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When talked to

  • Racing Supervisor: Bout ye?
  • (On first time the second option is selected without a prompt:)
    • Select an option
      • I'd like to have a run around the track.
        • Player: I'd like to go for a run around the track.
        • Racing Supervisor: Ah, ye want to run round the oul track, do ye?
        • Select an option
          • Yes.
            • Racing Supervisor: Aye, before ye go, have a wee pint, keep ye hydrated... I think.
            • (If the warning has not been toggled off:)
              • This activity gives Constitution XP. Are you sure you want to continue?
              • Start racing?
                • Yes.
                  • The player proceeds to race the track.
                • No.
                  • (Dialogue terminates.)
                • Yes, and don't ask again.
                  • The player proceeds to race the track.
            • (If the warning has been toggled off:)
              • The player proceeds to race the track.
          • No.
            • Racing Supervisor: Ach, come back if ye change yer mind!
      • What do I have to do here again?
        • Player: What do I have to do here?
        • Racing Supervisor: Let me tell ye a wee story about a wolpertinger and a tortoise.
        • Select an option
          • Sure.
            • Racing Supervisor: Aye, it's a cracker! Ye see, there's this here wolpertinger an' he wants a race.
            • Racing Supervisor: Ye might think he's gonna go for a wee dander, but wait til I tell ye...
            • Racing Supervisor: The eejit's tearin' round the track!
            • Racing Supervisor: Hic!
            • Racing Supervisor: He's weavin' in an' out o' the lanes...
            • Racing Supervisor: Eatin' all the pretzels...
            • Racing Supervisor: Wathin' out fer the stools...
            • Racing Supervisor: Not drinkin' too much!
            • Racing Supervisor: Ye see, here's the situation... here it is...
            • Racing Supervisor: ...
            • Racing Supervisor: Hic!
            • Racing Supervisor: ...
            • Player: ...
            • Racing Supervisor: ...
            • Racing Supervisor: She makes a fantastic casserole...
            • Player: Uh?
            • Player: Casserole?
            • Player: Wait... wasn't there supposed to be a tortoise in this story?
            • Racing Supervisor: Nah, it was a chicken casserole.
            • Player: You definitely said something about a tortoise.
            • Racing Supervisor: Why would ye put tortoise in a casserole?
            • Racing Supervisor: Tortoise... now, tortoise goes in a stew.
            • Player: ...
            • Racing Supervisor: Let me tell ye about makin' a good stew... First of all ye need to get some bananas...
            • The dwarf continues to ramble on about a stew recipe. It is quite clear that he is a little too tipsy to tell a coherent story.
            • You manage to read between the lines of the dwarf's story.
            • Run around the track to gain constitution XP. Collecting pretzels will increase the rate at which XP is gained while tripping over stools will reduce the amount. Avoid kegs altogether or you will be too drunk to continue!
            • Player: I'd like to go for a run around the track.
            • Racing Supervisor: Ah, ye want to run round the oul track, do ye?
            • Select an option
              • Yes.
                • Racing Supervisor: Aye, before ye go, have a wee pint, keep ye hydrated... I think.
                • (If the warning has not been toggled off:)
                  • This activity gives Constitution XP. Are you sure you want to continue?
                  • Start racing?
                    • Yes.
                      • The player proceeds to race the track.
                    • No.
                      • (Dialogue terminates.)
                    • Yes, and don't ask again.
                      • The player proceeds to race the track.
                • (If the warning has been toggled off:)
                  • The player proceeds to race the track.
              • No.
                • Racing Supervisor: Ach, come back if ye change yer mind!
          • Give me the short version.
            • Racing Supervisor: A short version? Aye, okay... So there's this wolpertinger...
            • The dwarf goes on a bit of a ramble.
            • You manage to read between the lines of the dwarf's story.
            • Run around the track to gain constitution XP. Collecting pretzels will increase the rate at which XP is gained while tripping over stools will reduce the amount. Avoid kegs altogether or you will be too drunk to continue!
            • Player: I'd like to go for a run around the track.
            • Racing Supervisor: Ah, ye want to run round the oul track, do ye?
            • Select an option
              • Yes.
                • Racing Supervisor: Aye, before ye go, have a wee pint, keep ye hydrated... I think.
                • (If the warning has not been toggled off:)
                  • This activity gives Constitution XP. Are you sure you want to continue?
                  • Start racing?
                    • Yes.
                      • The player proceeds to race the track.
                    • No.
                      • (Dialogue terminates.)
                    • Yes, and don't ask again.
                      • The player proceeds to race the track.
                • (If the warning has been toggled off:)
                  • The player proceeds to race the track.
              • No.
                • Racing Supervisor: Ach, come back if ye change yer mind!

When attempting to start racing with a follower

  • Racing Supervisor: Ye can't bring followers on the track! Send 'em away and then give me a shout.
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