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Shamini: Why didn't he help me move on?
Shamini: Death. He never collected me to take me to the afterlife. I just died and got... stuck. Trapped in the spirit realm like a fly on flypaper. If I could move on, I could see my mum and dad again. I bet they have the best afterlife.
Player: Well. For what it's worth, I'm glad you're not in the afterlife. I like having you around.
Shamini: Yeah. You're right. I like hanging around you as well. Come on, let's rip the universe apart and summon something cool.
Player: Haha sure. Wait, what?
Shamini: Hello there. I'm... charmed... to meet you.
Player: That's not quite how the saying goes, so that pun doesn't quite work.
Shamini: Fair point. Maybe I can... summon up... some good puns!
Player: Closer, but still not quite there.
Shamini: Really? But all these puns feel so... familiar.
Player: It's going to be a long day.
Shamini: Oh don't be so grumpy, get into the... spirit of things!
Player: Guthix preserve us.
Shamini: Wooooah... can you see them?
Player: See what?
Shamini: They're everywhere. Giant three headed badgers with caterpillars for arms. They're so colorful and their eyes are made of like... like crystallised dreams!
Player: This is why I shouldn't leave you near my herblore kit.