General
- Player: Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, Oracle?
- Oracle: possible responses:
- A bird in the hand can make a tasty snack.
- An answer is unimportant; it is the question that matters.
- A woodchuck does not chuck wood.
- Beauty is in the eyes of the beholders.
- Beware the cabbage: it is both green AND leafy.
- Capes are always in fashion!
- The chicken came before the egg.
- The decrepit man is in your head; his prison in his own.
- Do not fear the dragons...fear their kin.
- Don't judge a book by its cover - judge it by it's grammar and, punctuation.
- Everyone you know will one day be dead.
- The final dream will reach its full potential.
- The goblins will never make up their minds on their own.
- The God Wars are over...as long as the thing they were fighting over remains hidden.
- The great snake of Guthix guards more than she knows.
- Help wanted? Enquire within.
- He who uses the power of custard mixes it with his tears.
- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, then nobody gets Woodcutting xp.
- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, who gets the experience?
- Imagine you look like a goblin.
- Is it time to wake up? I am not sure...
- It's not you; it's me.
- Jas left a stone behind.
- The last shall become the first.
- The light at the end of the tunnel is the demon-infested lava pit.
- Many secrets are buried under this land.
- Nothing like a tasty fish.
- Pies...they're great, aren't they?
- She who was chosen may be chosen again.
- Sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you don't.
- The sun will shine before the daughter.
- Templates are a source of great sorrow.
- There are no crisps at the party.
- There's going to be a montage.
- They say that ham does not mix well with other kinds of meat.
- Too many cooks spoil the anchovy pizza.
- When in Asgarnia, do as the Asgarnians do.
- Who guards the guardsmen?
- Your chins will have many more uses.
- Yes, I can. But I'm not going to.
- No. I'm not in the mood.
After obtaining the Ice Mountain Elder Chronicle
- Player: Can you impart your wise knowledge to me, Oracle?
- Oracle: Wen the cold wind blows.
- Player: Don't you mean 'when'?
- Oracle: Who?
- Player: No, when.
- Oracle: At the end of things.
- Player: What? I'm lost.
- Oracle: As are we all.
- Player: Never mind.
- Player: You know, I preferred your older prophecies.
- Oracle: Would you like to hear one?
- Hear an older prophecy?
- Yes.
- See above
- No, I'm not in the mood.
- Yes.
- Hear an older prophecy?