Conversation 1
- Honey badger: *An outpouring of sanity-straining abuse*
- Player: Why do I talk to you again?
Conversation 2
- Honey badger: *An outpouring of spittal-flecked insults.*
- Player: Why do I talk to you again?
Conversation 3
- Honey badger: *A lambasting of visibly illustrated obscenities.*
- Player: Why do I talk to you again?
Conversation 4
- Honey badger: *A tirade of biologically questionable threats*
- Player: Why do I talk to you again?
Conversation 5
- Honey badger: *A stream of eye-watering crudities*
- Player: Why do I talk to you again?
Or a few other variations of the above dialogues.