Transcript:Vampyre Slayer

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This transcript involves dialogue with [[Harlow and Morgan]].

Starting

Morgan: Praise Saradomin! He has brought you here to save us all!
Player: Wha –
Morgan: He has guided your steps to my door, so that I may beseech you to save my village from a terrible threat!
Player:
- Why don't you save your own village?
Morgan: I, I , I couldn't. The fear grips me like a hand. I tremble at the the idea of leaving my house!
- What terrible threat?
(quest continues below)
- Anything else I can do for you?
Morgan: Actually you can, if you have some skill as a crafter. I hear one can have clay rings blessed to defend against foes; I could do with some of those. I'll buy as many as you can provide!


Morgan: Our village is plagued by a vampyre. He visits us frequently and demands blood payments or he will terrorise us all!
Player: The vampyre showed up all of a sudden and started attacking your village?
Morgan: I don't know. I just moved here with my wife. We'd move on again, but we're down on our luck and can't afford to. Besides, I don't want to abandon other innocents to this fate. This could be a good community, if only that vampyre would leave us. Will you help me, brave adventurer?
Player:
- Yes. I'll help you.
(continues quest)
- No. I think not.
Morgan: Oh. Then I guess Saradomin did not send you in my time of need.

Morgan: Wonderful! You will succeed, I'm sure of it. You are very brave to take this on, but I think you should speak to my friend Harlow before you do anything else.
Player: Who is this Harlow?
Morgan: He is a retired vampyre slayer! I met him when I was a missionary, long ago. He will be able to advise you on the best methods to vanquish this vampyre.
Player: You already know a vampire slayer? What do you need me for?
Morgan: Harlow is ... past his prime. He's seen too many evil things in his life and, to forget them, he drinks himself into oblivion. I fear he will slay vampyres no more.
Player: Where can I find this Harlow?
Morgan: He spends his time at the Blue Moon inn, located in Varrock. If you enter Varrock from the south, it is the second building on your right. I'm sure it's fill with lively people, so you shouldn't miss it.
Player: Okay, I'll go find Harlow.
Morgan: May Saradomin protect you, my friend!

Dr. Harlow

Dr. Harlow: Buy me a drink pleassh.
Player:
- No, you've had enough.
Harlow: Pssssh, I never have enough!
- Are you Dr Harlow, the famous vampire slayer?



- You couldn't possibly be Dr Harlow, you're just a drunk.
Harlow: Of coursh I'm Dr Harlow. I'm famoush! I've shlayed more vampyresh than a pup like you could imagine.
Player: I think Morgan must have been mistaken. There is no way you could teach me to slay a vampyre, you can barely walk!
Harlow: I'm the besht in the business. No one could teash you what I know. No one else has sheen what I've sheen. Buy me a beer and I'll teash you.
Player: Your good friend Morgan is living in fear of a vampyre and all you can think about is beer?
Harlow: Buy ush a drink anyway.

Harlow: Did you buy ush a drrink?
Player: Okay, here you go.
(You give a beer to Dr Harlow.)
Harlow: Cheersh, matey.
Player: So, tell me how to kill vampires then.
Harlow: Yes, yes, vampyres. I was very good at killing 'em once. Vampyre slaying is not to be undertaken lightly. You must go in prepared, or you will die. *sigh* A stake is an essential tool for any vampire slayer. The stake must be used in the final blow against the vampire or his dark magic will regenerate him to full health. I always carry a spare, so you can have one.
(Dr Harlow hands you a stake.)
Harlow: You need a special hammer as well, to drive it in properly. Hmm, I think I have a spare hammer you can have.
(Dr Harlow hands you a strange hammer.)
Harlow: One last thing. It's wise t carry garlic with you; vampyres are slightly weakened if they can smell garlic. Garlic is pretty common, I know I always advised Morgan to keep a supply, so you might be able to get some from him. If not, I know they sell it in Port Sarim.
Player: Okay, so those are the supplies I need, but how do I actually kill him?
Harlow: you are an eager one. Killing a vampire is DANGEROUS! Never forget that. Go in prepared, with food and armour, but understand that you may die. It's a risk we all take in this business. I've seen many fine men and women die at the hands of vampyres. Enter the vampyre's lair and attempt to open the coffin. He should be asleep in there, so try to use the stake on him. As you're new at this, you'll probably just wake him up and the real fight begins. Fight him until he's nearly dead, and, when the moment is right, stake him through the heart and hammer it in. It's gruesome, but it's the only way. Once he's dead, speak to Morgan so he can notify the village.
Player: Thank you very much!


Morgan: How can I help, brave adventurer?
Player: I found out what equipment I need from Dr Harlow.
Morgan: Oh? And what has he told you to acquire?
Player: I already have a stale, Harlow gave me a spare. I have the special hammer made for striking stakes into vampyres. I still need to get some garlic.
Morgan: Harlow did tell me to always keep garlic on me. He insisted on constant vigilance against any possible threats. I used to have a large supply of it, but it's been disappearing. I think my wife dislikes the smell. Feel free to look around and see if you can find any she missed. Can I help you with anything Else?
Player: I've spoken to Dr Harlow.
Morgan: I knew he would help is in our time of need. Did he tell you what you needed to know?
Player: Yes, he did, but only after I bought him a pint! Some vampire slayer he is.
Morgan: You must forgive him. He believes the beer frees him from his memories, but it's really just destroying him.

Victory

(After defeating Draynor.)
Player: I should tell Morgan that I've killed the vampyre!

Player: I've killed the vampyre!
Morgan: Praise Saradomin! Bless you! We are all saved, the vampyre is slain!