Changes: Transcript:King black dragon head (mounted)

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Conversation 1

Player: How are you doing, King?
King Black Dragon: Oh, I'm quite fantastic. I've been round the block a few times, done a couple of backflips. I've even given my ear a scratch.
Player: Oh, I am glad. Fancy some breakfast?
KBD: I could make you toast.
Player: That would be grea...wait a minute! This is a trick isn't it? You'd toast ME.
KBD: Sir is very perceptive. You know, you could always let me go - set me free.
Player: I doubt you'd get far. After all, the house wouldn't be the same - you're like part of the furniture.
KBD: Oh, very good. Very, very good. You know how to drive a dragon head up the wall.

Prior to the update on 9th October 2012, the KBD would say one of the following conversations

When mounted, the heads can be spoken to for humorous conversations.

Player: How do you feel about all the more powerful monsters?
Left Head: There no monsters more powerful than us!
Middle Head: We top monster of all RuneScape!
Player: No you're not. The Kalphite Queen is more powerful than you!
Middle Head: Kalphite Queen? What that?
Player: She's a giant insect who lives in the desert.
Middle Head: Insect?
Right Head: Ha ha ha ha!
Left Head: No insect tougher than us! We best!
Player: No, she's way tougher than you!
Left Head: We no believe it!
Middle Head: Even if Kalphite Queen real, which we doubt, second best not bad, is it?
Player: But it's not just the Kalphite Queen. What about TzTok-Jad?
Left Head: Never heard of it!
Player: Or Dagannoth Rex?
Right Head: You making it up!
Player: Or the Chaos Elemental?
Middle Head: Now then, how we know you not just making these monsters up to demoralise us?
Player: Alright, then, what about me?
Left Head: Puny human! You not fearsome monster!
Player: I defeated you, didn't I? So, I must be stronger than you!
Left Head: You got lucky! We get you next time!
Player: Now that you're just a stuffed head? I don't think so!

Player: Which of you heads is...
Left Head: We are!
Right Head: Shut up! It us!
Middle Head: Don't be silly! It's obvious that we are!
Player: But you don't even know what I was going to say!
Middle Head: It not matter. We strongest, cleverest, and most attractive. Whatever it is, we are most of it!
Left Head: Just a minute. What if it something bad?
Middle Head: Good point. What was you going to say? If it something good, we it. If it something bad, we not it.
Player: I've forgotten what I was going to ask now.
Right Head: Us! We are!
Middle Head: What?
Right Head: Sorry, just said on reflex.

Player: Hey, Player killed the King Black Dragon!
Middle head: No, he didn't!
Left head: What? Oh, ah, no. Course he didn't. We actually artificial likeness of King Black Dragon. No one could really kill King Black Dragon!
Middle head: No! We...no, it far too powerful!
Right head: What are you talking about? Of course we King Black Dragon!
Middle head: Shut up, idiot!

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+Conversation 1
+*Player: How are you doing, King?
+*King Black Dragon: Oh, I'm quite fantastic. I've been round the block a few times, done a couple of backflips. I've even given my ear a scratch.
+*Player: Oh, I am glad. Fancy some breakfast?
+*KBD: I could make you toast.
+*Player: That would be grea...wait a minute! This is a trick isn't it? You'd toast ME.
+*KBD: Sir is very perceptive. You know, you could always let me go - set me free.
+*Player: I doubt you'd get far. After all, the house wouldn't be the same - you're like part of the furniture.
+*KBD: Oh, very good. Very, very good. You know how to drive a dragon head up the wall.
+Prior to the update on 9th October 2012, the KBD would say one of the following conversations
 When mounted, the heads can be spoken to for humorous conversations.