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Player: You've got some pretty cool gloves there, where can I get a pair?
Kangali: You can't.
Player: What do you mean I can't?
Kangali: Exactly that mate, these gloves are for the champion, and that's me.
Kangali: Unless you fancy challenging me for my title?
Player: Uh... I think I'll pass on that for now.
Kangali: No worries mate! I'm always down for a fight, just let me know the time and place.
Kangali: G'day <Player>, I'm just doing some stretches - vital to recovery mate!
Player: What are you recovering from?
Kangali: Had a big fight versus Hal'Toro the great. 50 rounds of some of the best boxing you've ever seen, took him in the final round, this time the fall came before the pride. It was a close one y'know.
Kangali: Issue is, now I've got a title to defend and every mammal under the sun wants a piece of the pie.
Player: Do you think you can defend that title of yours?
Kangali: Too right! It's all about getting in their head mate.
Player: Go on then, show me some moves.
Player: That was cool! I can't say I've heard of an 'upper-slam' before though.
Kangali: My signature move mate, works everytime. They're worn out and then...