Dialogue for Iffie

This page contains dialogue related to Iffie.

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Iffie: Hello, dearie! Were you wanting to collect a costume, or is there something else I can do for you today?
What would you like to say?
- (Only during ghostweave promotions:)
  - What can I do with ghostweave?
    - Iffie: Ghostweave! I've not seen that for such a long time. You can make costumes out of it, and you can look like a scary ghost.
    - Iffie: It takes quite a lot though, dearie, depending on the costume you want.
    - Iffie: You could also exchange ghostweave for special Hallowe'en chocolates that have interesting effects.
    - Iffie: After the event you can bring any unused ghostweave back to me and I will exchange it for Crafting XP.
    - (During the main promotion:)
      - Iffie: Perhaps later I'll buy any ghostweave you've got left, but you should try making costumer or chocolates with it now.
    - (After the main promotion:)
      - (Without ghostweave in inventory:)
        Iffie: I'll buy any you have spare, or you could convert it in to chocolates yourself.
      - (With ghostweave in inventory:)
        Iffie: That ghostweave won't last much longer now. Do you want to sell me your spare ghostweave? I'll give you 40 coins or a little crafting training for each piece you have.
        
        Iffie: You could also exchange ghostweave for special Hallowe'en chocolates that have interesting effects.
        
        Sell ghostweave
        Sell all ([N]) for [40N] gold
        Iffie: There you go, dearie. That's [40N] coins. Don't spend them all at once.
        
        [40N] coins have been added to your money pouch.
        
        Sell X for gold (40 each)
        (After entering amount:)
        Iffie: There you go, dearie. That's [40N] coins. Don't spend them all at once.
        
        [40N] coins have been added to your money pouch.
        
        Sell all ([N]) for [20N] bonus XP
        Iffie: There you go, dearie. I'm sure you'll be better at crafting with some practice.
        
        You have gained [20N] bonus experience points in the Crafting skill.
        
        Sell X for bonus Crafting XP (20 each)
        (After entering amount:)
        Iffie: There you go, dearie. I'm sure you'll be better at crafting with some practice.
        
        You have gained [20N] bonus experience points in the Crafting skill.
        
        Don't sell
        Iffie: Okay, dearie, but it won't last long, so decide what you want to do with it soon.
- I've come for a costume.
  - Iffie: Some of these costumes even come with a free emote! Just buy one piece of the mime or zombie costumes and I'll show you all of the relevant moves.
  - Opens Iffie's Random Costume Shop
- Aren't you selling anything?
  - Iffie: Oh, yes, but only costumes. Thessalia sells some other clothes and runs the makeover mage service.
- Player: I just came for a chat.
  - (If the player is male:)
    - Iffie: Oh, I'm sorry, but I'll never get my knitting done if I stop for a chit-chat with every young lad who wanders through the shop! You should go and see my sister, Elsie, upstairs in Varrock Church; she's always ready for a good natter.
  - (If the player is female:)
    - Iffie: Oh, I'm sorry, but I'll never get my knitting done if I stop for a chit-chat with every young lass who wanders through the shop! You should go and see my sister, Elsie, upstairs in Varrock Church; she's always ready for a good natter.
- (If you have earned the classic cape:)
  - Player: I'm here to talk about what you're knitting.
    - Iffie: This? I've been knitting all sorts of things, mainly things that remind me of the good ol' days. You might be younger than me, but perhaps you want a cape that reminds you of the old days too? My knitting comes at a price - it's a fair bit of effort and materials. Does 50,000 coins sound okay to you, m'dear?
      - Player: I'll take one!
        (If you haven't brought enough money to purchase the cape:)
        Iffie: That's good, but you don't have enough money for the cape.
      - Player: No, thanks.