Changes: Transcript:Bosun Higgs

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Bosun Higgs: Captain, while we're docked, I'll see about getting some repairs done.
Player: Anything you need from the markets, Evie?
Bosun Higgs: How about some information on my brother's whereabouts? This isn't a holiday.
Player: You're all about business, aren't you?
Bosun Higgs: I'm Kinshra. Discipline is why we're a better fighting force than those stodgy White Knights.
Player: I'm surprised, then, that the Black Knights let you leave to search for your brother.
Bosun Higgs: Er, yeah, about that...
Bosun Higgs: Actually, it's nothing. Forget I said anything.
Player: Evie?
Bosun Higgs: I said forget it.

Bosun Higgs: Well, this place is a dump.
Player: Why, what's wrong with it?
Bosun Higgs: There's nothing here ^[sic]it's just the world's saddest beach resort, scattered with a few shipwrecks, a few stupid turtles and some lecherous fishermen.
Navigator Jemi: Yeah, they make me uncomfortable too.
Quartermaster Gully: Urgh, tell me about it.
Bosun Higgs: It's taking everything I've got not to stab their eyes out.
(If Head of the Family has been completed:)
- Lookout Ekahi: Eye, me too. It's not nice to stare.
(If Flippers McGraw has been recruited:)
- Flippers McGraw: Well, I like it! It makes me feel sexy.

Bosun Higgs: You gotta respect these dragon monks. They are crazy good fighters. Shame they're all a bunch of utter lunatics.
Bosun Higgs: If Zamorak found this lot, he could turn them into an effective fighting force.
Player: Yeah, that's not why we're here, Evie.
Bosun Higgs: I know, just saying. Still, the crazy part of them makes them more likely to follow Saradomin, don't you think?
Player: Let's not bring politics into this, shall we? Leave these people to their own issues. The gods either can't come here or don't want to.

Bosun Higgs: Now, I'm just pitching an idea here, cap, but... Armoured cyclopes with mounted ballista turrets. Think it over. We'd rule the world.

Bosun Higgs: This looks like a nice place to work on my tan. Watch out for thoose gnomes, though. They look a cheerful sort, but they'll stab you in the back when it's turned.
Player: Sounds like you have a story to tell.
Bosun Higgs: Not untill I get to know you a whole lot better. That's a tale I prefer to keep to myself.

Bosun Higgs: So, I heard some turtles died here, or whatever. Can we go now?

Bosun Higgs: Stay sharp, cap. I hear something moaning out there, and not the good kind of moaning. There's something lurking around the gates of Goshima, and it doesn't look friendly.

Bosun Higgs: Have you met the Commander yet? She's fricking awesome!
Bosun Higgs: If the Black Knights had leaders like her, those White Knight fools would fall over themselves trying to be first to surrender.
Player: You're not thinking of leaving my crew to sign up with the Menaphite Guard, are you?
Bosun Higgs: Course not, we've got unfinished business...but a girl can dream, can't she?

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 * '''Bosun Higgs:''' Stay sharp, cap. I hear something moaning out there, and not the good kind of moaning. There's something lurking around the gates of Goshima, and it doesn't look friendly.
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 * '''Bosun Higgs:''' Have you met the Commander yet? She's fricking awesome!
 * '''Bosun Higgs:''' If the Black Knights had leaders like her, those White Knight fools would fall over themselves trying to be first to surrender.