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This transcript involves dialogue with Easter Bunny (Junior), Sliske, Torag the Corrupted, Guthan the Infested, Karil the Tainted, Ahrim the Blighted, Wendy, Farquie the cleaner, Farmer Jimbo, and Gilly Willikers.
Starting out
- Easter Bunny: Hey, Player!
- Player: Oh hello! How are you doing?
- Easter Bunny: I'm quite troubled actually... There's a rumour going on that Sliske's made his own chocolate factory and has invited a few select people to visit it by means of those incredibly rare chocolate butterflies. I'm really concerned about his plans to create a new treat; white chocolate, so I tracked down the last butterfly. Naturally I can't just catch the last butterfly myself! Too obvious. Instead I'm hoping that whoever was going to catch it would take me with them to the tour. Would you like to help me?
- Yes, I'll do it
- Easter Bunny: Awesome! Right then, I'll just shrink down really small and hide out on your shoulder. I can whisper in your ear if I notice anything.
- Screen fades and Easter Bunny disappears
- Easter Bunny: Meanwhile, how about you catch that butterfly!
- continues below
- Nah, that doesn't sound safe.
- Easter Bunny: Well, never mind. But if you change your mind, talk to me! You shouldn't go there without backup.
- Yes, I'll do it
Catching a butterfly
- Congratulations! You have won one of Sliske's Golden Tickets. This ticket entitles you to a tour of Sliske's Chocolate Factory and be one the first[sic] to taste a very special new type of chocolate. Use this ticket to the[sic] teleport to the factory when ready.
- Easter Bunny: Awesome! Now, we've only got to teleport there using the ticket and see what it's all about! Once we're in there, if you want to ask me something, just rustle that ticket.
- Sliske's Chocolate Factory features cutscenes with voiced dialogue and other musical effects. Would you like your audio set to the recommended settings?
In the Empyrean Citadel
Talking to Sliske
- Sliske: Finally, Player, you are here. We were all growing rather impatient waiting for you. Welcome to my Chocolate Factory! Before we start, let me first introduce you to my little helpers, the bobble-numbskulls! They will be leading you to the various rooms. They like singing, of all things! Now, all set? Ready to take the tour?
- Player: Sliske! What are you...
- Easter Bunny: Wait! Don't start a ruckus with these bystanders around, Player. We're just here to investigate for now. Don't worry, I've got your back! Let's get this tour started.
- Player: Fine, let's go.
Screen fades out and back in as bobble-numbskulls start singing
- Ahrim the Blighted: Welcome, Welcome, now we're all here.
- Dharok the Wretched: Our chocolate factory, nothing to fear.
- Verac the Defiled: Come on tour and see for yourselves,
- Torag the Corrupted: We will show Sliske's kinder than elves.
- Guthan the Infested: You thought that Sliske was terribly bad,
- Karil the Tainted: Murdering Guthix and making you sad,
- Ahrim the Blighted: Now you will see he's completely reformed,
- Dharok the Wretched: And all your hearts will be...much...warmed...
- Verac the Defiled: (You can have some chocolate too!)
- Torag the Corrupted: Sliske, Sliske, he is so fine,
- Guthan the Infested: Making the chocolate for Easter time,
- Karil the Tainted: Easter will be happier too,
- Ahrim the Blighted: Thanks to Sliske and his present to you!
- Head west to begin the tour.
Screen fades out and player heads west
Talking to Wendy
- Wendy: I've eaten a lot of candy in my life, but never white chocolate. It sounds amazing!
Talking to Farquie the cleaner
- Farquie the cleaner: Mmhh white chocolate! I can't wait!
Talking to Farmer Jimbo
- Farmer Jimbo: I'm quite looking forward to that new white chocolate treat! Will be a change from ye old Easter Bunny chocolate!
- Easter Bunny: How Impudent!
Talking to Gilly Willikers
- Gilly Willikers: White chocolate! Honk honk!
Talking to Ahrim the Blighted
- Ahrim the Blighted: Time to enter the first room.
Screen fades out and guests enter first room
First Room
- Sliske: Welcome, welcome, to the first room of our tour. This is the dairy room. This is where the milk we use for our legendary white chocolate is produced and processed. First let me introduce you to our resident cow, Player!
Camera pans to a sickly looking cow
- Player: Did you just call me a cow?
- Gilly Willikers: *snicker* Honk honk!
- Sliske: Ha ha ha! Why, I would never! No, I instead decided to name our cow after a famous adventurer! It's pure coincidence that you were one of the lucky few to be present for this tour. Player comes from a reputable breeder, for only the best will do! Rest assured, she gives excellent milk.
- Farquie the cleaner: She's got a big grin on her face.
- Gilly Willikers: Maybe because the cow joke was funny? Honk honk!
- Farmer Jimbo: Nah... I've seen a few cows in my travels. I can tell you this one looks a bit worse for wear!
- Wendy: What? She looks a lot healthier than Maggie's oxen.
- Farmer Jimbo: I think I've seen those. They're skeletal! This cow could be undead and still look better than those two!
- Sliske: Now, now children! I can assure you Player is feeling perfectly well. I take great pride in the welfare of my livestock. Since it's quite breezy up here, we've even kitted[sic] her with a lovely warm blanket.
- Easter Bunny: Is that a rib I can see under that blanket?
Camera follows the progress of grain moving along a conveyor belt as Sliske is talking
- Sliske: Player is fed high quality feed that is delivered through that hole by a regular ship. The feed gets taken down this conveyor belt straight to the trough.
The camera follows the progress of the empty milk churn on a conveyor belt as Sliske is talking
- Sliske: The second conveyor belt takes empty milk churns in the direction of the cow to be filled with milk.
Guthan the infested runs to a lever and pulls it, switching the direction of the conveyor belts
- Sliske: Notice how we have levers to change the direction of the conveyor belts.
The camera follows the progress of the full milk churn on a conveyor belt as Sliske is talking
- Sliske: The third belt is used to take the milk to our processing machine. The processing machine turns the milk into a concentrated milk powder, ready to be made into chocolate!
The milk passes into a machine
- Sliske: Player's milk is very rich, and as such too coloured for our white chocolate, but I'll let you in on a little trade secret. We add just a hint of Titanium white to lighten the colour!
- Farquie the cleaner: You're painting us quite the picture! Is that even safe?
- Sliske: Absolutely! I can guarantee you'll feel transformed for the better once you finally get a taste of my magnificent white chocolate.
- Easter Bunny: Titanium white? That is not encouraging.
- Sliske: I'll let you take in the scenery and witness the room in action. When you're ready for the next room, come and meet me.
Sliske teleports away
- Easter Bunny: Listen, I have a really bad feeling about all of this. I am really starting to think that his white chocolate is actually some poisonous substance and we're going to be his guinea pigs! We can't let him do this!
- Player: I'm afraid his blurb has convinced the other winners and they're no going to leave this place willingly, though.
- Easter Bunny: We'll have to save them in spite of themselves.
- Player: But how?
- Easter Bunny: We'll take them out safely, one by one. That's our best chance. With the others out of the picture or incapacitated, we'll be free to get to the bottom of this masquerade and put an end to his plan! However, we must make it look like it was his fault, or the other winners won't thank us! Now, do you think we could get one of the to safety by getting them on the feed supply ship?
- Player: I'll figure out something.
Screen fades out
Convincing a guest to leave
Talking to Farquie the cleaner
- Player: Hey! The view out of that hole is amazing! You should check it out!
- Farquie the cleaner: Nah, I'll stay over here. I'm actually afraid of heights! That's why I never tried one of those gnomecopters when they were running!
Talking to Farmer Jimbo
- Player: Hey! The view out of that hole is amazing! You should check it out!
- Farmer Jimbo: I might do in a minute. Right now I'm trying to figure out what's so odd-looking about that cow.
Talking to Gilly Willikers
- Player: Hey! The view out of that hole is amazing! You should check it out!
- Gilly Willikers: Yes, good idea! I come here to look at a chocolate factory and you want me to NOT look at it? You should be the clown! Honk honk!
Talking to Wendy
- Player: Hey! The view out of that hole is amazing! You should check it out!
- Wendy: You're right! I've never really had the chance to admire the view from somewhere that high! I mean, yes, we've done a little bit of broom flying with Maggie, but this is going to be something else. Thank you!
Screen fades out and Wendy appears next to the hole, in the path of the grain
Talking to Wendy
- Wendy: You were totally right! This view is amazing! I hope I can stare at it a bit longer. I'm not even sure what I came here for...
Talking to Ahrim the Blighted
- Ahrim the Blighted: Just another churn on the belt...
Attempting to pull the west lever
- Player: I think only Sliske's helpers can reach that.
A milk churn is placed on the conveyor belt
Pulling the east levers
- The feeding conveyor belt now goes towards the hole.
- The empty churn conveyor belt now goes towards the feeding conveyor belt.
An empty churn moves along the conveyor belt and pushes Wendy into the hole. Cutscene begins
- Wendy: AAAAAaaaaaaaaaahh!
Ahrim the Blighted begins to sing
- Ahrim the Blighted: She came here to hear about lore, Got too engrossed with a hole that she saw, One small nudge then fell through the floor, Now she will miss the rest of the tour. ...
Singing stops
- Ahrim the Blighted: I'm sure she'll be fine. You lot move along before another one of you trips and gets into trouble!
Cutscene ends and player runs to the north, where the rest of the guests are waiting