Fings wot I've eaten' in dis place:
Day wun: Icy bones. Good name. Me called dat now.
Day too: Ice spider. Crunchy. Taste good.
Day free: Rocks. Tastes same as uvver rocks, but 'arder. Teef 'urt.
Day four: Nuffink. Teef still 'urt.
Day five: Noisy human wearin' fur.
Day sicks: Fur. Taste okay. Froat itchy now.
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Things that I have been eating in this place:
On the first day, I ate some icy bones, and assumed that name.
On the second day, I ate a crunchy ice spider, which tasted delectable.
On day three, I ate rocks, which were detrimental to my dental welfare.
I ate nothing on day four due to prolonged pain in my teeth.
On the fifth day, I ate a noisy human wearing fur garments.
On day six, I ate fur, which irritated my throat.