Transcript:Dimension of Disaster: Demon Slayer

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This transcript involves dialogue with Gypsy Aris, Sir Prysin, Dr Harlow, Apothecary, Spirit of the Body, Spirit of the Mind, Spirit of Faith, Delrith, and Agrith Naar.

Delrith Again

• Gypsy Aris: Hello, young one. Cross my palm with a zemomark and the future will be revealed to you.
• Player: We already did that. It's why I'm here in the first place. I gave you a coin and then you looked at my future, gave out a cry and handed the coin back.
• Gypsy Aris: I'm fairly certain I didn't. Hmm, let me just have a quick look into your past... There's me...and you, yes...the coin and...oh! Hmm, my mistake. Although... I can see images forming. I can see you. You are holding a very impressive-looking sword. I'm sure I recognise it... There is a big, dark shadow appearing now. Aaargh! It's Delrith! But wait, there's more...this is strange. I see you are the one destined to defeat him, but many times - in your future AND your past. Most odd. Will you embrace this destiny?

Quest Acceptance interface pops up

• Gypsy Aris: You accept your fate well, as I knew you would.
• Player: So, I'll need Silverlight, yes?
• Gypsy Aris: How did you know that? I didn't even get to that part!
• Player: Hey, this isn't my first Delrith-banishing! So which is it this time - am I looking for Gideon Bede? Or was it Grūfeld Bach?
• Gypsy Aris: Hey! Who's telling your future here - me or you? Besides, Gideon is dead - Delrith killed him when he first arrived here.
• Player: Oh, so maybe this is the one with Wally? So I'll need Sir Prysin's key - is he in the palace?
• Gypsy Aris: Now, you definitely shouldn't remember that one! Who are you? No, wait - don't answer that. I don't want to know. But yes, your destiny will take you to Sir Prysin. Zemouregal banished him from the palace grounds when he had it rebuilt. You'll find Sir Prysin retired in his house, over the path from the church.

Finding the Key

• Player: Hello, Sir Prysin. I'm here about Silverlight. Do you know anything about it?
• Sir Prysin: Urgh, don't talk to me about that...I'm not interested. I couldn't pass the trials to stop Delrith, but Zemouregal stopped him for us, so it doesn't matter.
• Player: Well, I'm still looking to banish Delrith. You don't have to get involved, but I need to get into the crypt. Can you help with that?
• Sir Prysin: Fine, if it gets you out of my house. The key for the crypt trapdoor is around here somewhere, but you'll have to find it yourself. It's either inside the house - upstairs or down - or maybe on the outside of the property.

Without finding the key

• Player: Could you suggest where I should start?
• Sir Prysin: *sigh* Fine. Have you tried searching...(random location)?

After searching unsuccessfully

• Sir Prysin Do you have to make such a mess with all your searching?
• Player: I'd make less mess if you helped me find the trapdoor key...
• Sir Prysin: same as above

After finding the key

• Sir Prysin: Well, what are you waiting for? You've got the key for the church's trapdoor - go use it. I'm not going down there with you, not after the last time. It was humiliating.
• Player: Why, what happened?
• Sir Prysin: I don't want to talk about it.

If you found but lost the key

• Sir Prysin: You managed to lose MY key. Luckily, I found it - here!
• (chatbox) Sir Prysin hands you the key to the church's crypt trapdoor.

After unlocking the trapdoor

• Sir Prysin: Well, have you claimed Silverlight?
• Player: I'm still working on it..
• Sir Prysin: It's the trials, isn't it - not as easy as you thought they'd be. Am I right?
• Player: It's not quite how I thought it would be, no.

Returning after claiming Silverlight, but before facing Delrith

• Sir Prysin I don't see what's so special about you that you could claim the sword and I coudn't... If you're so special, why haven't you rid us of Delrith, hmm?
• Player I'm working on it!
• Sir Prysin Ha! I bet you haven't even got past the so-called Evil Dave yet. What hope have you got against a demon if you can't even best a mummy's-boy man-child with an unhealthy fascination with black eyeliner?

Unlocking the Trapdoor

• (chatbox): You unlock the trapdoor with Sir Prysin's key, leaving the key in place for future use.
• If the first run-through of the quest
  • Interacting with the Barrier
    • Player: The barrier is preventing me from taking the sword, and it doesn't feel like the guardian spirits are here to put me through the trials. Maybe Gypsy Aris will know what I'm supposed to do.
• If not the first run-through
  • Player: Now that the trapdoor's unlocked, I might as well go back to Gypsy Aris and get the spirit measure. I already know the barrier is going to prevent me from taking Silverlight.

The three Spirits

Talking to Gypsy Aris

• First run-through
  • Player: I can see Silverlight, but I can't take it - it's protected by a barrier, and the spirits that are supposed to be down there are nowhere to be found.
  • Gypsy Aris: Lazy spirits. Just because they're dead, they think they don't have to do their job any more. Do you hear me complaining? Well, they can't have gone far - they won't be able to find rest until they've found a worthy successor to wield Silverlight. Here, I have just the thing to track them down...
  • continues below
• Additional run-throughs
  • Player: I need a spirit measure, so I can track down three spirits, complete there trials, and take Silverlight.
  • Gypsy Aris: How do you know I have a spirit measure? But yes, that sounds exactly what you need...
  • continues below
• (chatbox): Gypsy Aris hands you a spirit measure.
• Gypsy Aris: Need help with the spirit measure? It's simple enough. If you use it to scan the area, it should point your towards the nearest 'coldspot' - a site of significant spirit activity. Once within a coldspot, you'll need to wander around to pinpoint its centre - the measure will 'Woo' are you more the closer you get to the source.

Talking to Gypsy Aris again

• explains how to use it, as above

Spirit of the Body

Blue Moon Inn

• Player: Um, Dr Harlow, I think you might have something inside you.
• Dr Harlow: Yup! About fifteen pints of beer! *hic* Fancy buying me another? I'm drinking to forget.
• Player: To forget what?
• Dr Harlow: I duuno, I forgot... Ha!
• Player: No, I mean I think you might be housing a spirit...
• Dr Harlow: Nah, I'm only housin' beer. I don't like all them fancy cocktail thingies.
• Player: No, not spirit as in a drink. You've got a ghost inside you!
• Dr Harlow: Oh! That might be why I was drinkin'. I been possessified! *hic*
• Player: Come on, it's time to sober up - I need to talk to who's possessing you.
• Dr Harlow: No chance! The ghost can only take me over when I'm sober. I ain't gonna let it! Hones'ly, you're worse than the apothecary fella. He's always tryin' to sober me up.

Apothecary

• Apothecary: I am the apothecary. I brew potions. Do you need anything specific?
• Can you make a strength potion?
  • (Non-quest dialogue)
• Do you know a potion to sober someone up?
  • Apothecary: Let me guess, you want to sober up Dr Harlow, yes? Honestly, that man - what intoxicated impropriety has he enacted this time?
  • Player: He's been possessed by the spirit of one of the guardians of a magical sword that's required to banish a terrible demon.
  • Apothecary: Oh, not again.
  • Player: Wait? This happens to him a lot? Being possessed? Guardian spirits? Magical swords of demon slaying?
  • Apothecary: Well, maybe not this exactly, but any excuse for a drink, right? I think I have just the thing... ... but I'll need a few ingredients first. You'll have to collect them, though - I'm still, er, under house arrest.
  • Player: Yes, this is how it usually goes. What do you need me to collect?
  • Apothecary: I'll need a cabbage, a rotten tomato, and a very literal hair of the dog - that should do it. Gertrude has a pet dog. Er, at least, she has 'something' living inside her dog kennel. Gertrude now lives in a house just north-west of here.
• Can you make a potion that makes it seem like I'm dead?
  • (Non-quest dialogue)
• Nothing, thanks.
  • dialogue ends

Gertrude's dog

• Put your hand in the kennel?
  • Yes.
    • As you start to reach into the bottomless black of the kennel, you hear the beginnings of a low growl...
    • Continue?
      • Yes.
        • You continue to slowly inch your hand further in, and feel the burning hotness of putrid, acidic breath...
        • Now what?
          • Reach left.
            • You reach slowly left with outstretched fingers and discover a malleable bone-shaped object. The closer your hand gets to the object, the weaker it feels, as if it were becoming necrotic!
            • Grab the object?
            • Yes.
              • Phew! It was just a chew toy. The low growling stops as sweat drips from your brow.
              • returns to previous options
            • No.
          • Reach right.
            • You will your hand to the right and discover a bowl filled with a jelly-like substance. As you touch it, your entire palm tingles as scores of 'things' crawl all over it. It feels like your skin is being eaten!
            • What do you do?
              • Rub in some jelly.
                • The jelly feels like snot in your hands, but the tingling sensation slowly stops. You think you've just drowned a zombified family of circus fleas that were living in the food bowl.
              • Move your hand away from the bowl.
          • Reach further in.
            • Your heart races as you lunge further still into the darkness. An unnatural silence falls around you. The hairs on the back of your neck bristle in deathly anticipation. You recoil as a sticky, hot, sandpaper-like appendage - which you hope against hope is a tongue, but your mind is telling you is a sucker covered tentacle - rasps across the back of your hand. The flesh of your hand feels as though it is dripping off, like hot wax spilling from a candle!
            • What do you want to do with your hand?
              • Leave it where it is.
                • After the creature has finished licking your hand, you hear what sounds like happy panting. At least, you hope that's what it sounds like. That was probably the single most disgusting thing you've experienced in your life. The memory of it is now irreversibly lodged in your mind. Feeling you've done about all you care to with an unknowable creature living in the blackness of this kennel, you remove your hand.
                • Not only is it fine (aside from a nasty odour that you should probably do something about), but stuck to it is a dog hair. It seems like you've made a new friend, even though it's probably one you didn't want.
              • Pull it back before you lose it.
                • Returns to previous options
          • Remove you hand.
            • You remove your hand from the kennel as quickly as you dare, while also failing to retrieve anything of use.
      • No.
        • Ends
  • No.
    • You remove your hand from the kennel as quickly as you dare, while also failing to retrieve anything of use.

Apothecary

• Apothecary: I am the apothecary. I brew potions. Do you need anything specific?
• Can you make a strength potion?
  • (Non-quest dialogue)
• Do you know a potion to sober someone up?
  • Apothecary: Ah! You have all the ingredients I need for a sobriety potion - a cabbage, a rotten tomato and the hair of a dog!
  • The apothecary takes your ingredients and mixes them into a sobriety potion.
  • Apothecary: If you lose that, I can make you another if you bring me more ingredients.
  • Returns to previous options
• Can you make a potion that makes it seem like I'm dead?
  • (Non-quest dialogue)
• Nothing, thanks.
  • dialogue ends

Blue Moon Inn

If you talk to Dr Harlow with the sobriety potion

• Dr Harlow: Get that vile concoction away from me. I want beer, not sobriety!

Talking to the Bartender

• Bartender: What can I do yer for?
• A glass of your finest ale.
  • Bartender: That's two zemomarks.
  • Bartender gives you a beer
  • Bartender: Enjoy.
  • returns to previous options
• Where can an adventurer earn their fortune here?
  • (Non-quest dialogue)
• Where can I get some good equipment here?
  • (Non-quest dialogue)
• Nothing, thanks.
  • dialogue ends

Mixing the sobriety potion and beer

• You pour out the beer and replace it with the sobriety potion.

If you talk to Dr Harlow with a Sobriety potion in a beer glass

• Dr Harlow: Ooh, is that beer for me? Don't mind if I do!

Spirit of the body appears

• Spirit of the Body: Ah, that's better!
• Dr Harlow: Why'd you have to go and sober me up? Now that spirit's come back up!

Talking to Spirit of the Body

• Spirit of the Body: Ah, thank you for that - I never thought I'd get out of there!
• Player: Why were you possessing him in the first place? It's not a very Silverlight guardian-y thing to do.
• Spirit of the Body: Well, we waited so long to test a brave new hero to inherit the sword, but nobody came. And then Delrith showed up an destroyed the city. So we agreed to pack it in, and I realised how much I missed the little things in life - eating a drinking and physical stuff like that.
• Player: But being a ghost meant you could only achieve that via possession?
• Spirit of the Body: Well, he was a zombie - that hardly counts - and it's not like he wasn't in control. I couldn't even get him to fight back against Delrith - and him a vampyre hunter!
• Dr Harlow: Yeah, vampyres, you dolt - I don't do demons! Besides, Delrith had already wrecked the place - what was the point?
• Spirit of the Body: This one figured out drinking to excess kept me locked away, and he hasn't stopped since.
• Dr Harlow: Can you blame me? You try unliving with a ghost floating around in your head! Maybe now you'll leave me alone!
• Player: Will you? I'm in need of Silverlight to defeat Delrith myself - would you test me worth and then be laid to rest or something?
• Spirit of the Body: Oh, I supposed. Anything will be better than listening to this one singing drinking songs. Now, let's see... Normally I'd ask you to prove your might and kill a bunch of things, but...I dunno, just kill anything you like in this bar. That'll do, then I'm gone. Sound fair?
• Player: Anything?
• Spirit of the Body: Yeah, why not? I don't care. As soon as I see one thing in here die at your behest - or un-die, or whatever - then I'll unlock my seal you go to rest. Deal? Deal.
• Would one of these zombies do?
  • Spirit of the Body: Yeah, sure, knock yourself out. Or rather them - knock them out.
• Would you killing me count?
  • missing
• I'll figure something else out?

After killing a zombie

One of the barriers on Silverlight is removed

• The Spirit of the Body is suitably appeased by your uncaring zombie slaughter, and has unlocked his seal on the Silverlight barrier.

After killing Johnny the Beard

One of the barriers on Silverlight is removed

• The Spirit of the Body is suitably appeased by your brutalisation of Johnny the Beard, and has unlocked his seal on the Silverlight barrier.

Spirit of Faith

After inspecting the Tombstone stack

• Spirit of Faith: Why did you bring me back here? I was at peace!

Talking to Spirit of Faith

• Spirit of Faith: Let's get this over with quick, then, shall we? Just put your faith in my instructions and I'll lift my seal on the sword. Good? Yes, good. My instructions are to take a step to the right...
• Is that it? Take a step to the right?
  • Spirit of Faith: Yep.
• Anything else?
  • Spirit of Faith: Nope.
• No jumps?
  • Spirit of Faith: No.
• Nothing to do with my knees and hips?
  • Spirit of Faith: Not a thing. And most definitely no thrusting.
• Whose right? Mine or yours?
  • Spirit of Faith: Whichever. I don't care.
• Spirit of Faith: And stay in the graveyard for this. I don't want to waste my whole day here!

After taking a step

• Spirit of Faith: Well done. You've shown that you can place your faith in others, by unquestionably following my instructions.
• Player: But I barely did anything!
• Spirit of Faith: Yes, you did. I saw you, and you were magnificent. Honestly, it was truly spectacular, a marvel to behold. Have fun with the sword. Enjoy your demon slaying or whatever. I'm off.

Barrier is removed on Silverlight

• The Spirit of Faith is suitably appeased by whatever it is you did, and has unlocked his seal on the Silverlight barrier.

Spirit of the Mind

After defeating the animated book

• Player: Was that you in the book that just attacked me?
• Spirit of the Mind: Indeed it was! How would you rate your experience, on a scale of 1-5?
• Player: My experience? You attacked me!
• Spirit of the Mind: Of course I did. It's my job.
• Player: It's your job to attack me?
• Spirit of the Mind: I'm working as a poltergeist - were you suitably scared out of your wits? I really hope so! If I do well with the books, I'll be promoted to haunting furniture!
• Player: And here's me thinking your 'job' was being the Spirit of the Mind, and judging a hero's worth to wield Silverlight.
• Spirit of the Mind: Oh! You're a hero? Excellent. We'd all given up years ago - I didn't think we'd be seeing any more heroes. Besides, it's already too late to stop Delrith.
• Player: Well, I'm planning to banish him now, so...test me already!
• Spirit of the Mind: Very well, Now, what did I do for my trial again? Oh! A test of knowledge and wisdom!
• Player: Wasn't it more to test that I am focused and that my mind is not clouded?
• Spirit of the Mind: Hey, who's running this trial - me or you? On to the questions.. Why are you in this place?
• Why are you in this place?
  • I seek Silverlight.
    • Spirit of the Mind: Um, if I were being pedantic, you already know where Silverlight is, right? Still close enough, I'll give you that one.
  • An exorcism.
    • Spirit of the Mind Hey! That's not very nice.
  • I like hanging out in houses.
    • Spirit of the Mind As nice as that is for you, it is not the answer I seek.
  • I'm looking for you!
    • Spirit of the Mind Correct! And found me you have!
• Spirit of the Mind: Let's try another.
• What is Silverlight?
  • A musical troupe.
    • Spirit of the Mind I cannot prove that there is NOT such a group. However, your answer falls short.
  • A magical candle.
    • Spirit of the Mind: Incorrect.
  • A sword that slays demons.
    • Spirit of the Mind Correct. That was an easy one.
• Spirit of the Mind: Now, about the sword...
• Why do you require a sword that slays demons?
  • Why *don't* you need a sword that slays demons?
    • Spirit of the Mind Wanting for the sake of wannting is shameful and ignoble. Incorrect.
  • A powerful demon threatens Varrock.
    • Spirit of the Mind Uh, that used to be the right answer to the trial. But not any more. Delrith did threaten Varrock once...and then he destroyed it. Hmmm. The questions for this trial really don't apply any more.
  • It will look nice in my weapon rack.
    • Spirit of the Mind Silverlight yields not to the vain.
  • I need it to help Delrith get home.
    • Spirit of the Mind: Hey, you're a natural at this - are you sure you haven't done this before?
• Spirit of the Mind This isn't quite working as it should.
• Who is the Demon that threatens New Varrock?
  • Delrith.
    • Spirit of the Mind He's not really a threat any more. We've got more trouble with Agrith Naar's freak weather these days! That's yet another question that needs updating.
  • Zamorak.
    • Spirit of the Mind Who? No, that's not correct.
  • Gideon Bede.
    • Spirit of the Mind Incorrect!
  • Agrith Naar.
    • Spirit of the Mind: I'll accept that. Agrith Naar's causing all sorts of minor inconveniences - local flooding, fallen roof tiles. He's a menace.
• Spirit of the Mind Onto the next one...
• Who originally sent you to claim Silverlight?
  • Zamorak.
    • Spirit of the Mind That is incorrect.
  • Denath.
    • Spirit of the Mind Incorrect. Denath's who brought Delrith here in the first place... then he just disappeared.
  • Gideon Bede.
    • Spirit of the Mind No, no, no. Gideon's been dead for years! Killing him was one of the first things Delrith did!
  • Gypsy Aris!
    • Spirit of the Mind: Correct!
• Player I know, but there wasn't an option to pick Gypsy Aris!
• Spirit of the Mind I'll have to change the list of potential answers for next time. This test is just not up to scratch.
• Spirit of the Mind: I am so sorry - the test is a shambles. It's the Year 169 version, not year 170. We should have finished by now: you with the sword, me back to rest. Tell you what, let's take a different approach, I'll ask three general knowledge questions. You get them right and I'll unlock my seal on Silverlight.
• Who is the King of New Varrock?
  • King Roald.
    • Spirit of the Mind Yes! Oh, wait, I mean no. He's not a king any more since Zemouregal deposed him. Sorry, I didn't consider that.
  • Zemouregal.
    • Spirit of the Mind: Well, hehe, technically, he's never named himself king - he's more a despotic ruler. Why label it?
  • Queen Ellamaria.
    • Spirit of the Mind Hmm, though some still believe her to be the power behind the throne, the clue is in her title - she's a queen not a king!
  • No one. [unlocked on second playthrough?]
    • Spirit of the Mind Yes, I suppose that's right at the moment. Zemouregal's never named himself king. I'll accept that.
• Spirit of the Mind: Sorry, that wasn't meant to be a trick question.
• What was this place called right before New Varrock?
  • Varrock.
    • Spirit of the Mind No, no, no! That's just what it was called before Delrith destroyed it. We've been trough a whole bunch of names since Varrock! Delrith's Despair, Zemoria, Tafkav, Arrav's Folly... The last name was Zemouregal Town!
  • Old Varrock.
    • Spirit of the Mind Why would you call somewhere 'OLD something' before you knew there was going to be a 'NEW something' of the same name? Incorrect!
  • Avarrocka.
    • Spirit of the Mind That was ages ago - that wasn't what the city was called right before new Varrock!
  • Zemouregal Town. [unlocked on second playthrough?]
    • Spirit of the Mind: Yes, and an awful name it was too. Correct!
• Spirit of the Mind: That seemed to be another trick question. It's really not my day.
• Name a previous wielder of Silverlight?
  • Gideon Bede.
    • Spirit of the Mind Actually...that's a common misconception. Gideon was only ever the keeper of the blade. He never got the chance to actually wield it.
  • Sir Prysin!
    • Spirit of the Mind Ha! as if we'd ever let that vainglorious buffoon near it. We had to keep giving him ridiculously difficult tasks until he gave up trying.
  • Wally.
    • Spirit of the Mind Yes, that's true. Sir Prysin's ancestor thwarted Delrith's first attempt to destroy Varrock over 150 years ago. He was the last of the great adventurers.
  • Player!
    • Spirit of the Mind You! Hahaha, don't be silly. How can you have wielded it before us guardians have let you take it?
  • You!
• Spirit of the Mind: You could have said any of us spirit guardians - we're all old wielders of Silverlight. This really isn't how I saw my afternoon going. I've got cutlery to be rattling and doors to bang. Let's speed this up a bit!
• Name X. Where X divided by X equals 1!
  • 36? (number seems to vary)
    • 'Spirit of the Mind Yes! Correct! You got one right!
  • Infinity?
    • Spirit of the Mind Well, now you're just being difficult. I suppose if we treat 'infinity' as a simple algebraic constant, and also that both infinities share the same value, then the answer would indeed be 1. However, I don't see it that way, and to me such and equation is undefinable. So, sorry, but I'm not going to accept that answer.
  • 0?
    • Spirit of the Mind Wait, does it? Let me test that qui-
    • [the spirit briefly closes the dialogue]
    • Spirit of the Mind Checking. Please wait.
    • [the spirit briefly closes the dialogue]
    • Spirit of the Mind Urgh, sorry about that. I temporarily lost my connection with this plane of existence. No, it doesn't look like that's correct.
  • Any number that isn't 0? [unlocked on second playthrough?]
    • Spirit of the Mind: Correct!
• How would you score today's haunting out of 5?
  • 1.
    • Spirit of the Mind Oh, was I that bad? I must try harder or I'll never be promoted.
  • 2.
    • Spirit of the Mind Oh, was I that bad? I must try harder or I'll never be promoted.
  • 3.
    • Spirit of the Mind Sit on the fence, why don't you? You could at least try to form an opinion. *sigh*
  • 4.
    • Spirit of the Mind: Oh, thank you. I'm glad I could be of service.
  • 5.
    • Spirit of the Mind: Oh, thank you. I'm glad I could be of service.
• Spirit of the Mind: Whatever your answer, it couldn't have been wrong, because it was your answer! well done.
  • If you've gotten at least three answers right
  • Spirit of the MindThat's three! Well done. You pass! Now, I'm off back to work. Bye! (continues below)
  • If you haven't answered three questions right
  • Spirit of the Mind I'm really sorry about this. Do you mind me asking all these questions?
    • Yes I do
      • Spirit of the Mind Correct!
    • No I don't
      • Spirit of the mind Correct!
• Spirit of the Mind A question for me this time: can I change the rules? Answer: yes I can! You now only need two correct answers, wich you already have, so we're done, and I can get back to work.

Barrier is removed from Silverlight

• The Spirit of the Mind is suitably appeased by your answers (or is just bored), and has unlocked his seal on the Silverlight barrier.

After all Spirits are dealt with

• Player: That's all three trials passed. I should now be able to claim Silverlight, from the crypt under the church.

Pulling Silverlight from it's altar

• Finally, Silverlight is yours. Again. Time to use it on Delrith. 'Delrith is in the demon camp, in the gated area of south-east New-Varrock.

Dealing with Delrith

Evil Dave's cult

• Evil Dave Who dares address the GATEKEEPER OF TOTAL DEMONIC AWESOMENESS?
• If missing black clothes and black Silverlight
  • Evil Dave Ha! If you want to join my DEMONIC CULT OF AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON, you'll have to at least try looking evil!
  • Player How can I do that?
  • Evil Dave it's a hard look to pull off. You'll need to wear an OUTFIT OF SUPREME VILLAINY, and carry a WEAPON THAT MIGHT HAVE YOUR EYE OUT if you're not careful.
  • Player What sort of outfit would that be?
  • Evil Dave So long as it's the colour of THE TRUEST EEEEEEVIL, it doesn't matter.
  • Player Let me guess: black? So if I have some black robes or something, and for the sake of argument, let's say a black sword.
  • Evil Dave Whoa! like those threads in Thessalia's place and an EEEEEVIL black sword? That sounds SO TOTALLY AWESOME! Stain that sword with something black and inky and i'd let you inot my DEMONIC CULT THAT'S JUST BEYOND THIS GATE for sure.
  • Player Black and inky?
  • Evil Dave Yeah, black as the NIGHT, black as NIGHTMARES, black as...Black MUSHROOMS. You know, the type that turns your tongue black when you eat them.
• If missing some black clothes
  • Evil Dave Ha! If you want to join my DEMONIC CULT OF AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON, you'll have to at least try looking evil!
  • Player How can I do that?
  • Evil Dave it's a hard look to pull off. You'll need to wear an OUTFIT OF SUPREME VILLAINY, and carry a WEAPON THAT MIGHT HAVE YOUR EYE OUT if you're not careful.
  • Evil Dave Some of your outfit is pretty EEEEEVIL, but you need to be wearing more black. You should check out Thessalia's.
• If missing black clothes, but have black Silverlight
  • Evil Dave Ha! If you want to join my DEMONIC CULT OF AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON, you'll have to at least try looking evil!
  • Player How can I do that?
  • Evil Dave it's a hard look to pull off. You'll need to wear an OUTFIT OF SUPREME VILLAINY, and carry a WEAPON THAT MIGHT HAVE YOUR EYE OUT if you're not careful.
  • Evil Dave Whoa! that black sword is the most amazing weapon I've ever seen! You've got to dress the part too - those threads are nowhere near evil enough.
• If missing black silverlight but have all black clothes
  • Evil Dave Ha! If you want to join my DEMONIC CULT OF AT LEAST ONE OTHER PERSON, you'll have to at least try looking evil!
  • Player How can I do that?
  • Evil Dave it's a hard look to pull off. You'll need to wear an OUTFIT OF SUPREME VILLAINY, and carry a WEAPON THAT MIGHT HAVE YOUR EYE OUT if you're not careful.
  • Evil Dave Yes! That outfit of yours looks EEEEEVILER than the ICY FINGERS OF DEATH AROUND MY THROAT. If only you had an equally awe-inspiring weapon - a black one, of course.
  • Player Where can I get a black weapon in new Varrock?
  • Evil Dave The shops around here aren't evil enough to stock them. It would have to be a CUSTOM JOB OF HYPER-STYLISED VILLAINY! Man, what I would give for some BLACK INK OF BLACKNESS.
• If not missing any clothes
  • Evil Dave Whoa! You look so totally EEEEEVIL! Black is by far the most evil colour, and that SWORD OF ULTIMATE DOOM is so totally awesome. You've gotta let me wield that thing some day. Here you go, my WICKED BROTHER FROM ANOTHER MOTHER/SISTER FROM ANOTHER MISTER. Welcome to my DEMONIC CULT OF STRANGELY FREAKISH WEATHER PATTERNS! You can be my KEYMASTER OF BEING SECOND-IN-COMMAND! Okay?

Evil Sword

Picking black mushrooms

• You pick a mushroom. It feels wet and leaves a black residue on anything it touches.

Eating black mushrooms

• Eugh! It tastes horrible and it stains your fingers and tongue black.

Using Silverlight on mushroom

• You slice the mushroom with Silverlight, and it's ink stains the blade black.

Evil Clothes

• Thessalia Clothing for sale! Though I wish I could give you a total makeover. You're looking too life-like for my taste.
  • What clothes do you have?
    • Thessalia Here at Thessalia's Fine Clothes, we specialize in spritzing up the drab zombie look. Toss away your bloodstained rags! Clean out those unsightly eye sockets! A zombie doesn't have to look miserable. (Opens shop)
  • No Thank you
    • 'Thessalia Well, please return if you change your mind. (Exits)

Delrith

• If not wielding Silverlight
  • Player I...Oh, hang on, I should probably be wielding Silverlight for this part...

• Player Prepare to Die, demon!
• Delrith Die? There's only one weapon that can harm me, and there's this whole incantation thing.
• Player You mean Silverlight? Right here, Delrith! Prepare to be banished!
• Delrith *sigh* That's not Silverlight - It's the wrong colour. SILVERlight - the clue's in the name. If anything that sword is...er ...Blacklight. Anyway, I wish it WERE Silverlight. If I could say the banishment incantation myself, I would. I just want to leave this stinking hole and get back to infernus.
• Player Wait, this isn't how it usually goes. We're supposed to have an epic battle! Honestly, it's kind of disappointing.
• Delrith For you and me both.
• Player What happened to you? You used to be this big, bad demon of destruction.
• Delrith Tell me about it. Denath summoned me here in this fancy ritual, and I got to crush, kill and destroy. The prophesied hero never showed up. But then that jerk Zemouregal rolled into town and spoiled my fun. He forbade me from smashing the place up. When I didn't listen, he penned me into this ugly forgotten slum. To make matters worse, Denath, the cultist, turned out to be a demon called Agrith Naar. We've been enemies for ages. He's gone back to the demon plane and has been making it rain. He knows that I HATE rain. I can hear him laughing. As if Agrith's bullying wan't enough, that cultist at the barrier has not stopped talking! Normally I'd gobble him up, but I'm just an animal in a cage. *sigh* I want to go home.
• Player Look - that's what I'm here to do. I have Silverlight, it's just stained black... and I'm not really a cultist.
• Delrith Really? You'd send me home? And that really is Silverlight? Prove it! Swing it at me already!
• Player Alright. Here goes...

Lightning prevents the player from attacking

• Player What was that? Are you trying to trick me?
• Delrith No, no, no, no, NO! It's Agrith Naar's doing! He won't let you kill me. He's enjoying bullying me too much... At least this proves that you DO have Silverlight. Ooh, I know! Draw a circle of blood around me. It should dampen his magic and you'll be able to stab me.
• Player How do I do that?
• Delrith Just bring me a vial of blood and I'll talk you trough it.

Blood Circle

• Delrith Great, you have the blood. Now, listen closely and I'll talk you trough drawing a ritual circle.
• The screen fades out as you paint the blood circle
• Delrith Great! you've painted down the circle of blood. Now, just stab me with Silverlight and I'll do the rest.
• Player What happens to Agrith Naar when you're back in Infernus?
• DelrithI'll get rid of him. Trust me.
• Player Here goes...
• you stab Delrith
• Delrith Nullus...est...locus...simlis...domui!

Defeating Agrith Naar

Agrith Naar teleports in

• Agrith Naar: AAAARGH!
• Agrith Naar: W-wait. What happened? Where am I? One minute I'm in Infernus, throwing lightning bolts at Delrith, and now I am in... New Varrock! This is New Varrock, isn't it? How am I back here? Urgh, I hate this place!
• Player: Damn you Delrith! He must have banished you back here.
• Agrith Naar: You planned this all along! I'll kill you!
  Screen fades out and fight begins
  During the fight, Agrith Naar with charge up and attack
• Agrith Naar: PREPARE TO BE INCINERATED!

At killing blow

• As you strike the final blow, Silverlight is drenched with Agrith Naar's foul-smelling ichor!

Screen fades out

• You try to wipe Silverlight clean, but Agrith Naar's blood has fused with the blade. You heft the sword and sense that it had become more powerful.
• Player: I have slain the demon, and have a new sword - Darklight. Time to head back to Gypsy Aris to get my reward.

Finishing up

Gypsy Aris

• Player: Delrith has been banished, Agrith Naar defeated, and Evil dave given a good telling off. I think that area of town is safe once more.
• Gypsy Aris: On reflection, Delrith wasn't causing any trouble, and the strange weather was mostly contained to the demon camp...but good job!
• Player: Thanks, I think.
  Quest Complete!

Post-Quest dialogue

Evil Dave

• Evil Dave: Aww, why did you have to get rid of all the demons? What did you do with them?
• Player: Dave, they're dead. They're all dead, Dave.
• Evil Dave: But they were my...my...my DEMONIC FRIENDS OF MUM-REPLACING!
• Player: You'll make some new friends, I'm sure, Evil Dave.
• Evil Dave: W-w-will you be my friend?
• Yes, why not?
  • Evil Dave: Yessss! Erm...I mean EXCELLENT! MUHAHAHAHAHA!
  • dialogue ends
• No, I'm good.
  • Evil Dave: I miss my mummy.
  • dialogue ends
• [Back away slowly]
  • dialogue ends

Sir Prysin

• Sir Prysin I don't know how you've managed to get that sword so dirty after just one use. I know I'd take better care of it, but even though it's a family heirloom, I'm not worthy to wield it.
• Player About that, what happened with you and the trials?
• Sir Prysin You should know - you've been trough them too! DIdn't you find them difficult? What trials did you face?
  • Tell the truth
    • Player I sobered up a drunkard, aced a pop quiz and was pretty much just handed the third trial.
    • Sir Prysin What? Is that all? What of the twelve-headed hydra cat I was made to battle? The journey into Zemouregal's sock drawer to claim the Nightcap of Terror? And that whole thing with the coughing I found VERY uncomfortable. I still have flashbacks about that.
  • Exaggerate the trials
    • Player I performed an exorcism on a legendary vampyre hunter, after braving a dark cave that was home to a savage beast. Then an animated grimoire posed me a raft of near impossible questions, all of which I had to answer. Finally, I had to place my faith in another to guide me towards my future. I was entirely at their mercy.
    • Sir Prysin What? Is that all? What of the twelve-headed hydra cat I was made to battle? The journey into Zemouregal's sock drawer to claim the Nightcap of Terror? And that whole thing with the coughing I found VERY uncomfortable. I still have flashbacks about that.
  • Mock the trials
    • Player I hassled a bunch of spirits until they were so annoyed with me that they just gave me the sword to get some peace and quiet.
    • Sir Prysin What? Is that all? What of the twelve-headed hydra cat I was made to battle? The journey into Zemouregal's sock drawer to claim the Nightcap of Terror? And that whole thing with the coughing I found VERY uncomfortable. I still have flashbacks about that.