When first spoken to[]
- Clark: Hey, Dave! You know you're not allowed to use the exchange.
- Player: What? Why?
- Clark: You know why!
- Player: Let's say for the sake of argument that I don't. Could you explain?
- Clark: Because last year you bought all that shadow dye! You don't even own anything tough enough to withstand it. You dissolved three of your poor mum's dresses!
- Player: Oh, uh, I'm very sorry about that. But look, I really need some runes.
- Clark: What for?
- Player: I need to stop a friend from making a terrible mistake I'll get blamed for.
- Clark: Okay Dave, seeing as it's you. What kind of runes are you after?
- Law Runes.
- Clark: Do I look like I'm made of money?
- Player: Actually, yes.
- Clark: Well, yes, I suppose I sort of do. But I won't be able to afford any more nice suits if I just hand out law runes left and right.
- (Shows other options)
- Earth Runes.
- Clark: Oh, I don't have any earth runes I'm afraid. You might try speaking to one of the bankers though. I think I heard something about a competition.
- (Shows other options)
- Air Runes.
- Clark: Yes, I have a few air runes I might be able to spare for you. I want something in return though.
- Player: What?
- Clark: I really need something to drink. Be a mate and go fetch us one, would you?
- Law Runes.
After first speaking to[]
- Clark: Do you have anything for me to drink?
- If you do not have the Emergency flask of stew on you, or if the flask is empty:
- (Dialogue ends)
- If you have the Emergency flask of stew on you:
- Clark: What's this?
- Player: I brought you something to drink. Yum yum!
- Clark: Is this... one of your stews?
- Player: I can only assume so!
- Clark: No thank you. They're too spicy for my blood. Maybe you could find some water? Isn't there a fountain around here somewhere?
- If you have the Flask of stew-water on you:
- Clark: What's this?
- Player: Some water. Mostly.
- The thirsty clerk gulps down the water, lumps and all.
- Clark: Was that a hint of orange?
- Player: Possibly!
- Clark: Delicious. Here's your air runes. Say hi to Doris for me.
- The clerk drops three air runes into your hand.
- Player: Brilliant! I have all the runes I need to teleport. Let's give teleporting a go! Tropelet, revoekam egam!
- If you do not have the Emergency flask of stew on you, or if the flask is empty: