- Conversation 1
- Spirit mosquito: You have lovely ankles.
- Player: Am I meant to be pleased by that?
- Spirit mosquito: Thin skin. Your delicious blood is easier to get too.
- Player: I knew I couldn't trust you.
- Spirit mosquito: Oh come on, you won't feel a thing...
- Conversation 2
- Spirit mosquito: How about that local sports team?
- Player: Which one? The gnomeball team?
- Spirit mosquito: I must confess: I have no idea.
- Player: Why did you ask, then?
- Spirit mosquito: I was just trying to be friendly.
- Player: Just trying to get to my veins, more like!
- Conversation 3
- Spirit mosquito: Have you ever tasted pirate blood?
- Player: Why would I drink pirate blood?
- Spirit mosquito: How about dwarf blood?
- Player: I don't think you quite understand...
- Spirit mosquito: Gnome blood, then?
- Conversation 4
- Spirit mosquito: I'm soooo hungry!
- Player: What would you like to eat?
- Spirit mosquito: Well, if you're not too attached to your elbow...
- Player: You can't eat my elbow! You don't have teeth!
- Spirit mosquito: Tell me about it. Cousin Nigel always makes fun of me. Calls me 'No-teeth'.