already!

Attempting to Operate T.A.R.A.

• Player: Sliske seems to have encrypted the controls... with a picture of himself. Honestly, I'm not surprised.
• (If you press Esc while the puzzle is open) Player: Nope, that didn't work. I guess I should keep trying.

After completing the puzzle

Cutscene begins. Farquie is covered in a shower of chocolate

• Farquie the cleaner: Chocoshower!! Glub!
• Dharok the Wretched: Gnome name tried the duplicator, For he did covet chocolate galore, missing

Cutscene ends and player runs to the north-east, where the remaining guests are

Talking to Farmer Jimbo

• Farmer Jimbo: All that chocolate! I hope he could breathe under there.

Talking to Gilly Willikers

• Gilly Willikers: missing

Talking to Karil the Tainted

• Karil the Tainted: Time to enter the third room.

Third Room

• Sliske: Aaah, there you are. Funny, I thought there were more of you. Welcome to the folding room. Why don't you come closer and see what this room is about? Step through the portal in front of you!

Farmer Jimbo goes through the portal

• Farmer Jimbo: Aaahh! Oh my!
• Sliske: Yes, it can be surprising the first time!

Gilly Willikers goes through the portal

• Gilly Willikers: Hoooonk! What the honk?
• Sliske: How entertaining!

Player walks through the portal, and the world becomes upside down

• Player: Oooh!
• Sliske: Well, well. Now that you're all here, let me introduce you properly to the folding room. How are you enjoying being upside down?
• Farmer Jimbo: I don't feel so good... I think I need to lie down!
• Gilly Willikers: I'm used to it. Working in a circus often involves being upside down! Honk Honk!
• Sliske: Fascinating! Here, we concentrate the yumminess of chocolate by folding it on itself in various directions through the power of portals! The more folded the chocolate, the tastier it is, but I suspect the resulting chocolate is too tasty for mere mortals to enjoy! Folding chocolate seems complicated but it is more straightforward than you might think. It involves transferring through portals to each of the folding rooms. The portals can be moved around by flipping a few levers, although for your safety, I really recommend none of you touch any of the stuff.

Sliske teleports away

• Farmer Jimbo: I... Need some fresh air...

Farmer Jimbo goes through the portal again

• Farmer Jimbo: Urgh!

Gilly Willikers pulls the lever in the room

• Player: What? Noooooooo! Why would you do this?
• Gilly Willikers: Tastiest chocolate every? No way I'm leaving this place without trying it! Honk Honk!
• Easter Bunny: this is our chance! Sliske told us it's not for mere mortals so it definitely won't do for clowns. Some chocolate, folded three ways, is sure to kick him out of the tour! Let's figure out those portals and get him some!

Cutscene ends

Talking to Gilly Willikers

• Gilly Willikers: Hey, did you get some of that super tasting chocolate folded three ways for me yet? Honk honk!
• Player: Not yet.
• Gilly Willikers: Well then! Less talkies, more fetchies! Honk honk!

After getting the chocolate

• Your chocolate is now fully folded, you should give it to Gilly Willikers now.
• Gilly Willikers: Hey, did you get some of that super tasting chocolate folded three ways for me yet? Honk honk!
• Player: Yes, actually!
• Gilly Willikers: Gimme gimme! Honk honk!

Gilly Willikers shrinks and disappears. Karil the Tainted begins singing

• Karil the Tainted: Clown man wanted chocolate too, Honking and honking 'til he was blue, Three dimensions folded on him, And the result was slightly too grim. ... That's what happens when you're too greedy. I'll let you out. Just take the middle portal.

Player leaves the maze and runs to the south-east, where Farmer Jimbo and Torag are waiting

Talking to Farmer Jimbo

• Farmer Jimbo: Bleeurgh... Not feeling so good...

Talking to Torag the Corrupted Torag the Corrupted: Time to enter the fourth room.